"Relax. ”

"I was so relaxed. "A very aggrieved male voice.

"It's hard as a stone, is that relaxing?" said an exasperated voice.

"But I can't help it, I'm already desperately trying to listen to Bach. ”

"What's the use of Bach?"

"Ah, last week's music appreciation class, listening to Bach's French suite, I listened to it very relaxed, and finally slept soundly in the fourth row. ”

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"Relex!" the exasperated voice was clearly angry.

The aggrieved voice was still aggrieved: "I know that everyone in our school is a master of the outside, but you don't work hard to get an injection, what's the use of competing with me on the outside." ”

"I haven't ?...... it yet"

"Please, you're not a boilermaker, but you'll have to work hard. ”

"How do you talk as a student?"

The doctor at the school hospital punctured a needle in total, and listened to the kid's rambling, and finally couldn't help but kick him out of the injection room. Yi Tianxing came to the gate of the hospital in a gloomy manner, saw the crowd, and hurriedly hugged his hot schoolbag into his arms, and slipped out of the hospital with a sad face.

Walking to the front of the flower bed at the entrance of the hospital, the breeze blew the foolish egg awake. Yi Tianxing slapped his head and sighed incomparably: "It's really fever and confused." I've never had an injection, and with my perverted physique, it's really not easy to get this thin needle in. He turned his head and arched his hand in the direction of the note, and laughed softly: "Teacher, I'm sorry." ”

After slapping the door of the head, he patted his ass again and left.

Passing out from the door next to the school hospital, there was a game room and billiards room on the three roads, and there was a big pharmacy a few steps forward in the lively place, Yi Tianxing staggered in and began to look at all kinds of medicines on the counter in a daze. He had never taken medicine since he was a child, and he was indeed extremely inexperienced in this area.

"What do you want?" asked a sweet little salesman.

Yi Tianxing pursed his lips, and found that the salesman's smile was quite sweet, and he replied: "I have a fever, I don't want to take injections, what kind of medicine do you want to take?"

"Aspirin, compound aspirin, sodium salicylate, sodium salicylate mixture...... What do you usually eat?" asked the young salesman.

Yi Tianxing scratched his head and said, "Inexperienced, which medicine is more powerful?"

"Illness comes like a mountain, and illness goes like a thread...... this little salesman not only smiled sweetly, but also had a good heart, "It's a medicine that is three parts poisonous, don't just covet the efficacy, just take compound aspirin." ”

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Yi Tianxing is a person who occasionally has a little nymphomaniac in Righttime and Rightplace: for example, in today's dizzy hour, Zou Leilei's little lady is not around. He never forgot the little salesman in his heart, held the hot aluminum lunch box in his arms with both hands, and walked with a smile on the road leading to the stadium from the school hospital at the end of summer.

The shade of trees on both sides of this road is very cool, and the cool breeze through the alley at this time is extremely pleasant. Yi Tianxing was walking happily, but out of the corner of his eye, he aimed at a black shadow behind him and slammed into him. Although he was in a daze with a fever at this time, his body functions did not degenerate at all, his nerves tightened suddenly, his body muscles tensed instantly, his toes turned on the ground, and his whole body suddenly smoothed out a few steps away, and he didn't forget to punch the black shadow like the wind!

"Ah......h

Yi Tianxing lost his mind for a while, and his voice was so light and lovely.

When he looked at it, he saw that his iron fist was hitting the faucet of a beautiful bicycle, and the handlebars made of steel were smashed, and on the pale green bicycle was a young girl. The girl looked to be about seventeen years old, with black hair loosely tied behind her back, wearing a very elegant floral dress, her face was delicate and elegant, but her eyebrows were quite indifferent, like ice and snow, people dare not look at her, like a person carved in crystal.

Yi Tianxing was shocked, thinking that this was a mistake! In astonishment, the boss with his mouth open seemed to want to swallow his harmful iron fist into his stomach.

