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Then he hurried to the palace prison.

In the evening, Wang Chengen asked, "Long live, are you going to sleep in Kunning Palace tonight?" The queen has prepared a few of His Majesty's favorite snacks......"

The Son of Heaven shook his head like a rattle, "Don't go, don't go, don't go!" ”

As if he found that his tone was easily misunderstood, he explained: "This, this, that, that...... I am busy with state affairs, and I want to see the twists and turns...... Really...... Really, I don't have time, pass on the decree, reward the queen with a pair of golden phoenixes and hairpins, and a bucket of pearls. ”

Wang Chengen was thoughtful.

Chongzhen was frightened in his heart: "Queen?! Although the Sprinkle family is a flower monk, what the flower said is that he has tattoos all over his body, and the rules of wine and meat have never been taken to heart, and it is common for people to kill and set fires in my master's mouth, but this color precept must be kept! Amitabha"

said that he shouted in his heart the name of my Buddha, but he didn't want to think about it, my Buddha is also known as Dari Rulai......

This day will not be gained, but I am afraid that I may not be able to escape this catastrophe.

"The Sprinkle family occupies Zhu Youjian's body, bah, bah!" Luda broke out in a cold sweat, "If you go to occupy his daughter-in-law and children again, you really won't be a hero, you won't be a hero......"

The dignified Lu Zhishen had no reason, and he sweated for the first time......

At that moment, I thought in my heart, "color is emptiness......

Fortunately, he is a big tomorrow and has enough freedom to choose where he sleeps at night.

Whether it was Empress Zhou, Concubine Tian, or even Chen Yuanyuan, they didn't bother him too much.

The real trouble will be when he goes thousands of miles away in the future, facing the blonde and blue-eyed Western woman who sits on the ground like a wolf and a tiger, and sucks the soil viciously, that is the biggest test for Ruda in this earthly world, as for whether he can hold it? Only God knows.

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On the second day, when it was about to be dinner, the Son of Heaven was full of sadness, and he circled back and forth in the room...... "Wang Chengen, you are good Wang Chengen, eat inside and out!" The Sprinkler family can't wait to ......"

Wang Chengen also had a sad face on the side: "Long live, long live, this slave can't help it!" ”

"And what do you think?" Emperor Chongzhen asked with a snort

"Slave, slave maid thinks that the queen mother is right." Wang Chengen was very embarrassed, "This, although this Niangniang is also a saint and nobleman, but after all, she is a woman, and it is common sense to be afraid of these demons and ghosts......"

As he spoke, he quietly glanced at the Son of Heaven, and seeing that the saint was not angry, Wang Chengen became a little bolder, and continued: "The emperor is the Son of Heaven, and he has dragon qi on his body, no matter what demons and demons see it, if he runs slowly, he will definitely be scattered......

The rhetoric in his heart is very different: "As far as you punch and kill the elder of the pavilion, you are more ruthless than Zhong Kui, who doesn't dare to come to your side to make trouble?" Aren't you afraid that your soul will be scattered immediately?"

Just before a cup of tea, Kunning Palace sent someone to invite the emperor to dinner, and asked the emperor to stay in Kunning Palace.

The reason is that I don't know that the broken mouth told Queen Zhou about the strange things of the past two nights......

Next is what Wang Chengen said, although the mother is the world, but he is still afraid of these things.

Especially last night, it is said that there were several palace maids and eunuchs who got up at night and saw the ghosts that were fluttering.

There is a green light up and down the body, and it looks like a good old pit jade, a serious glass emerald!

It's green and transparent!

In the middle of the night, there was such a thing floating in Kunning Palace, and everyone was afraid.

When the queen was afraid, she naturally thought of her husband.

Although Chongzhen is unkind and mean, he is very good to his wife, the two are very affectionate, and after many years of marriage, Queen Zhou gave birth to three boys and three girls.

