Chapter 90 The eunuchs were happy to shop
"Do you know that the relationship between uncle and sister-in-law is very serious, and there is no room for frolicking and joking?"
I don't know why, in just one day, it can be regarded as understanding Lu Ren's level of cheapness, and you will lose when it comes to it, not to mention that for the two of them, it is no less than the grace of recreation, so Wu Jin asked with interest.
"Huh? Is it? Lu Ren touched the back of his head and smiled heartily.
"Isn't it to see you worship me, again and again, endlessly, didn't I tell a joke, divert the atmosphere, and save you from worshipping again? I'm not comfortable worshipping. ”
"Then you're just going to say no?" Wu Er Niu snorted angrily. I've never seen anyone who uses this method to stop people from thanking.
It's the only one, and there is no semicolon.
"Shall I say you listen?" Lu Ren asked rhetorically.
The two pondered for a while, too, this kind of reinvention of the great virtue, I will definitely not be so hasty, not to mention kneeling and nine knocks, not to mention a few more bows, will look like a white-eyed wolf who does not know what to do, wolf heart and dog lungs, and can't be fed.
But the two of them always felt that this method was as uncomfortable as watching themselves eat flies raw.
"Don't you want to read another one? The effect is the same, let's say okay first, just forgive me one thing after reading it. Lu Ren said with a smile.
"What's the matter?" The uncle and sister-in-law asked in confusion, they haven't met before, what is it that is worth exchanging for two priceless secret books?
Wu Erniu felt that even if he sold his life, it was not worth one of them.
"You two will take a look first." Lu Ren didn't answer, and said with a smile.
Wu Erniu, who was puzzled, and Wu Jin, who had already coaxed the child to sleep, took advantage of the fire to read the second secret book [Chasing Thief Footwork].
This secret is also the same concise and straightforward to the essence of martial arts, so that after Wu Erniu read it, he completely stabilized his cultivation and officially became a beginner martial arts master.
It also made it possible for the Wu Jin clan, who had not cultivated, to wash the essence and cut the marrow, and to step into martial arts.
The two came back to their senses after reading the secret book, glanced at each other, and thanked Lu Ren again.
"Three worships......" Lu Ren was about to sing again, but the uncle and sister-in-law couldn't go on.
Thank you for this kindness!
"Don't worship, I've put up with you for a long time, if it weren't for the two of you to protect the Dharma, I'm afraid that you will go mad, I would have run away a long time ago, both of you stink to death, why don't you hurry up and wash it!" Lu Ren pinched his nose and said.
The two sniffed lightly and almost vomited, and Wu Jin, who was smelly, hurriedly confessed and went to clean himself up, leaving Wu Erniu, who was also new to the congenital and filled with a strange smell, and accompanied Lu Ren with a slightly thicker skin.
"I don't know what Brother Lu asked my uncle and sister-in-law to forgive you?" Wu Erniu bowed his hand, since Lu Ren didn't like to worship him, Wu Erniu bowed his hand to show politeness and gratitude.
"What? You don't have you in the smelly room, right? Hurry up and get out, don't affect my eating here, good food, let the two of you lose your appetite! Lu Ren said politely.
"Wait until the two of you clean up, calm down, and be prepared."
Didn't you have to let my uncle and sister-in-law read the secret now? Now that the two of me have a stinky smell and an ugly appearance, they are complaining about the two of us, how can this be reasonable?
Wu Erniu left sullenly, and also returned to his room to clean up his hygiene problems.
After the two left, Lu Ren ate two more bites of wolf meat, and felt that it was tasteless to eat alone, so he climbed over the wall.
If you don't go through the door, you are going over the wall, so individual!
Now is the time of the beginning of the moon, in this era of simple folk customs, no electricity, and light by candles, it will still be open during this time period, only those under the age of nineteen are not allowed to know, let alone enter.
That's right, that's right, Lu Ren is ready to go to see and see, let the other world operate legally, attract people of insight, and the majority of wolf friends like the Qinglou, and then go to drink a few glasses of flower wine.
"If you don't go to the Qinglou, what's the difference between that and coming to be a eunuch?" Lu Ren muttered as he walked.
Although Linqing City can legally operate these gray industries, it is not allowed to fly at night, although there is no curfew, and it is also forbidden to empty at night, just to prevent thieves who always haunt at night from causing trouble. So Lu Ren, who is a good baby, walked over in accordance with the rules.
"That's not right!"
Lu Ren, who walked to the road of the largest and most luxurious green building 'Wanhualou' in the southern district, which had stepped on a good point during the day, suddenly said in shock.
"No, I remember that the eunuchs also visited the Qinglou, so if you don't visit the Qinglou, even the eunuchs are not as good!"
"!"
There is a sentence in the system MMP, I don't know if to talk about it or not!
I thought that Lu Ren had found it with his conscience and decided that the prodigal son had turned back, or that he had discovered something.
The feeling is to find another reason to convince himself, so as to show how legal he Lu Ren's visit to the Qinglou is, and how much he has won glory for the majority of male compatriots.
"Nonsense, I didn't go to the Qinglou for that! I'm still young, I'm still a chick, I can't let people defile for no reason. Lu Ren said shyly.
"!!!"
The system can't listen to it, the green building has gone, what kind of archway is it set up? Who are you fooling? Once again, the system used a mood particle to express its dissatisfaction
"It's all said that I'm not going here for this, don't persuade me anymore! In case something happens to the gun, it's all yours. Lu Ren decisively threw the pot and said.
"And what else can you do for it?" The reluctant system asked.
"Of course, it's just to see the world, open your eyes, drink flower wine, and chat by the way, what do you think?" Lu Ren asked rhetorically.
I don't believe it!!!!
"It is the unshirkable responsibility of our generation to save the girl who fell into the water, although there are tens of millions of people, I am willing to go!" Lu Ren said righteously.
"It's giving you a sense of justice, isn't it?" The system despises the Dao.
"I heard the feeling of contempt from this, people are also serious and do not steal or rob the profession of hard work, every penny has paid for physical strength, sweat and water, why do you look down on other people's professions" Lu Rendao, a debate ghost.
"I'm looking down on you, okay! Why do you find so many reasons? This is the other world, you don't break the law by saying it openly! I despise you hypocrisy! "The system is extremely disgusted.
"Don't talk nonsense, or I'll sue you for slander and ruin my reputation!" Lu Ren warned.
"Oh, look at it, look at this hypocrisy, don't you still go to see the scenery?" The system is seriously suspicious of contempt.
Lu Ren touched his chin and pondered for a while while while and said, "It's right to say that it's right to see the scenery, or find a recommendation from others, or look for the scenery that no one has climbed alone, and enjoy it." ”
"Or rock climbing, or swimming in water, or jungle exploration, or canyon jumping. If you are interested in having equipment, you can also take pictures to prove that you have been here. ”
Report! There are people here who spread inappropriate rhetoric, and the evidence is conclusive.
"The current host is speeding too fast, please slow down and ensure your own safety." System professional voice said.
"Is there one? Am I not walking? Didn't drive? What a speed! Lu Ren pretended to be stupid.