Chapter 21 Jiang He, a young woman like a literary woman, is so annoying!
Zhang Minzhi was very depressed, it was obvious that Lu Yu's punishment just now was to give her a chance, could she not understand?
As a result, because the movement was a bit loud, Zhang Xiaobao woke up.
Ten minutes later, Zhang Minzhi came out of the bedroom and smiled helplessly, after being interrupted by Xiaobao, the atmosphere was completely gone.
Lu Yu glanced at the clock on the wall, it was almost ten o'clock, and it was indeed a little late: "It's not early, I'll go back first." ”
Originally, he just wanted to get closer to Zhang Minzhi so that he could be reimbursed later.
The results seem to have gone too far......
Zhang Minzhi hurriedly said: "I'll give you the car keys, and you will drive my car when you go back later." ”
In fact, she wanted Lu Yu to stay, but she was ashamed to speak.
"No, it's not far, I'll just take a taxi back."
Lu Yu understood that after Zhang Minzhi's divorce, he had never taken a man home, so this time the rifle was not premeditated by the two of them, and it was purely an accident.
was kissed, and I didn't suffer much loss.
After all, she is still her own reimbursement tool, and she can't worry about this little thing.
Although Zhang Minzhi has returned to her usual coldness, it is only the slight redness of her cheeks that betrays her.
She didn't know what happened to her just now, she actually let Lu Yu continue, maybe she had been alone for a long time, or maybe she was attracted by Lu Yu, in short, when she was coaxing the child to sleep, she gradually woke up, but she still couldn't help but think back to the beautiful picture that had just happened.
When he was sent to the door, he saw Lu Yu's figure disappearing into the corridor.
She muttered to herself, "Bye-bye, little boy......"
……
As soon as Lu Yu returned home, it was pouring pots outside...... Pouring ...... Anyway, it was raining a lot.
The water droplets smashed on the eaves and made a snapping sound, and it didn't stop for a few hours in the morning, and now it's down again, does the dragon king urinate frequently today?
As soon as I arrived in the corridor, the mobile phone rang, and I took it out to see that it was Tang Xiaoxiao's WeChat.
Tang Xiaoxiao: "Big liar!!!!!!! ”
This was followed by a vicious emoji of a girl holding a fork in her hand, accompanied by four words: "Fork your ass!" ”
Lu Yu directly put the phone back in his pocket.
You don't have to think about it to know that the people who add money have already seen through their lies.
There is a high probability that it was pierced by Jiang He.
Ay......
In the future, if you want to use Tang Xiaoxiao to make 100,000 yuan with one shot, I'm afraid I won't have a chance.
Lu Yu felt that Jiang He was a stumbling block on his way to fortune.
When I walked into the room, I saw Liu Dong holding his mobile phone and tinkering with a few bills on the table, and his serious appearance was like watching Yui Hatano undress.
Lu Yu ignored him and was about to go back to the house, when he suddenly heard Liu Dong shouting: "Stop!" ”
You're a cop and a thief!
"Let me smell it, no, you have the smell of a woman's perfume on you, confess and be lenient, did you go to prostitution?" Liu Dong looked serious, his eyes were shining fiercely, as if he was saying why he didn't bring me with him!
Lu Yu squinted at him: "Yes, I almost liked to be a father just now." ”
If he and Zhang Minzhi get along, will Zhang Xiaobao call himself father, or will he continue to call himself Brother Lu Yu?
Zhang Xiaobao may cry bitterly: "I treat you as a brother, but you want to be my father?" ”
Liu Dong was very curious about what was going on, so Lu Yu told Liu Dong what had just happened, and sure enough, Liu Dong looked confused after hearing it.
"Damn, I haven't let the teacher take maternity leave yet, so you got started first......"
"It was just an accident."
"Fortunately, you like women, according to your shameless virtue, if you like men, am I the first to be rigid?
"you."
Lu Yu gave him an angry look.
"What about Jiang He?" Liu Dong rubbed his hands and asked.
"What to do?" Lu Yu was surprised.
