Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Thief Dares!
The Liangshan team arrived at the bottom of the city tower in the blink of an eye.
[Lu Zhishen] is a ghost, after listening to the analysis of [Song Jiang] and [Wu Yong], from rationality to emotion, he deeply understands that this is the last big deal, and he is very attentive.
Gather the brothers who were digging the grave with them to dig the ancestral grave of the Zhu family - in fact, it is just to burn the ground buildings, this job is not difficult, he let those professionals do it, and he himself brought the elite fighters to the city.
He pondered that when the direction of the imperial tomb was blazing, the defenders of the city would inevitably be in chaos, and in a hurry, the detailed work arranged before would be useful.
With chaos and chaos, maybe you can really rush into the capital, even if you are repulsed, that is the first merit.
What's more, [Song Jiang] [Lin Chong] led a large army to ambush in the nearby woods, once the time is ripe and the horse team enters the city, the overall situation will be decided.
Several leaders have already arranged their respective "jurisdictions" after the city is broken, in order to make a fortune!
[Lu Zhishen] is indeed a good hand, his team is lined up two miles away from the city gate, this is already a very close distance, if it goes further, the strong bow and crossbow on the city tower will shoot down, and their mortal body can not resist.
Emperor Chongzhen looked puzzled: "What?" The leader on the other side turned out to be a thief? ”
As soon as this statement came out, I felt that it was inappropriate, and the flower monk had no hair.
Thinking about it again, now it is the Son of Heaven, with thick hair, and I can't help but be overjoyed, so I am a thief and a bald thief who is happy?
Ou Tianpeng Ou Tianpeng immediately reported the origin of the Liangshan team, and said that the big bald head under the city tower was called [Flower Monk].
After hearing this, the Son of Heaven looked carefully again, and saw that the man was really dressed up: wearing a scarlet straight shirt with a collar of scorching sky, a tight tiger tendon to hit a round silk, hanging a string of seven treasures and several beads, wearing a pair of nine-ring deerskin monk shoes, lined with incense thread gold beasts to cover his heart, and his hands were made to make a bright iron Zen staff.
"This, this is not ......" The next moment, Emperor Chongzhen's mind was a little unable to turn, "This dress is not Lu Zhishen......"
He remembered that in his previous life, he liked to wear soap-colored monk's robes, and even though he was covered with thorns, his head was really plain.
There is another one, if you don't drink before going into battle, the monk's robe can still be worn, on the contrary, like Li Kui, he will take off his stripes and wave the guy and charge towards the enemy camp, all relying on the protection of Xiang Chong Li Gon's brute card.
Generally, when the enemy saw this formation, his legs were three points weaker before he started fighting, and others were eager to wear three layers of heavy armor when they went into battle, and when they saw two naked men, holding murder weapons and swaying and charging, they subconsciously felt that they couldn't be provoked - this looked like a nervous disorder.
Ordinary people are most afraid of madmen.
Thinking of this, he left Qi Dingbang, who was guarding with a shield beside him, and couldn't help laughing, "The Sprinkle family seems to have a fate with the shield......"
Of course, now I can't enjoy the thrill of the fruit run of the past.
Suddenly he remembered something, and he was furious!
"That guy, since I used the name of the Sprinkle family, but this dress is fancy, but it looks familiar, and I remember, this is the line of Deng Yuanjue......
Thinking of this, it is even more angry.
Lu Zhishen rarely met opponents when he was in the Western Army, and after having a water mill Zen staff, he won all battles, except for a certain time when Zhang Qingsun and Erniang's two sons were turned over by hemp, and they never suffered losses.
Until they met Deng Yuanjue, the two fought for dozens of rounds, and they didn't even know whether they won or lost, you must know that Lu Zhishen had a brute attack, and Lu Junyi, who was known as the number one gun, or Desperate San Lang, had to avoid his edge.
And Deng Yuanjue can fight back and forth, and he is also a fat monk.
This made Lu Zhishen very dissatisfied, that big battle, not only was it fierce, but the two bald mouths were not idle, and the tigers roared again and again, and they were even more bald with each other, completely ignoring the light of their own brains, it can be seen that they were really angry, otherwise they would never have lost their minds so much.
That battle also amazed the spectators on both sides, and the thieves scolded each other, a spectacle for the ages......
In short, the Son of Heaven was originally happy to see someone rebelling under his own name.
Unexpectedly, that Xibei didn't do a full set of acts, and actually dressed up as his rival Deng Yuanjue, which made him very unhappy.
