Chapter 2 PUA Routines of the Civil Service Group
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When Lu Zhishen came to his senses, a sharp voice came from his ears: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you are scared to death of the slave!" β
When I opened my eyes, I saw an anxious face, white and beardless, small eyes, an enlarged nose, no nose bridge, big bags under the eyes like two urine bubbles, and it was okay to say that I was in my forties, and I could say that I was in my sixties.
This face is unfamiliar, but Lu Zhishen recognizes it-Wang Chengen...... Heaven has just seen it......
Wait a minute!! How did this person appear in front of his eyes?
Moham!
The white hair and sweat suddenly came out of the holy monk's back.
Wang Dongchang, who was hated by thousands of people and hated by thousands of people, burst into tears at this moment: "Long live the lord, long live the lord, it's all slaves and maids, I just let the children go to explore their families, but I didn't expect them to be so scoundrels, lying in front of the plaque of 'Respecting Heaven and Ancestor', and deceiving the saint!" β
"Damn it!" Saying that, Wang Chengen stomped his feet hatefully, "Or, let the children do it!" β
Zhu Youzhen was named King Xin at birth, but he was not happy, his grandfather Shenzong did not like his father Guangzong, and Guangzong did not like Chongzhen's biological mother, which made him live in a lackluster environment since he was a child.
Wang Chengen entered the palace very early, and almost grew up with today's son, and the relationship between the two is really not shallow.
Even with Zhu Youzhen's mean temperament, he really has nothing to say to Wang Chengen.
In turn, in the original history, when Emperor Chongzhen was hanged on the coal mountain, he was only accompanied by Wang Chengen, and after taking care of the Son of Heaven, he was hanged on the begonia tree on the side, and the martyr's full name festival.
Of course, once Lu Zhishen comes, this kind of thing will definitely not happen again.
Because......
With a rub, long live the cold Lord A carp jumped up from the ground, and his body was clean and neat, even the elite tiger of Liaodong had to praise when he saw it, "Good body!" β
The prince was so frightened that he sat on the ground: "The slave and the maid should die, the slave and the maid should die." β
He didn't have time to get up and confessed first: "The slave and maid were so angry that they forgot to pick up the long-lived master...... Uh......"
Wang Chengen suddenly stopped, he found that there was something wrong with Long Live Ye.
Lao Wang just fell down, his butt hit the ground, he was not young, and the whole person fell backwards like an ingot, and at this moment he was holding back the pain and standing up his upper body to confess.
Today, Zi bent over, his eyes were round, staring at Wang Chengen.
Lao Wang suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, he had been with Chongzhen for more than 20 years and had never seen this situation.
In the past, the Son of Heaven also had a time when he stared at people, but most of them were squinting, but today's eyes are wide open, which is terrifying......
He couldn't help but think of some legends in the palace before, but although the sons of heaven of the old Zhu family had all kinds of problems, they never had these hobbies......
"Sprinkle the ......" Long live the Lord spoke, the voice was still the usual voice, but the adjustable door was a lot more suffocating.
Wang Chengen even wondered if he had hit his brain when he fell just now, why the originally sharp and somewhat harsh voice of the Son of Heaven suddenly became a lot thicker, and it shook his ears a little painfully.
"Yes...... Big Tomorrow? "Long live the Lord's expression is quite strange.
The prince suddenly stood up with the cold hairs on his back, and he didn't care about the pain in his tail to death, and he jumped up from the ground in a hurry.
"Long live the lord, long live the lord, you, don't scare the slave maid, you, you are today, this Ming country is yours! Long live the lord, long live the lord, you were confused just now, and fainted again, slave maid, slave maid, carry you to the side hall and sit for a while...... This is the ...... of the state in advance."
