Chapter 139: Lao Tzu Counts to Three!
Gou Daoyi smiled and appeared in Han Su's cave mansion.
His nose fluttered, he sniffed around under the gazebo, and stared at Xu Muhu suspiciously up and down.
"Senior nephew Xu, what good things did you eat behind my back?"
"Uncle Gou, it's just a bit of snake meat. It's not a big deal." Xu Mu scratched his head.
"Inkring Colored Scale Python." Han Su looked at Gou Daoyi indifferently.
"Ink Ring Colored Scale Python ?!!" Gou Dao's eyes were round, and his eyeballs almost fell out of his sockets.
He knew that the poison of this poison was so violent, back then he and Chen Shuixuan went to the barren forest to look for medicinal herbs, and they almost fell in love with these poisonous pythons!
"However, it's really delicious......" Bai Qiushui's eyes narrowed, and he tasted the deliciousness of snake meat.
"It's okay, I can eat it!" The white god brought a group of younger brothers in the Xingcheng Secret Realm to make a fortune, and he had seen it.
Gou Daoyi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, pulled Xu Mu's arm, and asked him to show his talent again.
"There's really no more...... We've just finished eating!" Xu Mu spread his hands evenly.
The meaning expressed by his expression was obvious, he already knew the strength of the ink ring color scale python, and he didn't dare to take the initiative to tease the snakes again!
Suddenly, Xu Mu remembered something, asked Gou Daoyi curiously, and said:
"Uncle Gou, we are chatting in Uncle Han's cave mansion, how did you hear what we said?"
"Hey, hey! The contemptible nickname is exhausted, and there is a special skill in cultivation, and if someone mentions my name within half a mile, I will feel it!" Gou Daoyi looked proud.
"Isn't it that there are too many black hexagrams under the mountain, in order to avoid pursuit?" Han Su gave a cold white eye and directly exposed his lies.
After Gou Dao snorted a few times, he looked at him left and right.
"Senior nephew Xu, you seem to have made a lot of criticism in the sect recently?"
Hearing this, Bai Qiushui's cheeks were full of red clouds, and he was a little restless on the bench.
Bai Shen looked at Xu Mu undisciplinedly and laughed silently.
Xu Mu was burned by Gou Daoyi, rubbed his palms, and didn't know what to say.
"Uncle Gou, those are all the young disciples in the sect who are jealous of me! Do you remember Cao Wuwu in the Cao Family Holy Land?"
"Remember! There are few monks in the Cao Family's Holy Land, and there are few pure and inactive people!" Gou Dao thought of the problems of those monks in the Cao family's holy land, and joked.
"Senior Brother Gou, what are you doing here?" It was already dark at night, and Han Su didn't want to talk nonsense with Gou Daoyi in the cave.
"Senior Sister Han, I'm passing by, passing by." Gou Daoyi knew Han Su's fierceness, and he didn't dare to provoke this hot-tempered female cultivator.
"As long as it's not obscene voyeurism...... Bai Shen smiled and ate a few bites of the food Xu Mu served him.
"Don't slander me! Otherwise, I'll let your master walk around without food!" Gou Daoyi directly threatened Xu Mu.
"Uncle Gou, I am not the master of the White God, it is my partner, and I can leave at any time!" Xu Mu Zhengse defended the white god.
Bai Shen glanced at Gou Dao, not wanting to fight with him!
Gou Daoyi recalled the past, sighed for a while, and his expression was rare and melancholy.
"Uh, okay. Anyway, you are in the sect these days, be careful of being targeted by other disciples. Back then, I guess you heard about your master, right?"
Xu Mu nodded and smiled.
"The grievances between Master and Cao Daoqiu are not something that disciples can judge. However, Cao Wuxian seems to be very targeted at me......!"
Han Su listened to the voice of Bai Qiushui in his ears and frowned.
Knowing that Xu Mu did not suffer a loss, he put his heart at ease and showed a loving smile on his face.
"Xu Mu, you should be more restrained, and try not to hurt people in the sect. Otherwise, even if you and I have Uncle Gou, we may not be able to cover you."
"Uncle Han, don't worry, the disciple is measured when he starts. will not fall to Master Chen
prestige!" Xu Mu stood tall and said goodbye to Han Su.
Han Su sent Bai Qiushui to call Xu Mu in order to understand the affairs of the two juniors.
Now that we have a rough idea of what happened, there is no need to ask in depth.
Young people, who can not have a little privacy?
"Qiushui, you go and send off Master Xu's nephew, go early and come back early."
Bai Qiushui was waving his bamboo chopsticks, snatching the food on the table with Bai Shen with all his might, and was stunned for a moment after listening to Han Su's instructions.
The bamboo chopsticks hung in the air, and the sound was a little timid.