And Queen Zhou is in charge of the harem, fair and strict, not jealous and not indiscriminate, grace and power, the three palaces and six courts are governed in an orderly manner, and there are no trivial things to bother Chongzhen.

even let his father, who is the father of Zhou Kui and Tian Guifei, find folk beauties to serve Emperor Chongzhen in the palace, and Chen Yuanyuan came here like this.

It can be called a model of showmanship.

Now Xiannai is afraid of ghosts, and wants to seek some support in her husband's arms......

Incidentally......

Collect the public food......

Isn't that normal?

Queen Zhou also said that if the Son of Heaven is too busy to leave, she can come to Qianqing Palace.

In other words, Lord Chongzhen's public grain is paid today.

Lu Zhishen roared in his heart: "! In the previous life, he had been cultivating in the Song Dynasty for decades, and he kept Yuanyang from leaking, so he had the ability to be the first in the mad wand method. ”

"In this life, it's not impossible to break the vows, but it must not be broken on someone else's Hun family, never!"

Then he was annoyed again: "No, absolutely not!" ”

Wang Chengen didn't know the changes in the heart of the Son of Heaven, of course, even if he knew, he would pretend to be stupid.

The prince's face was full of sorrow: "Is it that Your Majesty has been worrying too much about state affairs recently, so, so...... This yang ......"

"Yes, yes, just say it, just say that the Sprinkle family is powerless these days, and when Li Chuang retreats outside the city, I will definitely apologize to the queen!"

Lu Zhishen rarely blushed, as a man, it takes great courage to admit that he is powerless, even if it is a lone star.

But for the sake of his own cultivation, he can only go out.

"But, long live Lord, the queen seems to have expected it a long time ago, she said that she would have asked the imperial doctor who was good at Wenyang to wait outside, and her majesty would summon her."

"This ......" the Son of Heaven sat down on the chair in despair, "The queen is so thoughtful? ”

"This is the blessing of Long Live and the Great Ming!" Wang Chengen smiled.

"Straight sissy thief!" Long Live Lord suddenly became furious.

was so frightened that Wang Chengen hurriedly knelt down and sobbed himself.

"You get up, the Sprinkler family is not scolding you!" Emperor Chongzhen's color was iron-blue, "Wang Chengen, you tell everything you know about the haunting of Kunning Palace, if you have half a sentence to hide, the Sprinkle family will raise you first!" ”

Although I don't know what "Yang" is, it is not difficult to guess with Wang Chengen's wisdom that this must be a more terrible punishment than death, and with this lord's means and temperament, he will definitely do what he says.

Besides, there was no need to hide these things, and Wang Chengen told all the things at the moment.

Then he confessed his guilt, and asked the little eunuch to come in with a cloth bag.

Pour it on the table.

Suddenly, the tantric demon pestle, the portrait of the king of the horse head, the Taoist peach wood sword, the cinnabar yellow paper talisman, the king and some prayer beads and other things.

"Long live, this is the slave maid who asked people to go to the famous temple and Taoist temple in Beijing in the afternoon, and it should be able to drive away evil spirits."

Emperor Chongzhen did not pick up the stubble......

"Wang Chengen, you just said that all the leaves that fell on the ground were locust leaves?" He asked

"Yes, it's really a withered yellow locust leaf!"

"Ah Za Pocai!" The Holy Son of Heaven slapped and smashed the dragon book case, "Wang Chengen, is the water mill Zen staff ready!" ”

"This, the slave maid doesn't know, the slave maid is letting them rush to work!"

"Let's go, go to the palace prison!" Emperor Chongzhen snatched the door and strode out.

Wang Chengen trotted all the way behind him, "Long live, long live, just go to the slave and maid."

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Hu Rong, the eunuch in charge of the palace eunuch, was shouting here: "Little monkey, hurry up!" This is what Wang Dajian wanted, with the best Uzi iron, the old inventory in the warehouse has been used up, there will be no more in the future, give me a careful polishing, this Zen staff is now as thick as a file, and it is not allowed to laugh at our craftsmanship when it is seen! ”

"Damn, Uzi steel is so good, it's just easy to burr!" Although Hu Rong was complaining, he had a smile on his face.

