Such a story has been circulated in the Xiuzhen world, since the incident of the god list.

There are no good people in the world.

From beginning to end, Jiang Ziya, who is desperate for Saburo, is at the forefront, from the occurrence to the demise of all events, the direction of the characters and the ins and outs of the whole thing, Jiang Ziya is the first person to see with his own eyes.

is such an old man with outstanding merits, who cleared all the obstacles of faith in the world for the immortals, and completely laid the passage for the immortals in the world.

And this old man has paid the most and worked hardest, he has been on the front line, working desperately, on the edge of life and death several times, tossing back and forth, and in the end there is no such person on the god list?

Since then, Jiang Ziya has been guarding the Fengshen Tower, drinking stuffy wine day and day, holding the whip every night and being like a nervous disorder, and dancing alone with the whip.

On this day, Jiang Ziya was completely blackened, and through drunken madness, he smashed the magic lamp dedicated to the immortals with a whip, and since then the Tower of Babel has completely lost its divine power, and the passage between the immortals and mortals has been completely blocked.

In order to repair the Tower of Babel, the gods who stayed in the world distributed mysterious opportunities to the elders of the sect every year, and collected the mana of the elders to restore the Tower of Babel.

The blackened Jiang Ziya will never allow the immortals to step into the world.

Jiang Ziya hates those immortals, they wipe their butts and ascend to immortals, and I, Jiang Ziya, am like clowns, accompany them through the catastrophe, and do not leave behind the same benefits, treat me Jiang Ziya like donkeys, and treat us mortals like animals.

Jiang Ziya was very unhappy, and he couldn't fight the left-behind gods, so he had to secretly engage in a conspiracy, and the blackened Jiang Ziya incarnated as Diablo to set up a special training class and set up a god list.

Diablo said:

"Our purpose in the future is to lurk deep inside the major sects, betray the sect, bring down the sect, and wait for the opportunity to steal the opportunity of the sect A special training base, I will send Tianguanzi to test the achievements of the disciples at any time."

Tianguanzi said:

"Deeply lurking, waiting for the opportunity to seize the opportunity for the elders of the sect to ascend, so that they can cut off their channel for cultivating to become gods, thereby disintegrating the elites within the sect, thereby collapsing the sect, dispersing the sect, and seeing who is the best fallen god son in this century."

Diablo says:

"Broke their power in the human world, cut off the opportunity for their disciples and grandchildren to ascend to immortals, and betrayed the ninety-ninth phase of the sect's number one special training class was officially launched, and these students can graduate and go out to lurk."

God of Corruption says:

"Remember what I said, we are the best lurkers under the seat of the master of the Tongtian Sect, destroying this unfair world, you only have one master and one apprenticeship, it is just a one-line connection, and there are also your senior brothers and sisters lurking in the major sects, as for who they are, you can screen them yourself, act when you see the opportunity, and don't be greedy for merit."

The trainees in this training period are ten years, and Zhu Xiaobai is also the last trainee among them.

Zhu Xiaobai is a traverser, with his ability, he is hopeless, and he is also a disciple of a pig without cultivation, he can eat too much, and the corrupt god only found him after a spot check, so he deliberately forcibly added his name to the list of ninety-ninth students, and at the same time deleted his name on the list of ninety-ninth students, making it clear that he did not recognize this disciple, nor did he say it explicitly or publicly, and Zhu Xiaobai was also willing to reluctantly get recognition at the end of the ninety-ninth batch of students and go down the mountain to lurk.

At the beginning, Zhu Xiaobai crossed to the small village of Bian Village, at that time it was just a childhood child, staying next to the pigsty to feed the pigs for the family, raising pigs, one day the sunny day was good, the sky was cloudless, Zhu Xiaobai drove the pigs in the pigsty to the river to bathe.

Pig Xiaobai lay on the pebbles and watched the little pigs happily swim and play in the water, he had a long grass in his mouth, and under the comfortable sunshine, he enjoyed the innocent time, his eyes were dark, sleepy, tired and dozed off.

Zhi Gaozi and Shangyangzi were fishing under the cliff in the distance at this moment, and the two saw Zhu Xiaobai at the same time.

Gao Zi finally made up his mind, and it was him.

Zhi Gaozi said: "This son is stupid and lazy, and he is by no means a secret spy, just because we think it is impossible, and the picket priests of those sects can't see it, what do you say, junior brother?" ”

Shangyangzi was annoyed and said: "The disciples sent by our sect several times were also executed on the spot and died violently, but there are still some disciples who have successfully lurked for hundreds of years, and some have lurked in the not-so-famous sect and become famous leaders...... Teach! ”

Zhi Gaozi interrupted.

