Chapter 193: Senior Brother Goes Out, Tianxiu Gets Drunk and Fights Cha Cha
It turns out that there are no cold women in this world at all.
If you have, it only means that you are not handsome enough, or you are not rich enough.
Like Su Bai, Shuai Cheng is already outrageous, and then he still has to be talented and famous, and now the whole world knows that he is very rich, and he has dropped nearly 7 billion box office in half a year, right, it is completely unreasonable.
"Oh~, it's really my brother!"
"Ahh
"Wow, real people are more handsome than photogenic, huh......"
"White Lord, woo, I'm your super little fan girl, can you take a picture with me?"
「......」
One shot, the girls in the dance room went crazy and pounced out.
Even the "cold-faced aunt" Chi Zhen, who always has a straight face on weekdays, instantly smiled like a flower, and trotted out to greet her all the way, so enthusiastic that she couldn't talk......
"Ah~, senior brother, this doesn't seem to be as simple as being popular, right? How do I feel that Tang Seng has entered the Pansi Cave......
"Be confident, get rid of the looks and feelings!"
"Alas, why is the gap between people and people so big?"
"I don't know, but I suddenly understood why he called us over, not to take us to hang out with girls, but to protect him!"
"Obviously, why don't we go? Let him crumble and be completely naked......
「......」
The senior brothers looked at Su Bai, who was surrounded by beauties in an instant, and all of them clenched their big fists tightly, and looked up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle, but they couldn't stop the tears of grief and indignation from flowing down......
Envy, jealousy, hatred, and my heart is broken!
"Wow, what kind of wind blew the Great White God here today? It's so brilliant, haha, I like you so much, hey, we've been wanting to visit you since we came here, but they said you have something to go out, hurry up, come in for a cup of tea.....
"Huh! Stop, stop!"
Under the warm greeting of the team leader Sister Chi Zhen and the fairy ladies, Su Bai almost forgot that he was here to "kick the hall".
"Don't mention people to me, it's useless for you to mention anyone today, what kind of big white nerve little idiot? I Dance God Temple, soul dance god flowers, crazy young dragon Aotian, AKA Aotian Dragon, not a cat, a dog, a scumbag, all know!"
Su Bai's chin was arrogant, he didn't eat this set at all, and he looked the team leader Chi Zhen up and down coldly with half-squinted eyes, and the corners of his mouth turned evil, "Hmph, you are Sister Zhenzhen, who is rumored to be as beautiful as a flower race fairy, and has a graceful demeanor? Hmm~, it's a bit of a look, but it's useless! Don't talk nonsense, Young Master Ben is here to kick the gym today, do you dare to fight?"
Well, to be reasonable, Master Qiangzai's rumors are fake, where are people cold? It's obviously very enthusiastic.,In that case.,Of course it's going to continue to sell cute!
Su Bai's words just fell.
only heard a "poof", and the group of pig teammates behind him instantly turned into Adou who couldn't be helped.
"Hahaha!"
"Hahahaha!"
"Hey, you're enough!"
"Master, let's go, I can't stand it anymore, it's too embarrassing to stand here."
"I solemnly declare that I really don't know him!"
「......」
This line that made people feel embarrassed and wanted to drill into the cracks of the ground, even Chu Qianyin couldn't help it, and sighed in pain: "My brother, are you planning to die without embarrassment?"
Before the war started, our side collectively rebelled, so angry that Su Bai wanted to jump to his feet!
What's embarrassing? What's so embarrassing about that? As long as we are not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed, don't you understand such a simple truth? Hmph, what a bunch of pig teammates!
At the same time, the girls in the dance club are similar
After being stunned, he immediately laughed and trembled, staggering.
"Poof..... Hahaha...... I, I know, white lord, no, dragon...... Poof, cough, Long Aotian, you're going to kick the gym, right?"
Ji Zhen was already smiling out of human shape, but in the end, she was the team leader, and she had seen a big scene, and after she evened out a few breaths, she hugged her fists: "Okay, no problem, we took it, Long Shao, please advise!"
"Oh oh oh ~~!"
"Hahaha!"
"Hahahaha!"
「......」
After a burst of laughter, everyone excitedly entered the dance studio.
The dance studio of the song and dance troupe is still very well equipped, with piano, violin, double bass, jazz drums, bandoneon and other musical instruments.
Su Bai, who was at the forefront, glanced at the internal environment and sat directly in front of the jazz drum.
Then, under the curious eyes of everyone, he first picked up the drum stick and turned it to show off a small flower, and then stepped on the cymbal to beat the drum, improvised a vigorous drum rhythm.
"Whoa, whoa!"
"Xiu, it's amazing!"
"Hahahaha, the white god is super handsome!"
「......」
Su Bai can't show it anymore, if he doesn't take the lead and pretend to be a big one to recover some momentum, no one on our pig team will dare to stand beside him, right......
"Hmm, the drums are good, I just don't know how your martial arts are, hum, let's start?"
The two sides put on a posture, and Su Bai's chin was cocked again, and he said arrogantly.
"Haha, okay, white cough, what do you want to compare to the dragon?"
"Of course it's a joust."