The girl's eyebrows frowned slightly, and she said softly, "I'm sorry, classmate." ”

Yi Tianxing was secretly regretting that he actually punched such a weak woman, but when he heard the girl say sorry to himself, he couldn't help but doubt his ears, and hurriedly replied: "It's me who is sorry for you, I didn't scare you, right?"

"It's fine. Seeing Yi Tianxing's embarrassed appearance, the corners of the girl's lips curled slightly, and she smiled faintly.

The girl's eyebrows are elegant to the extreme, but there is always a hint of indifference that cannot be erased, at this time, she smiled faintly, and a smile made Yi Tianxing, who was stupidly watching, feel a clear and long sun blowing over, the ice and snow suddenly melted, and the chūn water bubbled and moistened somewhere in her heart.

Yi Tianxing suddenly felt that something was wrong, and secretly thought to himself: "The eyes can move, the hands can move, but the heart can't move......!"

Just thinking about it, the girl had already staggered and rode away, and it seemed that she was going to a new house.

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When Yi Tianxing woke up, there was no trace of the girl beside him, only those college girls who came out of the swimming pool and were still wet on the curves of their green chūn bodies - he shivered, thinking of what happened just now, he couldn't help but regret it greatly, how did the most common crash love on the college campus fall on his head, but it became an iron-fisted bicycle that ruined the scenery?

Angrily returning to the dormitory, he shoved the hot aluminum lunch box next to the stinky shoes under the bed, and lay down on the bed. The psychic little Vermilion Bird never made a sound in the dormitory, but today it may be that he really can't stand the smell of Yi Tianxing's shoes, and he coos and coos non-stop, until Yi Tianxing hammers the bed twice and is not quiet.

Yi Tianxing was lying on the bed thinking about the girl just now, and couldn't help but laugh evilly, what a beauty. While he began to move his intestines, he took his wallet out of his trouser pocket and prepared to throw it on the table. Unexpectedly, it seemed that God was going to wake him up, and the wallet flipped through his hand, and the photo that was usually clipped in the wallet appeared in front of his eyes.

The girl in the photo is picturesque, pretending to be fierce, but in fact she is extremely cute, pointing an index finger at the camera lens.

Yi Tianxing came to his senses and said with a bitter face to the girl in the photo: "Lei Lei, I didn't think much of it, please take a look." Having said that, my heart was a little empty...... So Yi Tianxing began to make excuses, of course, he would not admit that he was good when he died, and after all, he was a cultivator, and he could barely pretend to be Yanagishita Hui in front of a beautiful woman, so he decided to find the reason from the external environment.

"Why do you commit a nymphomaniac today?" he pretended to be deep, and then replied to himself: "Of course, it can't be because the girl on the bicycle is too pretty, and the little salesman who sells medicine in the pharmacy also looks very pleasing to the eye." ”

And then, quite naturally, he found an excuse.

"Alas, it is true that when people are sick, they are prone to weakness. The high fever burns people up, no wonder I want to pounce when I look at a beautiful girl. ”

Thinking that he had figured it out, Yi Tianxing poured water, looked at the instructions, and then swallowed the amount of medicine for a normal person for a week.

After swallowing dozens of aspirin pills, Yi Tianxing fell asleep, waiting for the high fever to subside, but he slept until the afternoon, the fever still did not subside, and the dizziness was still there.

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Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one in the dormitory, he turned over and got up, holding the aluminum lunch box, looking at the naïve and cute little red bird inside, and said viciously after a while: "It's all your fault for this little turkey!"

Little Suzaku called a few innocently.

After reducing Suzaku to a turkey, he thought about it, then packed up and prepared to go to Guiyuan Temple to ask the monk Bin Ku about his strange situation.

