Chapter 56: Tell a Joke! (Revised)
At night
Shanshan came to the crew
The night temperature in October is dropping a bit fast.
It was still in the twenties at noon, and now it has dropped to more than ten degrees.
- It's a little cold!
Today's filming is Shanshan's first night scene, at this time Su Mu misses Shiye a little, during this time he is used to getting off work at two o'clock during the day, and going home at night to hug Shiye to warm the quilt.
I don't know what Shiye is doing at this time...
It's a quiet reading at the bedside...
Or chasing dramas on the sofa in the living room, waiting for him to come home...
As soon as he thought of someone waiting for him at home, Su Mu felt warm in his heart, and even couldn't wait to go home.
"Xiaoxiao, divide the things to everyone."
Just when he was thinking about Shi Ye, Shi Ye's voice came to his ears, and Su Mu had an expression of his own auditory hallucination.
Turn your head!
His poet seems to have come to visit the class with supper.
"Master, why are you here?"
Seeing Master Liu come to visit the class with supper, Li Chengyuan was a little dumbfounded, and at the same time a little nervous, yes, nervous.
"Today, Su Mu is filming a night scene, and I will send him some supper."
Master Liu's attention was on Su Mu, who was walking towards him, and he didn't notice that there was something wrong with Li Chengyuan's tone.
When Li Chengyuan heard Master Liu's words, the corners of her mouth twitched, and it was Su Mu who was giving her eye medicine, what a man with careful eyes.
She has a dance scene with Su Mu tonight!
Li Chengyuan mistakenly thought that Su Mu deliberately called Master Liu over... Thinking of the last time Su Mu and Zhao Liying filmed a kiss scene, he secretly called Master Liu, Li Chengyuan couldn't help but regret it.
Finally, I still ate melons and ate myself!
Sure enough, what you owe always has to be repaid.
Although she has nothing to do with Su Mu, she is dancing with her boyfriend in her arms, and her girlfriend is still watching from the side.
It's a little embarrassing!
I also want to experience Zhao Liying's mood today!
"Master, why are you here?" He didn't expect that Shi Ye didn't stay at home at night, but came to visit the class with supper.
Don't guess, I must be thinking about him.
"What did you bring with you to eat?" Without waiting for Master Liu to speak, Su Mu's eyes fell on the supper, and he was indeed a little hungry at night.
Master Liu opened a supper...
"Uh, beef noodles!" Su Mu saw the beef noodles separated from the noodle soup, and he didn't know what to say, did he sprinkle salt on the wound of the pond owner?
Well, the owner of the pond is in a good mood, so he will eat beef noodles to celebrate.
I'm sad at this time, and I shouldn't be in the mood to eat,
"Tell Li Ying and them to come over for supper!"
Hearing Shi Ye's instructions, Su Mu put down his chopsticks and walked towards Zhao Liying and Tang Master who were playing, the two had already seen Master Liu, but now one of them didn't want to deal with Su Mu, and the other was more or less awkward because of the previous visit.
Seeing Su Mu coming, the two glanced at each other:
Zhao Liying: Do you want to go over?
Pond Master: I'm a little hungry!
Zhao Liying: Big brother, is it a bit of a good idea?
Pond Master: Okay, then I won't go.
Zhao Liying: If you don't go, then I'll go.
Pond owner: ⊙▽⊙
Zhao Liying: I smell the smell of beef noodles!!
Pond owner: ⊙_⊙
……
Big night + the weather was a little cold.
Eat a bowl of super beef noodles (there is more beef than noodles), who knows the taste, don't believe it, look at the crew.
There are two words on each face: 'satisfied'!
I have to admit that Shi Ye is really generous.
This bowl of beef noodles is a hundred yuan smaller, but today's crew of more than 30 people, a few thousand yuan less, will be spent.
That is to say, his poet earns a lot, and the salary of a drama is calculated based on tens of millions, otherwise the title of the loser girl will not be able to run.
"Have you eaten enough?"
After Su Mu ate, Master Liu handed over the prepared tissues.
"Hiccup..."Su Mu just wanted to say that he was full, but he opened his mouth and burped, now he doesn't need to ask, he must be full.
Just now, Master Liu picked all the beef in the bowl for him...
He eats two servings alone, can he not be full?
Taking the tissue, Su Mu wiped his mouth.
Stand up and relieve pressure on your stomach.
"Su Mu, tell a joke to hear."
Zhao Liying, who was also standing to consume food, felt a little bored, and directly asked Su Mu to tell a joke.
On weekdays, everyone is bored waiting for the drama in the crew.
It's always going to be together and find a way to have fun.
Gossip, tell jokes, play cards, etc...
Su Mu glanced at her, and just had fun as soon as she was full.
And tell jokes!
Seeing that Su Mu didn't care about herself, Zhao Liying wanted to say something.
At this time, Master Liu suddenly spoke.
"Tell me one, I want to hear it too."
“……”
Yes, the requirements of their own poetry must be met.
Su Mu sat back in his position and thought for a while:
It is said that there is a bull and a cow in the zoo, who often quarrel because of emotional discord, and finally decide to break up and find each other.
After the bull broke up, he found the ewes in the zoo.
After the cow broke up, she found the elephant in the zoo.
A week later, the bull and the cow met again, and each recounted their experiences after separation, and saw that they were not doing well with each other.
So, the bull and the cow decided to get back together.
In the evening, the bull and cow finish exercising.
The cow suddenly asks the bull: What has changed in me?
The bull was silent for a moment: You xx are old!
"Poof... Ahem..."
Zhao Liying, who was drinking water, heard the last words of the bull, and directly sprayed the water out, spraying the pond owner.
I thought it was a cold joke, but I didn't expect the burden to be so big, Zhao Liying was caught off guard, and she really didn't hold back.
Before Zhang Han could react, he was stunned by Zhao Liying's mouthful of water, and finally looked at Su Mu with resentment, as if to say:
- This pot is your back!!
The corners of Su Mu's mouth twitched, and he said:
I don't carry this pot, I'm just telling a joke.
Moreover, it is not yet voluntary.
Su Mu looked at the initiator Li Chengyuan, this sister was lying in the arms of the poet, her shoulders trembling terribly, like a sheep going crazy.
Master Liu also tried hard to hold back, and his little face was very red.
For no reason, he glared at Su Mu fiercely.
Su Mu became a wronged emoji in seconds!
One by one, if you don't give money, forget it, and blame him.
These days, it's hard to be a good person!
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