Chapter 113: I Should Be Under the Car

Maybe because he felt that Hee-hee's nickname was better, He-hee didn't use her real name.

The angel stared at Hexi with cold eyes in dismay, she had already recognized Hexi's identity.

Although Tianji King Hexi has always lived in a simple place in Merlot Heavenly Court, after all, he will still show up occasionally, and Angel Leng is an old angel who is more than seven thousand years old, and it is impossible not to know Hexi.

The reason why the angel was stunned was that she couldn't understand how Hexi, the old lady of the Tianji King, could suddenly leave Merlot Heavenly Court and come to Earth.

It's just a matter of coming to Earth, and after meeting you, I actually greeted An Lan as soon as possible, looking like I was coming for you.

The most disgusting thing is that she still calls herself "Xixi", an old woman in her 30,000s, what kind of tender is she pretending.

The angel pursed her lips coldly, without the slightest awareness that she was more than seven thousand years old and belonged to the old cow eating tender grass.

"Hee-hee?"

An Lan read Hexi's name again, and then smiled, "Hello, my name is Lelouch and I am a prince."

Bustling and humorous, in "The Rebel Lelouch", a second-class anime masterpiece, Lelouxiu's official partner is Wu.

"Lelouch V. Britannia, hereby commanded.

Surrender to me, O world!"

Hexi put on a very middle two posture and pointed to the front, and in an extremely middle two tone, read out the famous lines that Lelouch said to the screen before the decisive battle.

While saying this, he also winked his left eye at An Lan. This is not a tease, but a tribute.

Lelouxiu's eye, which has the power of [geass] and can make the person who is directly looked at absolutely surrender once, is the left eye.

After the second wave of secondary school, Hexi returned to the appearance of a fair lady, folded her hands in front of her lower abdomen, and smiled at An Lan with some complaint: "I don't care about the homophonic stalks.

But the first time we met, I took advantage of others, saying that I was my official match, is it a little rude, Mr. Anlan."

"I'm so sorry, Miss Hee-hee." An Lan apologized in a gentlemanly manner.

Angel Leng could only sit there with a confused face, watching An Lan and Hexi get through the embarrassing period of strangers' initial communication with only one or two sentences.

The vast majority of people, when getting along with strangers, always can't find a topic to communicate with at first, so they can only try to find common topics step by step.

After getting acquainted, there will gradually be more topics, until you become a friend who can talk about everything.

And patients with social can always get through the initial embarrassing period in just a few words. An Lan is this kind of person, and so are Angel Yan and Hexi.

"I forgive you for your offense."

Hexi walked to the campfire with his skirt up, tilted his head to look at An Lan, and asked, "Can I sit here, Mr. An Lan?"

"Please."

After getting An Lan's permission, Hexi took a silver gauze dress and sat on the grass next to the bonfire.

Because the long skirt he wears is a more slim type, this sitting long skirt has a sense of tightness, which sets off the already graceful posture more exquisitely.

The beautiful feet wearing crystal slippers also exposed all the tops and ankles, reflecting the dreamy brilliance under the light of the fire and the moonlight.

….

Probably because he has been working part-time as a foot therapist recently, An Lan's eyes couldn't help but be attracted by Hexi's beautiful feet wearing crystal shoes.

"Mr. Anlan, do my feet look good?"

Hexi crossed his arms around his knees and asked in a quiet voice.

"It's pretty good, and it would be nice if I took my shoes off and let me see the soles of my feet."

An Lan smiled: "I don't mean to objectify women, but I have always felt that the most accurate and detailed way to evaluate whether a woman's external conditions are truly perfect is to look at her feet.

Many beauties have a beautiful face and a perfect body, but after taking off their shoes, you will find that her feet are ugly.

Or because of the long time

Wearing high heels causes the bones of the feet to deform, or the skin on the soles of the feet is too thick due to long-term travel, or the heels are worn out with thick calluses.

Although this is unavoidable, it is almost impossible for women born in ordinary families to have perfect feet because they need to work and have no money for beauty maintenance.

But it's a pity."

"Like the pea princess in Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales?" Hexi asked with a smile.

"Yes." An Lan nodded.

The princess in "The Pea Princess" is so immature that she can feel a pea pressed under the twenty-layer mattress and twenty eiderdown quilts because her skin is too immature.

"It is really difficult for ordinary people to do this, even if the congenital conditions are good, it is inevitable that they will be tormented by the hardships of life and no longer be perfect."

Hexi bowed slightly, agreeing with An Lan's standard for evaluating perfect beauties.

Then he changed his words and asked with a smile, "But, Mr. Anlan, you have been staring at my feet, is there something wrong, is it too dirty?"

"What's wrong?"

An Lan still didn't retract his gaze, and explained eloquently, "I'm all for art.

Cao Zhi's "Luo Shen Fu" wrote about [Ling Bo Weibu, Luo Socks Dust].