In just half a day, the Zen staff was roughly built, and now it is a matter of fine work, grinding off the burrs, and then opening the blades at both ends, and then installing the ring.

This is an errand personally assigned by the first celebrity in the palace.

You must know that there are several companies in the inner court that can manufacture ordnance, and the imperial horse supervises the forbidden army, so it naturally has its own ordnance shop;

The supervisor in charge of the fontanelle honor guard needs to make all kinds of ceremonial weapons, and there are also workshops.

There is also a serious military battle.

The East Factory does not need to be said.

It's really not good, and the Imperial Arsenal Division, although the Arsenal Division's knives and guns are a joke, but if you really give enough silver, you can also produce high-quality products.

But the prince gave this errand to the palace supervisor, what does this mean?

Things were done properly before!

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And Emperor Chongzhen learned that the Zen staff had been almost made, and his mind was like a young girl in Sichun seeing her lover, if Queen Zhou saw her husband facing a murder weapon again, there was such a light in her eyes, I was afraid that I didn't know how to feel.

Lucky enough, straight like a galloping horse, Wang Chengen followed behind crying father and mother, and finally didn't even see the back of the Son of Heaven, only to see the billowing smoke and dust, whistling away......

Hu Rongzheng took a whetstone and demonstrated it to the little eunuch: "The burr of this iron is the hardest, so you can only grind it in the water and digest it slowly. ”

The little eunuchs cheered in unison, swearing that they would not sleep tonight, and they would have to give this job to them, and they would never let Eunuch Hu lose face! Let a few other yamen see, the palace eunuch can also play a good blade!

Before the words fell, the Zen staff was gone.

When I came back to my senses, I saw a young man wearing a golden silk winged crown and a golden dragon python robe, who didn't know when he copied the Zen staff in his hand, laughing, and shaking people's ears to hurt.

Hu Rong was clever and hurriedly knelt down, "See Your Majesty, slave maid, blunt, this Zen staff is not yet complete, please long live the punishment." ”

"Well, it's burrs all over the body, and it's not bladed, but it's okay!" That's it.

The Zen staff turned into a swimming dragon and hovered in front of the Son of Heaven, but when they saw the cold light shining, there was no human figure, and the little eunuchs couldn't help but cheer in unison.

At this moment, Wang Chengen just arrived, but he was also stunned.

Where are these people?

In the past, the general soldiers Jun Song and Liu Ting were good at using big knives, and they were fierce generals, known as killing the golden soldiers and ghosts.

Looking at the posture of the Son of Heaven today, Lao Wang felt that even if Juniper Liu Ting was resurrected and added a piece, he might not be able to survive three moves under him.

There was the sound of the evil wind in his ears, and he saw a black gas wrapped in yellow shining kings, like a god.

"Splash water!" There was a thunderstorm in the light and shadow of the Zen staff.

"Slaves and maids don't dare," the big and small eunuchs said in unison.

Splashing water on the emperor?

This is because I think I have a long life!

"Need Luo! Let the splash be splashed! ”

The eunuch hurriedly splashed most of the remaining half cup of tea in the teacup in his hand.

"Not enough, use a vat!" The voice shouted.

The two little eunuchs were clever, and forcefully picked up the bucket of water used for quenching, drank it, and threw it together.

The Zen staff is still vigorous.

After a while, the Son of Heaven shouted, "Stop! ”

The crescent moon shovel was inserted into the green brick with a bang, and it was half a foot deep, but the green brick did not break.

Emperor Chongzhen laughed: "It's a pity that there is no wine, otherwise this hem would be dry." ”

Only then did everyone come to their senses, and they all looked at it, only to splash the bucket of water, only wetting a large piece of the sea bowl at the hem of the dragon robe.

