Chapter 278 Exercise Cheats
Long Zhan smiled and asked again, "What about you?" Why do you hate Qingling Mountain? The panda hesitated for a moment, but still said: "My ancestors were all killed by the people of Qingling Mountain, and several brothers and sisters were also captured by those people. Long Zhan frowned,
"Why did those people kill your ancestors?" Panda said: "They are immortals, we are demons, they went down the mountain to kill demons, and when they see us, of course they have to kill them." "Long Zhan also came over suddenly.
When people on the mountain walk the rivers and lakes and encounter demon clans, they will definitely wipe them out, and almost no matter whether they are good or evil, they only look at the race.
This has always been a common rule. If you go back in time, I'm afraid it will be to the primeval period.
After all, the creation of demons is itself against the sky, and abnormal things are done against the sky. And as the remnants of the gods, the mountain people who want to fly to become gods must of course obey the will of heaven, unite with the gods and eliminate the demon clan.
Therefore, although it is the Protoss who hate the demon clan the most, it is often the human race who often fights and fights the most.
Basically, once discovered, they will be slaughtered, unless the monster is affected
"Inspiration"
"Probation", eliminate the demonic nature, in order to survive in the world. However, such a demon will only be domesticated as a mount spirit animal, which is the same as raising pigs, dogs, cattle and sheep.
Wild beasts are fierce and naturally have to be killed, but domestic animals are not needed. The ancestors of this panda were unwilling to be raised and never slaved, so they were slaughtered.
Long Zhan exhaled and patted the panda on the shoulder, feeling sorry for what happened to it,
"Alas, life is impermanent, and the large intestine encloses the small intestine. But luckily you escaped. The panda nodded, and said, "Well, as long as I live, I will seek revenge on them, and one day, I will definitely tear those people apart." "Hand tearing?
Long Zhan remembered a certain TV series, and this scene was a bit bloody and violent. It's just that when I think of this panda's skills, I don't think it's possible.
He asked, "What state are you in now?" The panda crooked his mouth and smiled, then proudly stretched out his ...... Two fingers,
"Second Realm." Looking at your expression, I thought you were Jindan...... Long Zhan shook his head,
"That's not going to work, you're ...... Even a minion in Qingling Mountain may not be able to beat it. "Although the cultivation system of the demon clan is different from that of the human race, and the name of the realm is not the same, the second realm of the demon clan is definitely not much higher.
Otherwise, how could the panda not be able to beat himself. The panda's shoulders collapsed, and he hung his head and said, "I also know that my realm is too low, if you want to take revenge, you must at least cultivate to the mountain realm." But...... Cultivation is too difficult, I have been cultivating for twenty years before I have reached the second realm. "The Mountain Sitting Realm is the fourth realm in the Demon Clan's cultivation system, but its strength is a little higher than the Six Realms Mountaineering Realm in the Human Race System, and a little lower than the Seven Realms Star Picking Realm.
The current boss of Qingling Mountain is the Star Picking Realm, but I heard that there seems to be a hidden boss who is the Eight Realms Immortal Realm, and I don't know if it's true or not.
As for the top immortal realm, there has never been such a figure near Shangyang Kingdom. Long Zhan smiled: "I'm only in the first realm, that is, the first realm, so I'm not as good as you." The panda nodded,
"You're not as good as me."
...... "I comfort you, and you say such things from here?" Long Zhan said: "Didn't I win just now?" Panda said: "That's because you cheat, you pinch me...... Hmph, otherwise you won't be able to beat me. Long Zhan looked at his palm, and with a gentle blow, a few hairs flew out,
"The weak always like to explain the result with excuses, and I look down on you like this."
"......" Panda was speechless. Long Zhan hooked its back again and said, "By the way, what kind of exercise did you have just now?" Isn't it a ghostly walk? It's amazing, if it weren't for my sharp eyes, I would never have seen you. ”
"That's it." The panda raised its head a little arrogantly,
"That's a body method that I learned after practicing for a long time, when our clan was slaughtered, I was almost discovered, but fortunately I learned this body method and escaped."
