Chapter 6 Sprinkle the family to ask for a stick, the thicker the better

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Wang Chengen was also open-minded, and his intuition told him that although the Son of Heaven was very abnormal today, this abnormality was a good thing for Daming, if it was like this every day, Daming would definitely be saved.

Wang Chengen was very pessimistic before, he was loyal to Zhu Youzhen, but he was powerless in the face of the general trend of erosion, and the Dongchang in his hand suppressed those civil officials, and there was nothing he could do about Li Chuang, Zhang Xianzhong, and Houjin.

He had thought privately that if it was really time for everything to be done, he would die this Daming......

A person who has already determined to die suddenly finds that he can not die, and it seems that he still has a good life to live, which is unimaginable for ordinary people.

Wang Chengen pondered for a long time, and felt that since the Son of Heaven was abnormal, then he would just follow him, no matter how bad things were, could they be worse than two hours ago?

"The slave and maid now know in their hearts, and the saint is no better than the Son of Heaven!" He genuinely admired.

"The minister is under the Son of Heaven, the courtiers are lawless, and it is natural for the Son of Heaven to practice the law!" The prince nodded, and he succeeded in convincing himself.

As for the way of implementation, such a small issue, that, that is not in the table......

Punching the air with a fist seems more decent than cutting off the skull, doesn't it?

……

Next, the emperor read and folded until half past one o'clock in the evening.

It is equivalent to ten o'clock in the evening of the Hereafter.

Wang Chengen asked Banzai to have dinner first several times, but it had no effect.

Seeing Zhu Youzhen standing up at this moment, he hurriedly went to pass the meal.

The emperor's imperial diet was originally in charge of Guanglu Temple, perhaps at the beginning of the establishment of the dynasty, there was the pressure of peeling daylilies, Guangluqing and Guanglu doctors were still diligent and serious, and the food was estimated to taste good.

But the further you go, the more you can't.

At present, there is a proverb in the capital, called: "Hanlin Yuan article, arsenal sword and gun, Guanglu Temple tea soup, Tai Hospital prescription"

It means that the four major are unreliable, or that there are and are not.

Guanglu Temple ranked third, beating the Tai Hospital, which shows that the emperor was really not eating well at this time.

Emperor Jiajing commented very unceremoniously: "Regardless of the ancestors, the two palaces are divided, and there are only more than ten concubines, and the banquet in the palace has been held for 20 years." Our daily meals are all fed, and there is no one who can control it. ”

Translated into human words, it has been twenty years, and Lao Tzu has eaten something that is not good and unworthy of the emperor.

However, Guanglu Temple is one of the permanent yamen, which is not easy to remove, and Guanglu Temple not only manages the emperor's food and drink, but also supplies all the things that the living people want to eat in the Forbidden City.

Things are unpalatable, but if you don't eat them, you will starve to death, there are tens of thousands of eunuchs in the Ming Forbidden City alone, and they have to eat.

Although the Ming Dynasty is not good, the palace ban is still neat, unlike the late Qing Dynasty, every morning there is a bunch of breakfast stalls in the Qianqing door, which is operated by the eunuchs and Sula in the palace, and the customers are the ministers and eunuchs of the early dynasty......

Whether you are the Minister of Military Aircraft or the pen post style, you will sit on a small bench in the open air and eat breakfast......

There are even officials who write poems for this, "Memories of the previous dynasty, memories of Longzong." Su made the meat fragrant sesame cake hot, fried liver sausage rotten apricot tea is strong. The shop is red at the beginning of the day. ”

As for the eunuchs drying the sauce outside the south study, not to mention the fact that the foreign envoys covered their noses and raised the prestige of our country.

Daming never has this rule.

The institution corresponding to Guangroji Temple is called Taijoji Temple, and it is responsible for cooking the food for the dead, that is, sacrificial food.

The imperial food of Guanglu Temple made it difficult for the emperor to swallow, and it is conceivable that those tribute meals placed in front of the tablet of the emperor really don't even touch the ghosts, or rather, fool the ghosts.

The emperor is not stupid, since he can't cut off Guanglu Temple, then open a small stove by himself, anyway, there are eunuchs in the palace.

There was also a special Shangshan supervisor in the twelve yamen of the eunuchs, and later the palm print and pen of the celebrant were also in charge of the imperial diet.

But what does it taste......

It's still hard to explain, and the reason is simple.

The big eunuchs must be trying to change their ways to please the emperor, and they will never make flowers on food.

But after all, this is to enter the mouth of the Long Live Lord, the taste is secondary, the first is safety, absolute safety.

For this reason, it is also painstaking, first of all, the heat will get home, all the ingredients would rather be boiled more than less fire, even if it is a stir-fry, after the oil has to put some boiling water in the stew of a cup of tea, to ensure that it is cooked thoroughly.