Since he knew that Monk Bin Ku was perfunctory to himself, Yi Tianxing's interest in going to Guiyuan Temple to practice meditation had decreased a lot, and he had some natural fear of the green mask enchantment on the mountain behind Guiyuan Temple, so he had been persuading himself not to wade lightly there. But now Rì is really sick, and he is born different, he can't get the injection, and now it's useless to take medicine depending on the situation, so I have to ask those monks who know "evil magic" for some tricks.

Of course, he secretly convinced himself that it wasn't that his cultivation was too bad and he couldn't even hold back a high fever. He thought sadly and indignantly: "The reason why I went to ask the great monk for help is really because after this high fever, it is easy for people's willpower to weaken and make mistakes in life." ”

Yi Tianxing teased the beak of the little Suzaku with his fingers, and said with a pout: "Remember, boy, as a master, you can make any mistakes, and if you make them, you can change them, but only in terms of life style, you are resolutely not allowed to make mistakes!" The little Suzaku cooed softly, as if to show that he understood.

In this way, Yi Tianxing, who had been a student comfortably in school for half a month, finally took the initiative to step into those mysterious cultivation places again-this time, in the name of Lei Lei.

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Master Binku, the presiding officer of Kaiyuan Temple, saw Yi Tianxing stepping into the back garden, and his Zen heart had already smiled into a lotus, but his face was still kind and peaceful. Unexpectedly, Yi Tianxing said with a smile from afar: "The heart is a lotus flower, how many petals are there?

Master Bin Ku smiled bitterly and welcomed him into the meditation room to serve tea.

"The little donor counted the future, and thought that the donor was light to the heart of the Buddha, and now he was naturally pleased to see the figure of the donor. ”

The high temperature on Yi Tianxing's forehead has not subsided, how can there be a god who talks to him about this, and laments: "There is a big trouble to ask the master to help solve today." ”

Master Bin Ku said with a smile: "The donor's cultivation has already entered the realm of supreme, where do you need my helper?"

"I don't know anything about it. Yi Tianxing waved his hand, put his schoolbag on the futon beside him, and stretched out his face abruptly in front of Master Bin Ku, bluffing the old monk.

"You touch. ”

Master Bin Ku was a little shocked and put his hand on his forehead, closed his eyes for a long time, and the expression on his face was unfathomable.

Yi Tianxing looked sideways at the vice chairman of the Provincial Political Consultative Conference, a high-ranking monk of Buddhism, and felt a little hopeful.

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I don't know how long it took, Master Bin Ku slowly opened his eyes and said:

"Donor, you have a fever. ”

Yi Tianxing almost fell to the ground, and said with a helpless smile: "I also understand this, I don't need the master's mana to investigate, just ......" He looked at Bin's bitter eyes and said, "Why do I have a fever?"

Why is there a fever? This is a very nonsensical question in the eyes of ordinary people, but when it falls on Yi Tianxing, it has really become a big problem.

Bin Ku woke up, and he was also stunned, yes, the stunned Qing in front of him obviously didn't know the Taoist technique, but he was born with a supernatural power that was terrifying, and he couldn't subdue him with the heavenly robe that day, but forced out the Tianxuan Fire on his body. Why does such a person with a golden fire running through his body have a fever? How can he have a fever?

Bin pondered for a while, and then began to interrogate Yi Tianxing's situation carefully.

The two old monks didn't want to ask more, they just wanted to use this young man to block the disaster for their Guiyuan Temple, but Yi Tianxing didn't trust this monk very much, so he naturally refused to talk about it in detail. However, today's situation is special, Yi Tianxing really doesn't want to be the first cultivator to die because of a high fever, he holds his head that is getting darker and heavier, and finally tells Yu Bin all the strangeness of his childhood to the present, and only temporarily conceals the matter of the little red bird.

