Chapter 231: My Sister Is Poisonous
Nie Guangyi was in a good mood.
Unprecedentedly good.
The girl hung up on him, but she didn't seem to hang up.
The girl said in such a hurry that she was going to practice Tai Chi, wasn't this just playing Tai Chi with him?
The way of Tai Chi pays attention to [overcoming rigidity with softness, braking with static], and the most important thing is [four or two dialing a thousand catties].
Nie Guangyi didn't know whether he was a [four taels] or a [daughter].
All in all, it must have weighted up.
Who wants to say that four taels is not weight, before speaking, please send four taels of gold first.
[Girl, my girl, why are you so caring, and you still want to accommodate my itinerary. γ
[Girl, my girl, my trip is you, my journey is you, I can't live without you in my trip. γ
The two sighs that suddenly came out of my heart gave Nie Guangyi goosebumps.
[I'll do you a big trip! γ
[What a genius, how did he become a word splitter. γ
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"Brother, brother, brother." Zong Yi tugged at Zong Guang's sleeve and sang the classical scale with a shaking.
"What's wrong, Yi?" Zong Guang could see that Zong Yi was a little excited, but he didn't know what the specific reason was.
"That's it, I don't know what to call it all of a sudden, my ......" Zong Yi didn't have time to organize the language.
Zong Guang touched Zong Yi's head: "My own brothers and sisters, what is there to swallow?" β
"My brother, I finally asked my sister to braid the little pigtails I braided, how can you be so ravaged!"
"Why does Ah Yi have to add a small one in front of the braid, is it because my brother has been abroad for a long time and has begun to adapt to the current buzzword?"
"My brother, is this a minor problem?"
"What if it weren't?"
"This is obviously a problem of [son], changing [son] to [son], isn't it very close to the fact that your little sister is playful, beautiful and cute?"
"Okay, brother won't ravage your pigtails in the future." Zong Guang took the opportunity to pinch Zong Yi's left cheek.
The fat little face feels really good.
Zong Yi opened Zong Guang's hand in disgust: "How old is a person, he still likes to pinch other people's faces, and the youngest in the family can't have human rights?" β
"Okay, then I won't pinch it anymore." As he spoke, Zong Guang gave Zong Yi another touch on the right cheek.
"What are you doing!"
"Before washing your hands, pinch the other side for you, and after you save it, your left and right faces are asymmetrical, and you have to come over and ask me."
"Cut~" Zong Yi said with a disgusted face: "You don't think you're so humorous, right?" β
"I won't tease you, what was Ah Yi going to say to his brother just now?"
"I want to ask you, my other brother, what should I call it, it's too much, why can't I just sing my brother brother!"
"You say this, just call him by his name, you call him Lu Yuxiang, lulu, it's okay."
"Ah, yes, yes, yes, that's what I mean!" After Zong Yi clapped his hands, he gave two thumbs up to Zong Guang.
"Ah Yi, your reaction is like this, but my brother doesn't know what's wrong."
"It's Lu Lu, since he is called Lu Lu, he usually speaks Chinese, right?"
Zongyi is full of curiosity about the world, and he spends his days [I have a problem], but he is not so fond of learning, especially not so cold to English.
"Lulu is an English name, which means handsome, excellent, and outstanding."
"Huh? Then I asked, my second brother, just the little one, how is his Chinese? "Zong Yi really hopes that he will also have the opportunity to be a sister, and he is older than Lu Yuxiang, and he is only a little older, and he has a little [little] mind.
"Lulu's English will be much better than Chinese, the language environment of his boarding on weekdays is all English, plus he had great difficulty speaking when he was a child, speaking Chinese will be a little weird, speaking English will be better."
"That means it's okay to understand it, right?"
"Haha, Ah Yi, people are so good, why is it two-two-two-two?"
"Could it be that I want to sing Xiang Xiang Xiang Xiang Xiang?"
"That's a little better than five twos, right?"
"My brother, you have really been abroad for a long time, Xiang has a special meaning, only Uncle Nie's kind of person will put the words that emit this smell on his lips."
