Outer sub-part 1
Xiao Baozi's surname is Xiao Mingchu, and since he was sensible, he knew that his name was a combination of his father's surname and his mother's surname.
Although many friends have envied it, saying that his father loves his mother very much, Xiao Chu Xiaobaozi firmly believes that this is purely because his father is too lazy to give him a more majestic and beautiful name, so he just replaced it.
Fortunately, these two words are still in the ears, and there is no point where people don't want to go out, Xiao Chu Xiaobaozi is deeply melancholy, and he is actually suspicious of his father's IQ.
Sitting on the sofa, Xiao Chu Xiaobaozi watched the entertainment reports on TV with relish, and was talking about the new film trailer of the great god Xiao Jingxuan, and the movie results of Luo Shen Chu Luoxi, although the two have not acted in the same drama as a couple recently, they can be entertained and reported, and they always love to pull the information of the two together.
Seeing that he giggled, Xiao Chu's little bun was very happy, and then he flipped through the newspapers and magazines on the coffee table, and his face was satisfied.
Actually, Xiao Chu's little bun is very entangled, his mother once told him that Yu Ji is very scary, Yu Ji is very scary, Yu Ji can scare people to death, etc., so don't expose yourself easily, otherwise, Yu Ji will have all kinds of whimsical stories, self-written and self-directed reports that even he doesn't know about, and when the time comes, if it is a mess, everyone will laugh at it.
As a result, Xiao Baozi has been very careful to list creatures like reporters at the top of the list of untouchable creatures.
has grown up until he is now six years old, and Xiao Baozi feels more and more that what his mother said is the truth, and Yu Ji is really pervasive and stalking. Obviously, no one knows him, he has never contacted any reporters, and he has not been interviewed with even a single sentence, but there is news of "Xiao Chu" in the media almost every day.
However, what Xiao Baozi is entangled with is that this entertainment record is not too distorted, and he is praising and praising him.
For example, "Xiao Chu" is the most loving, "Xiao Chu" is so cute, "Xiao Chu" Wang Dao, etc., although he doesn't understand the last one, he often appears side by side with the previous two, Xiao Baozi thinks, this should be an excellent sentence!
Just as Xiao Baozi was happy to see it, the door lock sounded softly, and two god-level figures suddenly appeared in the house.
"Mom, Daddy!" Xiao Baozi was so happy that he slid off the sofa like a loach and went straight to his parents in the entrance.
Xiao Baozi was agile, obviously practicable, and when he saw that he was about to throw himself into Chu Luoxi's arms, a certain Xi had already opened his arms with a smile, just waiting for his son to pounce.
It's a pity that some people moved faster than their mother and son, only to see an arm suddenly stretched horizontally, and directly lifted the collar of Xiao Chu's small bun, and the whole person was taken away.
Xiao Jingxuan passed one hand through the armpit under the small bun and picked him up, regardless of whether his son was comfortable or not: "Xiao Chu, you are already six years old, why are you still throwing yourself into your mother's arms?" Watch out for your friends laughing at you. ”
The little bun that was about to pounce on his mother was very excited, but it was destroyed by someone, and he was struggling with his forehand dancing and unhappy, but he was quieted down by a word from a certain god.
Blinking and looking at Chu Luoxi cutely, Xiao Baozi began to think seriously, what his father said was true?
The son of the elder brother who seems to be his father is actually a cousin who is two months older than him, and he did say that when a man grows up, he can't rely on his mother too much, what he has to do is to protect his mother......
Chu Luoxi was speechless and watched her son being fooled by a certain god again, and secretly supported her forehead, in fact, sometimes, she was quite anxious about her son's IQ.
Last time, a certain god did something that made her still gloomy, and he actually asked his eldest brother Xiao Jingshan's son to instill some strange thoughts into Xiao Baozi.
What grew up and couldn't rely too much on mom?
Didn't Xiao Baozi see that his cousin, who was two months older than him, was nestled in his mother's arms all day long, and he had to sleep with his mother? Xiao Baozi actually took his cousin's nonsense as the truth......
Since then, she has rarely hugged her son, so Chu Luoxi is very unhappy.
As a result of Luo Shen's displeasure, the whole person began to blacken, and after changing his shoes, Chu Luoxi snatched his son over, glared at a certain god with hatred, and smiled at Xiao Baozi and touched it: "Don't listen to your father, just hug it, what kind of dependence?" ”
Xiao Baozi squinted his eyes in enjoyment, immediately put the thoughts just now, hugged his mother's neck and kissed him a few times on his face: "Mom is still so fragrant!" ”
The little bun who was nesting in his mother's arms and enjoying his mother's love didn't notice that his father had evolved from being unhappy at the beginning to gritting his teeth.
Stinky boy, you dare to tease your mother, my wife...... Xiao Dashen, who was about to go crazy, didn't think about it at all, it was just a six-year-old child, or his own son, what do you know? Still flirting? It is estimated that Chu Luoxi will laugh directly when he knows about it.
Satisfied, he sat back on the sofa with his son in his arms, Chu Luoxi ignored a certain god, and said gently and lovingly: "Little bag, why are you so happy today?" ”
Looking up at the TV and coffee table, Chu Luoxi's eyebrows and eyes were soft: "I'm watching entertainment news!" ”
Xiao Baozi's cheeks bulged, and his fleshy cheeks suddenly swollen twice, and immediately looked like two buns: "Mom, I'm not called Xiao Baobao, my name is Xiao Chu." ”
For the title of mother, Xiao Baozi has no power to complain, he has protested many times to no avail, speaking of which, he should be glad, anyway, his name was taken by his father, otherwise, he was taken out by his mother, he really doesn't know if he dares to go out......
