Chapter 15: Weige's Mouth

"Big Brother Weige should be able to shatter the Ice Mirror with your slash, and Naruto and I will be in charge of covering you. He had to leave the Ice Mirror when he attacked, and the two of us tried to block his attack, so we should be able to escape. Although Sasuke's mentality was a little broken, when he saw Wei Ge appear, he immediately used his brain to think of a battle plan, and the black magatama in his big red eyes turned slowly.

"You did plan it well, but I refused."

"Why?" Naruto was puzzled and looked at Vig, but he couldn't see Vig's expression through the mask.

"First of all, my two knives are going to be sold for money to be eaten by rabbit heads, and if they are cut on the ice and curl the blades or broken, they will lose a lot of money. Secondly, I don't want to deal with this little guy with ice so quickly, and then go and help Kakashi fight that guy who seems to be called no more chop. That's my punishment for the length of Kakashi's hard water fight, I'm clear enough. Weige replied.

"Uh...... Then it's dangerous for us here, Brother Weige, be sober! It's a battle, not a game! Naruto grabbed the corner of Weige's clothes and shook it from side to side, trying to normalize Weige's brain circuitry.

Weige smiled, "But isn't fighting just a game?" As a comic book character, don't take anything seriously. ”

Bai Naturally, who was in the ice mirror, it was difficult to understand Wei Ge's thoughts, but he still decided to attack, starting from the ice mirror, and shooting steel needles at the three people from all directions.

Wei Ge pulled out his double knives and swung out an afterimage, a knife shadow covered the three of them, and the sound of the blade colliding with the steel needle did not subside for a long time.

"Is this the vision above the chakra, seeing through the movement of each needle, the perfect combination of strength, speed, and precision," Sa......suke sighed, his current eyes simply unable to see the trajectory of the knife.

"It's amazing." Naruto suffered a loss of no culture, and usually there are a lot of nonsense thieves, and at this time, the vocabulary is not enough, and it is better to Sasuke, who can't beat a fart with three poles.

The light of the knife dissipated, and the needles were broken in the surrounding area.

White stopped attacking, and the battle entered a stalemate.

"As I said earlier, buddy was still feeding when you used a knife to chop bullets in the face of a dozen automatic rifles." Wei Ge played a beautiful knife flower, and wanted to put the knife into the sheath handsomely, but the scabbard fell on the bridge deck.

If you can't pick it up, it will fall.

I saw Naruto looking at Weige with teary eyes at this time.

"Brother Weige, you are willing to let yourself be injured in order to protect me and Sasuke, you are too gentle!"

Wei Ge looked down, and it turned out that many steel needles were not blocked by Wei Ge, and Wei Ge's whole body was pierced.

It's not as exaggerated as a hedgehog, it's like an orangutan that is teasing a porcupine and has been stabbed in the back with a lot.

It's over, it's gone......

Even Sasuke's eyes slowly turned from reverence to embarrassment.

"Ah, it's okay, I was shot on purpose, my superpower is really self-healing, not to mention that this needle is pierced in the body, even if the other side is despicable and shameless to poison the needle." Wei Ge defended a few words, and hurriedly began to pull out the steel needle on his body.

Shiro, who was hiding in the ice mirror, suddenly came to his senses.

Since you don't want to kill people, you avoid the key points when attacking, causing the opponent to be stabbed all the time and there is room to resist at the same time, so why not quench the anesthetic medicine on the needle.

If Shiro had thought of this before, Sasuke and Naruto would have fallen a long time ago, and Shiro would have been able to help deal with Kakashi again, or directly attack the mission target Dazna, and there would not be so many things.

"Mr. Zai Bu didn't lie to me, you can only learn things in real battles." Bai said softly, and at the same time frantically thinking of a way to break the game in his mind, the consumption of the magic mirror ice crystal technique is too great, and now the long-range attack seems to be completely useless, and it is a matter of time before it is dragged down and lost, and this strange man with a black and red mask seems to want to drag it all the time.

