Chapter 15 Selling Chen Ge Lao for Nothing

15……

"Wang Chengen, you go to Kunning Palace first, and say, from now on, there will be no haunting!"

"Hooray, this is naturally excellent. But where is the queen's mother, the slave and maid can't speak, why don't you take a trip in person? Long live the true dragon son of heaven, say a word, 10,000 words of slave and maid! ”

"Pocai, return the dog's leg of the Sprinkle family!" The Son of Heaven was furious and kicked his feet.

"Slave, let's go" Wang Chengen smiled and ran out of the door briskly.

The Son of Heaven wiped the sweat from his forehead and said in his heart that today's disaster had been avoided after all.

Wang Chengen is almost Chongzhen's stand-in in many cases, he said that if the emperor doesn't go today, then even the queen is not easy to force.

It's just that Wang Chengen is also worried in his heart, after one is more than two, what should he do in the future!

The Son of Heaven is also worried, thinking that he has to think of a way, why not hold a puja, let the queen mother take the harem concubines to eat fasting and chant Buddha for three months in a row, and pray for the blessing of the country?

In this way, I can have three months of free time.

After about a quarter of an hour's work, Wang Chengen returned, still holding a box of rosewood gilt and silver, elegantly decorated, with precious stones on the four corners, which was extremely valuable even among the royal objects.

Looking at the gold and silver inlays above, the color is a little dark, which shows that it is an antiquity of the year.

Wang Chengen's voice trembled a little when he spoke: "Let's ...... When Gonggong Cao handed over the box to us, he said that it was the ancestral treasure of the heavenly family, but if the Son of Heaven still has a way to live, he must not open it, or those who do not respect the rules and open it without permission will have retribution! ”

"But, today...... Now that the state affairs are withering, in the face of internal and external troubles, the court has also reached a situation where there is no overnight food...... At this time, you can only violate the rules of your ancestors! ”

"Hooray, get out of the way, the slave is going to open the box!"

Wang Chengen took out a small key, closed his eyes and poked it into the lock on the box.

Unexpectedly, I felt a cool breeze and a light hand.

After opening his eyes, he found that the box and the key were all in the hands of Emperor Chongzhen.

Suddenly he was so anxious that he shouted: "Long live Lord, no, opening the box without permission will be retributed, the dragon body is precious, let the slave come!" ”

"Hahaha" The Son of Heaven flicked his hand casually, and Wang Chengen almost made a rolling gourd.

"You have said that the Sprinkle family is the true son of the dragon, so what retribution are you afraid of? The Sprinkle family can't hide behind you! I'm even afraid of the ethereal curse of retribution, how will I face the thousands of troops of Houjin Li Chuang in the future! Besides, if the curse is really useful, why not curse Houjin! ”

"The Sprinkler family is afraid of him!"

He didn't use a key to speak, but he fought with his arms, unscrewed the lock, and threw it on the ground.

opened the box, and there was no flash of treasure as imagined, but Chongzhen's eyes were straight!

"Hahaha" He laughed maniacally after a moment.

Wang Chengen was curious, and came over to take a look, the expression on his face was extremely exciting.

There are no treasures in the box, but a blank book, a razor, a collar of monk's robes, and a secret passage map in the palace......

"Jianwen is wise" Wang Chengen sighed, and he didn't know what to say.

Chongzhen picked up the monk's robe and put it on himself, the size was just right!

Wang Chengen was stunned on the side, the monk's robe seemed to be custom-made for him, but this box has a history of seventy or eighty years......

However, in order to save the lives of their descendants, the ancestors of the Zhu family at that time shaved their hair and slipped out of the secret passage of the palace, and became a monk but died.

It is said that the son of Jackie Chan is a dragon, and the same is true of the heavenly family.

However, to be honest, since Zhu Di, he has basically become a Komodo dragon.

It seems that the emperor of the old Zhu family still knows the importance of future generations, if the country is gone, it will be gone, and if you leave a life, no matter how bitter it is, it will be more bitter than when Taizu got into trouble?

……

Today, although Emperor Chongzhen is wearing a robe, he doesn't look like a passive escapist.

Especially with this iron racket of more than 60 catties in his hand...... It looks even more terrifying than the four King Kongs at the entrance of the temple.

Standing next to him without opening his mouth, he has the bearing of a border general.

Zhou's body exudes infinite iron-blooded pride.

Emperor Chongzhen himself was also happy in his heart: "In the past, in Liangshanbo, the sprinkle family went into battle, but today it is the will of heaven!" ”

He picked up the razor again and gestured it to his head.

Wang Chengen begged for mercy: "Long live, long live, don't scare us, the parents of the body hair and skin, the dragon hair can't be moved lightly!" ”

"What if it moves?" Lu Zhishen is very interested at the moment, how can he be called a grievance in the past two days, but he has all kinds of elbows in his hands.

Even though punching and slapping important ministers looks enjoyable, today's people are no longer the Lu Ti Shi who punched the town of Kansai in the past.

And now?