"Okay, little bag, mom got it." Chu Luoxi's eyes were full of smiles, and he reached out and poked the face of the little bun, and thought in his heart, what is it like to be so drummed and round, not like a bun? Glutinous rice balls?
Xiao Jingxuan saw that the mother and son were chatting happily, completely and completely ignored him, consciously rubbed to Chu Luoxi's side, sat down next to a certain Xi, squinted at a certain hateful bun that always robbed his wife with him, and refreshed his sense of existence.
Xiao Baozi didn't notice his father's freezing light at all, and was completely immersed in his mother's love: "Mom, I think you're right." ”
Suddenly, Chu Luoxi didn't keep up with the rhythm, and looked at him with a smile: "What am I right?" ”
It seems that she has a lot of words, who knows which sentence Xiao Baozi remembers?
Hearing this, a certain god suddenly became curious, the thinking of the little bun, adults can't guess, sometimes it's very incisive, sometimes it's amazing.
Thinking about it, a certain god also quietly pressed the shortcut key for mobile phone recording, he had a hunch that a certain little bun was going to be magical again, and a lot of the words of the little bun over the years were recorded by a certain god as proof, and a certain little bun would grow up in the future...... Hehe, a certain god said that he was looking forward to it.
"Mom said that entertainment is terrible and powerful, for the news...... Pervasive? Xiao Baozi thought about it, and finally said the idiom, and looked at Chu Luoxi with praise, and after getting a praising smile, he happily continued: "Recently, I found that these reporters are indeed very good. ”
Hearing this, Chu Luoxi and Xiao Jingxuan glanced at each other, with a hint of vigilance in their doubts.
"Why, a reporter found you and interviewed you?" Chu Luoxi's expression was solemn.
Because of the power of the Xiao family, they protect the little bun tightly, which newcomer is so ignorant? Dare to dig up this kind of news?
There are some unspoken rules that do not need to be announced, and sensible people generally do not cross the line, especially in the background of the Xiao family, few people dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head.
"It's just that I don't think it's amazing!" Xiao Baozi's words made the two of them breathe a sigh of relief.
"Why?" The two adults didn't understand at all, the topic of small buns was too weird.
"Mom, look at ......" Xiao Baozi took the newspaper on the coffee table: "It often says that Xiao Chu is so powerful, Xiao Chu is so cute, Xiao Chu is king, and so on." ”
"These reporters obviously didn't interview me, and many people don't know me yet, but everyone knows that I'm very powerful and cute, and these reporters are really everywhere." Xiao Baozi said it very loudly, and thought from the bottom of his heart that these reports were all praising him.
"......" heard this, and the two parents were petrified instantly.
Xiao Baozi didn't realize that he was shocked by his parents, and asked smugly: "But, Mom, I know it's very powerful, very cute, I often see it on the Internet, but I often praise it on the Internet, Xiao Chu Wang Dao, this ...... What does the royal road mean? Am I kingly? ”
Facing Xiao Baozi's knowledge-seeking eyes, Xiao Jingxuan and Chu Luoxi were completely drunk, not to mention, they really didn't know how to explain it.
"The royal road!" Xiao Jingxuan finally came back to his senses, touched his nose and began to rack his brains: "The king is the meaning of the emperor, Dao...... Probably morality. I guess it means that you have the domineering spirit of the emperor and are very virtuous......"
"I see." Xiao Baozi was satisfied, and his eyes lit up: "I thought right, I was really complimenting me, hehe, these reporter fans are still very cute!" ”
"......" Xiao Jingxuan and Chu Luoxi are full of black lines, your six-year-old child praises others for being cute? Is that really okay?
"Little bag, have you finished your homework?" Chu Luoxi was entangled for a while, and came to a parent's usual words.
The six-year-old bun is already in the first grade, and he can't be as relaxed as kindergarten when it comes to his studies. Fortunately, the little bun has always been very reassuring to adults, and it is very well-behaved, which makes the parents of a certain god almost take the little bun to T country.
Fortunately, the grandmother of a certain god is relatively strong, and the great-grandson who loves the baby is not allowed to go abroad at all.
"When it's done, the teacher said, ask the parents to check and sign, Mom, I'll show it to you." Xiao Baozi was still excited, humming a tune, and bouncing back to his room.
Seeing their son leaving, Xiao Jingxuan and Chu Luoxi breathed a sigh of relief, the magical thinking of children is really not something that adults can understand, but they can't help but answer questions, otherwise it will affect the child's self-confidence and affect his growth.
Glancing at a certain god, Chu Luoxi snorted and laughed: "Let you give your son such a name, now it's okay!" ”
"Ahem......" Xiao Jingxuan smiled wryly: "I thought this name was very good at the time, who knew that the child would be so misunderstood?" ”
"Hehe, Wang Dao? The domineering of the emperor is very virtuous? Chu Luoxi's tail voice was raised: "Senior brother's linguistics is really good." ”
Can she explain it like this, can she say that she has seen a lot?
"Ahem!" Xiao Jingxuan sneered again: "Thank you for the compliment." ”
Chu Luoxi choked and ignored the cheekiness of a certain god: "What now? How are you going to explain to your son that this Xiao Chu is not another Xiao Chu? ”
"This ...... It's good to let it be, he'll understand when he grows up anyway. Xiao Jingxuan spread his hands.
"......" Chu Luoxi was completely speechless.
Poor little bun, I don't know what mood and thoughts he will have after knowing the truth? Chu Luoxi sympathized with his son and looked forward to Xiao Baozi's performance, this degree of unscrupulousness is actually comparable to that of a certain god.