Young, humorous, handsome.

This is the envy of many people.

More importantly, Xing Yun also has more superior conditions on this basis.

Lots of gold, single.

Singleness should be emphasized.

As a scumbag in the new era, Xing Yun has always adhered to the concept of living in a thousand flowers and not touching a single leaf.

Not taking the initiative, not refusing, not being responsible, is his philosophy of life.

Xing Yun's life is indeed full of luck like his life.

After graduation, I bought a lottery ticket and won 300 million ......

Then he woke up.

Xing Yun?

Fortunate?

Bah!

The above five advantages, after losing more gold, directly become mediocre.

Handsome is really handsome, but can Shuai be eaten as a meal?

Xing Yun said that it was really possible, but he just wanted to grieve his inseparable brother.

In this regard, my brother expressed a solemn protest!

Xing Yun, who yawned, walked downstairs wearing flip-flops, shorts, and a white vest.

The handsome image shines brightly under the blessing of the exclusive fashion of the rich in Guangdu.

Shaxian snacks, this is where you plan to solve your own food and clothing tonight.

The real Shaxian Xing Yun has never been there, but he frequents the Shaxian snacks in Guangdu.

Cheap and affordable is the best reason.

Steamed dumplings, soup and chicken thigh rice.

He was full of soup and food, and Xing Yun's vest with a toothpick in his mouth was soaked.

"This damn weather, it's almost October, and it's more than 30 degrees, nervous!"

COME ON THE WAY~

Xing Yun took out the fruit 13PRO MAX and connected the phone.

In fact, Xing Yun said that he was poor, but compared with those rich second generations of luxury cars, his parents ran a small factory, and when they had no worries about food and clothing, they occasionally had a little money to play.

"Hello? Plane King? Xing Yun spit out the toothpick.

The male voice on the other end of the phone scolded, "When did I get on the plane?" Your uncle's! ”

Xing Yun said disdainfully: "I don't know which guy said last weekend that there would be thirteen beauties tonight, and in the end, the monk bureau." ”

"Wool, do you think someone else is my maid? What happened to me when someone else released me? Cao Yujun, the king of the plane, opened the topic and said: "Tonight, there are definitely beauties!" ”

Xing Yun said expressionlessly: "I explained in advance that I don't want to participate in any monk bureau tonight, I just want to walk hand in hand with the beautiful woman on the tree-lined path." ”

Xing Yun, who was idle and bored, didn't plan to go home, his parents basically didn't eat at home, they were either busy with work or socializing, and he only went home to live on weekends, so he didn't plan to trouble his parents.

He has just graduated and is now in a period of confusion in life, which is the norm for the vast majority of young people in small cities.

Xing Yun wanted to make a career, but after thinking about it, he was just a graduate of an ordinary university, and if he really wanted to do the stupid thing of mortgaging his house to start a business, it was better to lie down directly.

Anyway, it's still young, take your time......

This is Xing Yun's thoughts at this time, and it can also be said that most young people think.

It is really difficult for him to have no worries about food and clothing, and he suddenly has a strong sense of crisis and has to fight.

Xing Yun, who was eating and walking, paced to the garden of the community.

At this time, there were already many uncles and aunts in the garden who were walking and eating.

There were also several chess games where crowds gathered.

Human beings have a very common nature, and that is gossip.

Xing Yun, as a layman, is obviously no exception.

With a height of 1.85 meters, he has a very clear advantage in looking down on all living beings.

Two old men are fighting with the chess pieces on the chessboard.

One old man said to eat your horse, and another said to shoot your cannon.

For a moment, Xing Yun thought that he was not watching chess, but watching an old man's real fight.

But what was even more outrageous was that he found a young man with a pale face who looked like he was about to collapse at any moment, and had been pointing behind one of the old men.

The crowd of onlookers even had some tempers and asked the pale-faced man not to give any more advice.

Watching chess without saying a word, a true gentleman!

The pale-faced man glanced at those people, and just said lightly: "Liang Shang gentleman?" ”

Spectator:......

Xing Yun looked like he was eating melons, and he was happy to watch.

I don't know if I have any special hobbies, anyway, pale-faced men like to point out the country and force Lai Lai.

This kind of behavior of being pointed at while playing chess is as bad as the price of my mother going out to buy groceries.

Soon, in less than an hour, the entire park game disappeared without a trace.

The pale-faced man still looked unpleasant at this time, with a look of regret.