"Sprinkle the family...... Uh, I'm fine. β
"Zhu Youzhen" said and reached out and touched the golden silk wing crown on the top of his head, this touch has passed the history from the Northern Song Dynasty to the Ming Dynasty, and he was surprised in his heart, but he had no expression on his face, but he just grinned and said: "You go to pass the decree and call the ministers back just now, and you will say that the family is sprinkled...... I still have important things to discuss. β
Wang Chengen felt a little unaware of this son of heaven who he watched grow up.
Especially this grin, which is obviously laughing, but a little crazy?
It's like a beast opening its mouth......
He couldn't help but take a few more glances at the Son of Heaven who he had served since he was a child, and his eyebrows and eyes were not wrong at all!
After thinking about it, he pressed his right hand against his tail bone (the fall just now was really painful and painful), "Long live Lord, the slave maid thinks, just ......"
As he spoke, his left palm stretched out and slashed down, "Let's let the children get a prison, just say that Chen Yan is a big rebel and chop it with a knife, so that he will kill chickens and scare monkeys, and scare others first, so that he will obediently take out the money!" β
"For birds!" Long live the anger of the Lord "sprinkled...... I even chopped two of the first assistants, but this group of killers still opened their eyes and said nonsense, and now Li Chuang is dozens of miles away, even if they are all killed? It can only make people in the city panic! β
"Besides," Emperor Chongzhen said again, "Chen Yan dared to lie to the Sprinkle family in court, relying not only on the identity of the first assistant of the cabinet, but also on the protΓ©gΓ© behind him, he is such a big force!" If you do a performance, aren't you afraid that these insects will come at you? β
Wang Chengen rubbed his back and smiled bitterly: "Afraid, why aren't you afraid?" Civil officials not only have to kill people, but also make you stink for 10,000 years before it's over. Hey, at that time, it will naturally be Long Live Lord who will use our heads to calm their hearts, saying that our family is the remnant of Wei Zhongxian...... Anyway, our family has no children and no daughters, and this crippled body can still be exchanged for a large amount of military salary, and this transaction is still ......"
Chongzhen didn't speak, just looked at the old eunuch who had served him since he was a child.
Wang Chengen said in a low voice, "Our family said something disrespectful, if it is Duke Wei...... Well, Wei Zhongxian is still here, I'm afraid it will be easier...... At least, he can get the money. β
"He can really get money...... Wang Chengen sighed softly.
"Wei is treacherous and treacherous, but he relies on his cleverness to curry favor with the emperor!" Zhu Youzhen's tone was cold: "Without such a villain, I will lose the country?" β
"Long live spare your life, the slave and maid talk nonsense, you should slap your mouth" said Wang Chengen knelt on the ground and slapped himself again and again, and his proficiency was heart-wrenching.
Emperor Chongzhen's daily life can be seen.
And Wang Chengen also relied on this hand to keep his position and save his life......
"Okay, I know your loyalty, and I will say it when I say it, there is nothing wrong with it, the Sprinkle family does not sin because of words, that is the number of faint kings."
Wang Chengen's eyes almost fell to the ground when he heard this, and he said in his heart that because of his words, the sinners are the ancestors of your old Zhu family.
Where did the blood stains on the cane and stick in the celebrant storehouse come from?
Chongzhen didn't care, and continued, "The top priority is to raise the money, repel Li Chuang, and leave other things behind for the time being." This borrowing of silver is a personal grudge between me and these bird officials, and I can't use Dongchang."
"Hmph" said and stomped his feet, and the peach blossoms next to him were shaken down, "If the military salary can't be raised, what face will you have in the future to go to the spring to see the ancestors and ancestors, you go quickly and call them all back." I guess it's not out of the noon gate yet! β
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Seeing that Wang Chengen was in a hurry, Lu Zhishen, uh, or Emperor Chongzhen, walked a few steps in the imperial garden.
Still a little unfamiliar with his body, he threw a punch into the plane tree next to him.
The trees trembled.