Zhi Gaozi said: "Don't say such an earth-shattering event, keep silent. ”

"Don't talk about this, but choose him to be our disciple of the Second Division, you are crazy, take the number of people's heads, find anyone in the town is a hundred times stronger than him, you find a child who raises pigs to be an incubator, are you crazy? See how you get back to the top. ”

Zhi Gao Zi said with a smile: "Whoever takes him to the top, I will open a game, change everyone's fate from now on, and break this dilemma." ”

Afterward............

Three months later.

Zhu Xiaobai was tied back to the second branch hall and continued to raise pigs on the mountain.

Zhu Xiaobai was beaten dizzy by his fellow brothers, and he didn't forget to say: "What's wrong with me raising pigs, don't you allow me to have dreams?" ”

Shangyangzi passed by, and he was already unhappy with him.

Kamiyoko said: "Twitter is noisy, tie him up and throw him into the pigsty." ”

Afterward......

Today, ten years later, Zhu Xiaobai has gone down the mountain.

Zhu Xiaobai was assigned to the Bodhi Ancestor Taoist Temple to lurk.

Bodhi Ancestor is not Bodhi Ancestor, but established a sect in the name of Bodhi Ancestor, and received a wide range of capable people who want to cultivate and become gods.

At this moment, in the hot summer, ten miles from the mountain gate, there is an advertisement for recruiting people in the Taoist temple, and there is a disciple sleeping soundly on the table under the billboard, with saliva in his mouth.

Zhu Xiaobai walked for a long time, tired and sweating, and finally had a pergola to avoid, just in front of him, looking for the sect under the banner of Bodhi Ancestor, right in front of him.

Zhu Xiaobai stared at the advertising slogan, "There are many disciples of the Taoist sect in the view, all of them are extraordinary, talented and intelligent, beautiful women like clouds, Yan Ruo Chang'e, senior brothers and sisters chant poems and music in their spare time, drums and songs, and at night the disciples in the Guannei fly the eaves and walk the wall, escape to the sky and the earth, and when the sect protector breaks out of the door, refining the magic skills in the middle of the night, no one is allowed to peek, and the elders of the sect wail at the third watch, and the young man here comes to the mountain, I pass on your peerless magic skills and soar to the Three Realms." ”

Zhu Xiaobai pushed and said, "I want to sign up." ”

The little boy woke up, saw someone sign up, he laughed, hungry and thirsty and couldn't wait for someone to come, he hugged the young handsome pig Xiaobai in front of him, kissed the clothes of the pig Xiaobai, hugged his thigh, and kissed him again.

Zhu Xiaobai was surprised, disgusted and speechless.

The little boy said: "I can be relieved today, you sign up, I can go back, and finally leave this place where the birds don't pull a few, and there is no place to eat, and there is no place to sleep, and I still deal with mosquitoes all day long, it is not as good as the desolate grave of the Taoist temple." ”

Zhu Xiaobai asked, "What do you mean by this?" ”

The little boy walked back to the table and sat down and asked, "Ask you again, there are many famous mountains around, some of which are famous sects, such as Xuanmen Sect, Daomen Sect, Tianyun Sect, Qinghuo Sect, Qingyun Sect, you really want to enter my sect." ”

Zhu Xiaobai nodded "yes"

The little boy said, "Fang ...... Inconvenience...... Worship the teacher. The little boy stared at Zhu Xiaobai, and finally looked forward to a person who was counting, and he must not be scared away.

Zhu Xiaobai doesn't have a few copper plates on his body, otherwise he wouldn't have been assigned by the corrupt god to lurk in this declining and unknown sect, the corrupt god must know that this sect will not have any interest in the future, and it is useless to lurk, and sending Zhu Xiaobai to spend the rest of his life is also to take care of him, so he gave Zhu Xiaobai five copper plates.

Zhu Xiaobai took out five copper plates and came out.

The little boy's eyes burst out, and the little boy was conflicted in his heart and began to talk to himself in schizophrenia.

"What should I do, this kid is a poor ghost, isn't this kid going up the mountain to eat and drink and then run away?"

"No, take a gamble, I'll help him take out a tael of silver, and when the time comes, he will spend some time in the mountain gate, and if he has some skills, I will ask him for it."

"No, if he doesn't learn anything, does nothing, and causes trouble and troubles the sect, won't I lose my money and be scolded."

"But, damn mosquitoes, terrible snakes, inexplicable ghosts crying wolves at night, I've had enough."

Zhu Xiaobai stared at the little boy, and also thought: "Five copper plates scared him like this, it seems that he took out too much." ”

Before Zhu Xiaobai went down the mountain, the corrupt god specially instructed him not to be noble in front of people, and deliberately exposed too much copper plate, which would make people worry, it seems that the corrupt god really takes care of me.