When Xing Yun passed by the pale man, he said: "Less than a hundred meters ahead, there is a small shop, where there are quite a lot of chess games, not only chess, but also Go." ”

"Thank you!" The pale-faced man's expression lit up, and after taking a deep look at Xing Yun, he thanked him and ran quickly in the direction of the shop.

Xing Yun touched his chin, the shop was downstairs from his house, and those old men were arguing every day, and he had long felt annoyed.

This time, he doesn't have to calculate the wind speed when he splashes dung, the speed of falling, and so on.

Behind the scenes, forcing Lai Lai is definitely a chess player's nightmare!

After buying a bottle of Fat House Happy Water at the store, he subconsciously glanced at the bottle cap, but unfortunately the activity of "one more bottle" has gradually disappeared with the times.

In fact, the reason for the disappearance is also very simple, the counterfeiting of this bottle cap is too simple.

Moreover, the shop must save up a certain number of caps in order to exchange the corresponding number of drinks with the manufacturer.

In this case, there is a clear time difference, as long as an injection molding factory opens a set of cap molds, which are engraved with the character of another bottle, mass-produce this kind of cap, and then exchange it......

A set of such simple molds is only a few thousand yuan, and the cost of a bottle cap is even lower to exaggerate.

So the disappearance of another bottle is understandable.

But what made Xing Yun stunned was that the bottle cap in his hand was actually engraved with another bottle?

This kind of lucky thing, a fool took it to exchange for a bottle of three-yuan gastric lavage.

Of course, take it home as a lucky gift.

This kind of lucky event of a life episode always makes people feel inexplicably happy, even if it is only the happiness of a few bucks.

But this is more like an affirmation of oneself by the will of the world.

Back at home, Xing Yun, who turned on the computer and drank happy water, obviously felt that the noise downstairs was much quieter than before.

"I really hope that guy can come to watch chess every day~" Xing Yun stretched.

It was still early, and Xing Yun opened the steam platform very simply.

What kind of depraved dolls, girl scrolls, these games are all skipped, but tonight is going to be a real gun and ammunition, how can you conduct military exercises in advance?

"You've come a long way, from the first life underwater, to the giant beasts of the Stone Age, to the first human walking upright. Now, embark on your great quest: from the cradle of early civilizations to the vast ...... of the stars."

Listening to the sound in the stereo, Xing Yun began to play another round of the game.

The clock ticks and ticks......

Two or three hours passed like this, and Xing Yun stretched his waist and couldn't help but sigh that the length of his life had been shortened again.

What a pity!

When he picked up his phone, he saw more than a dozen messages from Cao Yujun, most of which were nonsense, and Xing Yun chose to ignore them very simply.

Especially those tens of seconds of voice, he didn't even listen to them.

"Your uncle, why can Mandarin be translated by text, but vernacular cannot be translated by text?" Xing Yun complained and clicked on the video in the message.

The three young and beautiful girls dressed up in mature female makeup, Xing Yun sighed that it was finally not a monk's bureau.

It's not that he can't call out beautiful women, but he prefers fate.

There is a fate to meet thousands of miles away, but there is no chance to pass shoulders...... Bah, blah, rub shoulders.

When you go to the night club, you want to feel your heart at a glance.

Scumbag?

Xing Yun does not deny it.

are all young people in the new era, as long as his future wife is not a bus, and ten thousand people kill the god of war, then he is actually acceptable.

It is enough to be single-minded after marriage, from the beginning to the end.

Xing Yun, who looked like a dog and wore gold and silver, decisively called a Didi Express.

Don't drink and don't drive, don't drink while driving.

What's more, he doesn't have a car.

Hunter Club。

Hunter's Bar.

High-end hunters tend to appear in prey form.

As soon as Xing Yun entered the booth, he found that these girls with heavy makeup were not fuel-efficient lamps.

It can be said that these girls are professionals who have taken tea art courses.

The tea master crisscrosses the wine field, which is also a beautiful landscape.

At this time, Cao Yujun was a little confused within an hour.

I have a big tongue when I speak, I was from Midtown before drinking, and Midtown is mine after drinking.

Hold that DJ booth for me, it's shaking!

Xing Yun didn't care about Cao Yujun, this guy must be a little drunk, but if you want to say that you are completely unconscious, it is definitely pretending.

Life is like a play, and drama is like life.

You have your tea art course, and I have my actor self-cultivation.

Your reserve, my gentleman.