Lu Zhishen realized in his heart, since God let him come here for a walk, although he didn't say anything.

But this is the majesty of heaven......

It seems that it is not said, but it is all in plain sight......

In the previous life, the expedition to Liao was to prevent the invasion of the barbarians, and today the Son of Heaven, the Houjin ferocious barbarians in the north are especially better than their ancestors Qianqing and Black Tartar.

The Great Song Dynasty died at the hands of these two alien races one after another, and each time the blood of the children of China stained the mountains and rivers.

After one and two, but not three, it is obvious that his lower realm is to avoid the land of Shenzhou again.

Even if Lu Zhishen has proven good results and is close to attaining the Tao, this pressure is not a joke.

Today is the happiest, the silver is in hand, and the green is inspected.

At this moment, with the robe on his body and the Zen staff in his hand, he suddenly felt like he had returned to his previous life......

The three thousand worries are gone, and most of them can be relaxed......

"Long live, long live, the Son of Heaven should be in the sky, if the dragon body is in the way, I am afraid that the world will be in chaos, long live it!" Wang Chengen was about to cry.

He had never been so desperate when he killed Chen Gelao.

After all, it is natural for the emperor to kill the minister, it is nothing more than a terrifying means, and this is nothing.

If a good emperor suddenly shaves his head and becomes a monk, well, he Wang Chengen will definitely not be able to escape the eunuch comment behind him......

If you don't do it well, your fame will surpass that of your predecessors in the same dynasty, Gonggong Wei and Gonggong Liu......

Lu Zhishen was only on a whim, he knew that it was powerful, although hair was a troublesome matter, and he would have to deal with it sooner or later, but he was not in a hurry......

So he put the razor away and carried it in his bosom.

How can Wang Chengen be willing?

Kowtowed and begged for mercy, and finally the two sides reached a compromise, and the Son of Heaven obediently handed over the razor, but after all, this razor represents the love of the ancestors of the Zhu family for future generations, and it cannot be placed casually, so let the prince carry it with him.

The ancients, with wide robes and big sleeves, carried a lot of chicken and dog bits and pieces on their bodies, and did not have an extra razor.

After all, the Son of Heaven was a little disappointed......

Unexpectedly, Wang Chengen started to disappoint the excitement again: "Long live the lord, the slave maid saw the queen mother just now......"

The eight-foot King Kong instantly wilted into being targeted by the abbot and the little novice, "She, what did she say?" ”

"Niangniang said, since Banzai said that there will be no ghosts, it is certain. Since Long Live Master Guoshi is busy, she can't be ignorant...... Just let the slave tell the Lord Banzai, don't snub the hearts of the harem concubines......"

Lu Zhishen wiped his sweat again and again, his heart was so dangerous, this catastrophe was avoided today, but what should I do in the future?

No matter what, being a monk for a day and hitting the clock for a day is really not good, just take the degree and escape from the secret passage!

If the ancestor of the Zhu family who made this heirloom has a spirit, I am afraid that he will not immediately crawl out of the imperial tomb and strangle this unworthy descendant.

It's obviously used to save the country, but you kid is used to escape the public food, so what's the use of keeping it for your descendants?

Daming is a pill!

Having said that, if this really climbs out, and encounters a person like Lu Zhishen who has proven positive results and has deep Buddha nature, I don't know who will die first.

At least Lu Zhishen thought of this, so he was not afraid at all!

Let you come over, sprinkle the family with a shovel in hand, and you can shovel one Buddha and two Buddhas ascend to heaven!

Lu Zhishen has debts that must be repaid!

But the public grain must not be paid!

Never!!

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The next day, at the court meeting.

The Son of Heaven sat cross-legged on the dragon chair, with an account book in his left hand and a brush in his right hand, and next to him stood a Lang official from the household department.

A few years ago, the ministers who promised "money to save the country" came up one by one to match the numbers with this household official.

The silver must have been sent to the treasury, and Lang Guan's side opened a receipt on behalf of the household department.

As a creditor, the Son of Heaven did not say much, and he wrote off a sum after checking.

Chen Ge's old family scraped together and sent 200,000 taels of silver, and there were other antiques, land deeds and other assets that could not be exchanged for money for a while.

It is said that these can be discounted into 70,000 taels of silver.

The Son of Heaven was furious: "The Sprinkle family wants cash, you bring these, but you still want the court to help you exchange it for silver?" ”

Chen Yan's son, the Ministry of Industry kowtowed to Chen Taiping in the matter: "Your Majesty, there are only these in the minister's family...... That's all there is to ......."

"Well, it's okay, Wang Chengen, you go find a pawnshop and ask him to estimate the value of these antique title deeds...... You can't let this old boy have the final say. ”

The prince almost fell on his head when he heard this, and the Huangji Palace reconciled the accounts on the spot, which was already unprecedented, and then got a pawnshop to sing tickets on the spot?

"An old sheepskin jacket, insects eat rats, lack of short sleeves, few buttons and no buttons...... "Do you want the majesty of the Ming Dynasty?"

