Chapter 77: Absurd off the line, thick noodles with fish balls

The next picture of this film is as expected to be so unbearable to look at directly, and the painting style is even more "cruel" to the point that it is difficult to explain!

The audience looked at a red plastic basin that was obviously cut out of a real photo, flying freely on the streets of Xiangjiang, well, the street was also obviously taken from the real street scene of the network map, except for praising him for being eclectic, netizens were speechless.

However, just looking at this rough and magical picture, and then listening to the narrator telling an absurd and nonsensical story in a warm and charming voice, it was unexpectedly emotional, and even made people laugh out of the sound of a pig.

And at least it makes people understand how McDull got its name, right?

It turned out that Mrs. Mai was about to give birth, and a rubber bag flew in front of her, she decided that this was a vision, so she immediately made a wish to the plastic bag, and like all mothers, of course, they are very simple and hope that their children can look as handsome as a star, smart, capable and lucky, and then named their son McDull.

Even why it is not called "wheat gum" has been explained, "glue" in Cantonese homonym means a certain organ of a man, is a foul mouth used to scold people, so the word "pocket" is better.

However, in fact, considering that McDull is a pig, "pig dou" is also an insulting word in Cantonese, which means that people are slow to respond and stupid.

As a result, McDull couldn't escape after all......

"Poof! Off the beaten track! ”

"Hahaha, it's really a little ghost weaving expert!"

"Well, I just like to see your serious nonsense!"

"After all, Brother Fairy, even the ghost can be so beautiful, hahaha!"

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After explaining the background of the story and the origin of the name of the protagonist McDull, in the joyful barrage of complaints, the next film gradually entered the supergod mode.

First of all, the theme song "McDull and Chicken", which everyone has heard, sounded, and the demonic brainwashing and funny lyrics made people never get tired of listening to it and couldn't stop it.

Later, in a dialogue introduction that mimics a radio advertisement in Hong Kong, McDull's school "Springfield Flower Flower Kindergarten" makes a brilliant appearance, and the beautiful soundtrack and songs can never be stopped!

"We are happy good children

We sing together every day

We're learning

We're growing

We are the flowers of spring

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A song "Springfield Flower Kindergarten School Song" was sung, and the innocent and unrestrained children's chorus was like a heavenly sound, which instantly sprouted everyone's hearts.

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"Hahaha, it's so showy!"

"Good guy, it's you, another new song!"

"Absolutely, that's too nice, isn't it?"

"I believe it, my brother is really a fairy!"

"Wumao special effects, god-level music, brother, you are going against the sky!"

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At this moment, the barrage is like a nuclear explosion!

Not to mention anything else, just the operation that he gave Springfield Huahua Kindergarten an exclusive school song, and the feeling that his musical talent seemed to be inexhaustible was convincing, and his whole body was covered with goosebumps.

And this song is still good to hear and make people explode on the spot.,It's cute.,I don't know why.,It's still inexplicably burning.,Well,It's cute.,Who can stand this kind of stimulation!

Netizens all fell in a second, and then they couldn't get out of that melody anymore.

Well, only Su Bai knows this best, because it was adapted to the Internationale, can it not burn?

"Hell Roaring Elegy", an adaptation of the Internationale, burned how many hot-blooded teenagers shouted for the tribe on the spot......

After the end of the school song of the kindergarten that touched people's hearts, McDull's kindergarten life chapter also kicked off.

The principal of the kindergarten is a balding Teochew man, and his accent is too strong for McDull to understand, and the theme of his speech at the morning meeting is only one: "Children, have you paid this month's tuition?" ”

In class, Ms. Chen, who always fantasizes about becoming a singer, always misses McDull in the roll call, and when she is reminded by other children to finally remember McDull, McDull herself has already been distracted.

At this time, McDull was thinking about a very "academic" question, why is the English name of orange "ε±™bent", and since the English name of banana is "ε±™rotten", then why is the English of the umbrella called "press the poop rotten", and what is the inevitable connection between them?

McDull couldn't figure out any of these esoteric questions, but he believed he would understand them when he grew up.

After school, McDull and his classmate Deba went to visit the cafΓ© opened by the principal downstairs.

Yes, the principal also runs a tea restaurant part-time, or is being the principal actually his part-time job......

Anyway, anyway, as soon as the picture turned like this, the principal who was still wearing a suit and tie a moment ago immediately turned into a running hall with a towel on his shoulder, which made netizens shout: "We all understand that you want to save money and be lazy, but you don't have to be so blatant, right?" ”

Immediately, it was a more nonsensical ordering conversation.