There was no water stain on the rest of the Son of Heaven's body.

At this time, even Wang Chengen was shocked, and bowed down together: "The Holy Son of Heaven is alive, why worry about the small night?" ”

Wang Gonggong looked at the half-finished Zen staff Zhizo tooth flower, although this thing has not been sharpened or polished, but it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a murder weapon.

It is claimed to be a convenient shovel, but if anyone dares to walk swaggering on the street with this thing in broad daylight, it is clear that they do not take the government seriously.

Even if it is a monk like "lotus, cypress, pepper, and fern", he dares to carry it on the road.

When asked, the result must have been locked up by the officials, and they had to be followed by the officers and soldiers of the guard with strong crossbows......

If you encounter an official who is obsessed with protecting the territory and the people, you are afraid that you will wear the pipa bone of a madman on the spot......

In these years, the weight of the Yanling knife of the standard equipment of officers and soldiers was only 2-4 catties.

As a long weapon, the spear is only more than ten catties, and it can play 30 catties of broadswords, which is the level of an immortal general.

Lu Xiangsheng, who was martyred in the country, weighed seventy pounds with a big knife when practicing martial arts, and he was a first-class ruthless man.

Of course, the big knives played when the Ming and Qing dynasties were martial arts champions weighed hundreds.

The problem is that this thing is nominally called a big knife, but it doesn't open the blade at all, but in fact, it is a routine of stone burden and stone locks, relying on the whole body strength and coordination such as the waist and abdomen, and it also plays a demonstration role, not for actual combat.

Even if anyone really wanted to take this thing to battle, it would not be realistic, because no military horse could carry such a large weight.

Lu Zhishen's Zen staff is a solid sixty-two catties, but it is specially made for his innate divine power.

The 8864 Crazy Wand Method is the ability of the Divine Fist Zhou Dong to press the bottom of the box, and all of them were passed to him.

The reason is also simple, this set of staff can only operate smoothly if you have great arm strength.

The so-called man walks with the cane, and the cane gives the human form.

In the words of later generations, the center of gravity is on the staff, and the person is behind the staff, and the staff dances by inertia, and the role of the person is smaller.

Ruda had wanted to pass on this set of staff techniques to Wu Song.

Helpless, Wu Erlang's nature is cold, he is more than ruthless in fighting to the death, and he has no other shortcomings.

Yes, Luda's iron snowflake knife later returned to Wu Song, and he relied on a Zen stick to go all over the world, if he drank five or six catties of wine and ate a large plate of cooked beef, it would be a thousand troops and horses.

It is convenient for the crescent moon shovel in Lu Zhishen's hands, like a living dragon, not even six catties and two taels, and the flower monk is invincible all over the world, it is not a lie.

At that moment, the Son of Heaven laughed, said that he was rewarded, and then flew away with a Zen stick.

Wang Chengen stepped forward and patted Hu Rong on the shoulder: "Brother is so blessed, this errand was done properly, long live the lord!" ”

"Where, where, thanks to the king...... If it weren't for the fact that the king eunuch had the talent of Bole, our little palace eunuch would not be able to summon it even if he had the ability! ”

"Lao Hu, you are really good at talking, long live the lord said that the reward is heavy, this family will have to ask for an idea in a while, in short, it will not make you sad!"

"The little one thanked the prince first."

"Hey, what's your name father-in-law, everyone is one, just call Lao Wang in private!"

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Besides, at this moment, it is already half a ten, which can be regarded as late at night.

Originally, Queen Zhou was already coming.

The Son of Heaven was in a hurry, and after the Zen staff was in his hand, he was sure in his heart.

Then he scolded: "If you are a splasher, it will fall into the hands of your grandfather today, and your soul will be scattered!" ”

Seeing that there was no one around, the Son of Heaven quietly changed his clothes, carried a Zen staff, picked a no-man's corner, jumped out of the palace wall, and went straight to the coal mountain!

That's where the crooked-necked old locust tree is!