"Master, let him go back by himself, it's not like he doesn't know the way......
Han Su glared at Bai Qiushui and urged her to put down the bamboo chopsticks and stop eating seafood.
Seeing that Bai Qiushui hadn't woken up yet, he explained in a soft voice.
"You know what? When I was young with you Uncle Chen, it was the master who didn't know those little tricks, so the *** of the Taibai Sword Sect took the lead!"
Bai Qiushui pursed his mouth, grabbed the folding fan on the table and inserted it into the belt, picked up the black corners of the white god, and pushed the white god to the ground.
"Don't eat it, you're going back!"
Bai Shen swallowed the piece of meat in his mouth and looked at Xu Mu with a blank eye, "Eat for a while? I haven't eaten yet......
After realizing Han Su's style of acting, Bai Shen did not dare to make trouble in other people's caves.
"What do you do when you eat so much? What do you see you've gotten fat?!" Xu Mu kicked Bai Shen angrily. Chinese Net
Pulling the corners of the white god, he retreated first.
Gou Daoyi knows Han Su's personality well, for fear that if he doesn't deal with it, he will attract a slap in the face.
In the past few days, he was on his way back to the Tianyan Sect, but he had already heard about the warm welcome that Cao Daoqiu had received in the sect.
After a few words of conversation, he hurriedly said goodbye to Han Su.
"Senior Brother Xu, you go slowly!" Bai Qiushui's slender feet dotted a little on the bluestone slab, and his body was like a fairy in the dust, flying to Xu Mu's side elegantly.
Xu Mu looked at the goose yellow dress flying in the air, and his expression was stunned.
"Senior Sister Bai, you, you're so beautiful!"
"Bastard, be careful that someone from Qianyuanguan has slaughtered you!" Behind Xu Mu, Bai Shen jumped up from the ground and hit his buttocks.
It has not been in the Qianyuan Temple for a short time, and it is more familiar with Qin Xin'er.
And Qin Xin'er's attitude towards Xu Mu, it can be understood, and compared with the two, it is naturally a little biased towards the one in Qianyuanguan in his heart.
Bai Qiushui lightly landed beside Bai Shen, squatted down slightly, and hugged Bai Shen in his arms.
After brushing a few times on the white god's supple fur, he smiled apologetically at Xu Mu.
"I'll send you."
Bai Shen comfortably lay down in that warm and soft place, "Xu boy, you talk slowly, I'll sleep first."
After a stick of incense, under the light of the starry light of Tianyan Sect, Xu Mu and Bai Qiushui had already come to the small courtyard of the stone house between conversations.
Open the courtyard door.
Xu Mu took the white god from Bai Qiushui's arms and threw it into the spirit beast bag.
The heat flow of the flesh of the ink-ring colored scale python could no longer be suppressed in his body, and it rose and raged!
In just a blink of an eye, he became emotionally uncontrollable and his mouth became dry.
Xu Mu looked at Bai Qiushui, whose face was also a little red, moved his Adam's apple, and licked his lips that were a little dry.
"Senior Sister Bai, do you want to go in and sit down?"
After Bai Qiushui said "um", he quickly shook his head, took half a step back, and crossed his hands in front of his chest.
"You, what do you want to do......?"
"Just like you think!" Xu Mu looked at Bai Qiushui's somewhat chapped red lips, worried that she was also thirsty at the moment, "If you can't bear it anymore, don't hold on, come in!"
Syllable!
Bai Qiushui pumped from the belt around his waist
took out the folding fan and knocked it Xu Mu's shoulder.
The whole body is hot, the jade face is red, and he escapes!
"Xu Mu, if you dare to be so shameless and indecent, I will let Master abolish your whole body cultivation! Then, piece by piece, I'll crush your hard bones!"
"What's going on?" Xu Mu looked at Bai Qiushui's distant figure, a little inexplicable.
Close the courtyard door, take the white god out of the spirit beast bag, put it on the ground in the stone house, and kick the sleepy-eyed guy with his foot.
"You say, what do you mean by Senior Sister Bai?"
Shirakami yawned, put his hooves under his head, closed his eyes slightly, and muttered something in his mouth.
"She said she's going to crush all the hard bones in your body......!"
"I just invited her to my house for some tea, as for hating me so much......?"
Xu Mu imagined that kind of torture, and subconsciously shook his body.
tightened his clothes, picked up the cold tea on the jade white stone table, and poured a few sips.
Suddenly, Xu Mu came to his senses and glared at Bai Shendao:
"You're in the spirit beast bag, can you hear our conversation?"
Bai Shen was awakened by Xu Mu's headless words, his sleepiness disappeared a little, and his mouth almost grinned to the root of his ears.
"Boom! Xu Mu, you don't want your conversation with Bai Qiushui to let Qin Xin'er know, right?"
