Chapter 23 Lu Qiqi opened his mouth and made up a story
At night, by a remote river, under the bright moonlight, a tent was stretched out and stood quietly in the thick of the night.
A barbecue grill is smoking, and skewers of barbecue are about to be baked.
Two children sat in front of the tent, eating with relish.
"Xiaoqi, where did you get all these things!" Guo Rui stuffed a biscuit in his mouth with one hand and a skewer of mutton in the other, and asked the question he had been holding back for a long time.
Lu Qiqi's eyes turned upwards and he grunted a few times.
"I tell you, these are all given to me by the gods." She deliberately lowered her voice and leaned into Guo Rui's ear and said mysteriously.
"Immortals?" A smile flashed in Guo Rui's eyes, and then he exclaimed with wide eyes, "You really saw the immortals?" Then why didn't you call me! Let me see the gods too!"
"It's too late, today I'm on the city gate, I was squeezed and hit the stone fence, and I sat on the ground in a daze, and walked into a Lingxiao Treasure Hall in a trance, there is a fairy in it, I fixed my eyes and looked, wow, isn't this Grandpa Hua! I was so happy that I immediately hugged him, wanting to get close to him. ”
"Grandpa Hua has become a fairy!" Guo Rui's eyes widened, and he forgot to stuff the skewers in his hand into his mouth, "Grandpa Hua has been called Hanako all his life, and he can become a fairy?"
Lu Qiqi began to make up stories.
"Grandpa Hua told me, he was originally called Hua Xuan, good-looking, clear eyebrows, family background is also very good, is a very talented scholar, but the officialdom is corrupt, many times the name of Sun Mountain, therefore, he was discouraged, see through the red dust, run away from home, learn the Tao to visit immortals, specializing in the art of cultivation, later, he worshiped under the seat of Lao Tzu, in the stalagmite mountain to concentrate on cultivation, one day, the air auspicious clouds are ethereal, the sun is shining, Taishang Laojun arrived, about him to go to the appointment ten days later. In the blink of an eye, the ten-day deadline has arrived, Hua Xuan wants to go to the appointment of Taishang Laojun, so he instructed his disciple to take care of his body, and wait for him to turn back in seven days, who would think, six days later, his disciple dreamed of the ancestor, told him that his mother had died, let him go home to mourn, and also asked him to bury his mother's bones in a place shaped like an eagle's beak near his house, saying that there was treasure underneath, after the disciple woke up, he really received a funeral letter from home, and he was in a dilemma. Later, when he thought about it, his master had been dead for six days, and it seemed that he would not be able to live, so instead of waiting here and making himself an unfilial person, it would be better to burn his master's body. So, he cried and cried and burned the body of his master Hua Xuan, and then went home to mourn!"
"Ah, why is this disciple like this, then ......, isn't that Hua Xuan unable to come back?" Guo Rui has been completely attracted by Lu Qiqi's story.
"That's right, when Hua Xuan turned around on the evening of the seventh day, he just arrived at the stalagmite mountain, he smelled a scorching smell, and he knew that something was wrong, when the time came, if he couldn't go back to his body, he would become a lonely ghost and a wild ghost, floating in the world, unable to reincarnate, unable to return to the yang, he fixed his eyes and saw that his body had indeed been incinerated, leaving only a charred body, when he was terrified, he found that there was a beggar starving not far away, so he immediately attached to the body of the starving, he got up and found that this starvation was actually a lame, and he wanted to leave, but the ancestor stopped him, said that this is the will of God, if he wants to become an immortal, he has to experience the sorrow of others, so the playboy became called Grandpa Hanako!"
"What about that disciple? Got the baby?"
"Of course, the original purpose of the Immortal Ancestor to give him a dream was to let him burn the body of his master Hua Xuan, and naturally what he said in the dream was true!"
"Oh! That's it!" Guo Rui looked suddenly enlightened.
Lu Qiqi didn't blush and didn't panic and moved the story of the Eight Immortals Tie Kidnapping Li blindly, even if there was something she couldn't remember, she still wanted to fool Guo Rui.
After listening to it, Guo Rui was really deeply frightened by this story of borrowing corpses to return his soul.
After a long time, he looked up to the sky and sighed, sighing by the way.
"I knew that Grandpa Hua was a fairy, I should have respected his old man more! I can't say it, I can still be a little fairy in the future!"
"Cut, Grandpa Hua won't care about those little details! What's more, the immortals depend on chance, which can be obtained by bribery!"