…… It's a headache.

Everything is boiled, and in order to flavor it, you can only put a lot of soy sauce and spices, so that all meat dishes have a taste.

Secondly, for safety reasons, before entering the emperor's mouth, there were five or six eunuchs responsible for tasting the dishes to prevent poisoning, and by the way, to consider the saltiness.

In this way, the steaming dishes that have just come out of the pot are warm in front of the emperor, plus the cooking method of boiling rotten.

Lu Zhishen faced a table of dishes, and tears were about to fall...... "This imperial meal, if you add some curry, it will be Tianzhu dog food...... The Sprinkle family didn't eat so badly in Daxiangguo Temple back then...... At that time, you can still steal dogs......"

Thinking of this, his eyes lit up and he stood up, "Wang Chengen, pass the decree and go down, and the Sprinkler family wants to eat dog meat!" ”

"Your Majesty," Wang Chengen knelt down again, "Absolutely not!" ”

"Why?"

"This, this dog meat is cheap meat, and there has never been one in the palace!"

"Nonsense, the Sprinkle family just heard a few dog barks, yes, you haven't eaten dog meat, you don't know that the dog meat rolls three times, the fairy can't stand steadily, go, the Sprinkle family will take you to beat the dog to try it." With that, he walked towards the barking of the dog.

Wang Chengen kneeled to block, "Long live, long live, can't fight, can't fight, this is a fine dog specially raised in the palace, specially used for hunting, carefully selected by the governors from all over the country, each one is better than dozens of taels of silver......"

When Emperor Chongzhen heard this, he was so angry that he yelled and patted his head.

Wang Chengen was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak, but in fact, he didn't know what to say.

Originally, I wanted to use the rules of the palace to suppress the other party, but after thinking about it, today I have beaten the elder of the pavilion and slapped the doctor, and all the rules have become a joke.

"Since the dogs in the palace can't be beaten, let's go, let's go out of the palace and take you to beat a few fat dogs!"

"Long live, the palace gates are locked at night, and no one can go out!" Wang Chengen persuaded.

"Who said you were going to leave the door...... Zhu Youzhen's eyes glared out, "That's right, you need a guy to beat a dog, you can find a job for the Sprinkle family to ......"

"This" Wang Chengen's eyes rolled, "Long live, isn't there a sword and sword in the side hall of the dormitory, and the slave maid will let people move over......"

"Swords? It is very useful, and it is not cool and tight. You and, you ...... Yes, there is a convenient shovel in the palace, and you can find one to come over......"

"Convenient shovel?" Wang Chengen was dumbfounded.

"No?"

"Yes, there is a ......" Wang Chengen nodded, "The previous emperor had many good Buddhas and good ways, and all kinds of monks and Taoist supplies in the palace were complete, and now they are all stored in the treasury, long live and wait a while......"

So saying, he told the little eunuch to fetch it.

"Hey, hey," Emperor Chongzhen laughed out loud.

Lu Zhishen was ecstatic in his heart: "Seven or eight out of ten of the Sprinkle family's kung fu are on this convenient crescent shovel, as long as this thing is in hand, don't say that the fat dog, even if there are thousands of troops, it is not easy to capture!" After eating the dog meat for a while, take advantage of the strength of the wine to play the crazy wand method again, and there is nothing more fun in the world than this! ”

Thinking of the happy place, he couldn't help laughing, and his voice was like a loud bell, Wang Chengen didn't understand that this seemingly dry body could make such a big movement.

After a while, Wang Chengen said: "Long live the lord, the little ones pay attention and pick the best three ......."

Emperor Chongzhen was overjoyed, jumped up from the dragon chair, and then became furious: "Wang Chengen, are you fooling the Sprinkle family?" Eat me for a ......"

Thinking that his fist could kill people, Chongzhen hurriedly withdrew his hand, but Wang Chengen's face turned white, "Long live, long live, this, this is all a good convenient shovel!" ”

"You call this a shovel?" Lu Zhishen picked up one casually and yelled in annoyance

"Behold, this handle is so thin, and the head of this shovel is smaller than a woman's hand! How does it work? How to kill enemies! ”

Wang Chengen was stunned and speechless.

It turns out that it is convenient to shovel a thing that is necessary for the monks to walk in the mountains.

The shape is similar to what Lu Zhishen used on Liangshan, but there is no crescent shovel at the back, it is the bottom of the stick, which is usually used as a walking stick.

The shovel head is only three inches wide and four or five inches long.

It's not very sharp, it's useful for self-defense, and it has the power to fight when it encounters jackals and other beasts.

Secondly, the convenient shovel is also called the mercy shovel in the folk, when the monk travels to the party, it is inevitable to see the poor remains of the dead roadside, in the spirit of compassion, dig a pit shallowly, put people into the soil for peace, and read a few verses of scriptures, which is also a merit.