The Son of Heaven punched the elder of the pavilion, and it can barely be said to be a variant of the Tingquan-Tingcane.

Singing votes in the hall is absolutely impossible.

Below, Wei Zaode also hurried out: "Qi ...... Qi, Your Majesty, it is a cheap profession to do, and you really can't set foot in the imperial city......"

"That's good, let's count it as 270,000 taels." The Son of Heaven spoke.

Chen Taiping hurriedly kowtowed: "Your Majesty, can the minister take his father away?" ”

"Hmm," the Son of Heaven nodded.

"But"

As soon as these words came out, all the white hairs and sweat on the backs of all the civil and military officers came out.

Heart says pills!

Really.

"Chen Ge Lao promised 300,000 taels of silver, but you only paid 200,000 to the household department, counting the 70,000 in the case, there is still a difference of 30,000!" The Son of Heaven said with a straight face on the throne.

"This, this, the minister, the minister's family, really, really......"

"So, my Chrysostom doesn't count?"

"Don't dare, don't dare" Chen Taiping kowtowed again and again, "But, but, my father has been standing up for three days, and the weather in the capital has become warmer these days, if it is, if it is ......"

Chen Taiping means that if you put it down, it will stink.

"Okay" Emperor Chongzhen nodded, "Wang Chengen will pass the decree and cut off Chen Yan's thigh for a while, uh, it's not a calf, just cut it off and stay in the palace......... Let Chen Taiping pull the body back. ”

"Your Majesty ......" Wang Chengen's face turned green...... The heart said, uncle, you are too ruthless, if you go to kidnap tickets, I am afraid that all the thieves in the world will respect you as a master......

Forget the asking price of the corpse, how can this be dismantled and converted......

Dead without a corpse is a curse, opening the coffin and killing the corpse is used to deal with the most heinous people, you are good, for 30,000 taels of silver, you really dare to start......

If it weren't for the court, it is estimated that half of the ministers below would faint to death.

Chen Yan is of course not a good person, but people are also forming parties for personal gain, and they will not be crushed, and only those who are heinous and rebellious will be chopped up.

Well, although Chen Ge Lao has the idea of taking everyone to change the owner, after all, ...... After all, there's no evidence, right......

Wang Chengen also ignored the rules, and hurriedly knelt down, "Long live, think twice......"

"Think twice, kill people to pay for their lives, pay off debts, it's because he has no money, it's not that the Sprinkle family is cheating. Besides, what does the Sprinkle family want this person's leg to do, and it can't be eaten as a dog's leg! ”

Chen Taiping almost fainted.

"Hooray, no, no......" Fang Yuegong also jumped out.

For this loyal old minister, Lu Zhishen had a lot of respect, but he didn't answer.

Wei Zaode was looking at his nose and nose at this time, and felt that this matter had nothing to do with him, so he simply hung it high.

But I don't know why, and suddenly my heart jumps.

He hurriedly raised his head quietly, only to see that the courtiers were secretly staring at him, and their eyes were quite unkind.

At this time, regardless of whether he usually has a grudge against Chen Yan or not, the civil and military officials all have a feeling of physical injury.

Everyone died, and they couldn't be buried for three days, so it was easy for the family to scrape together money to redeem the corpse, and they didn't send all the beards and tails back to bring them back, so they had to keep a calf.

But......

Who would dare to say?

The right capital Yushi Shi Qin has gone completely crazy, and it is said that he is now peeing and playing in bed every day, obviously being stupid by that slap.

Chen Yan, who was punched, won't talk about it.

Everyone is afraid that it will be their turn next.

Can......

Or is that the case, everyone can't beat the emperor, and can't beat you Wei Zaode?

Besides, Shengming is none other than the Son of Heaven, and the Son of Heaven opened a price of 200,000 vehicles that day, which is very fair.

It's your surname Wei who forcibly added it to 300,000 for your own selfish interests.

What Qianfu refers to is that he died without a disease.

Wei Zaode also knew that if he wanted to mix in this court, he couldn't offend all the people.

It's really not authentic enough to do this thing myself.

After thinking about it, he still went out and said: "Your Majesty, Chen Ge is an official with two sleeves, this time it can really be said to be ruining the family and relieving the difficulty, in the opinion of the minister, the Chen family is really empty this time......"

"When the Sprinkle family was a child, they learned that if people don't have faith, they don't stand. That's it, since you say so, the Sprinkle family takes a step back"

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when they heard this.

"Chop off one, not half a foot, meaning!"

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty......" Wei Zaode was in a hurry, this fucking still has to use the knife, meaning your uncle!

"Well, I'll take a step back, a finger!"

The good Huangji Hall has become a place for bargaining, and the target is still human organs, Wang Chengen felt a cold wind behind him......

But I was really happy in my heart: You civil officials, usually protect each other, collude with each other, and cause many Ming people to be ruined, but they have never received retribution. Today it is the wicked who have their own wicked who grind!

"Your Majesty" Wei Zaode still wanted to say, but saw the Son of Heaven shake the account book and clenched his fists.