Chapter 28: Art and Love

A few minutes later, An Lan took off his apron, brought a cup of coffee that at least looked mellow and rich to Rena, and said politely: "Please!" ”

Everything is done in strict accordance with the instructions on the manual, and there will be no accidents this time.

Angel Yan also looked at Rena and Coffee with great interest, according to what she just observed, Anlan's steps and ingredient ratios from beginning to end of coffee making were exactly the same as the video tutorials on the Internet.

Could it be that Anlan can really break the coffee curse this time?

Rena rubbed her palms together and looked at the cup of coffee in front of her with a Doraemon latte art pattern with her eyes shining.

There is no doubt that this is a work of art!

With a devotion to art, Rena gently picked up the coffee cup and stirred it with a small spoon before blowing lightly and taking a sip of the coffee cup to her lips.

This...... What does it smell like!?

Rena's expression froze instantly, her whole body trembled, her brain was in chaos, and she couldn't believe that coffee with such a good appearance could taste so ...... Peculiar.

Kamigawa's innate desire to survive forced Rena to spit out the coffee as soon as possible, but because the coffee was so good, Rena forced herself to resist the desire to spit it out.

Could it be that there is something wrong with my sense of taste?

Rena, who didn't believe in evil, took another sip and curled her tongue like a red wine, allowing her taste buds to make more contact with the coffee.

Well!?

Rena's first-class facial features were distorted and curled up into a chrysanthemum in an instant, and if it weren't for the sake of taking care of her face, she would have to lie on the ground and roll on the ground.

This expression is somewhere between a dead mother and eating.

It seems that he failed to break the spell.

Angel Hiko knew that An Lan had failed again this time just by looking at Rena's expression, even though he had done his best in all aspects.

"How?" An Lan asked expectantly.

Rena trembled and silently put down the coffee cup, feeling that she was a big wrongdoer, she resisted the desire to beat An Lan, thought for a moment, and then asked, "Store manager."

What's the worst thing you've ever drunk? ”

"The worst thing to drink? Diesel bar. ”

"You've actually drunk diesel, what kind of strange taste is that?"

Rena was surprised, can you really drink something like diesel, and the taste of earthlings is so different from that of the sun?

"Haha, I accidentally drank it."

An Lan snorted and explained: "It was about two years ago, when I went to the gas station, and after filling up and running for two kilometers, I found that the engine was not quite right, and after a closer look, I found that gasoline was replaced with diesel.

I watched a short video that said that you can put one end of the plastic pipe into the fuel tank, and then hold the other end with your mouth and suck in one sip to release the oil.

If you're not careful, you suck a little harder. ”

I see.

Rena patted her chest lightly, I said, although the earth is more fashionable than the sun, it is a pre-nuclear civilization after all, and it should not have evolved to the level of drinking diesel.

Rena paused, and said with a serious expression: "This cup of coffee, 1000%, is worse than diesel." ”

Anlan: !!?

"How can it be worse than diesel? Could it be that there is something wrong with your sense of taste? ”

"This goddess is 1000% sure that there is nothing wrong with my sense of taste!"

Rena waved her little fist, pushed the coffee cup forward, put on a bitter gourd face and said, "I don't believe you can taste it yourself." If it's really hard to drink, you'll have to give me my back! ”

RNM, get the money back!

"I'll taste it."

An Lan picked up Rena's used coffee cup in disbelief and took a sip of the same thing...... Then put it down silently.

Well...... It is indeed 1000% worse to drink than diesel.

But it is impossible to refund the money, Anlan's service tenet is the same as that of Deyun Club, that is, no refund!

"This smells normal."

An Lan looked as usual after swallowing his coffee, and his acting skills have always been excellent.

But Angel Hiko still caught the loophole in An Lan's acting skills: An Lan subconsciously pushed Rena after putting down the cup, which proved that he was resistant to the cup of coffee.

"It's normal to have such a bad coffee?"

Rena was even more surprised, with confusion and doubt in her eyes, she had heard that coffee might be a little bitter and difficult to get used to, but the taste was too bad to be out of place.

Are all earthlings so unique?

"Because the name of this cup of coffee is [Love]."

An Lan flickered the goddess of great injustice in front of him with a serious voice, and explained: "Why is my coffee called [Balenciaga in coffee]?

Because my coffee not only has the technical charm of making coffee, but also contains my understanding and favor of art.

Balenciaga isn't just about clothing, it's not just about fashion, it's about being a work of art at the same time.

What is love?

It is that you want to touch but dare not touch it, that you are afraid of losing it when you get it, and that you regret it after you lose it. People who are immersed in love get not only sweetness, but also endless bitterness.

Anyone can express the sweet side of love with coffee. But using something like coffee to express the bitter side of love, I am the only one in the world who can do it.

It's not just a cup of coffee, it's a cup of art.

If you're like those vulgar and ignorant people who just use your sense of taste to comment on this work of art, it only proves that you are a vulgar person.

Tacky! ”

The level of coffee production between Anlan and E is inseparable. Fortunately, Anlan's flickering level is only higher than that of Mr. E.

Rena, who was criticized by An Lan, had a dull expression. Ah, is it because I'm too superficial, and there are so many things in this little cup of coffee?

"Try it again and see if you can taste the true essence of this cup of coffee." An Lan pushed the cup of dangerous goods forward again.

emmmm……

Rena stared at the cup of coffee with some jealousy and resistance, and suddenly a trace of inspiration flashed in her brain, this, isn't this the feeling of wanting to touch but not daring to touch?

Rena, who seemed to have an understanding, took the coffee and forcibly held back the discomfort and resistance in her heart, and took a few more sips, and the taste that was a hundred times worse than diesel reached her brain through her taste buds.

"I seem to understand art and love." Rena, who has been fooled and lame by An Lan, feels that she has probably been sublimated and has become a goddess who has escaped from low-level interests.

"You're a man who really understands art." An Lan smiled with satisfaction. It's good that finally someone understands me and my coffee.

What is art?

Art is that you spend tens of thousands of dollars to buy a spicy-eyed international top fashion, spend millions to buy a pair of calligraphy and paintings of celebrities that you can't understand at all, and paint hundreds of millions to buy a pair of "Sunflowers" with zero actual value......

obviously did a big wrong, in order not to lose face, in order to beat the drum and spread the flowers, to find the next victim, in order to prove his artistic taste, he had to applaud hard.

The broad masses don't understand and don't like it, that's right. Doesn't it prove that everyone likes me, just like those mediocre people?