"Awesome, awesome." Long Zhan nodded, and asked again, "Then what else will you do besides this body method?" ”
"Not anymore." Panda said calmly.
"Won't it be?" Long Zhan was surprised,
"That's all you can do? Didn't your forefathers teach you anything else? The panda shook his head,
"When I was only one year old when I learned the exercises, they taught me this set of body methods, and then I wanted to learn the others, but they are no longer there." Long Zhan pressed its shoulder to show comfort, thought for a moment, and then said, "In other words, in the past twenty years, you have only learned this set of exercises?" Will only run? ”
"What do you mean that I can only run, and I will hide." Panda said angrily. Forehead...... Is there any difference?
Long Zhan said: "Then you only know this one exercise, how can you take revenge?" Panda said, "I can also learn other exercises." Long Zhan asked, "Other exercises?" How do you learn? Didn't your ancestors all die? Panda said: "Although they are dead, their exercises are still there, they left me a lot of books, all of which are exercise cheats, if I hadn't had a disease, I would have started practicing other exercises a long time ago." Long Zhan said, "What disease do you have?" The panda hung his head and said, "I get sleepy, I can't read at all, so naturally I can't learn the exercises, and I can't practice." ”
"......" Long Zhan pinched the bridge of his nose,
"It's okay, when I was receiving nine years of compulsory education, I also had that kind of disease, and it hasn't gotten better yet." The panda looked at the dragon battle, full of tears,
"It seems that we are really a pair of brothers and sisters who share the same disease." Long Zhan nodded,
"Yes, you're my half-brother, and we have too much to alike." The panda nodded heavily, agreed with each other, and said, "Why don't we worship the handle, I heard that you humans like to worship the most." ”
"Forehead" Long Zhan pinched the bridge ......of his nose, just accompany you to play once, don't kick your nose and face, think about it as a play.
The panda excitedly shook Long Zhan's hand,
"Come on! We burn incense and worship, from now on I will be the eldest brother, you are the second brother, you and I will be brothers of the opposite sex, sympathy for the same disease, the same hatred of the enemy, and the same ......"
"Huh, wait." Long Zhan hurriedly grabbed the opponent's hand...... Bear's paw, what are you talking about?
Let's not talk about the eldest brother and the second brother in front of me,
"The same enemy", what do you want to do, let me help you take revenge and find trouble in Qingling Mountain? Don't make a fuss, I still want to go up and practice?
"That...... Don't worry, I'm being hunted down now, the situation is urgent, we'll talk about the worship later, you go down the mountain with me first, and we'll kill someone. ”
"Chase? Homicide? The panda's eyes rolled twice, and Yi Boyun said: "Hmph, small thing, since you are my little brother, if you dare someone to do something to you, it is disrespectful to me." So I went down the mountain with me and slaughtered the guy. Long Zhan frowned, thinking to himself that this panda is so righteous?
But it's useless to talk about righteousness, you can only do it, and you don't have any combat effectiveness, what can you do if you go down? Just when he didn't know how to refuse, the panda suddenly groaned.
"What's wrong with you?"
"I forgot. I've got a stomach ache that hurts me when I get off the mountain, and I'm afraid I won't be able to kill the enemy with you, so go by yourself. The panda clutched his stomach with a pained expression.
"......" Long Zhan raised his eyebrows and slapped it on the back of the head,
"What? Cowardice is cowardice. The panda who was seen through didn't pretend anymore, and had a showdown directly, and sighed and said: "What kind of cowardice am I, I can't fight, you can't be a bear." Also, don't hit me with a big brain, my ancestors said that I would be beaten stupid. Long Zhan rubbed its head and smiled: "Okay, I won't hit your brain, I'll rub your brain, right?" ”
"Yes." The panda is docile. At this time, a chickadee flew over and chirped non-stop, as if talking to a panda.