"Slow, which dance? Can you be specific?"
"You won't know which, we'll compare to the other!"
"Huh~~~!"
The boos burst onto the occasion, and everyone laughed again, they had never seen such a brazen person!
"Hey, hey, don't shhh, try to compete with us, of course you have to compare us!"
No matter how crazy the boos were, Su Bai didn't panic at all, and continued to be shameless: "Don't say that I, Long Aotian, bully you, that one, senior brother, you just can't drink the night porridge in vain, come on, come to a set of southern boxing, Wing Chun Hong boxing, Cai Li Buddha boxing or something, give them a sample first, let them open their eyes!"
After speaking, Su Bai immediately started playing the drum again, the drum is a jazz drum, but the drum rhythm is the traditional lion dancing seven-star drum, or the standard lion rhythm, and by the way, even the gong sound is arranged together, and the show is so big that I don't know my mother!
"Oh~~~!"
"Wow, what a cow!"
"Handsome to death, handsome to death!"
"Big brother! Big brother! Big brother!"
「......」
The scene erupted in a violent cheer again, and everyone was excited, and all of them frantically called out the senior brother.
The atmosphere has come to this point, and the senior brother who was suddenly named by Su Bai is a little overwhelmed, and he is a little twisted and pinched.
"Ugh...... Well, can I do a drunken boxing?"
Seeing that the sisters of the dance troupe on the opposite side were all coaxing and calling, the senior brother's face turned red and asked weakly.
"Drunken fist? Isn't that my Su clan's ancestral masterpiece? No problem, give it to me, and show them the drunken immortals!"
Su Baitian said shamelessly.
Well, Drunken Fist Su Qi'er is surnamed Su, it was a family five hundred years ago, which is very reasonable!
Besides, even the professional term "Drunken Eight Immortals" was used, and even Master Xu was stunned on the spot: "Could it be that he really knows how to get drunk?"
Seeing that Su Bai pulled the senior brother over and explained something in his ear, as if he was pointing at him, and the senior brother nodded frequently, Master Xu was a good guy in his heart in an instant, and he had begun to doubt his life.
"I see!"
After the two finished whispering, the senior brother nodded heavily at Su Bai,
Join the audience in applause!
"Everyone, it's ugly!"
In the excited and curious eyes of everyone, the senior brother clasped his fists and saluted.
Then, I saw him imitate the drunkard's confused eyes, staggering lunges and swinging the cup together, and Su Bai's jazz drum immediately sounded again in cooperation!
"Bang! Boom! Boom! Boom!"
Four cymbals went first, and then the dense drumbeat was like a dragon going out to sea, and the tiger was going down the mountain, and the exciting rhythm instantly detonated the audience!
"Oh~~!"
At this moment, everyone couldn't help but cheer and scream wildly again, and Chu Qianyin was even more excited to clench her two fists and start the jumping mode!
"Wow, handsome!"
"Wuwu~~~!"
「......」
If you just watch the drunken boxing performance, it's actually very boring, because the girls really can't understand what moves and routines, right, at most, they think it's funny to pretend to be drunk and shaky.
But as soon as this explosive drum beats sound, with the viewing, the scene will be different immediately, the momentum will be full, and the bamboo shoots will explode!
Not only that, but at the same time, Su Bai's mouth also added flowers to the drum accompaniment, which perfectly interpreted what the strongest humanoid instrument is!
"Whew! Hah!"
"Whew! Phew!"
Can it be more showy?
It's a little meaning, where is this?
Is it true that I am the CEO of Springfield Huahua, and the super invincible and cute little secretary is a white bastard next to Su Bai?
There is no need for any eyes at all, Chu Qianyin directly followed up with a heart when she saw this, and also brought up the rhythm of our whole body, the rhythm of the impromptu momentum, the strength!
Under her command, all the brothers and sisters also understood, and in an instant, the majestic cheers resounded throughout the audience!
"This, this, this...... That's outrageous, isn't it? Is it really improvised?"
This scene made the team leader Chi Zhen directly stunned, messy in the wind, doubting life.
"Ahhhhh
"Wow!"
"It's burning to death!"
「......」
The sisters of the song and dance troupe are all crazy, and the screams pierce the sky, even the senior brothers who are boxing are stunned, and at the same time, they are even more excited to the point of boxing!
Without him, this is too special to have face!
The senior brother himself was about to cry, his blood was boiling, and now he put an evil dragon in front of him, and he could directly send it to outer space with one punch......
But the show has just begun, and after the momentum accompaniment is brought up, I immediately listened to Su Bai follow the rhythm and sing domineeringly:
"Life is upside down, and the realm is higher
The fist is coquettish, and the coquettish is all the coquettish
Get drunk, drunk is the best
I am proud of myself through wine
Heroes never rely on knives
......」
As soon as the song sounded, it was like pouring a barrel of spirits on the scene that was already on fire!
At this moment, everyone only felt that their bodies were on fire, and everything in the dance studio, even the air, was boiling and burning as if it were substance, like being in an endless sea of fire!
After entering the chorus part, Su Bai did not continue to sing, but shouted: "Fist without fist, unintentional, no fist is true meaning, drunk eight immortals, Lu Dongbin!"
