Chapter 82 Who put the arrows
"Who is Mr. Pan? My surname is Jin, and now I follow my husband's surname, called Wu Jin, don't call me Teacher Pan, I always feel that your surname is full of malice when it is added to my head. Wu Jin interrupted Lu Rendao.
"Oh, sister-in-law, I'm sorry, I promise that next time, I won't provoke Wu Erniu first, I promise!" Lu Ren put away the hippie smile and said seriously.
"I'll believe you again, you can remember your promise, and next time don't blame me for being unkind!" After Wu Jinshi finished speaking, he turned around and went to take care of the crying child.
"I don't think you look like a wicked person who likes to find trouble, do you? Why did you humiliate that Wu Erniu again and again? The old lady wondered.
Lu Ren sighed, "Alas. Just because of his life name, height and style, how much like a hero in my mind when I was a child. ”
"If you are like a hero in your mind, why do you still humiliate him? Shouldn't it be respectful? The old lady said curiously.
"Who told him to tease me when I entered the store? I'm also a temperamental person! Lu Ren said arrogantly.
"Let's talk about it," At this time, he was also listening attentively, why Lu Ren always aimed at his uncle's Wu Jin clan, and heard Lu Ren's words insincerely.
So he said gently, "Just tell me the story of the hero in your mind." ”
Lu Ren smiled, "Forget it, forget it, let's listen to your story, grandma, what happened to you before you finished speaking." Let's tell our grandmother about it, and my sister-in-law will bring me a plate of peanuts and listen to the story to eat. ”
"As long as you don't think I'm long-winded, then I'll tell you about my family's routines." The old grandmother is also a sensible person, knowing that Lu Ren didn't want to say it, so she continued to talk about her own trivial matters, dispelling Lu Ren's sentimentality.
Lu Ren ate the peanuts brought by Wu Jin's and listened to the grandmother talk about her glorious past.
It turned out that my grandmother's surname was Wang, and she was a local, and at the beginning, she also had a dream of cultivating immortals, but unfortunately she didn't have that qualification, so she married the local farmer Li family, who also had no qualifications for cultivating immortals, and changed her name to Li Wang.
When his wife died two years ago, he also gave birth to three boys, one girl and four children for the Li family. The child is also considered filial piety, and it is good for Li Wang's family, so that Li Wang's family can enjoy his old age in peace.
Li Wang's eldest son is also fifty and three this year. The eldest son's grandchildren have also reached the age of dancing spoons.
It's the youngest son who makes people unhappy. At that time, after the marriage of the first two eldest ones, there was not much money left, and it was not until the youngest son was twenty-four or five years old that he married his daughter-in-law.
can marry a daughter-in-law, troubles also followed, they have been married for more than ten years, and the little daughter-in-law's stomach has not moved, and the family has quarreled over this matter.
It may be that God is pitiful, God opens his eyes, last year, the Shangqing sect recruited new disciples to get started, and the little daughter-in-law subsidized the family, so she went to sell some melons and fruits to eat or something, who knew that it was too crowded when she started to go up the mountain to test, and she squeezed her daughter-in-law and went up the mountain.
Not long after the little daughter-in-law came back, she had a fertility reaction, and she looked for a doctor to check, and she was really pregnant, which made the whole family happy, especially the youngest son, who cried with joy and couldn't help himself.
The family did not quarrel and quarrel and get angry, pay in every way, be careful, and finally gave birth to a boy, and gave birth to the youngest son's snot bubbles.
No, today is the day of burning for 100 days, in the early morning the whole family went to Dengxian Peak to repay their wishes, leaving Li Wang's legs and feet inconvenient and did not go, this is past lunch, the whole family has not come back, the old lady is hungry and can't do it, I want to go out to buy two baked cake mats, and then I was unlucky, and met Lu Ren, who wanted to do good deeds.
