Chapter 4 Carry a warehouse with you on the courier
The whole compound is staring at He Yuzhu, this chicken soup is on the table, and it is still fragrant, you said that you didn't steal this chicken, how can you prove it, it was sent by others. The three masters chased after and asked who sent it but didn't answer, which made it more and more empty-hearted.
"The first uncle, the second uncle, the third uncle, you all saw it, stupid pillar, this is a death and does not admit it." Xu Damao is angry, the stupid pillar not only doesn't admit it, but also makes people angry with a mocking face.
"He Yuzhu, let me ask you again, did you steal this chicken."
Uncle Yi is still a little more helpful, but now the stupid pillar doesn't admit it. "I know, you have a bit of a holiday with Xu Damao......
"That's right."
He Yuzhu slapped his thigh. "Uncle Yi, Xu Damao, this thief is a bad thief, he said that he lost the chicken, who knows if the chicken was sold by himself."
"Silly Zhu, don't be forceful."
Xu Damao was so angry that his chicken was stolen, and this person stewed chicken on the stove, it wasn't who he stole from. "You must have stolen this chicken." Lou Xiao'e also helped, let alone her, and the others nodded one after another.
It's not a coincidence, it's a coincidence.
"Silly Zhu, everyone knows this in their hearts, don't delay everyone's time." The second uncle knocked on the table.
Now it's an uncle who doesn't know how to help this kid, just said that there is a contradiction, I wanted to diverge, stealing is a big deal, but the two have a conflict and pull out the things behind, then it will be easier to do.
"Second uncle, I really didn't steal his Xu Damao's chicken."
As he spoke, He Yuzhu stood up and came to the table, pointing to the chicken in his pot and said. "Second uncle, look at it, there are eggs in my chickens here, just Xu Damao's family, are there chickens that can lay eggs?"
Good guy, as soon as these words came out, Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e blew up directly, the two have been married for a few years and have not moved, this matter is simply a rebellion between the two.
"The first uncle, the second uncle, the third uncle, you heard it, silly pillar, this is a personal attack, my family is all old hens, why don't you lay eggs." Xu Damao was really angry when he spoke, especially the laughter of the neighbors in his ears was too harsh.
"Silly pillar, you son of a bitch."
Lou Xiao'e was so angry that she almost didn't get angry.
"Pull it, your hen really doesn't have this egg."
As he spoke, He Yuzhu stood up. "First aunt, second aunt, third aunt, you have all eaten a lot of chickens, you take a look and see what kind of eggs this is."
"What's the egg, isn't it just an egg?"
A group of curious onlookers came over, not only a few aunts, Jia Zhang's, Qin Huairu and others, but even Lou Xiao'e, who was about to be blown up, stood up and leaned over to look.
"Silly Zhu, don't mess around, it's useless."
Xu Damao said hatefully, this chicken matter is not over, and it must be solved.
"It's ...... Male eggs? ”
"What, male eggs, why are there male eggs?"
Many people didn't react, what do you mean, the rooster can still lay eggs, isn't it a joke.
"Look, Xu Damao, I haven't seen it, male egg, this thing is only available to old men." He Yuzhu said with a smile, Xu Damao was angry and a little confused at the same time, how could it be a rooster.
"It can't be."
The second uncle, the third uncle was also dumbfounded, male eggs, this pot is stewed with roosters, and Xu Damao's family lost hens, which is heaven-shattering, stupid pillars can still steal a hen to stew out of a rooster.
"Let's give a testimony, Xu Damao, let's not talk about it if we don't deal with it, two days ago, I ran in front of the factory director and said, I have an improper relationship with Sister Qin, I haven't settled accounts with you yet, okay, I came to wish me to steal your chicken."
He Yuzhu spoke and turned his head to look at the first uncle, the second uncle, and the third uncle. "The first uncle, the second uncle, the third uncle, I, He Yuzhu, am still a yellow flower guy, this reputation is not a joke, Xu Damao is so troublesome, what have I become."
"Uncle Yi, you can give me a testimony, you know what is the situation of Sister Qin's family, you told me and asked me to help me more, but now Xu Damao said this, I don't dare in the future, Sister Qin, we can stay away, otherwise it will inevitably be spread by many mouths and tongues, why are we still waiting for me to pass on the ancestry." Speaking, He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao, and Xu Damao was slapped by Lou Xiao'e.
"You really said that?"
"I drank too much, who knows if I said it or not."
Xu Damao was depressed, he lost his chicken, and he was sneered at by the stupid pillar again, and the second master and the third master followed with a dull face, and this matter was troublesome.
"That's not right."
The three masters have tasted the products. "He Yuzhu, this chicken is a rooster, why didn't you say it earlier?"
"Third master, people see that I am not good at fiddling with this chicken alone, and I chop it early in the morning, but I just noticed it." The three masters didn't believe it at all, this kid was definitely deliberate, not only to give Xu Damao a good look, but also to bring a few uncles.
It's not a big joke, but what about Xu Damao's chicken, who stole it.
"Xu Damao, your chicken is really lost."
"Second uncle, it's really lost, I swear to God, if Xu Damao tells a word of lie......
"Giving birth to a son without skin eyes?"
"Hahaha, that has to give birth to a son."
As soon as He Yuzhu said this, Xu Damao was really angry, and planned to fight with He Yuzhu, and Lou Xiao'e also started directly. "Silly Zhu, you bastard, I ......."
"Stop."
An uncle slapped the table. "He Yuzhu, Xu Damao, you all stop for me."
It's too ridiculous, it's too coincidental, you say, this Xu Damao lost the chicken, and He Yuzhu's stove stewed the chicken, but who would think, this Xu Damao lost a hen, and He Yuzhu's stewed a rooster.
This is too coincidental, but where did the chickens go, and several uncles were also scratching their heads a little at this moment.
"yes, where did my chickens go?"
Xu Damao was stopped by an uncle's shout and listened to everyone's discussions, and finally reacted.
Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang's family originally came to see the excitement, but now the two of them began to mumble in their hearts, and the stupid pillar clarified here, what should this Xu Damao's chicken do, if it is lost, who stole it.
"It's not simple, our yard is so big, there are many people back and forth, and someone has always seen it."
Silly Zhu glanced at the stick terrier just now, this kid, just saw that he was lively, wait a minute, his ass won't be broken for you.
Uncle Yi nodded, this is an idea. "Second master, third master, so that each family will go back and ask ......."
Qin Huairu's eyes were a little flustered, this matter may not be seen by others, you must know that the stupid pillar has seen it, and there may be others. "Silly pillar." Qin Huairu begged.
"Gotta get it." Don't talk about Qin Huairu, in this way, the little flower jacket is tightly wrapped, and there is a little pity in her eyes, not to mention, it is a unique flavor to pull it into the room and knead it, compared to Internet celebrities, the girls in the club are more amorous.
"Isn't it just a chicken, Xu Damao, if you want me to say, forget it."
He Yuzhu said. "The money is the right to accumulate blessings."
"Maybe you lose a hen, but there are more big hens at home."
Speaking and glancing at Lou Xiao'e, this body is really moist, He Yuzhu thinks in his heart, how can he help Xu Damao lay an egg, after all, the two are neighbors, they are helpful, and they can do this.