"Well, also, although this body is useless, I don't know why I still have some strength in my fists. I don't know if Kung Fu is still there? When the Wutai Mountain Sprinkler got drunk, he slapped the beams and pillars of the pavilion! I'll try it again today."
There happened to be a pavilion in front of him, Lu Zhishen Dantian competed, stretched out his palm to beat, but suddenly deflated: "The things in this palace are all people's fat and people's ointment, and now the people are not living, if I break it, it is also a sin, just ...... Try again later! Anyway, there is still some strength. β
That body is still born with brute strength, or divine power, and he is not afraid of anyone.
It's just that after entering the mortal world, Fang Cai's eyes, ears, and hearts have all lost their effectiveness.
"Thief God, I'm afraid that the Sprinkle family will have a too smooth life in this Daming!" Emperor Chongzhen was very dissatisfied.
Then he began to take stock of his belongings.
Daming is really poor, the warehouse runs rats, Fang Yuegong said before that it costs 1.5 million taels of silver to defend the city in January.
The internal budget is 150,000, accounting for only one-tenth.
Of course, there are a lot of rare treasures in the palace, but at the moment, these things can't be exchanged for money, and besides, the royal treasures, which buyer dares to accept them?
Therefore, the only way to seek the help of the minister is to pay him.
Chongzhen's original plan was good, and the elders of the pavilion were 70,000 each.
Fifty thousand.
In this way, the six yamen will be able to make up a million.
Then the nobles and generals can also have a 500,000.
In this way, it is enough to support one month.
Wu Sangui's army has already entered Shanhaiguan, and it will definitely be able to reach the capital in half a month.
As long as it survives, then under the control of the Ming Dynasty, Nanzhili will continue to provide silver, grain and grass with energy.
It's just that the original Emperor Chongzhen really underestimated the shamelessness of this group of important ministers.
Or until this moment, he just recognized the true face of Chen Yan.
And was to death.
In fact, Emperor Chongzhen didn't die, at least his soul didn't go to Lord Yama to report.
At that time, Zhu Youzhen was just phlegm-obsessed, and he couldn't get up in one breath, so he fainted.
At that time, his soul was out of his body, and after Wang Chengen pinched someone next to him, the phlegm went down, and when his soul was about to go back, he found that there was already a new soul in his body!
There is no room for two tigers in one mountain, and one body cannot accommodate two souls.
It's embarrassing!
There is only one song "Xijiang Moon", which is exactly what it says:
The book of life and death has no name or surname,
Few but ghosts lead the way,
Lived for the first time in the thirties,
There is no experience of death.
Seeing the lonely soul and the wild ghost,
Fortunately, with the help of the breeze,
Drifting and swaying in the coal mountain,
Lucky old crooked neck tree!
Zhu Youzhen's soul was somehow obtained, and the good wind relied on his strength to send him up the coal mountain, and floated on the mountain for a while, and when he arrived at the Shouhuang Pavilion, he found that the name of the pavilion was very flattering, and he was sighing.
At a glance, I caught a glimpse of the old crooked neck tree next to the pavilion waving in the wind, graceful and colorful, but it was more exciting than Chen Yuanyuan in the early morning.
Suddenly, the idea of intimacy arose in my heart, as if I had returned to the moment when I picked up Queen Zhou's hijab when I got married, and it happened that the wind blew him to the tree, and then attached it to the tree.
In this way, he can see every move in the Forbidden City without moving his feet......
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Shu Youzhen saw the Imperial Palace, and Chongzhen and the minister stared at each other again.
Chen Yan and others understood that the emperor must not give up......
Also, how can a drowning person have to hold on to a straw as a lifeline.
It's a pity......
Wei Zaode maintained his appearance in front of the king, looking at his nose and nose, but his eyes glanced at Shousuke, and saw that the other party was also peeking at it, so the corners of his mouth grinned, and the two laughed at each other silently, everything was silent.
The two belong to two factions in the court, and they have always attacked each other.
