Chapter 12: This teasing of Naruto is even more of a beautiful thing
Naruto couldn't stand the yin and yang weirdness of this little kid in Ina, and had a big fight with Ina, and learned about Kaisha's story from Dazna and sympathized with Ina, and Naruto trained all night to prove the existence of the hero.
Naruto didn't return all night, and everyone was worried about Naruto when he woke up early in the morning.
Including Ina who quarreled with Naruto, although the little kid has a lot of ideas in his head and has a poisonous mouth on the surface, he is still a child from an ordinary family after all.
"It should be fine...... Kakashi said.
"Teacher, don't go on!" Tsunami hurriedly interrupted Kakashi's words.
"What's wrong?" Kakashi was rather puzzled.
"Don't say that kind of thing when you're not sure, that's what Wegger told me." Tsunami explained.
"Yes, if Kakashi finishes your words just now, then Naruto will be really in danger. There is a high probability that Naruto will encounter an enemy who happens to pass by when he is completely unprepared when he is exhausted from training. The enemy really grinned, and raised his hand to chop Naruto, the stupid boy, with a single sword. Weige added.
"It's ......," Kakashi didn't know for a moment how to refute Weig's remarks.
"If you're worried about Naruto, go out and look for it, why don't you sit here and wait for food?" Wei Ge rolled his eyes, paused and continued, "Oh, oh, it's breakfast time, everyone is indeed waiting for the food." ”
Naruto was still alive and there was nothing dangerous happening, he was found by Sasuke, who took Naruto back to Tsunami's house for breakfast without saying a word.
"You said you also slept in the woods, and you slept in your room, so you didn't bother to take those steps?" After Weige finished breakfast, he suddenly wanted to give Tsunami a shoulder massage, and taunted Naruto.
Tsunami lay on the tatami mat in the hall, and when she was pressed, she let out a comfortable soft hum, and Weig's technique was quite professional and serious.
Weige's mouth couldn't stop: "I was woken up by a person passing by to collect medicine, and I actually recognized the wrong gender of the person, I feel ashamed to hear this, and you are embarrassed to tell everyone." ”
"Is it my fault? People are cute, soft-spoken, and well-dressed, but I don't recognize the wrong gender and the other party bears the main responsibility? Naruto retorted, eating wildly at the same time, apparently starving.
"Cut, I'm still hard-mouthed, but I'm sure I won't recognize the wrong gender." "It was the summer of 2010, when Pai King and Rogues got married, and I had dinner at Beverly Hills in Los Angeles. There was a guy who wanted to get me drunk and tricked me into his room while I was delirious, this guy was a big guy in women's clothing, and he even made a special F cup to attract my attention. Luckily, I was smart enough to see through his disguise at a glance, and I jumped out of the window without even putting on my pants. ”
"Hey, hey, hey, it's time to take off your pants, how embarrassed are you to say that you can see through the disguise on the other side at a glance......" Kakashi couldn't help but answer.
"This ...... I'm drunk, and I say that if you see through at a glance, you can see through at a glance! Wei Ge said stiffly, annoyed and angry, picked up Tsunami and went back to the guest room to continue the massage.
If the next massage is serious or not, no one knows.
Getting used to it, Ina glanced at Naruto and went out to the academy.
Dazna sighed, put a towel around his neck, and went out to the construction site of the bridge.
On the seventh day of his arrival in the Land of Waves, Naruto finally climbed to the top of the tree on his feet, and returned in the evening covered in dust and exhausted.
"Haha, here comes the chicken soup."
As soon as Naruto entered, Weige poured him a bowl of chicken soup that had cooled through.
Weige was in a good mood today, he bought two hens when he was in the market, and he cooked it himself in the evening, and the old hen stewed a big pot full of ginkgo nuts, wolfberries and pecans.
After Kakashi returned from dinner, he heard that this chicken soup had the effect of replenishing qi, blood, yin and kidneys, and he didn't care about his face that had been kept secret for many years, so he took off his mask and showed off to death.
