Chapter 4 On the Feasibility of Male Public Relations
Ye Lan finally understood why he felt that there was something wrong with Lis's team, because there was not a single male in the team! This is not an idol group, what kind of trouble is Yishui's cute girl planning to make?
When I got to the village, I saw that Ye Chao was chaotic, and it was not that the team didn't want male members for a long time, but that there were no male members here at all!
It may not be rigorous to say this, because how can there not even be a man in a huge village. But now that I've been walking for so long, Ye Lan really hasn't seen a single handle, let alone a man, and there are no male dogs!
If you think about this matter deeply, it will be more terrifying, there is not even a man in a village, how do these women reproduce? When thinking about this matter, Ye Lan didn't have any obscene thoughts in his heart, he could swear, because this matter itself was too scary, and his mind was now full of pictures of creatures like spiders and mantises~mating, could it be that men were really eaten, right?
Thinking about it like this, looking at the eyes of the girls around them, and the whispers of covering their mouths and the companions around them from time to time, coupled with the smile in their eyes that seemed to have no clear meaning, Ye Lan's legs and stomach were about to cramp. It was the first time he knew that it was a terrible thing for so many beautiful girls to get together.
In comparison, Kane and Ulek are much more calm, no matter how many girls look at Kane, he always has a warm smile on his face, and nods to a certain girl from time to time in response, causing the girl to scream.
Think about it, after all, the Holy Son of the Church is still very good in appearance and temperament, plus he has been in a high position for a long time, and the temperament of the up~person on his body cannot be wiped out. There are more women who usually serve the Holy Son, so it is only natural that Kane can be so calm.
Thinking of this, Ye Chao cursed madly in his heart, for Mao himself, the fourth young master of a marquis's mansion, there was not even a maid around him who could be called?
As for Urek next to him, it was even more unpleasant, he actually put on a ruthless face, combined with the temperament he had cultivated for a long time since he became a killer, it simply made this group of girls who like to fantasize in the flower season excited. Ye Lan even suspected that if this group of women knew Ulric's name, they might have already held a sign next to them and chanted "Lord Ulric"!
It was Dan Yixiu's performance that made Ye Chao's heart feel a lot more comfortable, this kid was very cramped, his face was red when he was looked at by others, he didn't know what to do with his hands in front of him, his head was lowered tightly, and he kept looking at the ground.
However, even so, Dan Yixiu is also very popular, and it seems that he likes him as a mature royal sister, or a wife, it is not an exaggeration, Xiao Xianrou is more suitable for their taste, and I don't know if Dan Yixiu is really thrown into this group of women, can there be any scum left the next morning?
Ye Yan admitted that the appearance of his team members was still quite high, and it was natural for everyone to be popular. However, now that so many women are staring at them with such blatant eyes, is this too much, is it possible that this group of women is already crazy about men?
"Maybe we can change the marketing method, and in the future, the Longmen Inn will not be called the Longmen Inn, but will be renamed the Longmen Duck Shop! ”
Ye Lan felt that this idea was very good, and there was no harm other than immorality. If this is the case, you can expand the scope of business, there are no rich women in Shanjin Town, but you can ask Kangning to find someone to help publicize it, just say that you can travel to Shanjin Town and provide special services.
Anyway, the group of noble ladies in the imperial capital are left to eat and wait for death all day long, and the most important thing for them is time and money, and what they lack the most is a man who can look good.
The group of officials in the imperial capital, one person has to occupy at least four or five women, and they are all about to enter the coffin, in order to prove to others that they are undiminished, they will still desperately marry at home, these women usually do not get nourished, you can imagine how far ** has been.
Although there are not many people in his hands, they are all taking the high-end route, the Holy Son of the Church, the assassin of the dark world, and the most second-class is also the most knowledgeable professional alchemist recognized in the mainland, the appearance fee of this kind of person is not low, and it is even more expensive to let them accompany them for one night.
"Boss, let me ask weakly, what are you thinking, the saliva has already been left?" Ulek asked in horror next to him, the last time Ye Ran had this expression, it was when he planned to sell Ulek to the church for money.
Ye Lan hurriedly wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, patted Urek's shoulder and said, "It's nothing, it's just happy." It was wrong for me to say that I was going to sell you to the church, I'm really sorry Lao Wu, I think you have more important value. ”
Now Urek and the others are like a chicken that can lay golden eggs in Ye Chao's eyes, and he will not do such a stupid thing as killing chickens to take eggs and fishing.