The panda's face changed drastically after hearing this, and Long Zhan asked, "What's wrong?" The panda said, "It says that there are a lot of people going up the mountain, and that there is a fat man who is asking about your whereabouts, and that he will come here soon." Long Zhan frowned,
"Inquiring?" "It said that the fat man would bewitch some birds and talk to them," said the panda. Your whereabouts were revealed by the birds. He already knows you're here. Long Zhan opened his mouth, and he still has this ability?
But it's normal to think about it, the other party even has the masters of the Three Realms, not to mention the small Taoist technique of talking to birds.
The panda said: "I suddenly remembered that I still have something at home, so I went back first and said goodbye." "With that, the panda landed on all fours and was about to slip away.
Fortunately, the dragon Zhan's eyes were quick and grabbed its ears.
"Wait a minute, let's go together." The panda was grief-stricken,
"I treat you as a brother, and you want to harm me." Long Zhan smiled: "Since we are brothers, then help us, go, come with me." ”…… Long Zhan sat on the back of the panda and returned to its original position with it, fortunately Meng Wanlin didn't leave, but was frightened and was hiding behind a low slope.
Long Zhan hurried over, stretched out a hand to her and shouted, "Come up!" Meng Wanlin glanced at the panda and then at Long Zhan's hand, a little hesitant.
Long Zhan was too lazy to grind with her, jumped down and picked it up and threw it on the panda's back, then sat down behind her, grabbed her thin waist, and said unhappily: "It's all at this time, I still want to think about it, I'm sick!" "He is not a man of this era, and he is not so particular about the affairs of men and women, so he acts rudely.
Meng Wanlin struggled for a while, failed to break free, and red-eyed, feeling greatly humiliated.
She is everyone's best girl in the end, and she is naturally unbearable to be held so intimately by a man. Long Zhan didn't bother to pay attention to her, and shouted,
"Panda, go!" The panda flew up on all fours, and did not forget to remind him before leaving,
"I'm a bear, not a cat. You can call me an iron-eater, but you must not call me a cat. ”
"Okay, panda. Hurry up, the man should be very close. Long Zhan grabbed the panda's fur with both hands to prevent himself from being shaken off.
Meng Wanlin was still crying with red eyes, she never thought that she would become like this when she got married. Not to mention that the groom was a notorious bully, and he was so close to his fellow disciples that she was sad, ashamed, angry, sad and helpless...... Pathetic.
Long Zhan didn't notice her emotions, just grabbed the panda and galloped. After a long time, I passed through the bamboo forest, and came to the bottom of a cliff, and found a cave under a very hidden dirt slope.
The panda ran directly in, but because the entrance to the cave was too short, Meng Wanlin had to lie on the panda's back, and Long Zhan naturally had to lie on her body tightly, clinging closely.
Feeling the heat coming from her back, Meng Wanlin's face turned red with shame, and she gritted her teeth, but she didn't dare to say anything.
And Long Zhan also smelled the body fragrance on Meng Wanlin's body, which was intoxicating and difficult to control. Is this the body fragrance of a girl?
It's really easy to change stones. Finally turned left and right, and after stopping in a huge cave in the innermost, Long Zhan hurriedly jumped down, and turned his back to everyone, and put his hand under his lower abdomen to adjust slightly.
"This is my cave, how's that? Not bad, right? The panda proudly introduces his cave and shows his home to the guests.
"Hey, why don't you speak? What are you doing with your back on us? Feed. ”
"Well, that's good." Long Zhan's face was red, he fastened his belt, and then he turned around, his face was still a little red, he picked up his hand and sniffed it, and quickly put it down, and said casually: "It's really good." Meng Wanlin glanced at him, didn't say anything, and turned her head to look at the cave.
There is actually a cave around, and there is nothing to see, the only special thing is probably that there is a cave wall, which is full of books.
There was a small hole next to it, covered with weeds and vines, and only a little light could shine in, and it landed right on the books.
