Gu Caiwei did not appear in the mountaineering team.

Because the summer vacation this year was relatively short, Ms. Gu Changge took her back to Yuezhou during the eleventh long holiday.

Although it is a holiday, it is impossible for high school students to have seven days of empty schedules, so she has to go to a big class of English training class today.

Before going out, Gu Caiwei dressed herself seriously.

Specifically, she wore a baggy long-sleeved T-shirt and sweatpants, and carefully selected a particularly dull pair of black-rimmed glasses to wear.

His hair was tied into a ponytail and then coiled up, and he was buttoned up with an ordinary peaked cap.

Succeed with flying colors.

She looked in the mirror with satisfaction and felt that her appearance was at least fifty percent sealed.

Ms. Gu Changge didn't say anything when she saw her respectful face, but when she got out of the car, she instructed: "If you encounter something that can't be handled, remember to call me." ”

The so-called large class is a small class that only takes three or five students with one teacher, and it is usually held in a huge lecture hall.

There were two or three hundred people seated below, and the teacher on the stage had the microphone on to make sure everyone could hear clearly.

Gu Caiwei entered the classroom and naturally found a place to sit near the back door.

The big class is very different from the small class because there are so many students that the teacher can't track the status of each student in time.

So how do they keep their students' attention?

Tell jokes.

Each teacher who takes a big class has his own unique book, and students who listen to it for the first time are usually impressed, and they will find that after listening to it a few more times, they will find:

This meme seems to have already been told?

For example, President Cheng of the new dream, when he went to Linzhong to give a lecture the year before, he still made fun of his female classmates at P University:

"I fell in love with every girl in my class, and none of them fell in love with me. Twenty years later, they all came up to me enthusiastically and held my hand, regretting that they didn't do it. ”

I don't know how many years this joke has been used.

In short, those seemingly witty and witty little humors are actually carefully designed, and they are constantly polished and upgraded according to the feedback of the audience.

From this point of view, these big classes are more like stand-up comedians than English teachers.

Therefore, Lao Luo can be on "Talk Show Conference" because of its origins.

Today, the actor who knows English has a good level, and the jokes are relatively novel, Gu Caiwei sat in the back and listened with relish.

At the end of class, the accident still happened.

A tall boy sitting not far from the front came over and reported to himself: "This classmate, I am Yuezhou No. 1 Middle School, my name is Shi Linkun." ”

"What school are you from, can you get acquainted?"

Yuezhou No. 1 High School is the best high school in the area.

Originally, he just looked everywhere when he was deserting in class, and found that the temperament and demeanor of the girls in the back row were very outstanding.

So on a whim, I wanted to come over to get acquainted, and when I got closer, I realized the amazing hidden under her cap and large frames.

Failed again.

It's been so hard to keep a low profile, why can't these flies catch up?

Gu Caiwei puffed out her mouth unhappily, stood up and replied casually: "I'm sorry classmate, I don't like to know people with too good grades, and I'm prone to allergies." ”

She finished and walked out the back door with her bag on her back.

Classmate Shi obviously hasn't practiced the face of chasing after him, so he had to regretfully send her back away.

When Gu Caiwei walked out, she thought of the cram school with Lin Yi during the summer vacation from the sentence just now.

Then I thought of the inexplicable "Versailles" he said, and the hateful "flies bite".

So she muttered dissatisfiedly:

"Stupid Lin Yi, with eyes but no beads."

……

After class, Ms. Gu Changge came to pick up in person, and as soon as the mother and daughter entered the door, they found that the guests had arrived.

Today is a family feast.

"Hello aunt, auntie." Gu Caiwei greeted the elders in a proper manner, and asked again, "What about the eldest uncle and the younger uncle?" ”

"Your two uncles are in the study."

The two aunts glanced at Gu Changge as they spoke, and then saluted, "Come back, sister." ”

Ms. Gu Changge's relationship with these two brothers and daughters-in-law is average, and when she sees them like this, she knows that she is holding back things, so she said hello and went to the study.

"Sister!"

Two immature children's voices sounded almost at the same time, and I don't know where two little boys came out of which corner and ran over at once.

The younger one was only six or seven years old and named Gu Ziyan, and he hit Gu Caiwei's leg, and hurriedly hugged it with both hands before he could stand firmly.

The other big one is Gu Zixuan, who looks like he is eight or nine years old, so he is much more stable, he is already a mature elementary school student.

"Gu Ziyan, you are dirty, don't rub it on your sister's pants!" The little aunt's scolding has already chased after him.

"It's okay, auntie."

These two little children were picked up by her when she watched them grow so big, and when they were still lying in the cradle, they were taken care of by her.

Gu Caiwei had already reached out and hugged the smaller guy, "Ziyan, what were you playing just now?" ”

The older child preemptively complained: "I was playing with blocks, but Ziyan knocked it down again when he ran over just now." ”

Gu Caiwei glanced back and found that her mother was gone, so she thought about saying hello to her two uncles later.

Gu Ziyan didn't know if he wanted to change the topic: "Sister, why are you dressed like this today?" ”

"Hmmm......"

Gu Caiwei found a high-sounding reason: "My sister is to concentrate on studying, isn't it good-looking?" ”

"My sister is the best-looking!"

Gu Zixuan answered loudly, and jumped lively.

"Haha!"

She originally wanted to say, "It's right if it's not good-looking, that's what I want", but she didn't expect the little guy to be so face-saving and useless.

This sycophant made Gu Caiwei feel comfortable, she took off the cap on her head and brought it to Gu Zixuan:

"This hat is for you."

It's a pity that his head is still too small, and this cover feels like his face is covered.

Gu Zixuan took off his hat and threw it on the ground, as a rebellion against this prank: "Sister, sister, take us to play!" ”

"Hahaha, good!"

Gu Caiwei took the steady primary school student by the hand: "Go Zixuan, I'll take you to build the blocks back." ”

As she took a step, she thought, if Lin Yi saw this scene, would he laugh at himself for being as naïve as two little children?

"Oh, let's go!"

Gu Ziyan also jumped down from her, and ran to the dedicated room full of toys with Gu Zixuan screaming loudly.

They like this sister very much, because she is beautiful and willing to play with her.

Although my aunt repeatedly insisted on calling her cousin.

But Mom and Dad kept teaching her to call her cousin.

It's so weird.

So the last two confused little kids used the simplest way to call their sister directly, and this time no one objected.