Chen Yang's sassy words, not a single punctuation mark can be believed.

Lin Yi sneered: "Zhang Jiaqi dragged you to the grove in circles?" ”

Chen Yang was so sad and angry that he wanted to cry without tears: "It's even more outrageous, she wants me to disclose that she is my girlfriend!" ”

"I've lost my single status!"

There is a saying that the most beautiful stage of love is ambiguity.

I don't know which of the earliest fallacies and heresies was regarded as a model by many female high school students, and Zhang Jiaqi was just one of the victims.

Lin Yi felt that this sentence should have been invented by a bastard like Chen Yang.

Ambiguity is beautiful.

But did people say that they were only ambiguous with you?

After all, it was also said that "a man can fall in love with two women at the same time, or even more than two".

This kind of nonsense literature can be written in minutes.

If one day, someone writes a book called "The Principle of Love" that can solve all the problems of both sexes, then his contribution to world peace is worthy of a hundred Nobel Prizes.

It's hard to say whether it has scientific significance, but the social significance is certainly far greater than that of Sir Niu, who loves apples, to write "The Mathematical Principles of Natural Philosophy".

However, Zhang Jiaqi at least knows the truth of "listening to people's advice to eat enough", and after receiving the reminder, she carefully thought about Chen Yang's personality......

It's really not trustworthy.

That's why there is today's palace drama.

The other people in the dormitory were taken aback when they heard this: "When did Zhang Jiaqi become your girlfriend, you still don't want to admit it?" ”

Lin Yi sneered and said nothing, Chen Yang is a person who can be easily captured.

"That's a long story...... Alas, why do you think she should make it public? ”

Chen Yang avoided the important and trivialized: "As soon as the class is made public today, Lao Zhao Tie will definitely know it tomorrow, isn't this delaying everyone's learning?" ”

"How can Lao Zhao delay your studies?"

"That's not allowed to be interviewed, please parents, a set of procedures to ......"

Chen Yang talked nonsense casually, as if he had thought of something: "Eh, me!" Why am I looking forward to Lao Zhao coming to beat the mandarin ducks! ”

Even the most honest Xiao Haocheng didn't believe this sentence: "Zhang Jiaqi is now in the liberal arts class, and Lao Zhao can't control her anymore." ”

"As for you, it's good that you don't delay other people's studies."

Brother Xiao still knows Chen Yang's nature very well, and Lin Yi is also gloating:

"Isn't that your own bad character? Zhang Jiaqi is afraid that you will mess with flowers and grass in the class. ”

This sentence reminded Chen Yang, and he walked to Lin Yi's bedside and said in a complaining tone:

"Lin Yi, you have to take care of your family and take care of the school flowers, today is her nosy."

"Conscience of heaven and earth, I really just said a few words to Wu Shiyu, she actually sued me for blackness, is there a royal law, is there a law?"

Lin Yixin said that I asked her to sue, didn't expect it?

Let you make my rumors!

"I think you'll thank her later."

Lin Yi said matter-of-factly: "And you don't just say a few words, I see Wu Shiyu laughing so much that he is about to fall into your arms." ”

"This is all Gu Caiwei's slander!"

Chen Yang also wanted to play the emotional card: "Brother Lin, we are roommates, you can't be heavy on friends." ”

Thinking too much, what kind of feelings can there be between men and men?

Lin Yi saw that for the sake of his roommate, he gave him a wise quote for free:

"Life is like that, if you can't resist, then enjoy it."

Xiao Haocheng interjected again, he was really curious: "Why did Zhang Jiaqi agree to you as soon as he asked?" That's not what you're always doing. ”

What is Chen Yang's consistent style?

According to his own boasts:

The flowers have passed, and the leaves do not stick to the body.

Chen Yang hung his head and was dejected: "Of course, I fought the basis of reason at the beginning, and I swore to ...... death."

Lin Yi interrupted ruthlessly: "Just say but." ”

"But, she has nuclear weapons."

"What nuclear weapons can threaten you, do you still have murder evidence in her hands?"

"She said that if I didn't make it public, I would go to my parents and say that I had abandoned her all the time."

Chen Yang could almost imagine the scene where his father would teach him a lesson while saying "You don't have a face, we still have a face" if this scene happened.

"I'm messy, I haven't even kissed my mouth until now!"

"Didn't I just watch her become more beautiful at the beginning, and habitually flirted with me, blaming me for being cheap!"

He seemed to want to slap his two big mouths: "What do you think! I'm really a lard-blinded, black-hearted maggot. ”

"I have to say, you know yourself very accurately."

Lin Yi knew that Chen Yang had never been untruthful, and he didn't have a few words of truth in his mouth.

But seeing that his symptoms don't look like he is pretending, he actually began to curse himself so viciously.

Therefore, scumbags must be strangled in the bud.

In high school, a "parental warning" was enough to make him lose resistance.

The other roommates began to talk about it, of course, they didn't sympathize with Chen Yang at all, and the overall atmosphere can be described as happy.

Chen Yang looked at the sky speechlessly, his heart was like ashes.

For the vast number of simple and kind men and scholars, a like Chen Yang should be punished by heaven and die without a place to be buried.

Zhang Jiaqi's "justice from heaven" to him at least allowed him to "die as he deserved".

This time, if Chen Yang can turn back to the shore, then Zhang Jiaqi can also be regarded as doing the right thing for heaven, and Lin Yi feels that he has contributed to a harmonious society.

Obviously, he underestimated Chen Yang's tenacity, which had quickly regained his fighting spirit.

"Brother Lin, let's make an alliance."

"What alliance?" Lin Yi said that he couldn't understand his black words.

"In the future, you will help me pay attention to Zhang Jiaqi's situation from Gu Caiwei's side, and vice versa, I will work together to fight against the evil axis."

"Good brothers should help each other, how about it?"

"First of all, I want to state that I am just an ordinary classmate relationship with Gu Caiwei."

Lin Yi made a clarification announcement as usual, but under Chen Yang's constant repetition, the others in the dormitory didn't believe it now.

Then Lin Yi pretended to take the bait: "What do you want to pay attention to, let's hear it." ”

"The most important thing is, of course, her whereabouts, and once she leaves the predetermined position, they must inform each other in time, and if necessary, alternate cover."

Chen Yang looked at him with hopeful eyes.

"Ahh

Of course, Lin Yi was spitting: "You have a lot of criminal experience for you, and I feel that joining hands with you is called the Axis of Evil." ”

Chen Yang hasn't given up yet: "Brother Lin, listen to my brother's advice, you will be able to use it." ”

Lin Yi sternly refused, winning the unanimous support of justice from the other roommates.

Amid their boos, Chen Yang lay down on the bed, sighing as he tossed and turned.

Or Xiao Haocheng thought of a small detail: "Then how are you going to make public that Zhang Jiaqi is your girlfriend tomorrow, jump on the podium and announce it loudly?" ”

"Of course it's up to you, didn't I disclose it to you? You can go to the classroom tomorrow and spread it. ”

This is Chen Yang's hard-won autonomy, and Zhang Jiaqi originally wanted to go to Class 14 to tell the world by himself.

If someone in the class is closed and hasn't heard of it......

You don't blame me, do you?

The dog thing thought so.