This is also the reason why Zhu Youzhen used the two of them, and it was the emperor's mind to stir up different opinions.
But don't look at the two of them usually fighting happily, but recently they are standing in the same trench...... dug a huge pit for Emperor Chongzhen and Daming.
Zhu Youzhen was not defenseless before, so he asked Wang Chengen to supervise the East Factory and monitor hundreds of officials.
After Wang Chengen got the knife handle, he didn't live up to Jun En, and the spies under him were released, which made some people quite jealous.
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"Zhu Youzhen, this guy is very majestic against Chen Yuanyuan, but there is nothing he can do against these bastard traitors."
The Son of Heaven on the throne did not speak, but his mind kept turning.
"Daming is like a century-old shop, the owner is the Zhu family, and the official is the man. Now that the business is not working, the owner is looking for a guy to borrow money to tide over the difficulties, but the guy just wants to join forces to change the owner. The sale is not theirs, as long as whoever pays them, they call whoever is the boss! β
"Straight sissy thief! It turned out that even Cai Jing's old dog was inferior! β
"It's a loss, Zhu Youzhen hasn't arrived home yet, and Wang Chengen is loyal enough"
"If there were no Dongchang overseeing officials, I am afraid that Chen Yan and Wei Zaode would have tied up the emperor with their families, but they would have sold it at a price...... In order to preserve their glory and wealth! Phew, it's really infuriating! β
But old foxes like Chen and Wei Zaode are not easy to get along with, and then they teamed up to pit Chongzhen fiercely.
Originally, three months ago, someone proposed that Wu Sangui give up the territory outside Shanhaiguan and take Guanning Tieqi back to Shiqin Wang.
Wu Sangui was born in Jiangmen, went out of Zhenshanhaiguan, and had countless elite soldiers and strong generals under his command.
After the outside of the pass, Jin made a fierce fuss, but the first pass in the world is not called in vain, a husband is not open, as long as there are a small number of soldiers to guard, then the Eight Banners who lack the ability to attack the field will never be able to capture this pass.
If the order had been issued three months ago, with the strength of Guan Ning's iron cavalry, he would not dare to say that he would have immediately pacified Li Chuang, but at least it would have forced him to retreat.
But it was too late now, and it was Chen Wei and the two of them who joined forces to delay the holy decree of transferring troops in the court.
Similarly, if the capital was moved to Nanjing at the beginning of the month, it was also a feasible strategy, at that time Li Chuang's pioneer was still 200 miles away, and he couldn't catch up for a while, and the imperial court could go calmly.
After arriving in Nanjing, relying on the money and grain population in the south of the Yangtze River, they could fight back to the north again.
And the north side will be given to Li Zicheng, the king of Dashun, and Zhang Xianzhong, the king of Daxi, although these two thieves are Gao Yingxiang's subordinates, but they have always been at odds with each other.
At that time, this proposal was directly rejected by Chen Yan, and Wei Zaode said that he would behead the proposer and correct the national law.
Just dragged on like this, a few days ago, someone suggested "Son of Heaven South Hunting", but this time Chen Wei was silent.
But Li Chuang was just outside the door, if Chongzhen dared to leave the capital, then the "Southern Hunting" team lacking horses would inevitably be wiped out by Li Chuang within three days.
In short, it was too late to fight, and it was too late to escape.
That's where the Cabinet's tacit understanding comes in......
They want the situation.
This truth, Lu Zhishen, who inherited Zhu Youzhen's memory, understood it in a round of eyes.
It's a pity that Emperor Chongzhen always thought that the ministers were just stingy and wanted to keep their family property, and they didn't know that the people of the Zhengying Dynasty were very big!
It's so big that it's going to change the day!
If Zhu Yuanzhang knew what they thought, he was afraid that he would personally come and tear off the skin of everyone in the court......
Except for Fang Yuegong and a few other elm heads, the other civil officials were all in general mind.