After listening to it, Bin closed his eyes and thought for a long time, and finally shook his head with a sigh and said: "I have been practicing Buddhism for decades, and I have also had contacts with many sects in the last three days. It seems that he has carried the body of King Kong since his mother's womb, the flame of heavenly fire, and the old man is really incomprehensible. However......" he looked at Yi Tianxingdao, "the donor's several enlightenments are all related to my Zen Buddhist scriptures, which shows that the donor and my sect are quite fateful people." Samadhi sitting meditation sutra, practicing the Tao and the earth scriptures, are all Zen Buddhism**, but my Zen disciples are all using it to build the foundation of Peiyuan, not to take the force, but it is a quality victory, there should be no risk of going mad. According to the usual theory, since the donor has learned the art of controlling the Xuanhuo with these two scriptures, he will not be eaten by the fire element, and this strange high fever symptom will appear. ”

Yi Tianxing hesitated for a long time, and finally said, "What if another part of the fire element is outside the body for a long time and is not controlled by the Fa?"

"Without the guidance of the Dharma, the natural fire element ignites on its own. However, with the prosperity of the fire element in the main body, there is no prohibition after the fire element leaves the body, but I am afraid that the entire provincial capital will be burned. ”

Yi Tianxing pondered for a long time whether to give it all out, but suddenly smelled a mushy smell around him.

He and the old monk Bin Ku glanced at each other, saw the confusion in each other's eyes, and then looked to the side sharply.

I saw that the futon that Yi Tianxing used to put his schoolbag before was already smoking at this time!

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"What is this?" Master Bin Ku was a highly respected monk, but his voice trembled a little at this time.

Yi Tianxing glanced at him and said, "You won't take my little red bird as a monster, right?" ”

The old man and the young man were lying on the ground at this time, looking at the vermilion birds with confused expressions on the futon. Little Suzaku obviously didn't understand why his father and a bald man who was going to kick his ass looked at him stupidly, and his black eyes turned around a few times, looking very cute.

Little Suzaku suddenly walked childishly and frightened Yi Tianxing.

I saw Xiao Suzaku twisting his buttocks through the side curtain of the presiding meditation room, along a bluestone path, staggering towards the side hall of Guiyuan Temple, Yi Tianxing and Monk Bin Ku hurriedly followed, each with their own nervousness.

The monk in the side hall was in the morning class, and suddenly saw such a little guy running in, looking at it cute, and was about to come up to play, but was blasted out of the temple by the monk Bin Ku with a burst of "Buddhist lion roar", leaving only himself and Yi Tianxing stunned to watch the little Vermilion Bird walking around on the large checkered stone floor of the side hall.

"What is it going to do?"

Yi Tianxing looked sideways, Master Bin Ku was looking at him with a nervous face, and he couldn't help but wonder why this senior monk was so nervous, and replied casually: "I don't know." ”

Unexpectedly, when the little Vermilion Bird saw the statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva offered in the side hall, he seemed to be interested, cooed a few times, and spit out a string of flames to spray the melons and fruits on the offering table.

Bin was bluffed, and the Buddha seal in his right hand was sharply knotted, and a stream of air quickly spit out from his fingers...... The space in front of the table shook, as if an invisible barrier had been created in the air, barely blocking the fire ball spit out by the little Suzaku.

Yi Tianxing also regretted it for a while. He felt that the monk Bin Ku had a little more sincerity to solve his problem, but this little guy was ready to "burn the Red Lotus Temple", if he offended the monk of Guiyuan Temple, he would be in trouble if he wanted to ask the monk to teach him the method.

Thinking of this, he was ready to show the majesty of being a father, and grabbed the little red bird for a good oral education. Master Bin Ku felt sorry for his temple property, and he didn't care about his demeanor, so he rolled up his sleeves and wanted to help...... But before these two people could make a move, the little Suzaku had already flapped its fluffy wings and narrowly pounced on the net bottle of the clay statue of Guanyin.

The two of them caught the birds, so they had to stupidly watch the naughty little Suzaku drain a puddle of filth that they didn't know what to do in the holy and indesecrated clean bottle!