Zhu Xiaobai said: "This Taoist chief, is it too much, I'll take three copper plates back." ”

When the little boy heard this, he felt desperate and shocked, and immediately pressed the five copper plates on the table.

The little boy was thinking in his heart: "Crazy, it's not messy enough, and I want to take it back, but I'm still in the mood to talk too much, is he a fool?" ”

The little boy looked at Zhu Xiaobai carefully, he was dressed decently, but his clothes were a little rancid.

Xiaoxiao asked, "What did you do in the past?" ”

Zhu Xiaobai touched the back of his head with a smirk and said, "Back to Dao Chang, I made a fortune by raising pigs." ”

As soon as the words fell, the little boy vomited.

The little boy pushed Zhu Xiaobai and ran towards the big tree, vomiting wildly.

"No wonder there is a pig smell."

"If I get a treasure in vain, kiss you a big-headed ghost, and make Lao Tzu nauseous."

After the little boy vomited, he glared at Zhu Xiaobai angrily, and his attitude changed 180 degrees.

The little boy has also made up his mind.

"Well, I don't want to stay here every night to dance with the devil, it's time to leave the booth and go home."

Xiaoxiao said: "Write your name and follow me up the mountain." ”

The pig was white for a moment, and the little boy began to panic anxiously again.

The little boy looked impatient and stared into his eyes.

"What is this kid doing, hurry up and write, don't let my heart go crazy again."

Zhu Xiaobai finally came up with a sentence and said, "I can't write." ”

As soon as these words came out, the little boy's back was numb, and the sky was thunderbolt.

"It's just that you kid is poor, I can advance money for you, you are stupid to play Lao Tzu like this, or God is playing with me, you can't write, you can't write."

The devil was born in the little boy's mind.

"Or, slaughter him and use it to lure ghosts."

"Yes, every night those ghosts always come to bother me, slaughter him and feed him, so they won't bother me to continue recruiting disciples."

"No, if there really is no one to sign up, I won't be able to wait for Senior Sister Han to come out."

"In order to see my senior sister go out of the customs, I will wear that set of cicada wings and white silk suspender clothes, and I will also do it to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors."

The little boy sneered and said, "The sect doesn't accept disciples who can't write, but you are an exception, because I appreciate you, so I accept it." ”

The little boy said, "What's your name, I'll fill it in for you." ”

Zhu Xiaobai said: "Zhu Xiaobai." ”

When the little boy heard the name, he was happy.

"Good name, piggy."

The little boy made a heart eye to help him fill in the "piggy." ”

The little boy deliberately said: "Oh, the list of disciples is written wrongly, it must not be changed, the quota is full today, if you don't agree to this name, you will have to wait another year." ”

Zhu Xiaobai was also angry when he heard it, and said with a smile: "The Taoist helped me change my name, it must have a deep meaning, I want this name." ”

The little boy pointed to the things on the table, and the billboards.

The little boy looked at him.

Zhu Xiaobai saw it, and it turned out that he asked me to move things and carry things back.

Zhu Xiaobai nodded and said, "I understand in seconds." ”

Zhu Xiaobai packed his luggage step by step, and the little boy looked at the jungle in front of him, startled, and sighed: "You came from inside just now, didn't you meet any upside-down ghosts?" A decapitated ghost corpse or something? ”

Zhu Xiaobai smirked and said: "I don't see it every day, but I can see it often." ”

When the little boy heard Zhu Xiaobai's words, he couldn't guess it, and he was also confused, and he also felt that he couldn't write, and he had no culture, and the words he said seemed suspenseful, just as a nonsense sentence.

The little boy said: "What do you say, this is a contradiction, you are not allowed to say it in the future, after going up the mountain, listen to my arrangement, and do not tell others, you don't know how to read, and you are not allowed to be majestic in front of people." ”

Zhu Xiaobai smiled silently, carefully loading the roster on the table.

Zhu Xiaobai said: "How far is this place from the sect, do you have the art of the sword?" ”

The little boy was taller than Zhu Xiaobai, and he could naturally knock on Zhu Xiaobai's forehead.

The little boy said: "Quirky little beast, ask two questions in one sentence, and you have to change it in the future." ”

The little boy commanded a fire technique, and the flames grew bigger and bigger.

The little boy wanted Zhu Xiaobai to know that although he was sent by the sect to accept disciples, the spell was also quite high, deceiving people who just wanted to get started, suppressing Zhu Xiaobai's curiosity, and also seducing his curiosity about spells.

Zhu Xiaobai smirked and said, "Why are you sticking out your middle finger?" Have an opinion about me? ”

After listening to this, the little boy slapped the top of the pig Xiaobai's head.

The little boy said, "I asked two more questions, but I don't have a long memory. ”

Zhu Xiaobai laughed without saying a word, revealing a simple expression and the pig's words.