Chapter 88 Jump over the wall and eat barbecue.
"Oh, do you hear that? Quest mechanics, you'd better explain it to me. Lu Ren asked, but the mission mechanism ignored him at all.
After a while, Lu Ren, who didn't see any movement, shouted again, the task mechanism still didn't respond to him, and Lu Ren, who couldn't get angry, began to scold his mother, but no matter how he scolded, no one paid attention to him. The more I scolded, the more angry I became, as if I was sick.
Fortunately, there is no one else around, otherwise not to mention children, even adults, will be frightened by his crazy appearance, and they must find a way to get in touch, and they must send him in if they are not a normal human research institute.
The mouth of the scolding was dry, and Lu Ren, who was exhausted, sat on the ground and gasped, he had to wait until he had rested well and recovered his strength, and then continued to scold, if he didn't scold the task mechanism, he would not give up!
"Why don't you put it on and try it out? Maybe it's just the attributes that come with the equipment, and it's not for you? The system said tentatively.
Mainly because he was baptized by Lu Ren's swearing, he was polluted enough, and he really didn't want to listen to Lu Ren's toss, so he said tentatively.
"Yes, with my IQ, it is definitely more than two hundred away, and I don't need this attribute at all, I almost forgot that this equipment has its own attributes." Lu Ren, who felt that he had reacted, decided to follow the advice of the system, so he clicked on it.
"I'll just say that I have a high IQ, and I don't see me getting smarter when I wear this equipment? It's still the same as before, a witty beep, it seems, this is the attribute that comes with the equipment, and I don't need it at all, okay! ”
Lu Ren, who felt that he could beep his own cow, crossed his hands on his waist and looked around at him.
And the system didn't say anything in his heart, he felt that it might be that Lu Ren's IQ was too low, and with this bit of intelligence, it couldn't improve the effect at all, so there was no reaction.
In order not to let Lu Ren turn into a swear talk watering can, the system cleverly chose not to say anything.
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"I didn't expect it, I'm back again!"
After dealing with the temporary task, Lu Ren, who returned to Linqing City, jumped into the courtyard where the uncle and sister-in-law of the Wujin clan now lived, and Lu Ren, who had successfully startled the two, said happily.
"Big brother, why did you pop up again? Anyway, this is our private compound, how did you find it! For some reason, Wu Erniu, who was annoyed by Lu Ren, said angrily.
"That's not easy, just find an acquaintance and ask, won't you find it?" Lu Ren said indifferently with a small expression on his face.
"Acquaintances? What acquaintances do you have here? Wu Erniu muttered to himself puzzled.
"Oh, it must be the gossip princess who took your money from you, right?"
Wu Erniu, who felt the insight and perceived the truth, said affirmatively. "This princess, she still really dares to make any money, it seems that she really wants to be taught a lesson!"
Wu Erniu said hatefully, he actually betrayed his place of residence to such an annoying thing, Wu Erniu didn't teach Wang Po a lesson, and he felt that he couldn't swallow this breath.
"What acquaintance? You heard me wrong, I'm talking ...... It's a passerby, yes, a passer-by! Lu Ren said with a haha.
How can you sell such a well-informed person, who can get news by giving money, lurking in all streets and alleys, everywhere, and knowing everything?
Besides, which aunt can resist the lessons of people like Wu Erniu? Don't let your aunt live?
Even if a strong man like Wu Erniu makes a measured move, but after being beaten severely, Lu Ren wants to buy intelligence from this kind of intelligence officer, it is useless, who will sell the intelligence to a person who will betray you when he turns his head?
Even if it will be sold, the value is definitely not as cheap as it is now!
In order to be friendly and cooperative in the future, Lu Ren decided to fool Wu Erniu.
"Aren't you Lu Ren?"
Wu Erniu had a stupid expression on his face, and looked at Lu Ren faintly, "Do you want to inquire about the news from yourself?" ”
"The passerby I'm talking about is a passerby, not Lu Ren named Lu Ren!" Lu Ren, who felt offended by his name, turned around silently and squatted in the corner to draw circles.
"But what are you doing here?" Wu Erniu, who felt that he had lost his words, changed the topic embarrassedly.
"I'm here for dinner!" Lu Ren, who was full of vitality in an instant, turned around and stood up and said.
"We're all closed, not to mention that this is where we live, and it's not open to the public." Wu Erniu asked confusedly. Who are these people, did they pretend to be depressed and deceive people before?
"That's right! It was because I went to your shop and saw that you were closed when I was ready to eat, so I looked for Wang...... Looking for passers-by, asking for your address, and coming in over the wall, just to surprise you. ”
"What's going on? I was impressed! Lu Ren said with a smile.
I don't know why, Wu Erniu's uncle and sister-in-law feel full of slots, and they don't know where to start first.
"So, you've just been exposed, the culprit who betrayed our address!" Wu Erniu saw through the truth and said.
"No surprises, only fright!" Wu Jinshi said seriously with a frightened expression on his face.
"We don't want to see you!" The two said in unison. After the two finished speaking, they both laughed because of their tacit understanding.
"Okay, okay, don't be so ruthless, it's all here, I want to eat barbecue today, you guys can cook!" Lu Ren said cheekily.
The uncle and sister-in-law glanced at each other, and they were really defeated by Lu Ren.
I've never seen such a brazen person!
"What is barbecue? Haven't seen it. We don't have any barbecue here! Wu Jin said helplessly.
"Don't you know about the barbecue? It's really insightful! Lu Ren said disdainfully.
"Just put the meat on the fire and cook it, sprinkle it with seasonings and eat it!"
The faces of the uncle and sister-in-law were bruised, and they had never seen anyone who broke into someone else's house, asked others to cook, and despised others because others couldn't do it.
"We don't have meat, we don't have charcoal, we can't roast!" I love to laugh at Wu Jin, and I don't say angrily.
"I knew you didn't, so I took them all!" Lu Ren said casually.
Immediately after that, he took out charcoal, stove, wolf corpse, spices and other items from the storage bag and placed them in the open space of the Wujin family's courtyard.
The uncle and sister-in-law who watched it, what kind of development is this, bringing their own ingredients and items, and they have to break into other people's homes to open a barbecue?
Why, I just can't understand the brain circuits of this thing?
"What are you doing? Go get rid of the wolf meat? I've got all the ingredients ready, do you want me to do it? Is that how you treat your guests? No etiquette at all! Lu Ren said politely.
We don't want to receive you like this, and you break in on your own, the so-called guest!
Wu Jin glanced at Wu Erniu, and his eyes conveyed, why don't you just pull out your sword and fight with him, uncle?
Wu Erniu glanced back, I can't beat it, otherwise I would have done it earlier!
Wu Jin glanced back again, or forget it? Heroes don't suffer immediate losses!
When Wu Erniu returns, then listen to his sister-in-law.
"Okay, hurry up, don't look at it, you both don't have flowers on your faces. Let's deal with the wolf meat first, I can't wait! Lu Ren interrupted unceremoniously.
decided to listen to his sister-in-law's words, be a man who can stretch and contract, and be a gentleman who is not too late to take revenge for ten years, Wu Erniu endured this evil breath and waited until later!