She didn't expect that this iron-eating beast would not only speak people, but also have a collection of books. It was an eye-opener for her.
Long Zhan also noticed those books, walked over and picked up one casually, and saw that it was written on the cover
The words "Purple Spirit Vitality Formula" opened it and casually looked at two lines, and it turned out to be a door exercise. I picked up another book and looked at it, it was also this exercise, or a swordsmanship.
The panda said proudly, "How is it?" My family learns the origins, these cheats, even if they are those mountain immortals, may not be there. "Long Zhan took a general look, and it is true that they are all good exercises, not to mention how they compare with the immortal sect on the mountain, but they are definitely higher than their family's book collection.
"Well, it's amazing, it's really an eye-opener, I didn't expect you to have so many exercises." Panda said proudly, "That's right." These are all passed down from my ancestors, and they are all peerless exercises, so I am sick of sleepiness, and I must have practiced these exercises. By the way, you just read a few books, don't you get sleepy? ”
"Well, I'm not as sick as you are." Long Zhan replied. Panda nodded, thinking that there must not be many people as sick as me, but most of my brothers and sisters are not lighter than me.
They also can't read books, they have no intention of cultivating, and they can't raise their realms, so they will be killed. It turned its head to see Meng Wanlin again and asked, "Who is she?" You just grabbed my ear, you have to look for her, she is very important to you? Hey, she's still wearing the bride's clothes, she's your woman? Long Zhan smiled and didn't speak.
Seeing that he didn't say anything, Meng Wanlin hurriedly explained,
"It's not." The panda glanced at Meng Wanlin and shook his head,
"This woman is really ugly, her arms are not thick at all, her buttocks are not big at all, and her belly is not round at all. If she were in our bear clan, she would definitely not be able to marry, that is, you...... You're also thin arms and legs, and you're as ugly as her, so it's no wonder you're eye-catching. Unlike me, who is so strong and round, if my bears hadn't died, there would have been a lot of bears like me. Long Zhan and Meng Wanlin glanced at each other, looked at it again, and couldn't help laughing.
Long Zhan put down the book in his hand and asked, "By the way, you said that you can't read books, so how did you learn that body technique?" Panda said: "My ancestors passed it down by mouth, it seems to be passed on by my great-grandfather, it's been too long, I can't remember." I just remember that my brothers and I were all told by a bear. It's just that then something happened, and they all died, and no one taught me anymore, and I couldn't read, so I didn't practice. ”
"Uh...... Then you're sick quite seriously. "Long Zhan didn't know what to say. At this moment, the previous flew over again, chirping and chirping.
Long Zhan asked, "What does it say?" Panda said: "It said that the man has already arrived nearby, but he doesn't know where my cave is, and he won't find it for a while, but he will always find it." Yes! He's almost finding my cave, oops. We're going to be extinct, ah! God, it's unfair. It cried loudly.
Long Zhan thought to himself that you are the only one in the bear clan, don't you want to be extinct, it's just a matter of sooner or later.
"Chirp......" The chirped again. Long Zhan asked again, "What did it say?" The panda instantly stopped crying.
He smiled and said, "It said that I don't have to worry, it has already let go out, and no bird is allowed to tell that person about our situation again, that person can't find this place for the time being, let me run now." Long Zhan pinched the bridge of his nose,
"If you can't run, the mountain is full of their people, as soon as we get out, we will be arrested immediately." Panda is anxious,
"What then?" Long Zhan exhaled and turned to look at the wall full of cheats,
"Learn a quick exercise first, and then run away." Somewhere in the bamboo forest. Gu Gaojie flew up and grabbed a yellow bird, stretched out his right hand and stretched out two fingers in front of the yellow bird's eyes and circled it again and again, spat out secret words, chattered for a while, and finally put his two fingers on the little head of the yellow bird lightly,
"Go!" The oriole's head shook a few times, looking dizzy. Gu Gaojie looked proud, put the yellow oriole on the palm of his hand, and was about to ask, but who knew that the yellow oriole suddenly shook his head, sobered up, flapped his wings, and slipped away.