McDull: Excuse me, coarse noodles with fish balls.

Principal: No rough noodles.

McDull: yes, let's have a bowl of fish balls and pho.

Headmaster: No fish balls.

McDull: yes, let's ask for thick noodles with tripe.

Principal: No rough noodles.

McDull: Well, let's have fish balls and oil noodles.

Headmaster: No fish balls.

McDull: Why is there nothing? That's a cuttlefish ball with thick noodles.

Principal: No rough noodles.

McDull: Sold out again? Excuse me, a bowl of fish ball rice noodles.

Headmaster: No fish balls.

In the end, Deba's classmates couldn't stand it anymore: McDull, their fish balls and coarse noodles were sold out. It's just that all the pairings with fish balls and thick noodles are gone.

McDull: Oh, don't you have those combinations? Excuse me, just clean fish balls.

Hearing this, Deba's classmates collapsed directly, while the conversation between the principal and McDull continued endlessly......

"Hahaha, what the hell?"

"Ah, hey, you're enough!"

"Repeater?"

"McDull will definitely die star pig if you don't eat fish ball thick noodles, haha!"

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The bizarre dialogue makes people laugh and go crazy, and at the same time, the narration of the self-confession also sounds again:

"Seeing this, everyone should know how smart I am, at that time I was carefree, nothing mattered, no fish balls, then rough noodles."

And even if the narrator doesn't say anything to remind you, the audience can see it: You are indeed very "smart"!

After all, his comprehension ability belongs to the MAX level, and when he played football, his classmates asked McDull to turn around and shoot, and he really turned around and shot, but unfortunately it was not to shoot the ball, but to take off his pants and shoot a soak of water, and this is what he understands as "crooked"......

After a series of innocence and absurd stories, everyone can see that McDull is really a stupid "pig pocket" as his name suggests!

Reading this, a faint sadness began to well-up in my heart, and then it could no longer linger.

Especially when I heard the narrator say to himself: "Watching myself 'bend' every day, growing meat every day, I feel full of power, and the world is so beautiful", many netizens have already felt it, and it seems that there is a knife that is going straight through!

Seeing this in the film, the behavior of each character is absurd and off-line, and the narrator's self-description also shows the carefree nature of children.

If you just regard it as a nonsensical and funny fairy tale, then all kinds of jokes in it are endless, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it interprets Hong Kong-style nonsense to the fullest.

Listen to the funny songs inside, and laugh when you poke a laugh, that's it.

If you can watch it from a child's point of view, it will add a lot of points, because the film will blow up the child's innocent, whimsical and unrestrained feeling.

But if you substitute a realistic perspective, the perception will immediately change dramatically.

McDull not only failed to be handsome, smart and capable as Mrs. McDull wished, but it was also very likely that he was mentally retarded.

The school song of Springfield Flower Kindergarten is very cute and shocking, but it can't hide the fact that it is a garbage kindergarten that is inferior in every way.

The headmaster was more of a pure businessman than a headmaster, because he didn't care whether the students paid the tuition or not, and nothing else seemed to matter to him.

Teacher Chen is also not compatible with excellence, has a distant star dream, and her personality is a bit horsey, you can't even tell if she deliberately forgot McDull when she was named in class.

After all, for her, a child suspected of being mentally retarded, even if he called his name, he would not answer, and the result would be the same......

How can such a world be beautiful?

But from McDull's point of view, the world is beautiful, just like the English song sung by Mr. Chen.

"Everything was so bright and nice

Everything in the world, big and small

Everything is so smart and wonderful

It was God who created them

The hill with a purple summit

The rushing river

The dusk and the early morning

Brighten up the sky

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As the camera transitions over the city, another beautiful song that makes people intoxicated and unable to extricate themselves from it sounds.

The lovely ninth sister's voice is as light as a natural sound, coupled with a fluent and standard "Cantonese English" flavor that goes straight to the heavenly spirit cover, which makes people's scalp tingle in an instant, and their whole body is covered with goosebumps.

"The green hills are in the distance

Flowing water and rivers are circuitous

The morning sun and the sunset are brilliant

The sky is full of splendor

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With a beautiful and moving singing, McDull's story has turned into a new chapter: my mother.

The story takes a turn at this time, and no matter how you look at it, it seems to imply to the audience that Mrs. McDull is the one who makes McDull feel that the world is beautiful.

But just when everyone is looking forward to it, then there is no more......

The song ends, the video ends.

There are only four big characters left in the freeze-frame frame

- To be continued!

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