Wei Ge was still explaining after pulling out the needles on his body: "I was really shot by these needles on purpose, I am a little masochistic, otherwise you cut off one of my arms and try to see how soon I can recover." ”

In the face of Weige's kind invitation, Naruto Sasuke shook his head in unison.

The picture in Weige's mouth is enough to stimulate the brain alone.

Seeing that the two children had no interest in trying, Weige was a little disappointed, and changed the subject and said, "You see, the fog has thickened, and that Kakashi guy has finally started working." ”

At the mention of Kakashi, Naruto Sasuke had a look of worry on his face, but Weige was unwilling to support them and couldn't help it.

"Don't look at me like that, what's wrong with me, Kakashi." Weige scratched his mask and said with some embarrassment, "I really can't stand your eyes like this, so I'll help Kakashi a little." ”

"How can I help that?" Naruto immediately asked.

"Provide all kinds of help except for practical actions, such as verbal assistance." Weig learned this behavior from S.H.I.E.L.D., and the point is that it is really effective in most cases.

"What's the use of that!"

"Don't underestimate verbal assistance, you won't be a leader in the future." Wei Ge gathered his breath and shouted into the thick fog:

"Don't cut it again, that guy with a big knife."

"I heard that your kid eats by assassination, so isn't it pure brain disease when you take a big knife the size of a door panel?"

"Listen to the advice of my buddy, such a big knife has a very deep doorway to use, let's not talk about whether it is good or not, the main buddy is afraid that you can't afford it."

"I know a friend, just like you, whose knife is longer than his own body, and as wide as the door panel, not to mention the weight. How miserable is this friend of mine? Since he was a child, he was pouted by bad people, and finally met the organization to contain him, but the whole organization was sacrificed by a traitor, lost a hand and an eye, his wife was stabbed by a traitor, became demented, and the child was born prematurely and was contaminated. In this way, he still has to fight with a group of monsters who are similar to gods, do you say miserable? ”

"You see, although I don't know your story, I guess you are also in bad shape, why? You're not holding the right knife! This knife is too restrained to your life, it's not suitable, why don't you take it to me and sell scrap iron, you see buddy is reasonable, right? ”

Weige's series of little stories is not nonsense.

As the owner of the succubus aura, in addition to being able to eat soft rice with this hand, he can also make Weige become the brightest cub in the crowd at any time, and even the voice can force others to listen to it.

The effect of this aura gradually diminishes with the duration of contact with Wigger.

In other words, Kakashi may only be slightly uncomfortable when he listens to Waige's words, and he starts to get upset when he doesn't listen to it anymore.

This is the correct way to open the mouth.

Like Kakashi, before the start of the war and no more than to cut each other's mouths for 800 sentences, plus live commentary on the battle between Sasuke and Shiro, in addition to exposing information, there is no use for fart, okay!

Wei Ge didn't expect that his mouth retreat mental pollution attack would not only upset Zai Bu Chop, but also cause other effects.

If you don't cut the peach land, the top assassination ninja in Wuyin Village, the famous stunt is a silent assassination technique.

After the Fog Concealment technique has created extremely poor vision conditions, Zai Bu Slash can judge the enemy's position and movement based on his voice alone, and then launch an attack.

With hearing comparable to radar, good health, and no blindness, if this is not cut in Weige's hometown, Daredevil-Matt Murdoch is estimated to retire on the spot and concentrate on the promising job of a lawyer.

Now that he didn't cut his ears, his ears were full of Weige's voice circulating, and it was difficult to distinguish Kakashi's specific actions, and it was difficult to launch an attack for a while.

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Publicly available information:

On Earth-23333, Weg is a loyal reader of the manga "Legend of the Sword Wind", and the tragic Greatsword Warrior is the protagonist of this work, Gus.

Kentaro Miura, the author of the manga, eats Ma Ma Xiang and is in good health, without any diseases.