If it weren't for Sasuke's reminder, then this cauldron Kakashi wouldn't have been left for Naruto at all.
Naruto took the soup bowl and drank it all, this kid goes home hungry every day, and if he gets used to it, there will definitely be problems with his stomach.
"Do you understand climbing a tree with your feet?" Weige asked.
"That's for sure, I've made it to the top of a tree! Not to mention, the scenery above is just beautiful, especially when you look down upside down. Naruto laughed, he couldn't hide something he was happy about, he had to share it with others.
Weige took out his notebook and read it to Naruto: "In order to enhance Chakra's ability to control, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura have practiced climbing trees with their feet, and the results of their cultivation are as follows: Sakura mastered the skills of climbing trees in a total of seventeen minutes, Sasuke took less than three days, and you, Naruto Uzumaki, spent a full seven days, and you even stayed up all night to practice!" ”
Naruto's face collapsed all at once.
"As for myself, I also managed to master this technique in five or six minutes." Weige continued.
Weige's mental power and energy sensitivity were placed here, and controlling Chakra was indeed very simple for him. The experience of climbing a tree with his feet reminded him of his first experience using a Green Goblin skateboard.
There is an electromagnetic force field on the Green Goblin skateboard, which attaches the user's feet to the pedals, flying, changing speeds, deploying blades, and dropping pumpkin bombs...... All operations of the Green Goblin skateboard require the user's footsteps and force to change the adsorption force of the electromagnetic force field and realize the human-computer interaction with the skateboard.
The need to use the chakra to create an adsorption force under the feet to avoid the chakra from repulsion, and at the same time to control the power without damaging the tree, is indeed similar to operating the Green Goblin skateboard.
"What? Even Brother Weige, you have just refined the chakra, ......" Naruto was completely shocked, lowered his head, lost his whole personality, and even began to doubt himself.
After an interval of half a minute, Wei Ge continued to speak to Naruto, who had fallen into autism:
"Everyone is good at something different, for example, Naruto, your chakra is more than a hundred times that of others, well, I'm talking about Kakashi, so isn't it reasonable for you to put in a hundred times the effort of others when you control chakra?"
Naruto scratched his face, "I don't know. ”
"You persevered for seven days in exchange for progress, and that's enough, there are very few people like you with great perseverance in the world. As for Brother Weige, I have seen countless strong people, some of them are talented, some have experienced coincidences, but they really have personality charm, will, perseverance, empathy and other virtues throughout their lives, and this kind of few people who exist are worthy of being called protagonists. ”
Naruto's eyes lit up again when he heard Wei Ge's words.
"Let's go wash up and rest."
Weige smiled rather gently.
It's so much fun to tease Naruto, don't care how to damage him, hit him, or taunt him in the front, just add a sentence of positive energy chicken soup for the soul at the end, or praise him casually, and Naruto will immediately recover his fighting spirit and become a hot-blooded fool again.
Don't look at what Wei Ge said just now, Ling Ran, in fact, he made it up casually.
In Earth-23333, strong is strong, who cares whether you rely on mutation or technology, who cares what virtues you have, if you can't beat it, you will be pressed to the ground and step on your head, and the strong will humiliate the weak.
The transcendent class has formed the law of the jungle based on human social civilization, and most of the superheroes and supercriminals have a very low limit.
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Publicly available information:
Fogger's experience with the Green Goblin skateboard was also due to the slaughter.
After being defeated by the slaughter, Gwen Stacy finds her friend Wigg for help, and Wigger and Gwen are slaughtered, destroying half of the street in the course of the battle, and Peter Parker's favorite pizzeria is also destroyed in this battle, and the Italian owner of the pizzeria and his wife die on the spot.
In order to avenge Pisa, 17-year-old Peter Parker puts on the equipment of the Green Goblin-Norman Osborne to participate in the battle (Peter of this universe is not Spider-Man, but a genius boy funded and trained by the Osborne Group).
Regardless of friend or foe, Foger succeeded in seizing a Green Goblin skateboard and selling it back to Norman Osborne for fifteen million dollars after the war.