Liu Dong glanced at him: "It's not good for you to pretend to be forced like this, Tang Xiaoxiao told me that you haven't licked Jiang He a lot recently." ”
"She knows a fart, you don't know me yet, Jiang He wants love, I don't understand love now, I just want to make money, how unfair it is to her."
Liu Dong was stunned for a second: "It turns out that you are thinking about her." ”
Lu Yu: "Almost." ”
"What about Tang Xiaoxiao?" Liu Dong asked again.
Lu Yu was dumbfounded: "What's the matter with Guan Tang Xiaoxiao?" ”
"Nothing."
Liu Dong pretended to sigh mysteriously: "The northwest of Jin has become a mess, and the teacher taught us when we were in school that only the triangle is the most stable shape, and your quadrilateral will collapse sooner or later." ”
Lu Yu: "???? ”
It's all a mess.
Today's intimacy with Zhang Minzhi is just to shorten the distance, not to mention that the other party takes the initiative first.
For Jiang He, from beginning to end, he just wanted to reimburse and cash out on the other party.
And Tang Xiaoxiao ......
Forget it.
The extra money layman can't afford to provoke.
Suddenly, Lu Yu saw a pile of bills on the table that were neatly organized, and when he walked over, he saw that there were a bunch of invoices, including accommodation, meals, taxis, all kinds of them.
"You're ready to sell invoices?"
"What kind of invoices are sold, I'm going to count the tickets, and when the time comes, my son will check the accounts, so that I can make up for the deficit of the motorcycle."
Lu Yu: "......"
Is this a type of false reimbursement?
Use fake invoices and report false accounts.
It seems that Liu Dong has learned a lot of tricks for reimbursement since he was a child.
Fake invoices......
Is it equivalent to a false purchase?
Constructing a false and non-existent consumption, and then getting it reimbursed by the company and changing it to its own reimbursement system, is equivalent to spending a sum of money on the goddess that has not been spent at all.
Why does it feel a little messy......
Lu Yu felt that he had found a clue, but when he followed the clue, he was cut off halfway.
What is it that I didn't catch?
Fake spending?
What kind of consumption can be called false consumption?
Lu Yu couldn't figure it out, especially when he now had a single consumption authority of 100,000, he couldn't look down on such a small amount of money as paying for the goddess.
If you get stuck to a reimbursement BUG, you can earn 100,000 yuan.
How many breakfasts do you have to buy for Jiang He to earn it?
People's desires are always endless, and now he is no longer satisfied with those fragmentary reimbursements, from the beginning of a thousand, to the current 100,000, just a few days, the swelling of himself is almost unable to recognize his appearance.
Lu Yu lay on the bed after taking a shower, listening to the sound of rain outside the window, and kept thinking about how to get 100,000 reimbursements in his mind.
Liu Dong kept sending WeChat messages to Lu Yu in the living room.
I want to apprentice with Lu Yu and learn how to get a female teacher.
Lu Yu was annoyed by the question: "Do you have the glory of the king on your mobile phone?" ”
Liu Dong immediately replied: "Yes! ”
"Take you to the score?"
"I'm a Luban thief 6!"
"I'm going to invite you, get on the number!"
He wants to tie up with Lu Yu now, not only for Lu Yu to help him start a business, but also for Lu Yu's teacher cheats.
Lu Yu: "If there is a king, you hurry up and play, it's very annoying to chat with you." ”
Liu Dong: "...... Let's break up! ”
The world finally fell silent, except for the crackling of raindrops on the windows.
Tomorrow...... Do you want to buy breakfast for Jiang He?
In a daze, Lu Yu thought of Jiang He's text message, and suddenly felt even more confused.
Jiang and this kind of literary young woman......
It's annoying!
If you don't go, you won't be there tomorrow morning!
Even if I die of poverty and starvation,
I won't be a licking dog for Jiang He's reimbursement for such a breakfast!
……
The next morning, the morning sun was rising.
The weather is very good today, the first sunny day after the rain, and the breeze is not dry.
There was also a very moist smell in the air.
The cafeteria of Jiang University was crowded with students who had their first class in the morning.
Lu Yu had already bought breakfast for Jiang He and sat there.
People, you can't get along with money.
Besides, can't he have his first class this morning?