0010 I'll beat you up if you don't behave

said last time, Li Goudan took a group of half-sized children to mess around in the square, composed a children's song, and arranged Huang Yi.

In fact, Huang Yi shouldn't have met ordinary children, although he himself looks like a three-year-old child, like a little kid who hasn't been weaned off a bottle.

The main reason is that Huang Yi was disgusted by Li Erhua before, plus he has been in this world for so long, although his character of being at ease with his encounters has allowed him to stay at ease for three years, but he is not willing to be lonely, and his character of not suffering any loss makes him unable to suffer any grievances in his bones.

Even if the current loss can't be reported back immediately, it will immediately think of a solution afterwards.

He has never suffered such a big loss when he grows so big, if you let the rumors of this broom star spread all over the village, then how do you tell him to swallow this breath.

Besides, Li Goudan is Li Erhua's eldest nephew, Li Erhua ran to the Li family's butcher shop when he had nothing to do, and went back to his parents' home and the west family to chatter briefly, in fact, she was a mean woman with a broken mouth.

Coupled with Huang Cheng's continuation of the string, Li Erhua has been in charge for three years and still hasn't done it.

Half of it is blocking her financial path, and the other half is that this mother-in-law also holds a grudge.

Therefore, in the past three years, he has cursed Huang Yi, the little guy, and he will broom the star when he has nothing to do.

Two years ago, Li Goudan was still young, and he didn't know what the broom star meant, and Huang Yi ignored him, so he asked other friends to play.

But as he grew older, he also reached the age of studying in a private school, and his father sent him to the village head of the old Xiucai's house.

Therefore, Li Goudan learned a few words, plus Lao Xiucai has been asthma for many years, so he went to Huang Cheng's place to see a doctor, and saw Huang Cheng's only son, smart and clever, and pointed at the dog in the school if he had nothing to do, you have to learn more from the Huang family.

After coming and going, Li Goudan hated Huang Yi, and Huang Yi basically didn't play with them, he stayed at home when he had nothing to do, and went into the mountains with his father to collect medicine when he had something, and everyone in the village praised him for being diligent.

Therefore, it is difficult for Li Goudan to trouble Huang Yi, so he wants to arrange a nursery rhyme and let his friends sing it, disgusting Huang Yi.

Anyway, how can a seven-year-old child have so many ghost thoughts.

Back to Huang Yi, he was about to rush forward angrily to teach the group of children, especially the dog who was the leader.

But suddenly Huang Yi stopped, thinking in his heart: "That kid is seven years old, plus there is a lot of oil and water in the family, and he has a fat head and big ears, I am afraid that he will suffer a loss if he rushes up so rashly." ”

Huang Yi thought again: "A group of people on the other side, by themselves, if they fight, they will suffer a big loss." ”

Huang Yi's eyes rolled: "I'll scare them first." ”

Huang Yi slowly crawled and hid in the grass near the square.

Then I got a bundle of bamboos from not far away, about twenty of them, and tied a straw rope to one end.

Everything was ready, Huang Yi put the end of the trapped bamboo strip in the grass not far away, and then took the other end of the straw rope to hide in another weedy pile.

Li Goudan and a group of little children still didn't notice it.

Suddenly, there was a violent shaking in the grass four meters away, and the dog egg jumped.

The dog stabbed Ermaozi on the side and said, "Go over and see, who is scaring Lao Tzu"

Ermaozi was only four years old, with snot stripes on his face, and said resignedly: "Brother dog, I'm afraid." ”

The dog looked angry and said, "If you don't go, I'll beat you to death." ”

Ermaozi had no choice but to cry and cautiously poke into the grass.

When Ermaozi was about to get close to the grass, suddenly a more violent shaking sounded.

Ermaozi, who was already timid, fell to the ground and got up while crying, crying and shouting: "Mother, I want to go home, Ermao is afraid." ”

Huang Yi, who was on the other side of the grass, was about to laugh at this time.

When the dog looked at it, he was damn it, and he thought that he still had to do it himself.

I saw Li Goudan yelling: "Who the hell is it, give me the dog master out." ”

And he rushed into the grass.

When he was two steps away from the grass.

Huang Yi suppressed the breath in his abdomen, then exhaled deeply, and a row of fierce tiger roars sounded from his mouth...... Whoa......".

Speaking of this tiger roar, we have to start with Huang Yi entering the mountain to collect medicine, since Huang Yi was reincarnated, although Yi Chenzhu has not shown other characteristics, but Huang Yi's muscles and bones all over his body seem to have been forged, and his lung capacity is particularly good.

A three-year-old child can lift a hundred-pound boulder and can be closed in the water for an hour, and he has not told his father about these abilities, for fear that his father will be bold.

When his father was not at home, Huang Yi also sneaked into the old forest alone, but he didn't dare to go far, these abilities were all tried in the old forest.

Speaking of tiger roars, he hasn't seen tigers in this world yet, and he doesn't know if there is such a thing, but he imitates the tiger cry in the zoo, and tried it in the old forest, as long as he shouts, other animals or wolves, firewood or something, all shut up.

Back to a group of children, when Huang Yi's tiger roar sounded, a group of little children were so frightened that they were so frightened that they were scattered, and only the dogs in the square collapsed to the ground.

When I walked in, I saw that my crotch was wet, and I was scared to pee.

Huang Yi saw that this situation did not appear immediately, but went back the same way.

Pretending not to notice the situation here, he hummed a minor tune and walked towards the square.

