Now that he knows each other, urging the army to happily put away the big knife, sell face, and by the way, come to a **** first, and then click to play.

The people who can be "killed" as soon as it is released are all die-hard fans who are deeply attracted by the story, and after being warmed by Mrs. Mai in the previous episode, everyone's expectations for the follow-up plot of the story are a little inexplicably consistent.

One is a McDull who can't do anything, and the other is a McDull who can't do anything, and the human heart is upward.

Therefore, everyone's most simple wish is undoubtedly to see McDull live up to Mrs. Mai's expectations, and under the glorious shroud and influence of maternal love, directly explode into the small universe, turn over the salted fish, counterattack at the grassroots, and finally reach the peak of life.

In this atmosphere, today's story also caters to the expectations of the audience, and it directly bursts this sense of expectation at the beginning.

"The latest news, Olympic windsurfer Li Lishan won the first Olympic gold medal in the history of Hong Kong with four wins in five games."

"The news said that when Li Lishan learned that she had won the gold medal, she was very excited and told the reporters present that her results this time can prove that the athletes in Xiangjiang are not wax ducks."

"Ah, I'm sorry, everyone, it's not garbage, it's not wax ducks, ah, I'm sorry, it should be, it's not garbage and it's not wax ducks, the special report is over."

The principal became a news reporter with a Chaoshan accent on TV, and he also sold a cute one by the way, playing a homophonic stalk, which made the audience laugh.

After seeing the TV news, Mrs. McDull's eyes lit up, so before McDull's Maldivian dream was over, he had a great dream: "I want to lift the gold medal and say to the world, the athletes of Xiangjiang are not garbage!" ”

“6666！”

"Come on, come on!"

"McDull is finally sensible!"

"McDull Chong!"

"McDull will do it!"

“.....”

Seeing that McDull was going to Cheung Chau to worship Li Lishan's master Li Gen as a teacher, to learn the art of windsurfing, and his small eyes were full of firm fighting spirit, and his whole body exuded his determination to never give up until he reached his goal, the audience cheered from the bottom of their hearts.

Well, how can there be a good-for-nothing person? McDull must have other potential that has not been explored!

If one road doesn't work, then go another way, there will always be a way out, if you are not handsome, and you are not good at studying, then rely on physical strength and engage in sports as an athlete.

This plot arrangement is simply a reasonable mother to open the door reasonably, and it is reasonable to get home!

The audience saw hope at once, because every fat person is a potential stock!

And this time, even luck is on McDull's side, he is still stupid, obviously going to Cheung Chau to apprentice, but he ended up going to Lamma Island.

But in this case, he actually met Li Gen, who was hiding from the paparazzi, on the wrong sedan chair to marry the right man, and considering his luck like a declining god, this is not destiny?

"Two more cages for the big bag, two more cages for the big bag, not afraid of stagnation!"

"Eat a bag, big feet, filial piety to my grandma!"

"Eat a bag, have tough feet, and dedicate yourself to the country!"

“......”

McDull sang a funny song "Two More Cages for Big Bags", and finally succeeded in impressing Reagan to agree to take him as an apprentice.

Seeing this, the audience was all boiling, the barrage was surging, and the atmosphere was inflamed!

“6666！”

"Hahahaha!"

"What kind of ghost song is this? It's so funny, isn't it? ”

"Ah, hey, how did this song impress the principal, no, how did it impress Regan?"

"Poof, the principal is really omnipotent, I can't laugh anymore!"

"This song was also written by a handyman, right? Handyman is also omnipotent, invincible, hahaha! ”

“......”

At this moment, in a residential building, after Jian Ling'er heard this song, she was already laughing out of shape.

She even wanted to stand up and shout: of course he wrote it! Trust me, no one knows better than me how this song came about!

In this way, McDull and Olympic champion Shanshan became the same brother and sister, and everything began to move in the best direction.

However, no one expected that the divine turn of the story would come so quickly.

After McDull became Regan's close disciple, Reagan did not teach him windsurfing, but instead taught him another lost skill that he was best at—"grabbing buns".

Hearing this term, most people are confused, what is "grabbing a bun"? I've never heard of it.

“...... Bun grabbing is a traditional festival unique to Cheung Chau, and every year in the fourth lunar month, Cheung Chau residents will hold a Taiping Jiao Festival and set up three bun mountains in front of Pak Tai Temple. ”

"Baoshan, as the name suggests, is a mountain piled up with a lot of buns, a bun mountain, at least six or seven stories high."

"Grab the buns, is to grab the buns on the bun mountain, gongs and drums, hundreds of young people will rush up to grab the buns, grab the higher the position of the buns, the greater the blessing, but also show their extraordinary skills."

"In 1978, two bun mountains suddenly collapsed during the event, many people were seriously injured, and the bun grabbing was banned from then on, and the unique tradition of Cheung Chau was gradually forgotten......

Accompanied by the romantic and warm melody of "Fantasia", the narration introduces to those who don't know, and the slow sound of the piano also brings those who still remember this traditional activity into the deepest part of their memories.

There are many stories about "Taiping Jiao" and "Baoshan", such as "Taiping Jiao" was selected as one of the "Top Ten Weird Festivals in the World" by Time Magazine in the United States by virtue of its unique and interesting style.

In Su Bai's previous life's penguin game "QQ Tang", the competitive map of "Grab Buns" was inspired by "Grab Buns".

But as the summary of the film says: "It's a sport with no medals, no opponents, no competitions, and no one even knows it's a sport." ”

This turning point is like a basin of ice water poured on the head, extinguishing the blood that has just ignited in the audience's bodies.

"You...... Don't play according to the routine! ”

“......”