"Also, isn't that just as chaotic and corrupt as the world!" Guo Rui thought about it and nodded, how can the heavenly realm be the same as the human world, everything there should be beautiful, "That Grandpa Hua was hit by a car and died, and he also became an immortal?"
"Yes, yes, if you want to become an immortal, you have to give up your body first!" Lu Qiqi grinned and said, and at the same time looked at Guo Rui with an expression of "you are so smart", but Guo Rui was very happy, he touched his head, and said a little modestly:
"Hee-hee, I'm just having an idea!"
"Grandpa Hua told me that he went to heaven, only to know, it turned out that I was a nine-day fairy down to earth, originally I should have lived a good life in the world, but I didn't expect to meet the Tiger Star, which made me live so embarrassed, after he went back, he reported my situation to the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor heard it, and felt that his subordinates were too embarrassed to be like this, and in a fit of anger, he gave me a magic weapon, let Grandpa Hua hand it over to me, oh, it's this backpack, as long as I want something, I can take out something!"
Lu Qiqi opened his mouth and began to make it up, anyway, the ancients at this time were quite feudal, and they would believe whatever they said.
However, when talking about what kind of Nine Heavens Fairy she was, her dark face couldn't help but burn, no matter how long the Nine Heavens Fairy looked, it was impossible for her to look like this!
She felt that she was too thick-skinned, and she was embarrassed to say that she was a Nine Heavens Fairy!
"Nine Heavenly Fairies?" Guo Rui looked at the swarthy Lu Qiqi, and the image of the fairy in his heart collapsed suddenly! He thought that the Nine Heavens Fairy should be fluttering, and she should look stunning in the world, so she shouldn't be the dark and gloomy image in front of her!
He didn't say that Lu Qiqi was ugly, Lu Qiqi's facial features were still very thoughtful, but his skin was too dark, which was still a big gap with the white and bright image of the Nine Heavens Fairy in his mind!
Xu is suspicious eyes were too blatant, and he made Lu Qiqi furious all of a sudden.
Her eyes widened, her hands crossed her hips, and she looked like she was going to fight hard with Guo Rui.
"What? Look down on people, don't you? I just haven't grown up yet, and besides, the living conditions are too bad to grow like this, and when I grow up, when I take care of my skin and wear some beautiful clothes, won't it look good! I tell you, don't look down on people! Haven't you heard of the eighteen changes in the female college, the more they change, the better they look? Besides, isn't Grandpa Hua still a beggar? ”
Lu Qiqi's face was slightly hot, she raised her head, and said confidently.
Guo Rui saw that Lu Qiqi was annoyed, and his hair was about to stand up, so he immediately shut up and turned his head to look at the bag she said.
"Is this the magic weapon that Grandpa Hua gave you, is it this bag, so magical? I'll see!"
Lu Qiqi pursed his lips, and the topic shifted quickly, exactly like Guo Rui in the next life, if he couldn't answer, he would transfer, regardless of whether it was unnatural.
Guo Rui took a flashlight and took a picture of the inside of the backpack, looking like he had completely forgotten the embarrassing topic in front of him.
The backpack is empty!
Is there something wrong with his eyes?
He reached out and touched and touched, making sure there was nothing inside!
"Xiaoqi, there's nothing in this bag?"
"That is, no one else can see anything but me, and of course you can't see either!" Lu Qiqi said proudly, and he didn't forget to squeeze Guo Rui when he was about to go.
When Guo Rui heard this, his face was full of envy, jealousy and hatred!
Lu Qiqi rolled his eyes, and began to slander in his heart.
Sample, although this thing is developed by you in the future, but who let you meet me in the future, you deserve to be a turtle, you deserve to be despised by me! Hum! Let you hate me black! To make you think I'm not a Nine Heavens Fairy! I can't fix you!
Lu Qiqi couldn't do it proudly, she finally hugged the revenge of being played by Guo Rui in the later life, but it was not enough, she also wanted to stimulate Guo Rui, who was not lightly injured.
"Look at me."
After Lu Qiqi finished speaking, she reached out to her backpack, and then thought about it, and a bag of bread appeared in her hand.
Guo Rui stared at Lu Qiqi's hand the whole time, and naturally saw it clearly throughout the whole process, and when the bread appeared in Lu Qiqi's hand out of thin air, he almost exclaimed.
"Xiaoqi, it's really amazing!"
"That's, I'm a fairy!" Lu Qiqi proudly raised his head a little unruly, looking invincible.
"Poof!"
A sudden burst of laughter from a tree not far away startled the two.
The two little ones were petrified in an instant, motionless You look at me, I look at you, looking at each other!