Rib recruited the screenwriter: "I think in the end, the heroine was taken captive and locked up for a few days, and finally waited for the male protagonist to come to save people before getting a tattoo, and the arrangement of insulting the heroine immediately after tattooing is a bit abrupt, tattooing such a big snake, how can it be tattooed so quickly?" It should be locked up, tattooed a little bit every day, and it is more reasonable to insult the heroine every day. ”

Li Lecheng and Lao Wang stood on the side, their faces were terrified!

The screenwriter nodded: "Yes, that makes sense!" But if the pen and ink are heavier in this way, will it make the audience feel more uncomfortable? ”

"But he's pretty enough! Look at the two of them, there must be chemistry! Rib pointed at Li Lecheng, "In real life, those girls can't ask for this kind of glamorous blessing!" Right? You don't have any birthmarks or anything like that, do you? ”

The meaning was obvious, and Li Lecheng had to take off his clothes and look at it.

“……”

What should Li Lecheng say, thank you for your family, director!

And he has a fart chemistry with Lao Wang! Why don't these directors believe in evil one by one!

He glared at Lao Wang with hatred:

He finally got ashore in his life! Have clean hands!

She's pushing him into the pit again!

If it is good to break the shame of the old king, it is enough for him to be responsible for the evolution of the villain! Why is the lower limit lowered?!

Lao Wang was about to go crazy, and he also glared at Li Lecheng: I knew that it was better to let Uncle play against her! This bastard is so good-looking, so beautiful that the director thinks it would be a big loss if he didn't add some meat scenes to them!

The director doesn't care what they think, and he doesn't care if the audience will die of poison, he is now full of creative inspiration! I just want to add drama!

After he finished changing this paragraph, he immediately summoned the prop master again: "I think this snake looks too well-behaved and harmless, na, since I plan to tattoo a cobra on the heroine's head, you can immediately find me a mighty and domineering cobra...... I'll add 200 red envelopes to you! ”

Li Lecheng can't bear it anymore now!

"Director! Isn't it unreasonable? Cobras are the most venomous snakes! One bite and we'll all have to go to the west! ”

As soon as the prop master heard about a phone call, he had 200 red envelopes, and he was willing to give up: "It's okay, it's okay!" I have a way, wouldn't it be nice to go to the circus and get a cobra with fangs and venom glands! Director! I'll be able to get them to deliver snakes to their door in an hour!"

Lao Wang shook his head desperately at Li Lecheng with a white face, and he was about to cry!

The devil knows if you can believe the words of these prop masters! In the Hong Kong Island entertainment industry, there are a lot of tricks to deceive actors!

Cobra! How dare she! I'm scared!

Because the scenes in the past few days are very spicy, Lao Wang's mother didn't dare to come to the set, for fear that she couldn't stand it, and it would make Lao Wang unable to let go, delaying the progress of the crew.

She grabbed Li Lecheng's arm in a hurry: "You beg the director for mercy......"

Li Lecheng gently shook Lao Wang's hand away and said to Rib Wen: "Director, can you still use the original snake when drilling clothes, or let her wear long pants in the play, and I will pick her pants ......"

"No! Cobras and ordinary pet snakes look much different, and I will give close-ups of the snakes from time to time throughout the whole process, so that the opening scene is a goof! The director also knew that this was quite a challenge to courage, so he hesitated and said, "That's it!" Let's make a compromise...... I'll give you two options.

Either we shoot with a cobra the whole time, and until it gets into the clothes, we cut a close-up of the heroine's face...... But this visual stimulation is not shocking enough, I have to add a movement to the snake's head, pick the heroine's pants, expose the leg meat, and you let the snake climb up her legs.

Or, she's wearing pants and we're in one shot, and the snakehead goes in under the hem of her dress, and she gets out of the collar and stands in front of her face...... Wow! The heroine and the snake look at each other and scream in fright! ”

Lao Wang listened! Out of one's wits!

She doesn't have time to worry about tomorrow's QJ drama! I can kill her today!

She felt her body tremble, the ground, the earthquake??

When she looked down, she realized that her legs were starting to swing!

Well......?

Why are there four long white legs on the ground...... The longest two aren't hers yet?

She looked up, is it summer...... Li Lecheng came to work in shorts today......

"There it is!" She suddenly had a bold idea, and excitedly pointed to Li Lecheng's legs and said to the director: "I choose the first plan to show my legs!" ”

Li Lecheng and the director all looked down her line of sight.

Li Lecheng is a lazy person who is not exercising and thin, while Lao Wang turned out to be a professional basketball player, although the gender is different, but the leg lines and muscles of the two people are almost the same.

Rib touched his chin and was surprised: "The shape is very good...... The thickness and color are about the same, but they are longer, but the audience can't find it...... Then just find someone to replace your hand, and you can give her a leg again, this is also a way! ”

Li Lecheng was in a cold sweat behind his back, and he looked at Lao Wang in shock: "You let me be your leg substitute?!" ”

Lao Wang sneered, looking flattering.

Waiting for the snake's kung fu, the makeup artist put a lot of tattoo stickers on him, and also gave him a pair of flower arms.

Because the character is a pervert with tattoo skills and hobbies, the director remembered that it could not be directly reflected in the scene where Lao Wang was tattooed at the end of the film, and it had to be foreshadowed in the front.