Lu Ren, who said this, blushed again, turned around, and felt that the old lady's little daughter-in-law was so familiar, and when she first climbed the mountain, she seemed to have encountered it, so Lu Ren said tentatively, "Then I will also tell grandma a story." ”
When Li Wangshi talked about the middle of the road, the dumplings were served on the table, and Li Wangshi, who was happy to eat, smiled and said that Lu Ren was not polite, and he started talking directly.
"Once upon a time, there was an extremely powerful hunter, hunting in the mountains, although he was an ordinary person without cultivation, but when he hunted, he never missed, and this time he went out, but forgot to bring arrows, to the mountains, suddenly a tiger pounced on him, he panicked, pulled the bow and shot, the tiger was still hit by the arrow, and died in response."
"This is impossible, you also said that he is just an ordinary person, and he is not a martial artist, or an immortal cultivator, he has not brought arrows yet, unless it is a tiger shot by someone else!" Wu Erniu, who was also eavesdropping, couldn't help but argue.
"Yes, it's possible that someone else is doing you a favor!" Saying that, Lu Ren squinted at Wu Jin, who was also eavesdropping.
Wu Jin took a sip and said angrily, "What are you talking nonsense? Who are the insinuations? I am a posthumous child, before my man left, he drank Chinese medicine every day to recuperate, and I only had a posthumous child, don't talk nonsense, ruin my reputation! ”
"Yes, my youngest son is also drinking Chinese medicine every day to recuperate, and my little daughter-in-law is pregnant, you dare to talk nonsense, the old body is definitely the first to finish with you!"
Li Wang's heart is like a mirror, why don't you know, but can you talk nonsense about this matter? Do you want to be a human being in the future? can only bite to death is his youngest son's species, Lu Ren is talking nonsense.
"Yes, yes, the kid is just telling a story, it's not interesting, don't blame the two, there's really nothing else." Lu Ren said with a smile.
"I'm my man's posthumous son, real posthumous son! You are not allowed to tell this so-called broken story in the future, do you hear? Wu Jin was so angry that he was about to cry and said.
What kind of mess are you always making trouble, don't you really know what your little daughter-in-law is? Can it be the same with me? It's all lively, I'm angry!
Leaving Wu Erniu alone, I don't know why.
"Yes, yes, the kid lost his words, sister-in-law, don't blame sister-in-law, sister-in-law, don't blame sister-in-law, promise not to tell this story nonsense in the future, where do you listen to it today, promise not to commit it again in the future, sister-in-law, what do you think?" Lu Ren stood up and bowed and swore.
"What you say, I will believe you one last time, there are many rights and wrongs in front of the widow's door, don't open your mouth in the future!" Wu Jin stood up and said solemnly.
At this time, Wu Erniu reacted to what was going on, this was Lu Ren secretly humiliating his sister-in-law, his own gains and losses, just endure it, and his sister-in-law's affairs must not be endured!
With a sound of 'Teng', Wu Erniu, who was surging with qi and blood, stood up, turned around and went to the back kitchen to get a knife, and wanted to fight Lu Ren for his life.
At this time, Li Wang, who was sitting in front of the window, saw a figure running in the distance, like his own eldest grandson, and waited for the figure to run closer, and took a look, it was true, so Li Wangshi stretched out his head and shouted loudly.
"Eldest grandson, why are you running in such a hurry? What about your father, uncles, and brothers? ”
When the eldest grandson of Wang Li heard the shouting, he saw his grandmother, so he rushed forward, "Grandma, why are you here?" ”
"Yikes! Why do you have blood on your body? Didn't you go up to the Immortal Peak and still want to go? How can you have blood on your body? Li Wangshi asked anxiously when he saw the color hanging on his eldest grandson.
"At first, it was fine to go up the mountain, but when I went down the mountain to go home, a wild beast rushed out of nowhere and attacked us, I took advantage of the chaos to run back, ready to go to the county government to move the rescue soldiers to rescue my father, uncle and brothers, grandma, you go home first, I have to move the rescuers, rescue them." After saying that, he was going to run to the county office. …………