Xuan Shi gave a positive answer: "This is a matter of feelings. ”

"Xiao Shizi, I don't even have a partner, where is the emotional problem?"

"Xiao Niezi, you don't even have a partner, where did the marriage proposal come from?"

"Are you stupid? In this world, how can anyone have a successful marriage proposal and no partner? Nie Guangyi said to Xuan Shi uncontrollably: "Aren't I more experienced than you in this kind of thing?" ”

"Broadly speaking, your situation back then was a special case." Xuan Shi had the heart to persuade: "If someone asks for a marriage casually, you will agree, this is not a normal relationship, let alone a normal beginning, and there is no good result in the end." ”

"What do you mean that if someone proposes a marriage casually, I will agree? Don't I look at my face? Don't I look at the figure? Don't I even have anything to pursue? Nie Guangyi was so angry that he asked four questions in one breath.

"Broadly speaking, can you stop saying this kind of thing in the future?"

"Why? Is it wrong to tell the truth in every word? ”

"You talk to me, of course it's no problem. I'm afraid that you will say it smoothly, and it will be like this when you turn around in front of the bridesmaids. ”

Nie Guangyi didn't feel that he had a problem at all: "What's wrong with this posture?" ”

"Not much, it's just getting farther and farther away from getting off the list." Xuan Shi shrugged his shoulders and signaled Nie Guangyi to understand.

Nie Guangyi was a little unconvinced: "You are getting farther and farther away from getting rid of the order." ”

"I'm married, Da Shao."

"Yes, how do married people get off the list?" Nie Guangyi said forcefully: "What's wrong with this logic? ”

"No problem, who dares to compare logic questions with Da Shao, but you hang up on your ex-wife at every turn, it's hard not to wonder if you still have some lingering feelings."

"I have to think about it to have nothing to do in this situation?"

"Broadly speaking, as the pork tapeworm in your brain, I naturally understand you, but you can't default to the girl you like can understand."

Nie Guangyi's cleanliness habit was committed, and the pores all over his body stood up: "Are you disgusting?" Pork tapeworms with open and closed mouths. ”

"It's not disgusting, I learned it from Da Shao." Xuan Shi responded calmly, "Apply what you have learned, and learn from your skills." ”

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"I'm me, you're you, and you haven't paid me tuition, so why should I let you study with me? Have you gone through my consent? Did you get the authorization? ”

"Broadly speaking, it's useless for you to be so excited, the key is what the bridesmaids will think after listening. A normal girl, even if it is a little interesting to you, you will definitely be scared away by you if you open your mouth and close your mouth to advance your wife. ”

What does it matter what she thinks? If she thinks wrong, I'll take her to Liao Sijia, and the two of them can talk by themselves. Communication between women and women should be easy, right? ”

“……”

Xuan Shi gave up.

The brain circuit of genius, no matter how much the general public persuades it, it is useless.

"Okay, Da Shao can come at your own pace."

"Why do you want to add a [right] after [line]? Why are you talking to your generalized brother in such a reluctant tone? You have two words [bar], why don't you just call me Dad? ”

Xuan Shi didn't bother to deal with Nie Guangyi's brainless energy that popped up from time to time, and directly pushed the topic down: "When are you going to return to China?" ”

"The last time you asked me, it was the last time. The last time I talked to He and I was nine days and two hours, how long has it been, and you can't add or subtract within 24? ”

"How can this be counted as addition or subtraction within 24? Again, it's not just numbers. ”

"Or else? What is it? Kindergarten should be able to calculate clearly, right? ”

"Whatever you say is what you are." Xuan Shi skipped the meaningless question again and went straight to the next one: "The time you return to China is calculated by hours, how heartfelt is it?" ”

"It's okay, how can I return to my heart like an arrow? Which eye did you see? ”

"I don't see any eyes."

"When you're blind, your ears aren't deaf, right? Didn't you see that you always heard it, did you? How can I return to my heart like an arrow? Nie Guangyi's face was angry.

"Well, you don't." Xuan Shi didn't want to force Nie Guangyi to advance in his own way, he always only gave advice.

"It's good to know."

After pressing Xuan Shi on the ground and rubbing it, Nie Guangyi began to return to the topic: "I was in a hurry to go back and propose, didn't you say no?" ”

Xuan Shi glanced up at Nie Guangyi and replied to him: "Hmm." ”

"Huh? Huh? You're just perfunctory to your brother, your best man, and your brother? ”

"I thank you, you don't need to be in each other's arms."

"What are you thanking me for? Do I have to accept it if I thank me? Can I be morally kidnapped and perfunctory? ”

"Then you say, what should I do, so that it is not perfunctory?"

"You should at least persuade me not to be impulsive!"

"Didn't I persuade you?" Xuan Shi asked.

"Your persuasion is not obvious enough, and you have not convinced me, this can also be called persuasion?" Nie Guangyi was quite dissatisfied with Xuan Shi's performance.