Xu Mu thought of the island country movie he watched when he was on earth, and he felt nauseous, and couldn't help but shiver.
Lift up a kick and kick the white god to the door.
If it weren't for the door of the house, I was afraid that Bai Shen would have been kicked by him to the hunchbacked old man's courtyard next door!
"Damn! You kicked me again, and this seat fought with you today!"
"You***! Dare to covet Lao Tzu's body, Lao Tzu cleaned you up today!"
Bang bang bang!
In the stone house, there was a crackling sound.
On the side of the low wall, the hunchbacked old man surnamed Qi slowly lowered his head and walked into the house.
"People's hearts are not ancient, and young people nowadays play so much? ...... with a beast!"
A quarter of an hour later.
A man and a beast were so tired that they sat down on the ground.
"Little Heavenly Master, you have misunderstood this seat, this seat just wants to pit some heavenly destiny luck from you......
"What the hell...... Say it early next time! Scared me!"
"Don't worry, I won't tell Qin Xin'er. As long as you have a sufficient supply of Heavenly Destiny Qi to this seat every day......
"Look at your performance! You're fast, get that done tonight. Tomorrow morning, we'll go ahead with our plan!"
After half an hour passed, Bai Shen and Xu Mu refined and absorbed all the energy contained in the python meat into their bodies.
To their surprise, the energy contained in the python meat they ate was extremely surging!
With their terrifying refining speed, it took them an hour to basically absorb it!
Xu Mu glanced left and right at the muscle blocks on his arms, and clenched his fists tightly with both hands.
At this moment, in his body, the sword-shaped Xuan Qi was rushing and surging, and his whole body seemed to contain explosive power!
Xu Mu snorted lightly, stood up, and paced a few steps beside the stone table, experiencing this special state of mind with his heart!
A powerful feeling that had never been felt before filled his heart!
After a while, the white god also woke up from the refining, realized the changes in himself, and jumped half a foot high on the ground with joy.
Then the two men came together and discussed the plan, and every now and then let out an undisciplined laugh.
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The next day, early in the morning.
The disciples of the Tianyan Sect woke up from their sleep one after another, looking at a note on the bedside with a look of resentment.
"This Xu Mu ......! The matter between him and Senior Sister Bai was tacitly approved by Uncle Han!
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"Senior brother, who is inviting us to trouble Xu Mu?"
"Whatever! Since the big guys have ideas, let's beat that kid up first to relieve his anger!"
Yan Tiantai.
Xu Mu stood proudly on a big rock, looked at the crowd that gradually came up, and smiled indifferently.
"Senior brothers, you guys are here by a coincidence! I just ate the breakfast that Senior Sister Bai prepared for me, and as soon as I came here to cultivate, I was blocked by you."
"Shameless! Senior Sister Bai's name can also be said from your dirty mouth?!"
Xu Mu put his hands together, lowered his head and sighed, and sniffed under his nose.
"Really, no wonder Senior Sister Bai said last night that I had a big taste in my mouth......!"
"It's so arrogant! Hit him!"
"Fight to the death!"
Xu Mu spread his hands flat, his face was full of underwhelming, and said with a smile:
"Since everyone is a disciple of the Tianyan Sect, let's say okay, we will use the Destiny Dao Technique today!"
"I don't need to, what can you do to me?" An old and serious senior brother refused to follow Fan Yu Xu Mu's suggestion.
"Rubbish! If you don't even dare to use your own exercises when you are fighting, don't think about competing with me for Senior Sister Bai! Not eligible!" Xu Mu didn't care.
"You call me shit?! I think you're looking for death!" That senior brother trembled with the stimulation of Xu Mu's contemptuous eyes.
"I'm sorry I didn't make it clear. When I say waste, I don't mean you alone, but to all of you here!" Xu Mugui said a classic line.
At this moment, even after listening to this extremely domineering and rampant words, he couldn't wait to give himself a stick!
"Milky boy, you are so arrogant! Ladies and gentlemen, let's go together! Done him!" That short-bearded senior brother was so angry that his lips turned purple, and he raised his arms and shouted!
"I'll come first, the first level of my Bullfighting Star Yuan Gong has been cultivated!" A stout man rushed from the crowd to the front.
Xu Mu flipped the sword finger in his right hand, and in front of all the young disciples of the Tianyan Sect, he took off the Divine Sword on his waist lightly and put it in the storage bag.
There are words in the mouth, and the purple meaning where the life palace is located is prosperous, and he vigorously urges the twisted Big Dipper Yuan Gong!
"Guys, you're scared, it's too late to escape. I'll count to three!"
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A big chapter, I feel like my codeword ability is about to be fully restored!
Brothers, have you regained your abilities?