Chapter 34: The Forest of Death
In the end, Hongdou still didn't listen to Weige's suggestion and walked into the examination room through the main entrance.
The two of them were outside the building, looked at the window on the third floor, ran a few times, jumped high, smashed the window, earned into the examination room, and landed on the podium.
Ibixi, who had just poured chicken soup for the souls on the podium for the examinees, was speechless.
"What's the situation?"
"What's going on?"
"I got pierced by the glass! Is this the latest way to use ninja equipment? ”
The candidates under the podium were still unaware of the situation, thinking that an enemy had rushed in.
"The first exam is over, but don't be too happy!" The red bean posed, and the hem of the big windbreaker on his body moved without wind.
"The second exam is waiting for you!" Weige who shook the trench coat for the red beans.
"To prevent the destruction of the world!" Red Bean shouted out the lines that Weige had taught her.
"To protect the peace of the world!" Weige successfully took over the play.
"Carry out love and true evil!"
"Cute and charming villains!"
"Mitarai red beans!"
"Weige!"
"We are the second exam proctor in the galaxy!"
"White hole! A white tomorrow awaits us! ”
After saying the lines, Wei Ge hurriedly squatted in front of the red bean and raised one hand to make a beckoning cat action: "That's it!" Meow! ”
The audience was embarrassed.
"That's ...... Big Brother Weige! Sakura exclaimed when she saw Weige on stage.
Sasuke remained silent.
Naruto, a guy with straight brain circuits, burst into laughter on the spot: "Hahahahaha! How could you say such a mentally retarded line! Hahahaha! Huh! It's Big Brother Weige! It's something he can do! ”
Weige instantly came to Naruto's side, punched him in the head, and then returned to Azuki.
Hongdou whispered to Weige: "Hey, what's the matter with your last sentence?" And with a meow! It's different from when I spoke to the lines before! The momentum collapsed all at once! ”
"Well, I'm paying tribute to Hello-Kitty." Weige classic quibble.
Hongdou rolled his eyes, faced the candidates, and said with a full heart: "Come with me!" ”
The audience was still silent, only Naruto was holding his head and screaming in pain.
"Nobody pays attention to you!" Ibiki stabbed Red Bean's heart hard.
"78 people." Hongdou silently glanced at the candidates in the audience, and said to Ibixi: "Ibixi, why are there 26 teams left?" You've made it too easy. ”
"The strength of this class of candidates is very strong." Ibiki explained.
"Okay...... "Okay," Hongdou snorted, "Look at me, at least reduce the number of people to half." ”
As soon as these words came out, most of the candidates in the audience became nervous.
Walking to the Forest of Death, it was already three o'clock in the afternoon.
The huge woods of the Forest of Death looked at it from a distance, a large dark green shadow, eerie, and ordinary people would shed cold sweat just by looking at it, sighing at the horror of the Forest of Death.
"It's so scary here......" Sakura said directly.
Weige's eyelids jumped, you are the protagonist of the plane in my opinion! How can it be exactly the same as ordinary people's thoughts!
"You'll soon find out why this place is called the Forest of Death...... "Red Bean deliberately scares the candidates.
Naruto's reincarnation twisted his ass, imitated the red bean, copied what the red bean had just said, and then pointed at the red bean: "Who are you scaring about!" Ghosts are afraid! ”
"I'm so motivated!"
Red Bean was so angry that he raised his hand and cut Naruto's cheek with a kunai, and instantly moved behind Naruto.
"Like you, I'll be the first to bleed my favorite blood, Death." Red Bean squinted and smiled.
Originally, Azuki wanted to stick out her tongue and lick the blood flowing from Naruto's face, but she thought that she was still 6-9 with Weige before going to the first examination room, and she didn't have time to rinse her mouth, so she didn't lick it.
A Kushinobi wearing a hat quietly came to the back of Red Bean, and the thief's tongue wrapped around Kunai and sent it to Red Bean.
The tongue was pressed against the red bean with kunai.
"It's hard ...... you," Kusa Shinobu said to Red Bean.
"It's such a disgusting long tongue that doesn't do anything other than to lick your own Puxi." Weige commented and asked, "How can I speak clearly with my tongue outstretched?" Abba Abba Abaa ......"
Weige stuck out his tongue and realized that he couldn't do it.
Red Bean and Kusa Ren said a few more harsh words to each other, and Kusa Shinobu returned to the candidates' team.
After going through this incident, Naruto was a little more honest.
Candidates will be introduced to the rules of the exam.
A team can receive a scroll, the scroll is divided into two kinds of heaven and earth, the team needs to carry the two scrolls within five days, and the personnel will arrive at the tower in the center of the forest neatly, so that they can pass the exam.
To receive the scroll, you need to sign a consent form, even if you enter the Forest of Death, no matter whether you are dead or injured, Konoha will not be held responsible.
Weige began to collect the consent form and distribute the scrolls.
The candidates who got the scrolls gathered at the entrance of the Death Forest, and Red Bean glanced at his watch, and said to the candidates at half past three.
"The second exam of the Zhongnin selection exam, start now!"
The various candidate teams formed a formation and set off for the tower.
Weige and Red Bean leisurely walked to the bench next to the entrance, and it was time to fish again!
"Ah...... It's going to be here for five days in a row, but it's a pity, the Forest of Death is full of people now, otherwise...... Hey hey ......"
Red Bean smiled like an idiot and slid her hand from Weige's waist to her ass.
"Then again, will any of the candidates find our tent?" Wei Ge replied with the same technique as the red bean.
"I guess so." Hongdou remembered the messy traces in the tent, and actually blushed, and said, "Fortunately, no one knows that it is our tent, otherwise it would be a shame." ”
"But you forgot the words 'Mitarai Red Bean and Weige's Hut' written on the tent?" Wei Ge said casually.
"What? Is there such a thing? Hongdou, a natural nerd, only suspected that his memory was wrong, and knocked on the door of his head with his hand.
"It's okay, anyway, you have a bad relationship, and you don't have many friends in the village, so what if the rumors spread? You and I are frank, and we don't need to care about other people's eyes at all. ”
"yes." Red beans were easily persuaded in this way.
The screams in the forest were heard not far away, but there was no live broadcast in sight, and Weige and Hongdou were obviously not interested.
Hongdou asked the invigilator to run errands to buy meatballs in the village, but she hadn't eaten them for many days, and she was really hungry.
Idle is also idle, Wei Ge flipped through the candidates' information, and analyzed the situation of the Zhongnin exam with Hongdou.
"Inuzuka Ya, Oil Girl Shino, Hinata Hinata, this is a red student, right?" Wei Ge picked up a piece of information and said.
"Well, I'm very optimistic that they can pass the second exam, and it's definitely not because of my relationship with Red." Azuki nodded.
"Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru, and Akido Dingji, these three little guys are what you call the Pig Deer Butterfly Squad, right?"
"Yes, but I don't think they can pass, this generation of Pig Deer Butterfly is very bad, not to mention that the Shinobi who leads the team is still that bad guy from Asma!"
"Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, their team should also be able to advance steadily."
"Don't be blindly optimistic about them just because you have a relationship with them! Didn't you see how I scared Naruto just now? ”
"Little Red Bean, your double-standard behavior will be posted on Twitter if we put it......"
"Huh? Didn't you say that Twitter is for watching astringent things? And this kind of function? ”
"I actually prefer to watch astringency on OnlyFans."
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