"Hahaha!"

"It's wet, it's wet!"

"I will, I will, this poem will!"

"Hey, I answered for Sister Shanshan for such a sprinkling question, which means that the whole family shovels mud to plant trees, your pond has a lot of mackerel, and when the fish grows fat and the fruit is ripe, your grandmother will cook, and your mother will cook herself!"

"Undoubtedly, I will add and explain a few more obscure words in it, so that everyone can easily understand, the Yan family is the meaning of the whole family, and the grandmother is the meaning of grandma, and the rest is not difficult."

"Poof, 'Where's your old mother'?"

"It's not a difficult point, Xi is a modal word here, such as pulling out the mountain and covering the world, so placing it here can be understood as expressing the meaning that Ling Shoutang has put a lot of effort into cooking."

"I'm a good guy directly, brother, you're definitely a talent!"

"You have a point, but why am I so unconvinced?"

"Don't believe me? I nurse high-achieving students who graduated from the Department of Agriculture, and you tell me that you don't believe me?"

"Hahahaha, you're crazy!"

"Ahem, wait, I still have a question, Du Niang said that the mackerel is a shark, with blue eyes and red cheeks, long hair on the back, wings under the abdomen, and a fat taste, which southerners like to eat. Then the question arises, how can there be sharks in the pond?"

"Nonsense, as a famous queen of domestic entertainment, what happened to Sister Shanshan's house with an ocean as a pond? I'll just ask you what's wrong?"

"That's right, this is the poet's family in Sister Kuashanshan's house!"

"Look, look, turtles, right? Haven't you seen the world, have you? Hey, Sister Shanshan said that you are still not convinced, hmph, a group of blind rookes!"

"Ah, I only saw a group of high-end talents gathering, you cows, I obeyed, without you in the poetry world, it is definitely the greatest loss in human history."

"Hahahahaha!"

「......」

If you want to talk about yin and yang, Zhang Shanshan can't do it, and Chu Qianyin can't do it, so it depends on netizens.

As soon as this poem was published, it instantly made all the melon-eating masses go crazy.

The funniest thing is that Sister Shanshan thought that people were really testing her, after all, in terms of poetry and songs, Su Bai is indeed recognized by the whole network as the first person today.

Whether it is ancient poetry, modern poetry or prose poetry, the poems and songs that flow from him are enough to endow this collection of poems, and it is also the first classic, the kind of famous one.

Then, she didn't even read the comment that netizens tearfully sighed frantically "Cantonese is really okay with whatever you want", and copied the answer in the front row and sent it out without understanding the meaning.

After finishing the incident, a row of sarcastic question marks was issued: "Laughing to death, a rural person is a rural person, he can only write such a nutritious rural poem, and some people call him a genius?" You don't need to watch this movie to know it's a bad movie!"

Uh, probably she thought she had won......

At this moment, the whole world fell silent.

Immediately afterwards, the men and women in the audience were silent, and all the melon-eating people couldn't help but hold their breath, obviously moved to the point that they didn't dare to make a little sound, even a little bit.

It wasn't until he was really about to suffocate that he tearfully looked up to the sky and shouted in unison: "Help!"

Finally, comment on the bamboo shoots explode!

"Poof, stop shouting, it's hopeless, give up the treatment, eat more if you want to."

"I think so too, well, carry it down, lift it down."

"I was wrong, I reviewed, I was ashamed, I knelt down, if I really want to talk about talents, it has to be my sister Shanshan!"

"Sister Shanshan, the Department of Conditioning Agriculture needs you, you should be the head of the department!"

"Head of Department? Sister Chong Shanshan proved that big breasts are really a great achievement that will affect IQ, so you will arrange a department head? Who do you look down on?"

"That's it, who said this, let Lao Tzu come out and be beaten!"

"I don't care, I don't care, from now on, I only recognize Sister Shanshan, who is the first talented woman in ancient and modern times

It's not good, they don't deserve to be compared to my sister Shanshan!"

"Hahaha!"

"Hahahahaha!"

「......」

It's not just netizens who have gone crazy with laughter, but even Chu Qianyin herself is stunned, blinking with big eyes: Does she really not understand or fake not understand?

Su Bai looked up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle, and his tears still couldn't stop flowing: "Ah, don't look at me, how do I know? Let her go, hurry up and carry the next one, if you continue to do this, she and I will really be played as CP by the joker!"

"It's good, don't you like big breasts?"

"No, I only like beautiful legs, and I really thank you."

Su Bai collapsed.

Needless to say, after all, those who win the hearts of the people win the world, with 1.4 billion people who grow flowers, 600 million farmers, and 300 million migrant workers.

Just at her sentence of high praise for rural people, the world is so big, isn't it for her to gallop?

So, in the end, it was Sister Zhang Shanshan who won everything.

...... Chinese Net

The main director Wang Da has not appeared yet, his pig teammates have completely collapsed, and the other teammates will look at this scene again, but anyone with a little IQ will not come to wade in this troubled water again, and Chuntian Huahua has fully controlled the field.

Rao is melon-eating masses have long been experienced in a hundred battles, and all of them are experienced old drivers, but they have really never seen such a scene.

Originally, it was just that "Spring Field Huahua", who had always been gentle as a sheep and was so low-key that he didn't seem to ask about human affairs, suddenly went berserk and became troubled, which was enough to surprise people, and their operation was still so sassy!

Everyone has heard of words like laughter and scolding articles, but who can stand this laughter and scolding movies?

I didn't do anything, I didn't even bother to type, I sent a few small videos of GIFs lightly, and I was already torn to pieces, and I didn't even have a trick with them, so don't be too brutal.

also by the way, planted a grass in the hearts of netizens on the whole network that can't be pulled out at all.

Just rush to this movie clip and lines, so who doesn't want to watch it?

has not yet been released, and the various characters in it, such as "Fenghua Peerless Sister Pomegranate", have already been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

According to the current level of popularity, if these funny and funny GIFs are spread on Weibo and Tieba on social chat apps of all sizes and then go viral until the May Day holiday movie is released, will it explode and soar?

"Strongly demand that this movie be released early!"

"Don't set May Day, it's been a long time before May Day, I can't wait!"

"I don't care, I can't wait to see the peerless Pomegranate Sister, will it be released tomorrow?"

"Hurry up and start the pre-sale, I'll book a ticket first!"

"You guys are too much, Director Wang hasn't even spoken, you dare to buy a ticket? Kneel down for me and don't move, let me buy one first."

"Be reasonable, Tang Bohu lights incense, you can't book a Qingming file to set off the atmosphere?"

「......」

At this moment, it is already a crowd of passion, and tens of thousands of people are begging for the movie to be released in advance, and the scene is crazy.

But Chu Qianyin was extremely bored, because Director Wang Da hadn't responded yet, and none of his pig teammates could fight, and they had all fallen before they could use their strength.

"Hey, Director Wang, don't shrink back, come out and take two steps?"

"Do you dare to fight? Give me an accurate sentence, wait online, I'm in a hurry!"

"You're not scared, are you? I'm really going to fall asleep if I don't come out, don't wait for me to run out and bark again when I'm away."

"Alas, I think you'd better change your name and call you Wang Ba."

「......」

Chu Qianyin yawned as she started a crazy provocation.

In the midst of these thousands of calls, Director Wang Da finally surfaced to live up to expectations!