"I believe that Da Shao has a rod and scale in his heart. And it's also very smart, no matter what, you can figure things out by yourself, and find the only and best answer. ”

"Do you think this is the solution? Also the best answer. Nie Guangyi responded angrily.

"Yes, problem solving has always been a specialty of Dashao. I hope that this question about love will not be difficult for us. ”

"Okay, I'll try. If you have any good suggestions, you can give me a little more specific, otherwise I will solve the problem according to my own ideas. ”

"Well, I can't persuade you anyway......"

Before Xuan Shi finished speaking, Nie Guangyi snatched it up: "No, you have to persuade, if you can't persuade you, you will stay with me, and you are not allowed to go back to your own room until I leave." ”

"I'm newlywed."

"You're not married to me, why should I care if you're newly married?"

"Okay, I'll try again."

Xuan Shi knows very well that Nie Guangyi's current performance is a gain and a loss.

On the one hand, Nie Guangyi felt that he should propose marriage as soon as possible in order to determine his status, after all, Zong Guang was already Mengxinzhi's family and had all kinds of first-mover advantages.

Don't they all say that love will become family affection in the end?

His eldest brother is more advanced than him, I don't know how many levels.

On the other hand, Nie Guangyi also knew that he was in too much of a hurry.

However, if you are not in a hurry, will you not even have the only chance?

Will he be given the first step by the most unscrupulous uncle in the world?

I've heard of fire prevention, anti-theft, girlfriend and anti-brother, but I haven't heard of guarding against my uncle.

Special solutions to special problems.

Extraordinary times are very means.

It's not that Nie Guangyi hasn't thought about the optimal solution, but the problem of love doesn't give him the opportunity to find the optimal solution at all.

In the name of divorce, the age difference is ten years old.

He didn't understand what congenital deficiency was.

I can't understand why others work hard, but they don't have a high score in the test as well as him.

I didn't expect that on the topic of love, there would be a world newspaper.

"Broadly speaking, I don't think there's a problem with the idea that you want to take Dream Girl to the Ningbo Museum at your first stop. It's beautiful there, the architecture is special, and "The Three-Body Problem" was filmed there again. There's a lot to talk about, so you take the girl there to play. ”

"What to play? I'm taking girls to determine their future career direction. ”

"Okay, this doesn't matter." Xuan Shi then issued a persuasion: "You can design a closed loop. ”

"Closed loop? What closed loop? You haven't even gotten on the IUD yet, so why should I close the loop? ”

Xuan Shi was a little annoyed: "Do you still want to talk?" ”

"Yes!"

Nie Guangyi also knew Xuanshi, and knew that his brother was really going to be angry.

"You specially returned to China and accompanied the girl to find the direction of her career."

"Nonsense, I'm obviously here to rebuild Wan'an Bridge."

"The urgency of the reconstruction of the Wan'an Bridge is measured in hours?"

"Why not, it's a thousand-year-old bridge."

"Okay, in a broad sense, if you do this again, I won't persuade you, what if I stay in your room for ten days and half a month, it's not the day of the cave room after all, the relationship between me and Arnold is not in the morning and twilight, as long as you don't commit cleanliness, what can I not do."

The pores on Nie Guangyi's body exploded, and he couldn't imagine staying in the same room with anyone for ten days.

Even if it's Xuanshi, you can't share a bathroom with him.

Only the girl, it seems, can be an exception.

In the dark, Nie Guangyi had a strange feeling.

I felt as if I had met a girl in the bathroom.

This certainly can't be true.

If it was true, he must have engraved the girl's figure in his mind.

What kind of mess is this?

Don't you want to listen to Xuanshi's persuasion?

It's obviously your own brain, why are you so disobedient?

Nie Guangyi cleared his throat: "Xiao Shizi, let's talk about you in the closed loop." ”

"If you're going to take your bridesmaids to a bunch of museums for an in-depth visit, you can put the first and last stop in the same place. As the visits deepened, it was possible to come to fruition in the end. ”

"Are you sure you're not driving?" Nie Guangyi's expression was three points speechless and seven points disgusted.

"I drive every day, how can I be so hungry."

Get!

I can't talk about it this day.

This brother can't do it either.

"Hurry back and drive your car, don't get in the way of Ben's eyes here."

Nie Guangyi directly ordered the expulsion of customers, and Xuan Shi did not stay any longer.

It's not that he is heavy on sex and light on friends, the key is that he is in the honeymoon period at this moment.

To have a brother like Nie Guangyi is really what he has cultivated in eight lifetimes......

Give him a wedding gift to influence his honeymoon.

chasing a bridesmaid also affects his honeymoon......

Xuan Shi is gone.

Nie Guangyi took out a brand new notebook from the drawer.

On the title page of the notebook, four powerful words were written - "Closed-loop Plan".