Chapter 127; Commander dogleg reckless
"Ah!!h Wu Erniu was crazy about it.
"I said don't interrupt, I just want to know what you do and how to do it!"
"Oh, you want to know how, don't you?" Lu Ren asked, and Wu Erniu nodded.
"Tell me earlier, I won't tell you sooner?"
Lu Ren said under Wu Erniu's expression that he wanted to blow up, "Actually, my method is also simple, and it can be summed up in one word: it's over!" ”
"Is that a word?" Wu Erniu said in confusion.
"Wait, why is it over? How to fight? Who are you going to hit? And why fight? Can you elaborate a little bit! ”
"It's really stupid! I don't understand this! Lu Ren looked at Wu Erniu with disdain, and then didn't even give Wu Erniu time to make an expression, and continued.
"Okay, let me explain to you how to fight in detail, in fact, it is to first beat all the ruffians and hooligans, scoundrels, robbers, bullies, thieves and gangsters, ghosts, ghosts, flies, dogs, and beasts in these six streets, all of them are beaten several times, and they are subdued!"
"Oh, if the circumstances of the crime are serious, it will be handed over to justice after the beating, and the department will convict." Lu Ren added.
"Why? Isn't it environmental sanitation? Why do you have to hit them? Isn't it an abuse of lynching to beat first and then transfer to justice? What's the difference with the underworld? Wu Erniu asked puzzled.
"Humanistic environmental sanitation is also a kind of environmental sanitation, if you don't subdue people first, just want to treat environmental sanitation first, how easy it is to talk about it!" Lu Ren sighed and continued.
"It's because of the existence of these wicked and bad people, acting arbitrarily, that the environment here will become dirty and messy, if we don't subdue them first, even if we clean up the environmental sanitation, what will happen when we turn back here, or what, it's just in vain, it's better to subdue these people at the beginning and talk about other things."
"If you want to quickly govern this place, and also ensure that this place does not change back to the way it was, you have to be worse than the bad people, and the wicked people are more evil, so that they are afraid and dare not commit it again. When the time comes, they will be subdued, what do you say, and if you govern this place, you will get twice the result with half the effort. That is what I said, the effect is fast, the time is short, and I have a huge solution. ”
"There's no other way, just to the point?" Wu Erniu pinched his teeth and said.
"Of course there is!" Lu Renle said happily.
Under Wu Erniu's expression of eagerness and expectation, the tone of his words suddenly changed, and he continued to say happily, "It's a pity that I won't!" ”
Wu Erniu intuitively felt that a mouthful of old blood was about to come out, "Then what you said is so lively, and there are two methods, and the effect is fast, and it takes a short time, and it also makes people choose, and directly say that you want to be the boss!" ”
"Wo Yee, how do you know what I really think? Are you the roundworm in my belly? Lu Ren said in shock.
Wu Erniu pouted, who is that thing, disgusting, as if anyone rarely knows, "I don't participate in this matter, I don't participate in doing bad things." ”
"Looks like you still care about fame!" Lu Ren looked at Wu Erniu and said disdainfully.
"Who cares!" Wu Erniu said emphatically. "Do I care about fame? I don't want to be evil! ”
"Let me ask you, do we want to do good things for the people, do practical things?" Lu Ren looked at Wu Erniu and said.
"We don't do evil for the sake of evil, we do evil only as a last resort, this is called killing monkeys and police chickens, you know? We all killed the monkeys, well, people who are not evil, they all know what to do. Our starting point is to clean up the sanitation here, and if you are, not for the sake of fame, you should help us. ”
"After all, we don't have enough people." Lu Ren looked at Wu Erniu with sincere eyes and said.
Wu Erniu also considered whether to go official, laughing to death, how can there be any official, to put it mildly, the Shangqing faction is just a gang, that is, it occupies a larger area and has more people, so it can't hide the fact that it is a gang.
can ensure the stability of the general environment of Linqing City under its rule, and it can be regarded as a good gang with good governance, conscience, and responsibility. If you want it to be comprehensive, don't be joking, don't you need time to cultivate immortals? Governance doesn't cost anymore, does it?
Wu Erniu thought about it carefully and seriously, "Since you are short of manpower, then I will reluctantly help you, first say okay, if you don't do it for the sake of doing practical things, if you do it for the sake of harming the people, I will quit at any time, and I will swear to you!" ”
"Get on my thief ship, and you still want to go ashore, you're thinking about fart!" Lu Ren said with a smile, and Wu Erniu changed color.
"What are you nervous about, do you understand what I'm joking? Cultivating immortals pays the most attention to retribution of morality, I don't do it if I let it go and become an immortal, I have to be the boss of the township, am I sick! Lu Ren raised his forehead and said speechlessly, Bai has been together for so long, and he still can't make jokes, why is it so axial?
"How can I know if you're so short-sighted?" Wu Erniu said jokingly, which made Lu Ren sigh, fortunately, he hadn't taught in vain for so long.
After the three of them finished laughing, Lu Ren said, "Okay, since the opinions have been unified and the personnel have arrived, then I will start to make overall arrangements for the task, You Jiexi." ”
You Jie looked at Lu Ren puzzled, "What are you doing?"
"What's going on? I call you, you should answer 'to' know? Don't answer me, 'What are you doing?' We're here once, Yu Jie. ”
"To... To?" You Jiexi replied uncertainly.
"Be decisive next time, forget it this time, remember, Wu Erniu." Lu Ren shouted vividly.
"If you have something, say it quickly, don't make these useless heads." Wu Erniu was not used to Lu Ren's faulty and said.
"If you demerit once, if you commit it again, you will get a kickback on your salary!" Lu Ren glanced at Wu Erniu and said unhappily, Wu Erniu expressed his gratitude with white eyes, as if he really had a salary.
"The roll call is over, now let's start dividing the tasks, you are familiar with this place, you are responsible for leading the way, and participate in the battle when necessary, you are the one who leads the way, commonly known as the dog's leg."
"Wu Erniu, your martial arts value is relatively high compared to You Jie, responsible for the main force output, fighting and killing the bad guys, violent sanctions, and existing as a stormer, commonly known as a reckless man."
"The task is divided, start the action, and disband on the spot!" Lu Ren excitedly announced.
"How did I become a dogleg?" As soon as Lu Ren's voice fell, You Jie asked out loud.
"How did I become a reckless man?" Wu Erniu said dissatisfiedly, fortunately, at least it is stronger than a dog's leg.
"Also, we both have missions, what are you doing? Didn't you say that there were not enough people? Why don't you have anything to do?"
"Who says I have nothing to do? I'm very busy, well, as a commander, commonly known as a commander, I have to sit in the rear, control the overall situation, detect at any time, deploy troops at any time, and at the same time strike at important targets of the enemy and overcome difficulties. ”
"Obstruct the enemy's high-end combat power, adjust the command policy in real time, and take precautions, I'm very busy!" Lu Ren said eloquently.
Wu Er Niu Dan said sadly, "Isn't it just the beginning of the operation now, where is the strong enemy, isn't it a ruffian on the spot?" There are only three of us in total, where did we send troops and send you to the rear, don't you just want to be lazy, don't you work, and let us sell coolies?"
"How did I become a dogleg?" Yu Jie continued.
"I know and ask, hurry up and work, go early and come back early, I'll go out hunting first, and go to your sister-in-law's shop at night, treat everyone!" After Lu Ren finished speaking, without waiting for the two of them to react, he jumped out of You Jie's secluded home, took out the small motorcycle, and fled through the air on it.
disappeared in a blink of an eye, it can be seen that in order not to work, Lu Ren used all the strength of feeding to escape.