Urek shuddered for no reason, and the killer's instinct told him that what Ye Ran was thinking about now was definitely not a good thing.
The news that Liz and the others had hunted the tiger spider quickly spread throughout the village, and it was difficult for them not to be found because they were dragging such a large corpse of a demonic beast behind their backs.
Someone came over from the village chief, saying that the village chief was planning to invite Ye Chao and the others to be guests, and he wanted to thank Ye Chao and the others for their help.
Now that he has come to this place, Ye Chao is just a guest, he doesn't believe that this group of women can really eat him? As the head of a village, I believe that he should know more than ordinary little girls. Ye Lan felt that to be able to become the head of a village, at least he had to be old and have more life experience.
Even if there were no men in this village, there would be no such experienced grandfather, at least an old grandmother with gray hair and a huge walking stick.
However, when he actually met the village chief, he knew that he was really wrong.
"I never thought that the village chief here would be a royal sister, I think she is more suitable to be a mother in a place like Youlan Pavilion, this time she really lost!"
Seeing Ye Chao and the others, the village chief hurriedly moved the lotus step to meet him and said: "You are the heroes who helped you, it's really a blessing, the slave family is called Izumo, and he is the village chief of our village." The children of the village are so lucky to be sheltered by the adults this time, please come inside, I have already asked people to prepare the wine and food, and this time I must greet the four adults well. ”
Ye Lan looked at the village chief carefully, the woman's bun was pulled up high, and a wooden hairpin was inserted behind his head. A melon seed face makes her very charming, with curved eyebrows and always smiling eyes, which makes people have an extremely good impression of her when they meet her for the first time. The figure can be said to be almost perfect, with slender and straight double ~ legs, and just the right curvature of the body curve, it is really convex where it should be convex and concave where it should be, and the concave place will not look too thin, and the protruding place will not look too exaggerated.
He thinks that as long as he gives the cloud and wears a professional suit, this is the standard template for a professional royal sister, and it should not be more than thirty years old, is there really no problem with this kind of person being the village head, is it possible that there are no old people in this village?
As the captain of the team and the boss of everyone, it is natural for Ye Chao to come out to deal with the relationship between the two sides in this kind of field.
He took a step forward and said, "This, ahem, sister, my name is Ye Lan, they are my companions, I believe that someone has already told you their names before."
It's too polite to say anything about shelter, and we just drew our swords to help when we saw the injustice, and we didn't spend too much effort, but we suddenly ran into your village to disturb you and didn't want to go. ”
"Your Excellency is polite, a strong man like you is willing to come to a small village like ours, which can only be said to make our place flourish, and we wish that the adults could disturb it again every day. It's not good to stand and talk here, let's go into the house, and we'll talk while eating. ”
Ye Ran was not polite, nodded and followed into the house, from the conversation with Izumo just now, it can be seen that this world should also be a world where the strong are respected, and their force value is okay on this acre and three points of land.
After entering the house, Izumo gave in out of etiquette and modestly sat on the main seat, and Ye Ran and the others sat on both sides of the guest seat. A short time later, a group of flower-like girls came up with plates, which were filled with food and wine. The only thing that made Ye Yan feel regretful was that there were not many meat dishes, only one or two, and he couldn't see what kind of meat it was.
After waiting for the wine and food to be served, Izumo clapped his hands, and a group of girls walked in, and sat down next to Ye Ran and the others unceremoniously, saying that they were just maids and wanted to take care of Ye Ran's and the others' happy meal.
Ye Yan looked at the two girls sitting on his left and right, and said in his heart that if they were there, who would have the heart to eat?
Ye ran, who had never been served like this, said to Izumo: "Sister village chief, we will appreciate your kindness, but we are not fastidious people, the more people around us are so served, the more we can't let go." I don't think we might as well let these girls go down, so that we can be a little more free and the girls don't have to take care of us so much. ”
However, as soon as he finished speaking, he saw Izumo covering his mouth and laughing, his eyes glancing down from time to time.
Ye Chao turned his head and almost died of anger, Kane and Ulric actually generously put one hand around a girl and started drinking, although Dan Yixiu was still a little restrained, but the wine and food sent by the girls were also not refused, and these three beasts really used this place as a kiln!
"The overall quality of the Dragon Gate Inn men's group is indeed in urgent need of improvement!" Thinking like this in his heart, Ye Chao depressedly drank the wine in his hand, and after sitting down, he reached out and hugged the girl on his left hand by the way.
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