Gu Gaojie snorted, flew and caught another bird, and then tinkered for a while like before,
"Go!" It's just that like the oriole before, the bird quickly came to its senses, flapped its wings a few times, and flew away.
Gu Gaojie had no choice but to catch birds again. After repeating this more than ten times, I caught a bird that didn't look very smart, and after some tinkering,
"Go!" The bird was really frozen, let go of its hand, and it did not fly away, but stood on the palm of Gu Gaojie's hand, motionless.
"Let me ask you, did you see someone going up the mountain just now?"
"Chirp."
"Where did they go?"
"Chirp ......" Gu Gaojie looked in one direction,
"Over there? And then what? How far did you run? ”
"Tweet ......"
"Didn't you see? Hmph, useless waste. Gu Gaojie threw it casually, and the bird woke up, startled, and immediately flapped its wings and flew away, still chirping.
Gu Gaojie didn't pay attention to it, flew towards a bamboo forest, and then caught a few more birds, but he couldn't ask anything, or the birds around here were too smart, and he couldn't control them for the time being.
There was no way, he could only search one by one, but fortunately, according to the answers of a few birds on the edge, he had already locked on an area, and now as long as he searched this area, there would be results.
…… The panda shook its head,
"If I can't learn, I can't learn, I'm sleepy, this is a problem passed down from my ancestors, and it can't be cured." Long Zhan glanced at the panda speechlessly, didn't want to say anything, turned around and looked towards the stone wall, read a few books and thought it was good, but he felt that it was almost interesting, so he had to look for it again.
Meng Wanlin next to her stood in place, not knowing what to do, and didn't dare to move, so she had to stand still and stand still, looking at the panda and the dragon battle cautiously.
She didn't know whether the person in front of her was good or bad, although she knew that when she promised her father and decided to exchange the happiness of her life for her brother for the road up the mountain, she had no choice, and her future fate would be bumpy and difficult, confused and helpless.
However, she never thought that before she got married, fate began to swing like this, which caught her off guard and didn't know how to deal with it.
It's another assassination, it's a flight, it's a monster again, it's again
"Humiliation" ...... She really doesn't know what will happen in the future, whether she can survive it. After thinking about it carefully, the only thing that surprised her on the way, and a little better, was that when she was alone in the bamboo forest, thinking that she was abandoned and about to be eaten by wild beasts, that person actually came back and took her with him.
This gave her a little comfort, but she didn't dare to relax her heart at all. She couldn't help but look at Long Zhan again, wondering who the future husband's younger brother was?
Is it really here to save yourself, or has ulterior motives. It's just that she is very confused, as early as before she got married, she asked Chan'er to inquire about the situation of the Long family, and she has not heard of a person named Long Mo, is it a distant relative?
It is possible that the Long family has been entrenched in Suzhou City for many years, and the family is huge, in addition to the main lineage, the side line is also staggered, and there are many people, so it is impossible to say that this person is one of the side lines.
I have heard that he was born with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, handsome and extraordinary, and look at this one too. is worthy of being the same clan, and they are all born so handsome.
Long Zhan read more than a dozen books, but still didn't find a suitable one, so he put down the book and turned around to ask Panda if he had anything to recommend.
As soon as he turned around, he found that Meng Wanlin was staring at him. The eyes are facing each other. Meng Wanlin hurriedly lowered her head, and shifted her gaze to look away.
"Something?" Long Zhan asked, but received no response. Long Zhan didn't bother to pay attention to her, turned around and came to the panda, and found that this guy was already asleep, and he could vaguely hear the sound of snoring.
"Haven't read yet? Forget it, just sleep, don't sleep to death. He had to go back and continue to look at the book on the wall, but after looking at it for a while, he suddenly found a bamboo slip.
"I didn't expect there to be bamboo slips, this should be an old thing."