When the senior brother heard this, his spirit suddenly froze, and he immediately responded in a loud voice: "Lu Dongbin, drunk and carrying a pot is a thousand catties!"
This is what Su Bai specially explained, go up and make some casual moves first, and then play the "Drunken Eight Immortals" when he hears his command, he is waiting for the whole audience, this is the moment!.
The senior brother put away his loose moves and played the first style of the drunken eight immortals, and at the same time, Su Bai cooperated with his movements and the rhythm of the drum, and directly recited the boxing mantra:
"Lu Dongbin, drunken immortal. On the back, double flying swords. Hands and feet as he pleases, whatever he pleases. Although it is, the two hands are like arrows, and it is also necessary to hold the fist straight. Reverse the backward step, to deviate.
.....」
The audience was stunned, especially Master Xu and the other senior brothers, who were stunned You look at me, I look at you...... Damn, he really does?
was stunned for a moment, the first style had been finished, and Su Bai shouted again: "Tie Guan Li!"
The elder brother responded again: "Tie Guan Li! It's really good to get drunk!"
This time, in the midst of the lightning and fire, all the brothers and sisters suddenly woke up, raised their heads and chests, and recited the boxing formula in unison:
"Tie Guan Li, drunken fairy. Worn upside down, Vajra Circle. Throw left and right, whatever he wants, whatever he wants. Although it is, the yellow warbler kowtows to the ears, and it is also necessary, and the foot tube is shoulder first. The feet are bent, so that they can hook their cheeks, and they are right behind the people when they hook. Turn over and progress, and turn upside down!"
"Han Jong-li!"
"Han Jong-li! Drunk and hugging your heart!"
"Han Zhongli, drunken fairy. Hu Luer, shoulder An. Let it come and go, let it go, let it be. Although it is, the jade mountain is declining, and it is also necessary to hide from the gods. Get up on your knees, skim both sides, and avoid using your hands when you get up. Take the lead and push the shoulder!"
「......」
This scene, you don't need to watch, just listen, you are already about to be shocked to the point that the Tianling Gai explodes!
Accompanied by the strong rhythm of the drums, the powerful mantra recitation, as if the words are thousands of words, hammered heavily on everyone's heart, making people's blood tremble!
At this time, if you combine it with the extremely wonderful and dazzling drunken fist moves of the senior brother, the matter is no longer as simple as the body on fire, but the soul is burning!
The worst part is that you have to cover your mouth tightly and hold back from screaming, because no one wants to ruin this blood-boiling and shocking scene!
In this way, the young ladies have all been stimulated and gone crazy, and they have collectively transformed into capelins!
However, the climax is still wave after wave, and it doesn't stop at all, when the shocking "Drunken Eight Immortals" eight styles of the senior brother are finished, Su Bai immediately continued:
"It seems that there is no shadow but there is a shape, the ghost hand distinguishes the virtual and the real, the eight stars are mixed and kneaded into one, and the spirit is calm and creates its own immortals!"
What do you mean?
Eight stars mixed to create their own immortals, Su Bai This is the ninth form of the senior brother to create his own drunken eight immortals?
In an instant, Master Xu and the other brothers were stunned, anyway, they really didn't know how to memorize this mantra, just stop it.
But the senior brother knew very well that this was Su Bai asking him to show off casually at the end, how handsome he was, and it was so handsome that the sisters screamed and it was over, because he wanted to sing the end.
「......」
"Walk the world and never rely on the sword."
"It doesn't matter who is the highest."
When Su Bai's last song fell, the senior brother tacitly and handsomely made a move to get drunk and fell to the ground!
"Plop"!
At this moment, except for the ears and brains of the audience, who were still "buzzing" by the aftersound, the whole world seemed to have stopped.
After a while,
"Ahhhhh
"Handsome bomb, handsome bomb, handsome bomb!"
"That's amazing!"
"Brother~, I love you!"
"Is Big Brother in Love?!"
「......」
The applause, screams and cheers of the audience exploded violently, like a flash flood, overwhelming the sky and annihilating everything!
"Oooooooooo Which young lady just shouted that she wanted to fall in love with the senior brother and stand up for herself!"
In the furious screams, Su Bai's perverted hearing accurately checked and killed, and he was directly named!
"Poof!"
"Hahaha!"
"Wuwu Wu~~~~"
"Come out! Come out!"
"Come out! Come out!"
「......」
Suddenly, the furious sound became even more violent, and the audience frantically coaxed the rhythm!
And the sister who was named, although her face was already embarrassed to smile red, but also
It's really not cowardly!
After she lifted her long hair, she immediately swayed her body, and "swam" out of the lingering and charming, passionate Latin dance steps, the seductive eyes, the charming and charming smile, and the enchanting and bold dance posture, highlighting a sexy and wild!
"Oh oh oh !!"
"Wuwu~~~"
「......」
The scene exploded again, and all the hot-blooded men in the audience turned on the wolf howl mode on a moonlit night!
"Haha! Cha Cha?"
Seeing that the sister paper was so powerful, Su Bai was suddenly happy, and the drum stick turned like that, and the musical accompaniment went straight up!
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