Chapter 7: Thunderman's Wedding
After figuring it out, my mother-in-law turned cloudy and clear. said to the handsome Xiu Cailang in front of him: "That's it! I can go home with you. But I want you to marry Sister Lian immediately. In this way, no one will gossip, and it will not make Sister Lian unable to hold her head up for the rest of her life. ”
Yu Lingyu was thundered! Isn't it said that the ancients were all old-fashioned? I take the rules very seriously, how did my mother-in-law change? More open than me, a traveler from the Blue Star! Could it be that the other party crossed the ocean from the United States? Yu Lingyu said stupidly: "Hi, what is you."
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The mother-in-law looked at her grandson-in-law in front of her and thought to herself, young man, let's be stupid! Look at the birds! I don't know what to say and what to say! He grinned and said, "Go and take out the baggage under the cabinet in the house." By the way, help me close the door, the key is in my hand. Then set off to see if the clan elders and the mayor slept or not! If you haven't slept yet, go to your house to prepare for the wedding! ”
Yu Lingyu is in a daze now! After taking the things, he locked the door, and carried the burden to his mother-in-law, carrying the lantern. Follow your mother-in-law like a marionette to visit the mayor and the elders! The clan elders and the mayor happily agreed, saying that they would go over in a while. You can get married tonight. Prepare a banquet during the day tomorrow!
Yu Lingyu was thundered here, and the lotus girl at home was also confused! Why did the daughters of some clans' hometowns and the daughter-in-law of the mayor suddenly come, brought some rouge gouache, and wanted to change their newlywed clothes, dress up and prepare to pass the door! This makes Sister Lian ashamed and angry! Let you pick up your mother-in-law and come back to rest, You have not arrived home yet, my yellow flower girl is going to pass through the door first! Brother Lingyu is really anxious!
If Yu Lingyu knew, she would have shouted that she was wronged! It was your mother-in-law's idea! For the sake of the safety of your family, I agreed in a daze. I don't even know where I am or what I'm doing! watched the mayor take out the birthday of himself and Sister Lian. After a careful comparison, he said: "Two little guesses, childhood sweethearts." Qin Se and Ming, never give up. The eight characters are a good match, so choose this time in Hai! Both husband and wife are short of water, this is to replenish water with water, and they will definitely make a fortune in the coming year! ”
Get everything ready, and many people will come over to join in the fun! Many children are still waiting at the door to scatter the money! Everything is simple, the poor are not particular! Yu Lingyu took out the wedding dress that her mother had prepared for her, which was something that her mother resolutely left behind! It is also to leave a decent groom dress for his son. In addition to the dress, there is also a pair of gold locks! Yu Lingyu didn't take it out, mainly because she felt that it was better if her wealth was not exposed!
The bride carries from the west wing to the east wing, and it is only a few dozen steps! And come down and step over the brazier ....... The mother-in-law took out a handful of copper coins and handed them to Yu Lingyu's cheap brother-in-law, and asked him to go to the door and scatter them to the children several times to celebrate the occasion! The banquet will be made up tomorrow, but the chapel will have to wait for a while! Prepare tables and chairs in the lobby, put red letters on the windows, etc. These simple and quick things were properly arranged by the big girl and little daughter-in-law in the town!
After a while, I heard a young master of ceremonies shouting, "The auspicious time has come, now please the bride and groom worship heaven and earth!" In a hurry, the two were supported by everyone and came out, worshiped heaven and earth, worshiped the high hall, and worshiped husband and wife. Enter the cave room after the ceremony! At this time, the two newcomers were still dizzy! It feels like a dream!
The eldest daughter-in-law and the younger daughter-in-law in the town tugged at the men and children who joined in the fun, and taught them all the way home! Listen to the corner, impossible! Look at the crowd that was still jubilant one second and dispersed the next! The mother-in-law pulled the dog and closed the courtyard door. I went back to the West Wing and got ready to rest!
The mother-in-law is old and can't stand the toss. The dog is still young, and he dozes off all the time! Mother-in-law takes the dog egg to make room for the newlyweds!
In the room, two people sat together. Yu Lingyu, who has been tossing for a long time, really doesn't have any spirit! This day is like a roller coaster, one moment I was chased by ghosts and ran away, and the next moment I married the girl I wanted home! It's really impermanent, the large intestine wraps the small intestine!
Looking at the lovely person in front of him, Yu Lingyu really didn't have any thoughts! I had to blow out the lamp, and the two took off their wedding clothes and slept with their clothes! The two of them were very calm this night, and Sister Lian slept peacefully in the arms of her lover! Yu Lingyu was too tired, and it didn't take long for her to fall asleep with her beauties!
Ever since Sister Lian grew up, she always heard the wolf howling outside in the broken house! The scoundrel always tries to tease her, and she always wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares! So tonight is the most solid night in years!
In the middle of the night, there were a few scoundrels in town. After fooling around in the city, return home. On the way, a lewd man said, "Let's go to Sister Lian's house!" Sister Lian is now famous, and the handsome guys in ten miles and eight villages are all staring at it! The boss next to him said: "I agree, it just so happens that Lao Tzu lost in the casino and has nowhere to vent!" You'll help stop that little ghost and the old thing in a moment, I'll go first, and you'll come later! The skinniest brother next to him said, "Bosses, I have a pack of ecstasy cigarettes here." Absolutely let the other party fall into your hands unknowingly, and you won't be found out afterwards! A group of people laughed, not noticing that two black shadows were far behind them!
When you walk in to watch, you will find that these two black shadows are two officials. But you don't have to walk on your feet, you just float! Listening to the words of the people in front of him from a distance, one of the kind-faced officials said: "There will be three souls to collect tonight, which should be the goal of the group of people in front!" I don't know if those poor people are poisoned again! ”
The black-faced official next to him said: "Okay, don't be compassionate, be a bad guy!" Otherwise, if the city god knows, you just wait for your soul to fly away! I heard that this girl is the aunt of Chenghuang Neiding! After receiving people, they are waiting to enjoy the future of happiness! What's so pitiful? The most pitiful thing is that we didn't repay our kindness before we were alive, and we died unjustly! If you die, you still have to be squeezed by the black-hearted City God, and do some shady things! ”
"Yes! Since the last Chenghuang went out to subdue demons and never returned! The city began to have a miasma, and the newly arrived Chenghuang was a relational household, not to mention being corrupt and extremely lustful. He also harbored many evil ghosts and rakshasas! I really don't know what's wrong with this world! Demons are in charge, and there are fewer and fewer righteous people! The good-faced official sighed.
The black-faced servant nodded in agreement, and now there is indeed a problem in the underworld. "Chaos is frequent, and demons and monsters are becoming more and more rampant! There is also the news that the guardian god Yuan Di Gong and hundreds of people in the village have disappeared together! These messages have not yet spread widely, and only a few people know about them. This is not normal! A village of hundreds of people, plus the guardian god of the land. How can it be said that it disappeared and disappeared overnight? No one is going to investigate, not to mention! The news is also blocked! There's definitely a big article in this! ”