The Sui Dynasty also had a Yuefu poem called "Double Line Entanglement" that wrote that [Zhu Silk tied a wrist rope, which is really like white snow. But I am good at what I say, and everyone is saying it.

Silla embroidered lines are entangled, and the feet are like spring flowers. Others don't say good, but I know pity. 】

As a literati, it is normal for me to follow the example of many predecessors in the literary world, hoping to get creative inspiration from a similar but more perfect prototype.

There is a tradition of judging from time immemorial, and this is not a dirty thing, but a romantic affair."

Better eloquence than E is playing normally again.

Hexi covered his mouth and chuckled, even if he had known for a long time that An Lan could be eloquent, and he was very good at borrowing various celebrity quotes or allusions.

But when I saw An Lan staring at other people's feet so nobly, I still couldn't hold back a little bit.

The old color criticism is the old color criticism, what do you do so elegantly.

Angel Leng looked down at his feet wrapped in combat boots, and muttered in his heart, my feet are actually very good-looking.

From here, you can see the rank gap between Angel Leng and Angel Yan and Hexi.

Although the armor of the angel is more focused on beauty, it is not as good as those luxurious regular clothes and dresses, and can better set off the beauty and details of the figure.

Not long after Angel Yan and An Lan met, they changed into a fashionable dress of T-shirt hot pants and sandals, and Hexi simply appeared in a silver gauze long skirt.

….

Angel Leng is still wearing Angel Battle Armor until now, and the rank gap is obvious.

Hexi said, "If you're right, it's not dirty, but when you look at my feet, you don't get my permission."

"When Cao Zhi wrote "Luo Shen Fu", he did not get Zhen Ji's permission." An Lan replied.

Cao Zhi does it, I can't do it? Obviously, everyone is a prince and a literati.

Hexi decided not to fight with An Lan on the issue of morality anymore, which seemed to be immoral, and said from a different angle: "Then let's talk about your aesthetic standards.

You say that the feet are the most detailed criterion for evaluating whether a beautiful woman is perfect, and the word "detail" means that it is important and unimportant.

Just like the finishing touch, if there is no dragon drawn by others, what is the use of dotting that stroke?

I think Mr. Anlan, you are a little too detailed, obviously there are other places to see besides your feet, and your words and deeds are contrary to your aesthetic standards."

"It's not contradictory."

An Lan then withdrew his gaze, looked at Hexi's face, and said with a smile, "Because I'm very sure that except for those feet, everything else about you is perfect.

My facial features, my body, my skin, my temperament, etc., out of the pursuit of perfection, I can only look at my feet."

Nature, you are already beautiful.

An Lan's poor dagger made the angel who had been watching like a passer-by Leng, knowing how bad she was compared to Hexi.

Appearance, it's that simple.

Hexi is the angel with the best and most perfect external conditions in Merlot Heavenly Court, which has almost become a consensus among the angel army.

"Hehe, thank you for the compliment." Hexi covered his mouth and chuckled.

"You're welcome." An Lan nodded.

The moonlight sprinkled on the corners of the two, setting off the man and woman who seemed to have come out of literature.

At this moment, the two of them have a warm and elegant temperament, like a pair of jasper beauties.

An Lan is pretending, and Hexi is also pretending.

Both of them are very good at seamlessly switching between the two styles of secondary two abstraction and literary youth, which is a confrontation between two actors.

Suddenly, Angel Leng had the illusion of "I should be under the car, not in the car, to see how sweet you are".

Who I am, where I am, and why do I have the illusion that I'm a light bulb.

The angel looked coldly at An Lan and Hexi, who were very well matched, and blushed, it was me, it was me first, obviously I came first......

It doesn't matter if you're interested in him, if you like him, or if you merge with him and defeat Morgana.

Yan's little *** robbed me of a man once, how do you look like this mysterious Tianji King also wants to rob it once?

Princely generals, rather have a kind of, when I am an angel cold, is it easy to bully!?

The unbearable Angel Leng finally spoke, and inserted the topic extremely bluntly: "That, in the angel's aesthetic and mate selection concept, the external conditions are actually not important.

Morality, courage, awareness, genetic compatibility, these things are more important than external conditions."

Angel Leng emphasized the words [genetic match], which is her biggest reliance, and it is also the thing that can increase her confidence and courage the most in the face of Hexi and Angel Yan.

The order of Queen Kaisha is the largest, and the genetic match between me and An Lan is likely to be 100%, can you rob me?

Hexi squinted slightly, stared at Angel Leng with a smile, and nodded, "Well, the degree of genetic match is indeed very important, the higher the degree of match, the more likely it is to get Queen Kaisha's blessing, right."

What stinky fish and rotten shrimp, dare to interject when I Hexi seduces a man, you see if I can't handle it, you'll be done.

Hexi smiled on the surface, and pin in his heart.

Knight of the Supergod Evolution.

Cool night fragrant snow