"The vultures are bald!" He operated in the middle of the city tower, "Quickly retreat the army, and spare your family and spare you from dying!" Besides, from now on, you can't use the flower monk to report the number! ”
The number is an incision in the rivers and lakes, but whenever the people fall into the grass, they must give themselves a nickname, which not only looks majestic, but also can evade the government to track down their real names and surnames to prevent their families from being connected.
Lu Zhishen is rare to show kindness this time, as a senior of the rebel class, he knows that since ancient times, only the officials have forced the people to rebel, and if the good people in this land can't survive, they will never rise up, so they have more compassion.
When he saw a yellow figure standing on the city tower, his heart began to be happy, the ancestors blessed, this turned out to be Zhu Youzhen's relatives.
Originally, he was worried that the excitement of burning the ancestral tomb was not enough, in case the other party's guard general was an old man and resolutely shrank in the turtle shell and couldn't come out, then he had no choice but to retreat.
If the emperor was there in person, how could he pretend to be deaf and dumb in the face of such humiliation?
There was a strange laugh under the city gate, "It's almost time to calculate the time, the eighth king on the city tower, you look at the emperor's mausoleum!" ”
Everyone looked into the distance, only to see the fire flashing, thick smoke billowing out, what a fire!
"Thieves dare!" Gong Yonggu was furious!
"Hahaha" A strange laugh continued to come from downstairs in the city, "Fengyang's ancestral tomb Zhang Xianzhong has been picked up, so I won't work for him here, and our sons will light it in three or two clicks!" ”
"Not to mention, there are so many graves, it is really troublesome to burn them one by one. But don't worry, after the fire is extinguished, if there is still a steamed bun on the ground, Lao Tzu will hit five thunders every day! ”
"Grandpa has been busy in the past two days, he just burned the ground, and when he is free, he will take the children down and take all the ancestors of your Zhu family out of the coffin and put them under the sun to dry!"
"When the time comes, Zhu Youzhen will also be chopped up with a knife and burned to ashes, so that their ancestors and grandsons of the Zhu family can be reunited, and we will accumulate virtue."
Before he finished speaking, the Liangshan team burst into laughter.
And the morale of the city, which was originally quite high, suddenly fell.
The emperor's ancestral tomb was burned, which was unacceptable to ordinary people who were still superstitious.
Gong Yonggu and Liu Wenbing glanced at each other, and both of them stepped forward: Your Majesty, the last general will fight!
As soon as the two took office, they were beaten by the intruding army, and the ancestral grave of the Zhu family could not be saved, whether it was as a relative or an officer, it was impossible to escape the death penalty this time.
The only hope at the moment is to go out of the city and fight to the death, maybe you can end up with a light hairfall, from Ling Chi to beheading.
Everyone knows the ungrateful and mean nature of the Son of Heaven.
After speaking, there was no unexpected response.
The two looked up, only to feel a strong wind blowing in their faces, and the emperor jumped up directly, flew over the heads of the two, and jumped off the city tower! The soldiers on the tower were frightened.
The wall of the city is three feet high, and if you jump from the top down, is that not death?
Besides, Guang Shiheng's body is still there.
Hu Rong was the first to react and howled: "Long live, the slave is also here!" "If you go up to the women's wall, you will be buried with you.
Qi Dingbang grabbed Hu Rong's belt with his backhand.
Hu Rong lay on the head of the city and cried: "Let go of my family, let go of our family, how many nephews do we have!" ”
Obviously, Hu Rong thought that the Son of Heaven had been martyred, and as a eunuch who served with him, he didn't hold the saint in time, and he still had a face afterwards?
After the crown prince succeeds to the throne, he will definitely punish the nine clans!
At this time, he committed suicide quickly, and he could be punished lightly.
Gong Yonggu and Liu Wenbing also had such thoughts for a while.
Qi Dingbang said in a deep voice: "Wait, look!" ”
As soon as the words fell, the Son of Heaven had already banged, his legs fell to the ground, and the tiger roared: "The pickled thief is bald and runs!" ”
Hu Rong and the others were stunned, this is still a person?
If Wang Chengen was at this moment, he would definitely be gently shaking the dust: "You people who have never seen the world, don't you know that the Holy Son of Heaven is omnipotent?" Just keep your eyes open and look at it! ”
Gong Yonggu reacted quickly and immediately shouted, "Open the city gate and go out together to escort the driver!" ”
Unexpectedly, the Son of Heaven roared: "Close the city gate tightly for the Sprinkle family, don't let the fine work succeed"
At the beginning, the sound was like a bell, but when it came to the word "hand", the voice was much lighter, and it turned out that the person had already rushed out of dozens of feet.
"If you go home, you will go back to ......"
On the tower of the city, I saw an apricot-yellow figure, galloping like a horse, accompanied by a sound of pickled thieves, and rushed straight to the enemy camp.