"Dream girl, do you like me?" Nie straight ball, straight up is a ball.

It's a big ball, it's suitable for Brother Wuen, my brother is not in the house, Eun just rolls out.

"Huh? Do you want it to be so sudden? "Dream of the heart, Nie Guangyi will suddenly come like this.

"I've already lost at the starting line, and I still won't be allowed to catch up?" The more weak Nie Guangyi's heart is, the more he can't lose his momentum, "Doesn't the girl dare to answer positively?" ”

"Hmm......" Yumetomi thought for a moment and responded, "I don't like it, but it's not as annoying as I was at the beginning." ”

"Then can I understand that the girl's favorability of me has increased?"

"No, the correct understanding is that the annoyance has decreased."

"Isn't that all the same?" Nie Guangyi stroked his hair.

If you are a genius, you have to be so confident!

"Mr. Nie, the girl opposite you refuses to respond, so as not to be taken into the ditch by you."

"Girl, my girl, why do you even use honorific titles. If you want to bring me, you will take me into the ditch. You must know that the premise of the ditch is to have a ditch. ”

Yumeshin stopped talking, and was as expressionless as possible.

"Girl, my girl, your smile is like the first appearance of the morning glow, which makes my heart surging and yearning."

"Where am I smiling?"

"Huh? Didn't the girl laugh? Then I may have been deceived by your talking eyes. Girl, my girl, your mysterious eyes are so unpredictable that even a genius like me can hardly figure out your true face. ”

"Mr. Nie, are you sure you're praising people?"

"Huh? Can't the girl hear me? That must be my problem. Girl, my girl, your eyes are like Qionghua Yao grass, which makes me fall, like a bay of autumn water, makes me want sh... u… i" Nie Guangyi almost said it smoothly.

As the courtyard grass of the Men's Virtue Academy, Nie Guangyi's chastity, so far, it is still possible to set up a memorial arch.

The problem is that the girl doesn't know what his situation is.

Before he could catch up, he said everything nonsense, which was tantamount to directly executing himself to death.

It's okay to be dead, but I'm afraid of the process of being half-dead.

To tell the truth, after Nie Guangyi got in the car, he didn't know what happened to him.

It's not a fledgling calf.

are in their thirties, and for the sake of a girl, they will suffer from gains and losses for a while, and their hearts will beat faster for a while.

The girl is good-looking.

However, in this world, there are more good-looking people.

The amazement is over.

It's like walking to eat and go shopping and meeting a beautiful woman.

The people who were released whistled when they saw it.

The introverted person smiled in his heart when he saw it.

Then, there was no then.

Why.

They're all girls.

Obviously, the chromosomes are all the same xx.

How could there be such a dream heart?

Every time we meet, it's more amazing than the last?

"Is Mr. Nie's name [My Girl] addicted?"

"How is that possible? This is obviously the simplest and crudest desensitization therapy. Nie Guangyi asked confidently: "The girl said, is it natural to get used to it?" I enjoyed listening to it a lot. ”

"Naturally, just enjoy it. What age is it, which girl likes to be called, "Girl, my girl". ”

"If I don't call it a girl, what should I call it?" Nie Guangyi thought seriously for a moment, "Madam, my madam? ”

"Uh...... Be happy with Mr. Nie. ”

"I'm happy, it must be called a girl, the lady is so unfamiliar, and she calls it like you are my mother."

“……”

Dream Heart was speechless for a while.

"Don't get me wrong, girl, my mother has passed away a long time ago, and I don't mean to treat you as a mother."

“……”

"Let's not say anything else, let's just say that the girl's figure, how do you look like a mother, yes or no?"

"Who said you can't have a good figure when you are a mother?"

"Huh? Could it be that the girl has been a mother? ”

“……”

didn't get a timely response, Nie Guangyi sighed to himself: "That's really good, it shortened the age difference between me and the girl all of a sudden." ”

"What does it have to do with the age difference between me being a mother or not?" Dream Xinzhi doesn't think that the age difference can be widened or narrowed casually.

"I've been divorced, and you've been a mother." Nie Guangyi clapped his hands excitedly, "Isn't it a good match when you hear it, it's perfect?" ”

"Dare to ask Mr. Nie, it is less than a year before and after I went to the UK, how can I complete the whole process of becoming a mother and recovering my body?"

"What's this? Originally, it was a ubiquitous thing in entertainment news. ”

"Mr. Nie still watches entertainment news?"