Therefore, the convenient shovel should not be too big or too heavy, otherwise it will not only not bring convenience to the long road, but will be a huge burden.

In addition, there are two iron rings on the head of the shovel, which tinkle when walking, which can frighten wild beasts and give yourself courage......

Such a thing can weigh seven or eight pounds.

What is Lu Zhishen calling in Liangshan?

Sixty-two pounds, a water-mill Zen staff made of good iron!

When he was looking at the vegetable garden in Daxiangguo Temple, after drinking too much, he took out the Zen stick to perform martial arts, and the frightened crowd was speechless, and they all said, "The arms are not the size of a buffalo, how can they move?" ”

It just so happened that Lin Chong passed by, as the head of the forbidden army's gun and stick, the leopard's head in the long weapon, no one disagreed, and when he saw the crazy wand method that day, he couldn't help but blurt out, which made the friendship between the two.

Later, the wild boar Lin Dongchao and Xue Ba wanted to use a fire stick to kill Lin Chong, and Lu Zhishen's Zen stick was "thrown away from the clouds", and then in order to warn the two poor people, he picked up the Zen stick, "The pine tree was only a once, and the tree was two inches deep, and it was broken together."

This is the convenient shovel in Lu Zhishen's hand back then, and the name of the thing he is holding in his hand is the same as the name of the thing he is holding in his hand now.

The available places are too bad, one is a serious travel product, and the other is a serious murder weapon.

It's the same as cats and tigers......

Thinking of this, Lu Zhishen could only sigh, knowing that even if he found the ends of the earth, he would not be able to find his own special convenient shovel.

Shaking his head, he sighed, stared at the authentic convenient shovel in his hand, and didn't say much, his arms competed, clicked, broke the shovel head, and threw it on the ground.

"This shovel head, it's better not to ......" so convenient to shovel into an eyebrow stick.

He was still not satisfied, "This is also too fine, and it can't be used!" ”

"Wang Chengen!"

"The slave is here!"

"You go and find a stick for the Sprinkle family, don't be too thick, it's too rough to handle...... It's three feet long......"

Wang Chengen had a heart, and did not look for it immediately, but asked more, "Long live the lord, look at the slave maid, is the thickness of the egg okay?" ”

"It's too fine!"

"So, then, what about duck eggs?"

"If it's steel, the duck eggs are thick enough......"

Wang Chengen cried, "Long live, this is really not ...... Why don't you find you a wooden stick the thickness of a goose egg, and make do with it first? ”

"Okay, you go!"

Wang Chengen no longer called the little eunuch, and hurried out by himself, he didn't go to the Arsenal Division, he knew that although there were many weapons in that place.

But as soon as the knives and guns of the Arsenal Division are famous in the capital, they are ranked one place higher than the tea soup of Guanglu Temple, second only to the article of Hanlin Yuan...... (Explain that Daming is still a heavy text)

Secondly, how could there be a three-foot stick the thickness of a duck's egg in a serious arsenal.

Wang Chengen can do this position, the brain is naturally extremely good, he is also familiar with the Forbidden City, three or two steps to the inner palace supervisor, in charge of the ten major workshops such as civil engineering, tiles, stone and gunpowder, as well as rice and salt warehouse, construction library, imperial altar library, where the country builds palaces, mausoleums, and copper and tin utensils, utensils and ice cellars.

In a word, this is equivalent to the emperor's personal ministry and oversized grocery store.

There are 12 eunuchs and 4 divisions in the imperial city. In the eighth bureau, the inner palace supervisor is definitely not the most powerful, but it is definitely the most complete.

Theoretically, if the inner palace eunuchs can't find anything, then don't say that there is nothing in the imperial city, even in this world, it shouldn't exist.

The great yamen, which was once a great one, is now also down.

It costs money to open such a big stall, and now that the emperor is so poor that he is looking for ministers to tear his face and violently help him pay, where is there so much money to maintain?

After Zhu Youzhen ascended the throne, many of the original properties of the inner palace eunuchs were sold, in exchange for silver to suppress the peasant uprising and fight Houjin.

At present, the Inner Palace Supervisor is the Forbidden City Maintenance Team, responsible for daily repairs and maintenance of the palace.

Naturally, this place has the most types of wood and the most complete categories.

Seeing the late night visit of the princess, Hu Rong, the eunuch and eunuch of the inner palace supervisor, was startled, and thought that something big had happened, so he went out to greet him after approving his clothes.

After listening to Wang Chengen's intentions, he was also relieved.

The prince has always been reliable, so come to this thing in the middle of the night?

This thing seems to have only one purpose - the top door bar......

Although it is not peaceful at the moment, if the palace is about to top the door, sandbags and boulders are the most serious materials......