Li Lecheng secretly scolded, he really wanted to play a play!

He thought it was finally over, and the makeup artist came over with foam and a razor again: "You're still a little bit of leg hair!" Shave well. ”

Li Lecheng felt great compassion in his heart, he felt that he had lost more than just leg hair......

……

Li Lecheng felt that he shouldn't have a soft heart and believed in the evil of Lao Wang's mother!

In this day's play, he not only had close contact with the cobra, but also served as Lao Wang's leg substitute, and was killed by Lao Wang when he fought with Lao Wang!

Lao Wang also smashed a prop wine bottle on his cheek!

Although it was a fake plastic bottle made of sugar, it also made half of his face red!

I'm afraid that I won't be able to film tomorrow if it's swollen, and he has been going home with a hot compress!

The action director and director also praised Lao Wang: "Ah, I used to be an athlete, but my movements were neat and energetic!" Xiaoxian can consider developing a way to play women's dramas! ”

Lao Wang shook his head embarrassedly: "I'm usually quiet, and fighting and killing is not suitable for my character, but if the role requires it, I will cooperate." ”

Aha! Today's scene is really cool! She didn't have to face the snake the whole time, and she also beat Li Lecheng!

Li Lecheng sneered, she will be good-looking tomorrow!

……

When Li Lecheng joined the group, this drama had already been filmed. He finished the beginning of the first day, and jumped directly to the end on the second day, he had a fake scar on his face, and after filming the scene where the snake head kidnapped Lao Wang and he extorted ransom with the male protagonist in the morning, it was time to insult Lao Wang in the afternoon!

The director was afraid that the young actors would be constrained, so he specially instructed: "Ah Lok! Just let it go! Show the most evil and darkest side of your heart! ”

Director, since you say so, he's going to go big!

Lao Wang's mother heard about the things with the snake on the first day, and she struggled for most of the day, but she couldn't help but go to the crew in the afternoon.

Who knew that when he arrived at the crew, he was told that the filming was over, and the makeup artist was wiping tattoos on Li Lecheng and Lao Wang.

Lao Wang was trembling, and there seemed to be some serious psychological shadow.

There was a terrible silence!

"......" Li Lecheng was speechless: The director is sick, and the audience is so upset that the box office will definitely not be good!

Originally, this scene was really difficult to film, and it was planned to be filmed from the afternoon to the second half of the night. I didn't expect Li Lecheng to do it in two hours.

"Director! What's going on! Do you ...... Xiaoxian?! Xiaoxian! You're back to your soul! "Old Wang's mother is crazy!

"That...... Mrs. Wang, in fact, it's okay, but Ah Lok is too scary, maybe it scares Xiaoxian. The director came back to his senses, had palpitations, and immediately explained: "It's okay, just like I promised you before, I slapped my legs and back, and nothing else!" ”

The scene doesn't look like nothing at all!

Old Wang's mother glared at Li Lecheng!

Li Lecheng immediately made a surrender form: "It's really not! Don't believe you ask her! ”

He also fought with Lao Wang and was beaten several times! It hurts a lot! He didn't really use his strength when he beat Lao Wang! It's just acting......

Lao Wang nodded mechanically, and then continued to stare at the beads in a stunned state.

Scared silly.

The crew thought to themselves.

It wasn't really much just now.

Li Lecheng first had to hang Lao Wang up and beat her, and then draw the outline of her tattoo, and then he couldn't describe it, Lao Wang was slapped *3, and it was so terrible that he stretched out his magic grip on Lao Wang...... This scene will be cut until before asking Ah Fa for ransom. Then he continued to tattoo and color, and continued to beat and abuse Lao Wang, in an extremely cruel and perverted process......

Then when Ah Fa and Lu Fang entered, they only saw Lao Wang kneeling on the ground like a rag doll, and he had just been defiled, and the tattoo on his back had been completed...... That's it.

During the period, except for Lao Wang's face holding the camera, there was nothing difficult to do a good job of breaking the shameful expression. She was really scared to death by Li Lecheng, it was all a real reaction.

Li Lecheng's fake tattoo was wiped clean, and he put on his clothes and went home from work. The day after tomorrow will also shoot a series of action scenes where the snake head and the hero and heroine will finally face off. There were chases and shootouts on the streets, and in the end he had to shoot Ah Fa, and then Lao Wang would shoot him back. will be very tired, he is not particularly good at serious action scenes, and he has to recuperate.

The director wanted to speak again and again, but finally gritted his teeth and said to the old Wang's mother: "Mrs. Wang, although I don't know what your daughter's relationship is with Ah Lok...... But I think you'd better pay a little bit of attention...... He must have serious violent tendencies, and he will definitely be a domestic violence man in the future! ”

Li Lecheng didn't know at all, he thought that his bad movie role would leave a childhood shadow on the children who grew up watching Hong Kong film tapes in later generations, and it was no smaller than An Jiahe.

Grieved! The goddess is defiled!

And this black history not only can't be washed away!

It also gets darker and darker, darker and darker......!!!

The most important thing is that with the passage of time, due to some off-site reasons, everyone will still feel sour and good! The three views are crooked!!