"That's what I said, Mr. Nie still drinks water and pees, and eats and." Nie Guangyi said solemnly.

"Haha, does Mr. Nie talk like this all the time?"

"What's wrong with the smell? It's better than color, right? It's just because you're a little girl that I say something flavorful to you. Nie Guangyi showed his thoughtfulness at the right time.

"Mr. Nie, although I am working hard, I really can't say words of thanks."

"Huh? No way...... Could it be that I misunderstood the girls of the new era? Do girls like to be colored? So if that'......"

"No need." Dream Xinzhi quickly interrupted, "I'm colorblind. ”

"Color blindness? What kind of color blindness? Is it red-green color blindness, or color blindness altogether. Color blindness is inherited from generation to generation, if a girl is color blind, your father must be color blind, and then your grandfather must also be color blind. These two conditions are indispensable. ”

"I only have one dad. He's not colorblind. "Dream Heart immediately stopped joking.

"Ahh It's over! The IQ drop touched the girl's bottom line. What should I do, girl, can I still be saved? ”

“……”

Dream heart doesn't care.

Other jokes can be made, involving Dad's, in her place, it is absolutely taboo.

"Girl, girl."

“……”

"Girl, my girl, have you had any dreams lately? Can you take it out and share it with me? Preferably the one with a flavor. Nie Guangyi quickly explained, "I'm talking about the taste of food." ”

Mengxinzhi calmed down, she didn't mean to get along with Nie Guangyi on purpose, so she went down the steps: "[Leave the grass on the plain, one year old and one withered. Wildfires burn inexhaustibly, and spring breezes blow and regenerate. 】”

"What does Bai Juyi's "Farewell to the Ancient Grass" have to do with eating? Could it be that girls like to eat grass? ”

"There are four more sentences to follow."

"Is there anything else in the back? When I was a kid, I memorized this poem with only four lines. ”

"Geniuses also have blind spots?"

"What the girl said, geniuses should eat ......."

"Mr. Nie, there are some words, one time is enough."

"Oh, okay. Dare to ask the girl, what are the next four sentences? ”

"[Yuanfang invades the ancient road, and Qingcui connects the deserted city. He also sent the king and grandson to go, and his wife was full of farewell. 】”

"So, at the end of the day, the girl still likes to eat grass?"

"Not really." Dream Xinzhi said, "In the first sentence of the second half, the aroma of barbecue said by [Yuanfang Invasion Ancient Road] wafted on the ancient road. ”

"Girl, my girl, how did a good poem in praise of weeds become a barbecue?"

"Then dare to ask Mr. Nie, how can the scent of weeds waft on the road?"

"This ...... It's really stumped for me, so dare to ask the girl, how do you prove that this is the smell of barbecue? ”

"Then how does Mr. Nie prove that it is not?"

"There is really no way to falsify it......" Nie Guangyi asked a little excitedly: "Did the dream girl dream of the scene where Bai Juyi made this poem?" ”

"No, I'm just talking nonsense."

A basin of cold water from Dream Heart was poured like this.

"Girl, is this unwilling to share a new dream with you?"

"There's nothing you want to do. I'm dreaming, and a lot of the time it's a model, so I don't know where to start. ”

"Then the girl will tell me, in your most moky impression, have you ever dreamed of being more handsome than me." Nie Guangyi exerted all his strength and worked hard to find a topic.

"That's a lot."

"Ah, isn't that just a girl's going to talk to death?"

"Hmm. As you wish. Yumeshin was mischievous.

"Girl, my girl, for the sake of me who looks like Pan An, you can talk to me for a while."

"Okay."

"Thank you, girl, I don't mind putting the monument of my appearance next to Pan An."

"Although there are sayings like Pan An that have been handed down, what Pan An really appreciates is his open-minded and optimistic personality and his belief in his friends." Yumeshin began to respond very seriously.

"No, girl, Pan An, isn't it his single-mindedness that girls appreciate the most? Compared with him, Su Dongpo is something. After Nie Guangyi finished speaking, he quickly covered his mouth again, "I'm sorry, girl, I didn't mean to slander your father." ”

Under normal circumstances, Dream Heart is not good at creating cold scenes, and he will not give people steps down.

The problem is that Mr. Nie is a bit insulated from [in general].