Zong Yi was a little stimulated, so he had to stimulate Zong Guang.
What could be more exciting than the word [Uncle Nie]?
Zong Guang didn't accept the offer, but only continued to give his own advice: "If it really doesn't work, you just sing Lululu." β
The last five words, Zong Guang also sang in the classical scale.
Zong Yi stared at Zong Guang for a long time: "My brother, your singing is quite good." β
Zong Guang just wanted to express his gratitude to his sister, when he heard Zong Yi say again: "It's just a little worse than Uncle Nie." β
"Isn't that necessary?" Not to be outdone, Zong Guang said: "He is an uncle, I am an elder brother, why should I compare my singing skills with my elders?" β
"My brother, you've been abroad for a long time, and you don't know that the uncle is in charge of the country now, right?" Zong Yi continued to output: "I like my uncle a lot, I will find someone older than me in the future." β
"My sister, you're quite a big span. If you can call me an uncle when you are one or two years older, then I am also an uncle. β
"My brother, are you underdoing it a little too much?"
"Where?"
"As your own sister, I want to give you a piece of advice."
"Say, I'll listen."
Zong Yi stood on tiptoe, leaned to Zong Guang's ear, and patted Zong Guang's shoulder like a little adult: "My sister is poisonous." β
Zong Guang was stunned by Zong Yi: "My own sister, how can you say that about your own sister?" β
"My sister is non-toxic and harmless to me, she is the best sister in the world, if you say anything to you, you can weigh it yourself." Zong Yi continued to pretend to be old-fashioned.
Because her looks and figure are too cute, no matter how she pretends to be, that's it.
"I think my weight is quite heavy." Zongguang has always been very confident in the foundation of his relationship with Dream Heart.
"Brother. What you value is a weight called family affection, and it has little to do with love. β
"Sister. In the adult world, there are many feelings that are mutual, and there are not necessarily particularly obvious boundaries. β
"Brother. For the sake of you giving me a room full of sweets, I'll give you another piece of advice, if you don't stop the precipice, you will definitely regret it. β
"How so?"
"Because, if you insist, my sister will definitely choose to be with you, even if she doesn't choose so, she won't choose anyone else. However, do you think that will be my sister's most sincere choice? β
Zong Guang was silently silenced by Zong Yi's words.
He thought that Zongyi would say that he didn't have a chance, or that he had been gone for too long and had difficulty recultivating his relationship.
Unexpectedly, what Zongyi said was completely opposite.
After a while, Zong Guang regained his strength and asked out loud: "You are a child, how can you have such an opinion?" β
"My brother, I've seen a lot more romance than you've ever experienced in life."
"Zongyi, we can't put it into reality."
"Brother, if you think what I said is unreasonable, you won't be the reaction you have now."
"Then whether what you say makes sense or not, you won't let me give up now, right?"
"If you don't give up, what does your brother want to do?"
"It turns out that you actually often knock on the side, and my brother thinks that you are still a child, so he doesn't pay much attention to it."
"And now?" Zong Yi's eyes lit up.
The happiness of romance lovers is as simple and straightforward as that.
"Now, my brother wants to ask for your opinion very seriously and listen to your opinion."
"Okay, I'll be a love consultant for my brother today."
Zong Yi pulled Zong Guang and sat down on his bed like a candy palace, ready to talk about 300 rounds: "Then brother, you say it first." β
"I just said that." Zong Guang was suddenly a little unsure if he had made the right choice.
Zong Yi recalled it seriously, and didn't think of anything: "What did you say?" β
"I mean, you're not going to make me give up now, are you? Even if you only watch romance dramas to understand love, you should be able to understand that only by doing your best and working hard will you have no regrets. β
"Brother, the harder you work, the luckier you are, is used to deceive children like us. This kind of words are used to stimulate and stimulate the children who are going to take the college entrance examination in the future, and in the past, when can love be obtained through hard work? β
Zong Guang asked rhetorically: "If you don't work hard, how can you get love?" β
Over the years, he has been able to come out of the endless darkness based on the persistence in his heart.
