Chapter 44: Beautiful girls don't poop, and angels don't either
Shut up, you Apo!
"Wow, it's cruel indeed."
An Lan exclaimed, glanced at Angel Yan, and sighed: "Back in the day, the Yabo people kept creating super beasts in order to eliminate the Ultra brothers.
He also tricked the Ultra brothers into Gaogoda Star for a time, and seized the ability of the four Ultra brothers to create the Ace Killer, which almost wiped out the Ultra brothers.
Even so, the conspiracy of the Apoll people did not succeed. Your fluttering words will kill Ultraman.
You almost ruined my dreams. ”
Angel Yanle watched An Lan go crazy, she knew that Yabo people were the villains in "Ultraman Ace", and An Lan used to like the special drama "Ultraman Ace" very much.
"What's your dream?" Angel asked.
"Dreams......"
An Lan took a puff of cigarette and looked up at the ceiling, remembered for a second, and then said, "Probably the same as every boy who doesn't grow up."
When I was a child, my dream was to one day become Ultraman, to become a hero who protects the earth, to fight little monsters, fly away, and then run from a distance waving a helmet.
It would be even better if he could join the Ultra Brothers and become the seventh brother of the Ultra Brothers.
I still remember that Ultraman was killed in a battle with Jeton and returned to the Land of Light with Zoffe. Ultraman Jack left Earth to save the Land of Light, leaving behind five vows before leaving.
And the last words that Ultraman Ace left for the children:
Enthusiasm cannot be extinguished, compassion for the weak, help each other, no matter what country people can befriend, even if this relationship has been betrayed a thousand times.
……”
Angel Yan just sat quietly on the sidelines, watching An Lan tell his childhood memories in fragments, and he felt quite good.
In Angel Hiko's view, the "Ultraman" series is really an excellent work, and many of the ideas conveyed in it coincide with the righteous order of angels.
Even angels can't do it to the extent of Ultraman.
As a cosmic vigilante, Ultraman maintains the order of the universe, never intervenes in wars within planetary civilizations, and does not stifle the development of other civilizations. Always come out and clean up the mess after the universe is in trouble, without regrets.
These two things alone, angels can't do.
"It's a pity, it's all over the place!"
An Lan suddenly sighed and sighed with emotion: "You bad woman ruthlessly killed my dream, and now I can only change my dream." ”
"What's the new dream?" Angel Hiko asked curiously?
"My new dream is to become the sixth brother of the Ultra brothers. After all, doesn't Ultraman not exist? ”
Angel Yan was slightly stunned, and always felt that An Lan's words were sick.
After a moment of aftertaste, I realized what An Lan was saying: The name of the second brother of the Ultra brothers, the first generation of Ultraman, is [Ultraman].
"Haha, work hard, I'm optimistic about you."
The two chatted for a long time, and before they knew it, it was time for dinner.
An Lan looked at the time, got up and patted his buttocks, turned around and asked, "The cafeteria is about to open, are you going to eat together?"
I have a good relationship with Aunt Wang, who is in charge of the canteen, and I can brush my face and brush two copies. ”
"What's it for tonight?" Angel Hiko lay on the sofa, holding a pillow and asking lazily.
"It seems to be back to the pot meat, stewed beef brisket with potatoes, dry pot cauliflower, and hot and sour shredded potatoes, I read the recipe in the morning."
"Wow~"
Angel Yan pursed his lips and said in disgust: "The calories are too high, which is not conducive to me to maintain my figure, you can see that my thighs have gained a lot of weight in the past few days."
Also, none of them are the dishes I want to eat. ”
"Smack!"
Angel Yan stretched out his long legs and patted the calf part of his thighs as he spoke, and his white and tight thighs rippled.
"Do angels also have body anxiety?" An Lan asked curiously.
"Absolutely."
Angel replied, "Although we can adjust our body and appearance by adjusting our genes, we generally don't adjust it too much.
At most, it is just some adjustments and repairs to the obvious flaws on the body and facial features, which is equivalent to the makeup of your earth women.
But not being able to eat high-calorie food because of body anxiety is just a joke of mine, energy-rich food is a necessary logistical supply for combat.
The earth's resources are scarce, and there is no way to provide high-energy food for super soldiers in non-war times, and high-calorie ordinary food is also in the past.
However, I really don't like the braised pork dish. ”
"And what do you like to eat?"
Angel Hiko thought carefully for a moment and replied, "Strawberry cake, cherry blossom pudding, strawberry macaron." ”
It's all very girly food.
An Lan complained: "Good old school, you, these things are no longer popular now, this is the answer that belongs to the era of the Kitten Club."
Today's female idols, in order to narrow the distance between them and their fans, will say what beer fried chicken barbecue is.
Or are you deliberately emphasizing girlishness because you are too old? ”
There are two stages of girl idol groups in Japan, the first stage is the fantasy stage, where the girls have to behave as perfectly as possible.
For example, when asked what you like to eat, you will basically say strawberry cake instead of grilled meat.
The second stage is the development stage, where girls should behave as close as possible to their fans, and are more inclined to create real characters rather than perfect ones.
Angel Hiko's answer is very in the style of an early Japanese girl idol group.
"Well, there's nothing I can't eat. But if I had a choice, I still don't like fatty meat. ”
The lie was exposed, and Angel Hiko chose to rot.
"I've had a question I've wanted to ask for a long time."
An Lan hesitated for a moment and asked, "Since the angel needs to eat, the angel will ......"
"Shut up, I know what you're going to say!"
Angel Yan was suddenly alert, and pointed at An Lan to interrupt the latter's words, and said seriously: "My answer is, no."
Angels have a way to increase the utilization rate of energy to 100 percent, even if they need to shoot some filth in the body, they can also do it in other ways.
In short, the angels are perfect. ”
Beautiful girls can't, and angels can't!
All right.
got the answer he wanted, An Lan snuffed out his cigarette and walked to the door, and just opened the door and was about to go out, he saw Qi Lin standing outside the door with a smile.
"Wow, what a coincidence, I just wanted to knock on the door......"
Qi Lin patted her chest in shock, and was about to say something more when she heard a "bang" and the door was closed again.
An Lan stood quietly at the door, took out his mobile phone and turned on Forcing Hu and Hu Pounce, and posted two posts in the emotional section.
"I was living in the same apartment as my distant cousin, who was not related by blood, and as soon as I opened the door, I found another female friend standing outside the door.
What should I do in this situation? ”