"If you say Su Dongpo, you will say Su Dongpo, what are you doing with my father? Su Shi is not single-minded, what does it have to do with my father? ”

"How can it be okay? My eldest brother admired Dongpo monks at every turn, saying that he was the first to write a eulogy, which was not in his eyes at all. People are just a little handsome, why do you want your dad to slander them? ”

"My dad wouldn't denigrate historical figures. You're the one who slanders my dad. ”

"Isn't the girl ever hearing the story of Pan An and his wife? Pan An has only had one wife from beginning to end, and if you look at Su Shi again, he is merciful everywhere and is praised by others. I won't talk about the death of his wife in the front, but he will enjoy the blessings of all people in the back. His behavior, if it were put in modern times, would have been drowned by the spitting stars a long time ago. ”

"In the first place, we can't put historical figures in the modern ethical framework."

"The girl is very forgiving."

"What's wrong with that?"

"That's right! What could be wrong? Nie Guangyi raised his thumbs on both hands, "The girl is really a good girl." ”

Dream Xinzhi didn't care, and the main thing was that there was nothing to respond to.

"Did Ling Zun open his mouth and close his mouth and say that "Jiangchengzi Yimao Dream on the Twentieth Night of the First Month" is a mourning for the ages, and also said that this is Su Dongpo's first creation."

"Is there anything wrong with that?"

"Of course I don't have a problem, but my family Pan An definitely won't do it. Without Pan An, how can there be a name system of [mourning]? Pan An was a man of the third century AD. Su Dongpo was a man of the 11th century AD. Pan An is a full 790 years older than Su Dongpo. ”

"Pan An wrote a mourning poem, Su Dongbo wrote a mourning poem, the poem and the words are different, my father said that the mourning poem is Su Shi's first creation, and there is no problem."

"Then dare to ask the girl, is it because of Pan An's "Mourning Poem" that there is a sequence of mourning in history?"

"Yes." Yumeshin gave affirmation.

"Very well, the matter of the age, the girl and I have reached a consensus. Let's talk about popularity. ”

"Mr. Nie, please speak."

"The great writer Su Dongpo, naturally someone will like it. But it's just talent. If you want to talk about popularity, it is definitely not as good as one ten-thousandth of my family's equally talented Brother Pan An. ”

"I want to hear about it."

"The girl has read the "Book of Jin", which does not directly write how good-looking my brother Pan An is, but only says that "when I was young, I often popped up Luoyang Road, and those women met were all lingering with their hands, and they were all fruitful, and then they returned with a full car", and later generations summarized this matter into an idiom, called "Throwing Fruit Ying Che", which describes a type of person who is as handsome and popular as me and Brother Pan An."

"Brother Pan is so handsome, so talented, and so single-minded, he is really worthy of a girl."

"Isn't that right? Girl, my girl, have you ever dreamed of my big brother Pan An? Who is more handsome than him or me? Nie Guangyi added unusually firmly: "Anyway, with talent and single-mindedness, I must be better than him." ”

"If I'm not mistaken, Mr. Nie...... Divorced. ”

"Just because I'm divorced doesn't mean I'm not single-minded! If you don't believe me, I'll take you to my ex-wife. ”

"Mr. Nie's brain circuit is really different from ordinary people."

"One yard to one yard, if my ex-wife says a bad word about me, girl, you can ignore me for the rest of your life."

"Why would Mr. Nie associate a word from someone else with his own life?"

"Am I not afraid that the girl will not believe me?"

"If you don't say a bad word, it may be that you have taken your money, collected your hush money, or have some other deal."

"Girl, how can you think that?"

"Why can't you think so?"

"That's right...... It was indeed taken my money. Nie Guangyi suddenly became a little decadent, "I'm here for a girl, so I'm probably useless." ”

He didn't know the bottom of his heart.

The more you behave, the more confident you are.

Let's leave aside how strong the competitors are.

He is ten years older than Mengxinzhi, and he has a history of marriage.

If these two points are what the girl minds, then he has no chance at all.

Instead of being apprehensive, it is better to ask directly.

It's better to go up or down than not to go up or down.

Nie Guangyi stared at Meng Xinzhi until Meng Xinzhi opened his mouth and said, "I did, I dreamed of Sister Rong Ji. ”

"Who?"

"Yang Rongji, Pan An's wife."

"Ah, really? Then is your sister Rong Ji good-looking? Is she more beautiful than Pan An, which makes Pan An so obsessed? ”