Everyone seems to have seen the end, because everyone understands that McDull has no future at all to learn this kind of unpopular, outdated and outdated local special sport.

But McDull still worked very hard to start the "special training" of grabbing buns, because he wanted to meet his idol sister Shanshan.

One day, McDull's sister Shanshan came, but he couldn't see Shanshan and was scolded by the master, so he gave up learning to grab buns.

Mrs. Mai went to see Regan, who was eating cocktail buns and told Mrs. Mai that windsurfing was not his best skill, and that grabbing buns was the greatest achievement of his life, and that he would give McDull everything he had learned all his life.

He also told Mai Tai how powerful the traditional folk sport of Baoshan is, which combines southern boxing, Shengong opera, and modern gymnastics......

Mrs. Mai was impressed by Regan's thick calves, and in order to make the bun grabbing an Olympic event, she used an electronic translator to translate the letter to the Olympic Committee ZX into English.

"Dear ZX, how are you, I'm fine, do you eat bags? I eat buns, we people who live here in Xiangjiang, we love buns, xiao long bao, Shanghai buns, barbecued pork buns, lotus paste buns, ......"

"Good friend, I think it's very important to rob those bags, and it's a sport, really!"

"Be vigorous, eat the porridge of the evening, and the big melon. According to my stupid opinion, the robbery of those bags is an Olympic competition, and if the world's sportsmen rob it, the world will be at peace. ”

"Do you have children? I have a child, McDull. He's a good boy, and he's very good at robbing those bags. ”

"One day I saw him robbing a bag and snatching an Olympic gold medal, and that was the greatest comfort a mother could have, and the child's talent was known to the whole world, and the parents could do whatever they wanted."

"So I wrote this letter to you, and although you don't know what small I am, my child is big and big, and one day you will know it."

"Thank you for your cooperation, you faithfully, Mrs. Mai."

“......”

A letter full of mistakes and omissions, even "bullshit", after reading it in that pure, warm and dreamlike piano song, all the audience was once again "full of wind and sand".

At this moment, everyone wants to make a haha to make the atmosphere, such as complaining: "Ah, hey, rob those bags?" Are you really not afraid of being arrested by the police? ”

Or: "The last sentence of 'thank you for your cooperation' is simply the essence, and directly elevates this letter to the level of a threatening letter!" ”

However, before everyone's hands were raised, they were already hanging down weakly, and they really couldn't laugh, only teary eyes......

After reading her mother's letter, McDull decided to go back and continue her studies to grab buns. This time, he is no longer for his idol Shanshan, not to participate in the gold medal of the competition, and not to let the world know that the athletes of Xiangjiang are not wax ducks, but just for his mother.

With his step-by-step, claw-by-claw efforts, he finally learned the stunt of "Twelve-Way Bag Grabber", a stunt that sounds very powerful, but is actually useless.

It's useless, but there's still a little bit of it, and hope is always everywhere.

After that, Heung Kong applied for the right to host the next Asian Games, which gave all the traditional folk sports similar to "bun grabbing" the opportunity to appear on the big stage as a showcase event, hoping to ignite again.

Then, the hope that had just been ignited was dashed in an instant, and the "Grab the Bun" project lost to the "Throwing Egg Tart" of the tea restaurant in the election with many traditional folk sports, and the slogan of "Xiangjiang Big Bag" became "Xiangjiang One Egg Tart".

However, the athletes who "threw the tarts" did not succeed in the end, and they soon returned to the tea restaurant to continue throwing tarts, because the competition to host the Asian Games in Hong Kong also failed, and everyone's dreams were disappointed......

After going to middle school, McDull didn't practice snatching bags anymore, and the biggest effect of his stunt "Twelve Way Bag Grabbers" was that every time he went to the teahouse with his mother to drink tea, he could quickly grab a big basket of steamed buns for her.

It's a pity that the later teahouses don't sell big bags anymore, and the dim sum cart has also changed to a dim sum menu, just place an order, no need to grab it.

At the same time, for the sake of environmental protection, the bun grabbing campaign in Cheung Chau has replaced the buns with plastic buns. Maybe it's progress, but the increasingly aging master Li Gen said that the smell of "glue" is very stinky......

Everything fell short, including the expectations of the audience.

There is no imaginary inspirational grassroots counterattack, and there is no exciting and comfortable crazy pretending to be forced to slap the face, the pig is still the pig, there is no need to pretend at all, even if he learns a lost stunt, he can't eat the big tiger......

Mrs. McDull was still that tiny thing, and McDull hadn't gotten big enough to be known to the whole world.

Even the treasure cave of the great pirate Zhang Baozai, which McDull climbed into with a bag-snatching stunt at the end of the story, has no gold or silver treasures in it, only a box, and only a large bag that has not been eaten.

But no audience was disappointed with the ending of the story, as the sentence in the animation transition said: That's not a flaw, it's that you're no longer in a dream.

Especially when "The Song of Regan", which is adapted from a fantasy song throughout the chapter, is sung in tenor, and in the midst of that "unfortunately I still don't know" aria, the final narration goes straight to madness!

"Holding the bun, I suddenly understood that there were some things that were not available, but they were not, no, they just didn't work."

"No fish balls, no thick noodles, no going to the Maldives, no medals, no treasures. And Zhang Baozai has never eaten that bun. ”

"It turns out that stupidity is not so funny. Stupidity will fail, it will be disappointed. Disappointment, not so funny. Fat isn't necessarily funny. Fat does not necessarily have strength, and strength does not necessarily work. ”

"Holding the bun, I suddenly thought about what will I do when I grow up to face this world that is hard and may not be able to dream and not be so funny?"

“......”

When the narration slowly fell, all the audience had countless big bags in their eyes, crying blind.