Chapter 17: Two Psychoses
It is difficult to describe the scene on the bridge when the tiger enters the flock.
If you have to describe it, it is a space battleship that has entered the Iberian black pig breeding base.
When Wei Ge hacked down one-fifth of the opponent's manpower, the morale of the rabble completely collapsed.
The blade passed through Wei Ge's arm, but before the blood could spurt out and the break separated, the hand holding the knife healed completely, and then used the knife to chop the nearest unlucky egg.
In the face of a monster like Weige and wantonly slaughtering his companions, it was not too much for a few of Cardo's subordinates to be scared to death on the spot.
Wei Ge killed happily, saw that the other party was about to flee, laughed wildly and killed to the side of the bridge, stood on the handrail of the bridge, and saw who was about to jump off the bridge and escape, so he rushed over and hacked to death.
A group of people surrounded a group of people on the bridge deck.
Weige's mouth never stopped:
"Didn't your mother teach you? Life is such a precious thing, but in the comics, you can die casually, as long as someone finds a way to resurrect you, do you know anyone who has this ability? Have it? If so, let me introduce a few. If you die for others, you will die, this is the law of conservation of life, well, you need to abide by this law, but I don't need to ......"
"Oh, I've killed a lot of people, and I feel guilty, and I blame you! Anyway, are any of you religious? Have you ever heard of the Flying Tmall Cat Sect? I am the red-robed nun in the church, let me read a eulogy to you: the Lord who created all things in the universe, the big orange cat who gives life and breath, and the little milk cat who saves the soul of mankind, we thank you, we praise you...... Meow Gate ......"
"If you don't believe in the words of the Flying Lynx Cat Sect, you always believe in Buddhism, I also have a part-time job in Buddhism, and I am the Atomic Buddha...... There is no Gatling Bodhisattva's disciple in the Seat, so I'll chant a sutra for you...... Uh, I forgot, Hindi is so hard to learn! I didn't learn ......."
"Surrender? Don't surrender! Stand up, don't kneel! I came to this bridge for three things: to cut people! Slash people! It's still a special hack! I've got three minutes left to hack you all to death! More than these three minutes my master will be punished by the death of my master, hehehe, the master's punishment, hehehe...... Cry? Crying counts as time! ”
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my other personalities came out to make trouble just now, I'm really embarrassed to scare you, why don't you slash me a few times to get angry? Don't be afraid, if I don't resist, I just feel sorry for you, and it's useless to cut me......"
Stumps and severed arms covered the entire bridge deck, and the blood stained the mist red.
Cardo ordered all those who rushed towards Weige to be killed, and Weige knelt in the center of the corpse.
All that was left on the bridge deck was the sound of Weige's breathing.
Beneath the mask, Weige laughed silently, but no one could see his expression.
Some people put on masks and took off their masks.
Even ninjas like Kakashi and Zai Bu Slash, whose hands were stained with countless amounts of blood, were shocked by Waige's madness, and wanted to say something but didn't make a sound.
Naruto and Sakura had never seen such a hell of flesh and blood, lying on the edge of the bridge and almost vomiting bile.
Sasuke and Shiro could still hold back, but their bodies were shaking.
Dazna, an ordinary old man, seems to have seen the world more, staring at Weige and still being able to speak:
"It's too dangerous! It's too dangerous! Our family is just ordinary farmers and craftsmen, how can we have anything to do with him? But what if you ask Tsunami to cut ties with him, and he goes crazy......"
"What about Cardo? What about Cardo? Wei Ge staggered to his feet, "Did you abandon your subordinates and escape?" Well, escaped, but not completely. ”
In the boat under the bridge, Cardo kneeled tremblingly in the cabin, surrounded by the bodies of the last of his men who had fled to the ship.
"Alright, Mr. Cardo, your last hope of escape is gone, and now you can only rely on our business relationship. The only one who can save your life is us, or rather, only money. ”
The tall figure who called himself Kakudu shook his hand, pulled out the black thread created by the secret art of Earth Resentment from several corpses, sat on the soft sofa in the cabin, fiddled with his fingers and calculated:
"Konoha technician, the copy ninja writing wheel eye Kakashi who has copied thousands of ninjutsu, he has a lot of enemies, and the price of the head in the underground gold exchange is worth thirty-five million taels, and that writing wheel eye can be sold separately."
"Fog Hidden Ghost Man, Peach Field, who has assassinated four generations of Mizukage, has no enemies again, although there is no market price, but that decapitating knife is one of the seven knives of Fog Hide, and I think Fog Hide is willing to pay a lot of money to recycle it."
"That immortal of unknown origin, the new god in Fei Duan's mouth, I'll count it as fifty million taels, anyway, Fei Duan persuaded me like this."
"To save your dog's life in front of this group of masters, I want you 150 million taels too much, right? Fifty million as a deposit needs to be paid in cash, in addition to the twenty million or so coins in the ship, you still owe me thirty million. Plus the remaining 100 million, you can get it together in a week, either with a silver ticket or cash. If the money is not enough, even if it is only one or two, it makes sense for me to kill your whole family in turn. ”
Cardo, who was kneeling on the ground, raised his head slightly with sweat, and at this time he actually wanted to save a little money: "Well, this ninja-sama, the guys on the bridge have consumed their physical strength because of the battle, shouldn't there be some discounts on this price." ”
Kado's forehead with his finger was touched: "What I said is the final decision, and I dare to say such things at this juncture, which makes me appreciate you a little, and I have the idea of killing you now." ”
Cardo buried his head down, this ninja named Kakuto was full of money business, and his life was definitely not in danger until the money was in hand.
But how to get out after paying the money, this needs to be carefully considered.
"The battle of your ninjas is really ink, wave after wave, can't you go together first, and then fight after the fight, or will they all be killed by me in the underworld and then go to divide the pot?" Weige said helplessly.
He was about to jump off the bridge to chase Cardo when a silver-haired man with a scythe jumped from the boat onto the bridge and landed on the opposite side of Weig.
"You can't be wrong with this feeling, and this behavior proves that you have come, it is you, Shingod, let me know your name."
Wei Ge looked the man in front of him up and down with admiration, and said, "The classic combination of black and red is quite aesthetically pleasing and beautiful!" The cut and materials used in the clothes can also be seen to be carefully made, where did the clothes come from? Send me the link. ”
"Shingod, tell me your name!" The man asked stubbornly.
"You tell me where to buy this dress first, whether it can be customized, and I will make my own design draft." Weige opened his mouth and threw the problem into an endless loop.
"Tell me your name! I want to pray to God and tell Him about your existence! Then I can kill you and complete the festival! ”
"I'm really convinced, I'm mentally ill......" Wei Ge covered his face helplessly, "Fortunately, I'm a mentally ill person who was discharged from the hospital, and my level is ...... higher than you"
"You say your name!" The man was still stubbornly asking.
"What are you yelling at so loudly?" Weige shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, "Detective Pikachu, my name is this, are you satisfied?" ”
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Publicly available information:
In Earth-23333, Disney went bankrupt in 2014, and Nintendo managed to squeeze into the six major Hollywood studios, and in the following four years, it released 1 to 6 films of "Detective Pikachu".
Weige likes this series of movies very much, and as one of Weige's girlfriends, Emma, the White Queen, even found an opportunity to take a stake in Nintendo and arranged for Weige to join the group to play tricks.
In the end, because Wei Ge was too handsome and his acting skills were extremely poor, all the participating pictures were not cut into the feature film.