It's just like an estrus peacock waiting to be sold at a price, and it's just a means to attract each other.

Roll the dice?

No.

That's shaking fools.

What prevails in Midtown is to grasp fingers by rules.

Without physical contact, how can we break through the distance between people?

Under the ambiguous light, the social reserve of human beings in the past will slowly be shattered, and the stimulation of alcohol will make people's primitive emotions burst out.

"What about Cao Yujun?" Xing Yun looked at the girl who was standing beside Cao Yujun just now.

The girl smiled sewitchingly and leaned into Xing Yun's ear, and said in a voice, "They seem to have gone to the toilet." ”

Xing Yun suddenly realized, looking understanding.

But what he didn't expect was that Cao Yujun was so anxious and left the battlefield so quickly?

The Hunter Bar is one of the more upscale bars in Midtown, and the toilets are all independent rooms.

This kind of relatively confined space doesn't need a bunch of people to crowd to go to the toilet, which is quite humane.

Xing Yun didn't care about Cao Yujun, after all, he was just a friend of wine and meat, and he wouldn't contact Cao Yujun except for clubbing.

The reason for asking is just that I can't stand the drink of the first emperor and three queens.

But if someone else has a good thing, it's definitely not appropriate to bother.

In this case, Xing Yun can only enjoy the blessings of Qi people.

Many young people from the other booth monk bureaus looked at Xing Yun with envy on their faces, although they were drinking painfully, they were playing happily!

Pain and happiness are the feelings of Xing Yun at this time.

An hour later, Xing Yun was almost a little confused.

"When did Cao Yujun become so fierce?"

Xing Yun not only felt his stomach swell at this time, but even his bladder felt swollen.

He politely paused to go to the toilet, and found that one of the little beauties actually came over and said that he wanted to go too.

This kind of suggestive words, Xing Yun can be said to understand in seconds.

However, I understand it in my heart, but on the surface, I need enough gentlemen to help squeeze through the crowd and politely open the way for the lady, which is the basic cultivation.

Even if it's pretended, it must be pretended.

The complete process is always essential, please keep your gentlemanly form until you reach the last step, as for reaching the last step...... Unleash your beastly form.

"Another bottle of this lucky thing seems to be really effective......"

The beautiful woman behind Xing Yun is also angry, with high heels, a one-piece off-the-shoulder jet-black miniskirt, flat-shouldered chestnut-colored short hair, bright red lips and delicate makeup, in this ambiguous atmosphere, it has the power to provoke the opposite sex.

"Brother Yun, I'll go to the last one~" The red-lipped beauty let out a giggle chuckle, her eyes full of teasing.

Come here~

Xing Yun was made fun, the young man with strong blood was really a little bit of a blow-up.

"I'm so lucky today......"

Cold to the touch, fragrant, hormones exploding.

"Giggle ......"

Xing Yun frowned, not understanding why such laughter suddenly appeared in his ears.

The next moment, he felt that his shoulders seemed to be slimy, and then he saw the bloody mouth of the beautiful woman's flaming red lips on his shoulders through the slightly reflective tiles of the toilet!

Terrifying fangs dripping viscous liquid!

The sticky touch on Xing Yun's shoulders was caused by a large amount of saliva penetrating his clothes.

Flaming red lips?

I'll fuck your uncle!

The original hormonal explosion turned into a panic explosion in an instant.

I'm afraid I'm still sleeping and dreaming, right?!

Do you want to turn your spring dream into a horror dream?

Under the effect of alcohol paralysis, Xing Yun was also a lot bolder, and under a moment of confusion, he instantly squatted to avoid the bite of the bloody basin!

At this time, Xing Yun was very glad that he had exercised all year round, and even more fortunate that the toilet was a structure that was pushed outward!

After bounced up and smashed open the bloody mouth, Xing Yun smashed the toilet door with all his milking strength!

As soon as he came out, he saw everyone who was washing their hands in the toilet turn their heads to look at him.

There's something wrong with this man, right?

Can you break the toilet door when you go to the toilet?

At this time, Xing Yun didn't have the reaction of the passer-by at all, and the first thing he did was to look back at the direction of the toilet door he had knocked open.

I saw the delicate makeup beauty with flaming red lips stepping on her high heels, tidying up her clothes, and slowly walking out.

The flaming red-lipped beauty looked at Xing Yun resentfully, with an evil look.

Vaguely, Xing Yun seemed to see the other party......

Licked your lips?