Keep a sunny mindset and keep looking forward to the future.
"But, my brother, don't you know what it means to be excited? You've lived twice as much life as me, how can you be so inexperienced? β
"Ah Yi, if you don't want to give serious advice, my brother won't talk to you."
"If you don't talk, you won't talk, I don't have only one brother, I have time to practice my English, otherwise I don't know how to entertain Lululu."
Zong Yi's vivid appearance made Zong Guang not know what kind of expression he should have.
It's cute, but why do you want to grit your teeth a little bit?
Isn't it appropriate to give such a sister a chestnut?
Zong Guang sighed in his heart: [I was really sick and rushed to the doctor, so I would discuss such a topic with my sister in her early tens. γ
"If you want to learn English, my brother can still teach you. I'll go and place an order first, buy you a few reference books, and if you're interested, my brother will take you to read the original Harry Potter, or I'll talk to Lulu and ask him to come over, bring all the storybooks I took him to read when he was a child. β
"I'm a good Chinese person, why do I want to read English books?"
"Maybe, maybe, maybe, [use it to stimulate children who are going to take the college entrance examination in the future]?" Zong Guang took what Zong Yi had said, and in turn provoked her.
Zong Yi listened to Zong Guang speak in the same tone as himself, and laughed directly: "Hahaha, my brother, you are not as boring as I imagined." β
"Thank you, Yi, for the compliment."
"Brother, what you said, I feel like you're calling me aunt."
Zong Guang glanced at Zong Yi.
wanted to give her a roll of the eyes, but felt too naΓ―ve and did not fit his pilot's uniform.
After thinking about it, he finally followed Zongyi's words and said, "Did Aunt Zong finish teaching me?" β
A girl in her thirties is definitely going to be angry when she is called an aunt.
At the age of eleven or twelve, I was quite happy when I heard it.
"I haven't even started classes yet!"
"Are you sure what's going to be official?"
"Of course! My brother, I actually thought that you were not without drama with my sister. β
"How do you feel it now, and what makes you feel the same way?"
"No, no, brother, you can't ask me that, you have to find out what I thought first."
"Okay, so what did you think?"
"I originally thought that my sister is a person who doesn't eat fireworks in the world, and she may not really like anyone in her life. She will always be on the path of finding someone like her father. β
"And now?"
"Now, I think my sister is in love, and it's not you."
Zong Guang replied quite firmly: "Impossible. β
"What's impossible about that? The reason why human beings are advanced animals is that they have emotions. β
"Your sister didn't tell you, did she?"
"You didn't say what it was, how do I know if my sister told me!"
"I have a pact with Zhizhi that we will work hard for each other for a whole year." Zong Guang explained: "This is just the beginning. β
"Huh? Oh my God, my brother, are you not even in kindergarten yet? I'll just say, why did my sister, a person who doesn't eat fireworks in the world, suddenly fall into the dust, and start thinking that there are no more boring things in the world. β
"Ah Yi thinks this method is wrong?"
"Big mistake, okay! You are restricting my sister's freedom to like others, so that my sister who didn't like it began to pay special attention to it. β
"How can there be such fallacies?"
"How could it not be, my brother, I'll give you an example."
Zong Yi scratched his head and quickly mobilized his brain cells: "For example, I can't eat a few apples all year round, but you have to make an agreement with me, you say, you are not allowed to eat apples in the next year, then I must think about apples several times if I can't do it." β
"Apples?"
"I'm saying it's an example." Zong Yi continued to scratch his head: "Let me change the example, the doctor asked you not to drink alcohol for the next year, do you want to drink in particular?" β
"I don't drink much in the first place."
"Brother, you can't be saved, my sister gave me a lecture, it's not so difficult to understand!"
It's not that Zong Guang doesn't understand what Zong Yi is talking about.
But whether he understood it or not, he didn't want to admit that the agreement he made after careful consideration would be a stupid decision.
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