[Real World - An Ordinary Residential Community]

I love Xiaoyi, this is a man who looks unshaven and a little decadent.

He was sitting on the sofa at the moment, looking at the chat group of the Dog Family Empire, where a group member with the nickname "Sister Astarte" threw out a dynamic astringent picture.

Probably a GIF of a woman in an OL suit, who wants to leave after being handed down by a wolf in the corner of the bus.

What is very unkind is that the person who made this GIF only left legs, legs, legs and legs when making the map, and it is difficult to trace the true face of the teacher who has not been seen.

Sister Astarte: "Who can tell me the number, we will be friends from now on"

I love Xiaoyi took a heavy puff of cigarette, lit half of the cigarette from my fingertips, put it in the ashtray and shook it twice.

How can there be stupid people trying to breed on the Internet these days?

Those people use all the links themselves, where is the turn to send pictures to you, this behavior is more childish than kindergarten students...... But more mature than college students.

It's good, I just like this kind of real little young.

He typed unhurriedly on the Jiugongge keyboard: "I have an impression of the shape of the legs, APEX-R99, I'm a little old, my appearance is average, my skills are not at home, and I am not a well-known girl group member to go to the sea, except for my legs, I don't have anything to look good at, let's disperse."

Sister Astarte: "Is there a link, let me kangkang!"

The man poked out the cigarette butt, thought for a moment, and replied, "http:... Mysterious number code....cn,It should be this link.,I just saw it half a year ago.,It's easy to remember.,A little impression.,The extraction code is asmr."

Sister Astarte: "With your memory and observation, it's really amazing not to be a detective!"

The man didn't answer again, just sat on the couch and looked at the cold and damp room, and watched from dusk to sunset.

Suddenly, there was one, he seemed to finally come back to his senses, laughed at himself, and said, "Forget it, it's time to start a new life, what's the name of that game?" Oh, come to think of it, the Nether Gate is it......"

So he got up and walked to the game pod.

With the sound of the game pod, everything was quiet again.

The player, "I love Xiaoyi", the game begins.

……

At the end of the story, on a donkey cart heading to the town of Titan, "Braised Donuts" has a gloomy face and a very bad mood.

He just felt that he was really unlucky.

When others play games, he feels like he is being played by games.

Before entering Nether Gate, he was once again covered in spam.

The reason is that in the trash can software, a violent argument was made on the issue of bride price reform.

Probably the content is that after spraying the problem of not paying taxes on the bride price, he bluntly said that he could benefit from the bride price, when he knew that his leader had a daughter, he went over and said that he was trying to get married, and broke up at the speed of light after giving the bride price, and then said that he had no face to get the bride price back.

In this way, you can complete money transactions internally in this way, and the leader gets the money and makes a fortune, and he can also improve his status in a reasonable way.

Of course, the braised doughnut knows that the statement he put forward is essentially a serious logical loophole, and it does not mean that this operation can really be realized.

But in the era of the Internet of Everything, there are always a few places that need to play the role of a trash can, and the braised doughnuts that make such remarks in the trash can and try to seek recognition are predictable.

Fortunately, as a 2,500-hour virtual game veteran, he also has a place to exert his strength outside of his two girlfriends.

Especially now, "The Gate of the Nether", which has exploded in the small circle.

At first, she was full of expectations.

I originally thought that when I came to the game, I would stage the cool text mode of "boring, I want to see a river of blood" until he killed a chicken......

Looking at the town of Titan, where the outline of the city had already appeared, he couldn't help but feel sad.

"Brother, would you mind leading the way? I'm a little tired from walking, look at my shoes...... For the sake of my fellows, take me all the way? ”

The slow donkey cart stopped suddenly, and the old farmer who had been riding the donkey in front glanced at the braised doughnut, and then at the man vigilantly, and hesitated for a while.

The reaction of the braised doughnut was very fast, and when he raised his hand, he threw it over with a reconnaissance skill, and he knew that it was really a player.

It's this nickname...... "I love Xiaoyi" or something.,People who don't know think it's a girl player.。

As a result, at a glance, he was a sloppy rough man.

"Dude, although this game doesn't allow you to pinch the appearance of the ancient gods, there is no need to force yourself to use such a face." The braised doughnut looked at the farmer who had stopped the donkey cart and said, "Let him get in the car, there are not many roads left, he and I are fellow villagers." ”

The farmer's face was a little nervous, and he looked back and forth between the two men, as if he was seriously evaluating the relationship between the two.

The braised doughnut was actually a little upset now, but he quickly calmed himself down when he remembered the chicken he had killed with an itchy stick when he had just arrived in the village.

He tried his best to make his tone sound kind, and said softly: "Don't worry, it's really my fellow, he won't hurt you, you're right, buddy." ”

Donut looked at Xiao Yi, and then saw him shake his head, then turned his head and said to the farmer, "Look, let him come up, it'll be fine, I promise." ”

The farmer gasped and said sullenly, "You have to add money." ”

Braised doughnuts: "......"

I love Xiaoyi: "......"

So you were just hesitating about this?

After a long time, the braised doughnut looked at my Ai Xiaoyi, a somewhat embarrassed smile appeared on his face, and said, "What do you say?" ”

I love Xiaoyi's eyes are slightly empty.

Donut knew that this person was browsing the data in his system panel, probably looking at the balance of his magic crystal coin, so he didn't rush to urge.

After a while, I Ai Xiaoyi looked at the farmer with a serious face and said, "Yes, you have to get a discount!" ”

The farmer nodded.

I love Xiaoyi looked at the doughnut again and said, "You help me pay for ......"

The braised doughnut was stunned for a moment, looking at my Ai Xiaoyi's eyes, as if to say that he had a serious illness.

"I can share a task with you." I love Xiaoyi sent the screenshot of the task directly to the donut panel face-to-face.

Braised Donut glanced at the character level.

Crimson High Danger Mission - [Corner of the Shadows].

Quests require players to investigate hidden threats in the town of Lancaster's Titan, and the level of XP and monetary rewards will be determined based on the value of the intelligence they give.

After a moment, the braised doughnut lowered its head.

When I raised my head again, I was already smiling, jumped off the donkey cart directly, came to my Ai Xiaoyi's side, patted him on the shoulder, and said:

"We're fellow countrymen, how can we take your money for a ride?"