If Zhu Youzhen hadn't been taken away by Luda, he might not have been able to understand the doorway, with his experience as a teenager who grew up in the deep palace and was raised in the hands of a woman's eunuch, he could barely maintain the imperial court at a super level.
But this is not the case with Lu Zhishen in this shell, he had already realized it when he passed away in his previous life, and he could have attained the fruition position.
Probably the Buddha felt that he seemed to be a little lacking, so he sent him to walk in the red dust again.
As for what is owed?
Lu Zhishen didn't know it, but in fact, there were some vague signs, but he didn't dare to think deeply.
But with his great wisdom, looking at the ghostly tricks of Chen Yan and Wei Zaode, he couldn't help but sneer, and the originally diluted emotions seemed to have some signs of recurrence.
The main reason is that the karma of the previous life is still all dispersed - if there were no traitors in the Song Dynasty, why did the heroes of Liangshan end up like this?
At that time, there was Tong Guan Cai Jing, and today there are Chen and Wei.
After hundreds of years of vicissitudes, what has not changed is the traitors between the DPRK and China.
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Zhu Youzhen habitually touched his head, which was originally smooth and had a very good feel, but now he can only touch the golden silk winged crown, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, "The sprinkler family is not bald, but it is still strong......
At the thought that in the future, it seems that he will no longer be able to enjoy the comfortable feel brought by the smooth scalp, even if he is a master of Zhishen who has long been pure, he is also troubled.
"Long live the old minister and wait for him to come back, I don't know what else to order......," Wei Zaode spoke first, "As long as it is beneficial to the country, the old minister will never give up!" β
"The minister seconded the proposal, Fang Caichen and Chen Shoufu discussed" Wei Zaode said solemnly, "I am waiting for the emperor's grace, today Li Chuang Koucheng, it is the time for me to be loyal, the minister plans to go home, so he will gather the servants and scholars, and go to the city wall!" β
Wei Dezao's feeling was a little wrong, if he was talking nonsense like this in the past, the Son of Heaven on the throne would have already risen up, scolded loudly, and then threatened Dongchang Zhaojiao.
Only after all the results are ineffective, the emperor will reflect on his words and deeds seem to be out of line, and he should not be presumptuous in dealing with important cabinet ministers.
After the Son of Heaven lowered his tone and eased the atmosphere, another important minister would come and say the same thing with a similar attitude.
Keep the Emperor in a constant cycle of rage-threat-frustration-acceptance, a poisonous emotion.
If it is three times, the elders will finally make some concessions.
It's okay once or twice, every time I go to court for more than ten years, the emperor's personality, emotions and personality have long been ruined by these ministers.
Emperor Chongzhen's unkind and mean temperament, although there are congenital factors, but if you study it carefully, this group of civil ministers is the "greatest meritorious"!
Chen Yan has already set the price in his heart, and each person will pay three or four thousand taels of silver: first, you can't watch the Long Live Lord act in vain, and the monkey has to give a piece of the nest head after letting the monkey turn over, not to mention the dignified son.
Second, this group of people is well versed in the truth that cunning cats do not force mice.
Zhu Youzhen's temperament is extreme and vicious, and he lacks the city government.
If he is really in a hurry, it is not impossible for the king on the throne to make a desperate gamble and let the royal horse overseer raid their home.
After all, this is the owner!
The guys scraped together some silver and sent the emperor of the current dynasty first like a flower child, and then thought about how to make up for the shortfall.
As long as the world changes its owner, don't say a few thousand taels of silver, even if it is the same weight of gold, it won't beckon.
"Clam clam clam" Zhu Youzhen laughed out loud, thinking that I Luda has acted and spoken all my life, and I am all a man among men, and now I am facing such a ghostly method, whether it is good, it is good.
The killing intent in my heart quietly rose, just like this, the weather, although it was already spring in March, there would still be a cold wind!
Tianwei!
Unfathomable since ancient times!