Chapter 57: Be a Donut
In the afternoon, the Lakers opened the training hall for free interviews, and the reporters did not mention this aspect of the problem, and it seems that this is indeed the end of it.
It's just that Kupchak is not wrong, Li Wan is already an enemy in the eyes of some blacks in the alliance, even if they have never spoken a word between them.
For example, Ron Artest of the Kings threatened to give a little color to people like Li Wan who look down on black people. Li Wan did not respond to this, he knew Artest too well, this guy is one of the typical representative players of the league who "has a not very good brain". It's a berserk guy, there's no need to spray each other through the media, that's a waste of time.
He set the date for the first game of the new season against the Kings.
The most asked questions they asked were about Kenny Smith about kissing the donkey's buttocks.
TNT has gotten the word out that Kenny Smith will be fulfilling his punishment this afternoon. At that time, Turner TV will broadcast the whole process live.
"I think Charles Barkley will definitely be a fan of mine in the future, even crazier than Spike Lee for New York!"
At noon on the day this report came out, Barkley replied to Li Wan through the media in a timely manner: "Yes, before this, I was a fan of Yao, and now I will be a fan of Yao and Li, absolutely fanatical!" ”
He'll be on camera in the afternoon, but all he's going to do is lead the donkey to the studio, just like Kenny Smith did.
The roles are reversed, and he feels so good!
Kenny Smith, who has eaten the fruit of his own actions, has not laughed since the morning, and since last night's game to be precise, has been sighing and sighing.
"Huaxia people are not easy to mess with, man!"
Barkley said with a grin next to him, and Kenny Smith wanted to cry when he heard it, because this is what he told Barkley back then.
Barkley remembered the present, and he forgot.
At about 2 o'clock in the afternoon, the program officially began.
The locker room in the Lakers' temporary training hall was specially replaced with a large color TV, and to watch the live broadcast, in addition to Li Wan and Kupchak who accompanied him, there were also several media reporters, who were responsible for recording Li Wan's reaction. That's what fans want to know as well.
The small locker room was packed.
Lewan kept his expression in check, but when a naked Kenny Smith appeared in front of the camera, he burst out laughing. Especially with TNT's official intimate code, and Kenny Smith's embarrassment of crying, it is even more funny.
Barkley led the donkey in, and as he passed by Kenny Smith, he patted him on the shoulder in sympathy, then patted him on the ass with a crisp thud.
"Nice flexibility!"
Kenny Smith looked at him with a ghostly expression. Barkley shrugged, patting his shoulder with empathy, patting his ass was his job duty.
The Lakers locker room was filled with laughter again.
Not only the Lakers' locker room, but all the fans who were watching the live broadcast laughed at Barkley's ridiculous move.
Finally, the most anticipated moment has arrived!
Kenny Smith looked at the donkey's ass in front of him, licked his lips unconsciously, and the Adam's apple moved a few times, and he kept exhaling, allowing himself to have enough courage to kiss it.
Barkley whispered the words beside him: "Be a doughnut, be a doughnut!" ”
Kenny Smith scolded in his heart: Why your doughnuts have a * taste!
At the same time, he turned his heart sideways, leaned over and kissed him, and the donkey sneezed just at this time, which loosened the sphincter, and Kenny Smith smelled a stench that he will never forget, and because the donkey trembled all over, he fell backwards in fright, and fell to the ground. TNT's cameraman is also really dedicated, and the first time he aimed at the fallen Kenny Smith, a big close-up of the two butts appeared on TNT's screen.
Li Wan smiled and tilted his head, this picture is really spicy, and he can't look closely.
At the end of the show, everyone was satisfied with the final result, except for Kenny Smith himself, who kissed the ass of a donkey, and now offered a close-up of his ass.
This video was transmitted back to China in less than half a day. Domestic fans shouted "great happiness", and the major post bars reprinted wildly, giving birth to many classic GIF GIFs in the future.
It's a pity that this time the wind review still didn't last too long, just in Denver "nerve knife", this time to Detroit, he was in the doldrums again.
Having just played a tiring game in Denver, it was one thing that he didn't fully recover physically, and on the other hand, he was really limited in this game.
Although the "Pistons Five Tigers" have gone one tiger, the tacit understanding of the other "Four Tigers" is still there, and the strength of the Pistons team is still there, so far in the new season, the Pistons are 4-2 and ranked second in the East.
In their team defense, Li Wan can no longer get the shooting space so easily, even with the blessing of the "nerve knife" system, in the face of strong interference, Li Wan's shooting ability still can't reach a very good point.
In addition, the Lakers were weak for most of the early stage in this game, Phil Jackson did not move the Lakers' lineup and kept the starters on the court, and Li Wan's playing time was only about 21 minutes and 13 seconds.
In the face of a first-class or above strong team, Phil Jackson still relied more on the original lineup, mainly relying on Kobe, and did not dare to disrupt his rhythm.
Li Wan's final stats in this game were fixed at 9 points, 4 rebounds and 4 assists, and the shooting rate was only 33.3%.
Of course, it's still better than Stucky's data.
This guy played 10 minutes, only scored 4 points and 1 assist, and then went out early because of 3 turnovers. The pre-season is gone.
After the game, "Roaring Heaven" Rashid Wallace said disdainfully to the media: "His scoring explosiveness is not so magical, it's just that the defense of other teams is too bad, and in front of a real defensive team, he shows his true colors." ”
The Lakers didn't take too long to be interviewed after the game, and hurriedly took the bus to the airport. Levan knew these words from Rashid Wallace when he was at the Toyota Center the next morning.
"Is he always like that? Only after the results came out, an attempt to provoke, well, this would really make him invincible. ”
Li Wan was naturally unhappy.
He admits that his skills are not as good as others, but he has no grievances on weekdays, and there is no sign before the game, and he suddenly ridicules after the game, which is not the right way to provoke.
"Can I understand that way? Rashid Wallace is just a coward! ”
Li Wan was so straightforward and sarcastic, and the result was another revenge.
Rasheed Wallace threatened to let Lee Wan continue to score less than 10 points in the next game against the Lakers!
This time, Li Wan did not respond again, the last game between the Lakers and the Pistons was in February, and there are still 3 months to go, which is not what he has to think about now.
As for messing with another NBA player, Li Wan can only say that there are too many lice and it is not itchy.
Now there are many NBA players who openly and secretly look down on him, and he Rasheed Wallace counts as a ball.