Chapter 145, why didn't you stupidize yourself to death?

Welcome the sunrise to see the sunrise, send the sunset to watch the moonrise,

Watch the flowers bloom and fall, waiting for the tide to rise,

Lu Ren, who was far away from the mortal dust, officially entered the rhythm of immortal cultivation life of Xianyun Yehe. It's not easy to cultivate immortals, and I'm so tired like going to work, what's the picture?

Do you want to improve the humanistic and cultural development of people in this world, or do you want to promote the GDP of people from other worlds?

Don't make trouble, Lu Ren doesn't have so much leisure and not so big ideals. In the past, the only pursuit of going to work was to wait for the money, to be free, unrestrained, and to eat, drink and have fun as you liked.

Now that I have cultivated immortals, I have such a long lifespan, and I don't have to appreciate the natural scenery and feel the beauty of nature. Could it be that you have taken the wrong medicine?

Anyway, now that he has cultivation, no one cares where he wants to go, what he hunts and what he eats. At this time, if you don't give yourself a long vacation and enjoy life, when will you stay? Do you have to wait until you can't walk anymore and can't play anymore?

"Zi~slip~ha!"

"Cool!"

"Let me tell you, in this kind of season, under this kind of shady tree, the water flow is small, and a little dirty place, it is the most suitable, to ensure that one fishing is accurate, you listen to me, yes!"

Wearing big colored trousers, a big white vest, slippers, and a straw hat on his head, he sat on a small pony under the shade of a tree, just like an old farmer who had just returned from working in the field, sitting in the shade of a tree to enjoy the coolness.

Taking a sip of freshly brewed tea, he sweated all over his body, shook it, and tied a wooden pole with silk threads hanging into the water in his hand, Lu Ren said to himself leisurely.

"Are you fishing?" Looking at Lu Ren, who didn't know how to make progress and had been rotten for half a year, the system asked helplessly.

Lu Ren casually lifted the chicken leg on the string and tied it, looked at it, and still didn't receive any of it, and replied casually to the system, "Shrimp!" ”

"You're blind!" The system said angrily, "I just don't have eyes, but I can see it!" ”

"Who says you're blind? The old peacock opened the screen, I mean I was fishing for shrimp. Lu Ren took a sip of hot tea and even spoke in a peaceful tone.

"Isn't it like you want to have a beer for dinner, and it's not fun without crayfish as a companion."

"Eat, eat, eat, know how to eat, and eat in different ways, so don't care about cultivation? You are the big brother who has come to cultivate immortals! The system couldn't help but be annoyed.

"Why don't you change to a foodie in the other world, and I change to a foodie system? Do you dare to pursue a little?"

Lu Ren's eyes lit up, and his heart fluttered, 'Really? 'I almost blurted it out!'

After half a year of nature's edification, Lu Ren, who had found some cheekiness back, resisted the temptation proposal that was difficult for people to refuse in the system, and said unconfidently, "What's the matter, I have also cultivated immortals well recently, and I have increased my cultivation well." ”

"And what about the results of your current cultivation?" The system asked knowingly.

“…… Is it worth 20 pounds to be fat? Lu Ren said shyly.

The ...... system was speechless, and a mouthful of old blood rushed straight to the brain, "Or let's change careers, cultivating immortals is too dangerous, cultivating is too tiring, maybe these are really not suitable for you." ”

"It's okay, I didn't want to cultivate immortals in the first place, you forced me to cultivate, so if I change my career, I will raise my hands and feet in favor." Lu Ren said indifferently.

This is impossible, the system knows that this is just wishful thinking on the part of the two, it is simply impossible. The system sighed silently, easing his emotions, not wanting to make such a stiff quarrel between them, so he changed the topic in a soft tone.

"There are no crayfish in this river, you can't catch them. Let's switch to another dinner. ”

"How is it possible, I fished when I was a child, in this kind of river, in this kind of terrain, crayfish are easy to catch." also knew that he was extravagant and was also trying to mend the relationship, but he was questioned by the system, and he couldn't help but raise the bar.

"You also said that when you were a child, the pollution and hunting are so serious now, and the crayfish in the river are not as easy to catch as before." The system explained.

"And this is a different world of cultivating immortals, crayfish belong to invasive alien species, there are only clear shrimp in the fresh water, only the big lobster in the salty water, but it is not that kind of crayfish. The shrimp soldiers and crab generals are also talking about the kind of big lobsters, and all those who say that they are crayfish are all tampering and heretical! ”

"You said that it is an invasive alien species, and those who cross like me also belong to alien invaders? Since there can be a traverser, isn't it normal for there to be crayfish in the freshwater river of the other world? Lu Ren said with a stiff neck.

"......," the system said helplessly, "If you have to be so tough, then there is nothing wrong with it." But in this river, there are really no crayfish, only clear shrimp. ”

"Why are you so sure? I don't believe it! Lu Ren was unconvinced.

"It's only been half a year, and you've forgotten that I have a scan? As soon as I scanned it, I didn't know what was in the river? Besides, you now have your own divine sense, you don't need to scan my system, you can scan it yourself, don't you know?" The system is tired

"Didn't I forget, I still have a sense of consciousness to use?" Lu Ren said shyly.

"Forgot?" The system couldn't help but raise the door and exclaimed.

"You can forget the basic methods of a monk, it seems that in the past half a year, you really haven't cultivated at all! I thought I had wronged you! ”

"Get along with each other day and night, don't you knowingly ask about this? What do you suspect, and what can you doubt about your own record?" Lu Ren pursed his lips and said, "You must believe in your own ability!" ”

"Then I should really be grateful, thank you for trusting me as always!" The system said in a suppressed tone.

"It's all my own people, so I don't need to be so polite." Lu Ren waved his hand and stood up after speaking.

"In a small river, there are not even crayfish, and I have failed my expectations in vain, which is simply bearable, unbearable! Today I'll let you know what fried fish is! ”

After Lu Ren finished speaking angrily, he took out a grenade, pulled out the plug ring, and threw it into the small river. "Boom!" With a loud bang, the small river was successfully cut off, and the banks of the river splashed everywhere, and there were dead fish and shrimp, lying motionless in the soil.

"Ahh It's so loud, I'm deaf! ”

Lu Ren, who was covered in mud and covered with black face and covered his ears with his hands, exclaimed.

"Dare to throw the rune grenade at your feet and detonate it, why didn't you blow yourself up!" was about to be manipulated by Lu Ren's, and the stupid crying system hated it, but unfortunately Lu Ren couldn't receive any sound now.

It's also fortunate that Lu Ren forgot to transfer mana and activated the grenade's formation, otherwise, maybe Lu Ren can try it, can he reopen the game......

Waiting for Lu Ren to clean up the miserable appearance of being blown up beyond recognition by the rune grenade, bury the crime scene where countless fish and shrimp were killed by himself, select the fish and shrimp that died this time and returned with a full load, and turned around and walked towards the nest where he is now living in seclusion.