When he got close to Li Goudan, Goudan came back to his senses: "Huang Yi, why are you here." ”

Huang Yi smiled and said, "Ah, isn't this Brother Dog?" Um, why are you peeing your pants? ”

Li Goudan's face turned red: "Don't say it, otherwise I will beat you to death." ”

Huang Yi continued to smile and said:

Puppy eggs, dog eggs are small, and diapers pee to the crotch

Dad doesn't hurt, mom doesn't love, it's funny, it's funny.

When Li Goudan heard this, he said angrily: "Don't arrange me again, otherwise I will kill you." ”

Huang Yi smiled: "I know that you are not convinced, it is okay if you don't arrange it, let's fight, you win, I recognize you as the boss, if you lose, call me the boss, okay." ”

Li Goudan thought happily when he heard it: "Lao Tzu has wanted to beat you for a long time, anyway, there will be no one here, and no one will know that I beat you up, haha." ”

Li Goudan replied: "This is what you are looking for, don't go back and cry if you lose." ”

Huang Yi said in a milky voice: "Don't worry, manly man, one spit and one nail." ”

Dogan doesn't know what this thing means, what a manly or something.

He only knew that he hurriedly rushed over and beat him, the fool just now had made him lose his mind, and he didn't think why Huang Yi dared to block him alone.

I saw Li Goudan rushing towards Huang Yi with a meteor, and a fist went straight to Huang Yi's brain.

Huang Yi saw the fist rushing over, and only felt that the speed was so slow, like a turtle, Huang Yi knew that this was caused by Yi Chenzhu's transformation of his body, and his reaction nerves became sensitive.

I saw Huang Yi withdraw his head slightly, and then his right foot rushed towards Li Goudan in the area of his left leg, Li Goudan, who had not stood firm in his center of gravity, and the force in his hand suddenly emptied, and the whole person rushed forward more than a meter by inertia, and a dog gnawed mud and fell directly to the ground.

Huang Yi said unhurriedly on the side: "If you don't accept it, come back if you don't accept it." ”

Li Goudan slowed down on the ground for a while, stood up, and shouted, "Come again, Lao Tzu accidentally tripped over himself just now." ”

Then I saw Li Goudan rushing towards Huang Yi again, rushing to the same action, and doing it all over again.

It turned out to be clear that the second dog gnawed on the mud.

Li Goudan got up again and repeated the previous action.

The third dog gnawed on the mud.

Huang Yi shook his head when he saw it, thinking that this kid is really fucking stubborn, how good it is to admit defeat.

Huang Yi saw that Li Goudan hadn't gotten up for a long time, so he walked to the side.

I looked down and gave him a good pulse, but I found that I had just fainted.

Huang Yi patted Li Goudan on the face and said, "That, if you are still unconvinced, it's not interesting to fight you like this." ”

Li Goudan was not intimidated, stood up staggeringly and said, "Lao Tzu is not convinced, unless you promise me one thing." ”

Huang Yi was angry when he heard it, his mother's two goods, is his brain not bright.

Huang Yi wanted to see what kind of demon son the little kid came up with, so he continued to ask, "What's the matter?" ”

Li Goudan said: "You have the ability, wait for me here first." ”

After saying that, he hurriedly ran away.

Huang Yi looked at the back of the child running away with a bewildered expression, and thought to himself, is it to go back to move the rescuers? Find someone from his family to beat me up.

Then Huang Yi looked at his little arms and legs again, and suddenly forgot that his current appearance was just a three-year-old child, how could he be killed.

Huang Yi also wants to see what Li Goudan is going to play, this matter in the village must be solved, how to say that I am the boss behind this village.

For about ten minutes, the children who ran away before ran back one after another, and the last one to come was Li Goudan.

His peeed pants had been replaced with a new one.

Huang Yi smiled in his heart, it seems that these two goods are not too stupid.

A group of children stood opposite Huang Yi, looking at the posture was still very imposing, and the average three-year-old child saw this battle, and he might immediately cry and go home to sue his parents.

It's a pity that standing in front of them is Huang Yi after being reborn.

I saw Huang Yi unhurriedly watching them gather over.

Li Goudan at the head opened his mouth and said: "I fought with Huang Yi here just now, I didn't touch him three times, I fell three times, and finally Huang Yi woke me up." ”

"Although I fell three times, I don't admit that he is better than me, and I think about it on the way and continue to fight, I guess I will fall on my heels."

Huang Yi, more and more, feels that this fat man is a little hearty, and it would be good if he accepted such a little brother.

I only heard Li Goudan speak: "I heard the older generation in the village say that in the depths of Mengshan is Yunmengze, where there are immortals living in it. ”

Li Goudan continued: "Immortals are not something we can provoke, but in the old woods on the edge of Mengshan Mountain, I heard that there are unknown fierce beasts. ”

Li Goudan shouted at Huang Yi: "This will be in front of everyone, I will make a bet with you, which of us can come back from the old forest safely, and can also bring back the prey inside, no matter what it is, even if it wins." ”

Huang Yi said: "What if they all hunt prey? ”

Li Goudan said: "Then it's bigger than whom." ”

Huang Yi said: "Okay, then let everyone testify, but the weather is late today, and we will meet here tomorrow early." ”

Li Goudan replied: "Okay, whoever doesn't come is the turtle son." ”

A group of little children coaxed to make birds, and each went back to his own house to find his own mother.

As for what is in the old forest, and what wonderful stories are happening in the depths of Yunmengze?