Chapter 114; It's all the system's fault
In fact, Lu Ren's heart was also full of doubts, and while flying towards Wu Erniu's residence, he quietly asked the system in his heart, "What do you mean by the words you just asked me to say?" ”
"What do you mean?" The system pretended to be stupid and stunned.
"Don't play dumb, I don't feel any movement, and I don't have any heartbeat, why do you want me to say that I feel movement and heartbeat?" Lu Rendao.
"Can I still hurt you? The two of us are a gang, we are both prosperous and lossy, rest assured, of course, it is good for you, so I let you say this. The system said.
"What's in it for you?"
"Now is not the time for you to know, you will know then."
"When?"
The system pretended to be dead and didn't answer, Lu Ren had nothing to do, so he could only stop dwelling up, so he asked other questions, "Then what do you mean by 'three arrows to punish evil'?" ”
"Didn't Wu Erniu say it? That's a naturally formed wonder, it's just a coincidence, and it's just a powerful name to fool people. ”
"Fooling whom?"
"Fool the two fools." The system said with a smile.
Lu Ren scolded his mother angrily, and scolded who was a fool with a crook? After scolding for a long time, the system didn't pick up the stubble, and then he continued to ask, "Then why did the wind and water start to blow and move after I planted the willow branches, and why?"
"At that time, noon changed to noon, and the passage of time led to a change in air temperature, a change in air temperature, resulting in fluctuations in air flow, and a fluctuation in air flow, causing the wind to blow and move, and the water to move to the wind, and the wind to move to the water, and the surface water to move, and the undercurrent at the bottom flowed, and finally formed a scene of wind blowing and whirlpooling, just a coincidence." The system explained.
"Coincidence? Then why did Wu Erniu pull out the willow branches, the wind stopped and the whirlpool became smaller, and the willow branches were planted, and the wind and water surged again? Is this also a coincidence? Lu Ren asked again.
"Or else? The wind is tired, can't you take a breath and blow again? As soon as the wind becomes smaller, the whirlpool becomes smaller, shouldn't it? You don't really think that just an ordinary willow branch has such great ability, do you? It's all just a coincidence! The system said.
"Then Wu Erniu runs the internal qi and absorbs the aura to have a cool feeling, how can I explain it?" Lu Ren asked unwillingly.
"It's by the river, the water vapor is abundant, the air is relatively humid, and the internal force drives the air to circulate, isn't it normal to feel cool? It's the same as your air conditioner that blows a cool breeze, and it's normal to feel cool! The system says.
"Then aren't you fooling people?" Lu Ren airway.
"Yes, didn't I tell you that I was teaching you to fool the two fools? Only fools believe it. "The system said lightly, 'Are you stupid?'
"And what do you mean by the last paragraph you asked me to say?" Lu Ren asked without giving up.
"It's all said that the two fools are fooled, of course you have to do a full set of plays, what kind of words do you like!" The system argued.
"Then what do you mean when you just said that it will be good for me and not harm me? You're not going to defend yourself now, are you? Keep making it up! Lu Ren found a loophole in the system's words and hit the critical damage path.
"Of course, it is to enrich your work ability, increase your knowledge, increase your style change, make you a polygon warrior without dead ends, adapt to various environmental changes, and strengthen your survivability!" The system maliciously sells cuteness.
"That's why you made me a promising immortal profession and mistakenly evolved into a god stick liar that everyone shouted at?" Lu Ren said with red eyes.
"How is that possible? I'm just increasing the diversification of your skills in your reemployment position, and I'm not asking you to give up cultivating immortals, and be a full-time god, I don't have the brain-dead thinking that gives up watermelons to pick up sesame seeds. The system said with a good sense of self.
What else can you do with a system that acts under the slogan 'I'm all for your good'? Of course, I chose to forgive him...... How can it be?
The system is not Lu Ren's own father and mother, how could Lu Ren be fooled by himself and let him go easily?
So, Lu Ren let the system understand his vocabulary, how colorful the storage is, and how free and harmonious the style transformation is. The spraying system fell into a dead silence and silently pretended to be dead, not daring to say a word.
It wasn't until Lu Ren flew to Wu Erniu's house with the two big and one small three people who were blown in the air that they didn't stop, even if Jin Lian made a late lunch, they ate together, Lu Ren still scolded in his heart while eating, and he didn't stop scolding until before dinner started.
"This time, I'll be here first, and next time you have nothing to do, take off your pants and fart, I won't just scold for half a day, if you don't scold you for three days and three nights, you can't take care of yourself, it's not over." Lu Ren clapped his hands and said contentedly.
Then I was ready to enjoy the food made by Jin Lian and Wu Erniu with peace of mind.
The system wiped the void generation, and his face was full of spitting stars, and he thought with tears in his eyes, this can't block the sound of the outside world, especially the host's, and then meet a host who loves to scold people, this really makes the system want to die, it's all there!
It's so miserable, I haven't stopped scolding for a long time, and the rhythm of forcing the system to death is woody! But the system didn't dare to say a word of complaint, and he didn't dare to say anything, for fear of attracting Lu Ren's saliva baptism, and the system didn't want to work overtime, so he could only break his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.
At the same time, chasing the fat and thin two, and successfully killing one person, forcing one person to burn essence and blood, self-destructive cultivation for the escape of Shishi, and also waited for Ma Zhizhang, who killed Da Keqing alone, and Mei Renorang, who successfully escaped, to reconcile with her.
"All here?" The poems and poems that stood in a pavilion waited for no one to come before turning around and asking about the five people.
"I've seen Princess Shishi later." The five of them all greeted the poem.
"Princess Bing, there are five of us in total, all of whom have arrived with coefficients, this time it is too late to rescue the princess, I hope the princess will punish us." The five of them bowed down and did not get up, from Ma Zhizhang, who became famous early and cultivated to a high level, continued.
"Now that I'm not a princess anymore, just call me Shishi." The poems and poems that have suffered over the years have long seen these false names, and they don't care about the past, only the hatred of the country and the family, and they have never let go, and they always remember it in their hearts.
"I am very grateful to be able to be rescued by General Ma this time, I should remember the merits of you and others, how can I punish you and other meritorious people, please calm down." Shishi used her mana, helped the five people up, and said.
"Princess Xie, it is our duty to rescue the princess, how dare I bother the princess to remember, the princess doesn't blame me for being late for the rescue, it is already a great blessing for me." Ma Zhizhang arched his hand and said.
"You don't have to pinch the official tone to speak, it's very tiring, let's communicate normally." Shishi said.
"Princess Xie. Since the princess does not dislike it and does not feel condescending, I will listen to the order. Ma Zhizhang replied.
"What is unyielding, I am now like a lost dog, and I have no dignity to talk about," the five hurriedly wanted to bow and confess, but were interrupted by Shishi.
"Okay, stop being bureaucratic, I'm disgusted with this now, I've had enough!" The five of them gave up.
"By the way, I remember that there was another person who was fighting with you at the time, what about the face of the person? Why didn't he come? Shishi asked suspiciously.
"Oh, he's just passing by, and he hasn't been seen since we got into a fight, and I don't know where he's gone now." Ma Zhizhang replied.
and explained in detail to Shishi how he met Lu Ren, how Lu Ren helped them rescue Shishi, and how he made a plan.
"Lu Ren?" Shishi muttered, "What a passerby." ”
Shishi smiled slightly, like a hundred flowers blooming.