Chapter 32 Fools have foolish blessings
Yu Lingyu, who was immersed in the joy of his cultivation success, didn't know it yet. If he relied solely on his own cultivation, even if he succeeded in cultivating, he would be stuck in the Qi cultivation realm for the rest of his life!
People are born from the mother's body is a congenital body, inhaling the breath of earthly fireworks and eating grains for a long time, and the physique becomes a turbid acquired body. Normal cultivators need to absorb the acquired aura to nourish the innate qi in the body, so that their acquired physique can return to the innate body.
The cultivation of immortals requires the innate body to return to the body of the mixed element, which is why it is said that the cultivator is against the sky. The birth of heaven and earth is a mixture of one qi, divided into two, the innate pure qi rises, and the congenital turbidity qi descends. The innate turbidity gas then reincarnates all things, and the qi that all things are born in is the acquired qi. If the birth of heaven and earth is based on the trend, then cultivation is just the opposite of the general trend of heaven and earth. This also caused heaven and earth to impose all kinds of punishments on cultivators!
The cultivation of one step at a time was directly skipped by Yu Lingyu, and the innate cultivation of mixed yuan mother qi was skipped from the day after tomorrow. This situation is really unprecedented!
However, the advantage is that when Yu Lingyu cultivates into an immortal, she no longer needs to transform the innate spiritual energy in her body into immortal qi, that is, the qi of mixed yuan. There is no need to transform the innate body into the body of a mixed immortal! In other words, Yu Lingyu's cultivation will not be like ordinary cultivators, slowly cultivating step by step to become an immortal. Instead, he can now be called a "half-immortal"!
Looking at Yu Lingyu, who was cultivating with her eyes closed, her mother-in-law and Sister Lian were very speechless, you have to make it clear what the negative effect of this spirit peach is after eating! Why did you close your eyes and cultivate without saying a word? This made the two of them feel up and down, and the more they thought about it, the more worried they became!
The first to appear was the greedy dog egg, the dog egg was the first to eat the spirit peach, looking at the spirit peach on the tree and swallowing saliva! If Yu Lingyu hadn't said that she couldn't eat more, the dog would have climbed to the tree and picked a few more to eat! Thinking about it, I feel unbearable pain in my stomach, and I feel my chrysanthemum tight! Dog Dan'er didn't want to make a fool of himself in front of his family like Yu Lingyu, so he quickly covered his butt and ran to the thatched house for a thousand miles!
Followed by Granny Niu, she also hurriedly ran into the thatched house!
Sister Lian looked at the embarrassment of the two and understood, "The negative effect turned out to be diarrhea!" But why didn't I have diarrhea? ”
In fact, in this small courtyard, Sister Lian is the only one who has received the most favor from Yu Lingyu! The method of breathing and breathing that she dreamed of last night was the practice of a cultivator, and the greasy dust she felt all over her body in the morning was a manifestation of refining her body. Lingtao can prolong life, cleanse the body, and eliminate toxins accumulated in the body. Sister Lian has already washed her body, and she didn't react as violently as Granny Niu and her younger brother Goudan'er when she ate the spirit peach, but she just wanted to go to the thatched house slightly!
At this time, the most pitiful is the big rooster with miscellaneous hair, which has been eating snakes, insects, rats and ants since he was a child, and the toxins in his body are amazing! Now after eating half a spirit peach, not only is there a layer of dirty things on the body, but the chrysanthemums are also flowing into a river!
The little cangyi dog, looking at the miscellaneous chicken next to him, quickly hid far away, his nose was more sensitive! In addition, the toxins washed by the whole body of the miscellaneous chickens are not only unpleasant but also toxic. This scares the pupps!
Yu Lingyu finished her cultivation and looked at Sister Lian and asked, "Haven't they come out yet?" ”
Thinking of the embarrassment of her mother-in-law and younger brother, Lian Meizi smiled and said, "You are necrotic!" I knew that there was a problem and didn't say anything, which scared my mother-in-law! It wasn't until I saw the dog eggs on the thatched house that I realized that the problem after eating peaches was that I would have diarrhea. ”
Yu Lingyu smiled and explained: "Lingtao cleanses the body to eliminate toxins, diarrhea is a normal reaction, and they need to take a bath when they come out!" There should also be a layer of greasy and unpleasant dust on your body. ”
Sister Lian thought that the bath water in the bathhouse had been used up, so she got up and prepared to go and dig some well water for her mother-in-law and brother to bathe!
Seeing his wife holding a wooden bucket and preparing to fetch water, Yu Lingyu hurriedly followed to help!
After the mother-in-law and the dog Dan'er came out, they looked at each other, and they both thought suspiciously, "Shouldn't my stomach be soft after diarrhea?" How do you feel that after going to the thatched house, I am refreshed, not to mention, my strength has become greater! ”
Yu Lingyu carried two buckets of water and said to the two: "Go to the bathhouse and wash!" You've got a dirty layer of dirt on you. ”
The mother-in-law and the dog did not hesitate, and went directly into the bathhouse to wash their bodies!
At this time, the big rooster and the little cangyi dog also ran into the bathhouse, ready to clean the dirty things on their bodies too! The miscellaneous chicken ran to the bathhouse of Granny Niu, and the little cangyi dog ran to the bathhouse of his little master, the dog Dan'er.
After a while, Yu Lingyu's family sat in the middle of the yard again, and the big grossy rooster ran to the tree, and the little cangyi dog kept barking at the big rooster under the peach tree, "Moth-haired chicken, you come down to the master, you old poison smoked me so much that I almost drove the crane to the west......." ”
The seven-colored rooster on the tree just ignored it, thinking in his heart: "As long as you take good care of the fruit on this peach tree, the owner of the second cargo will definitely reward himself with a spirit peach!" It's like the howling second thing under the tree who is stupid like a pig, little thing, you have to understand that ginger is still old and spicy! When my cultivation is higher than yours, see how I clean you up. ”
Sister Lian was going to make breakfast, but when she asked everyone what she wanted to eat, she shook her head at the same time, and she didn't feel hungry at all!
Yu Lingyu had already anticipated this situation, and explained: "This spirit peach contains the energy of immortal qi, you don't have a cultivation technique to speed up refining, and your own instinctive digestive system can't digest these flesh in a short time, so you really won't feel hungry." Eat one spirit peach a day, enough for you to last a day! ”
Granny Niu looked at the dense peaches on the tree and said happily: "Does that mean that you don't have to eat if you eat a peach every day in the future?" In this way, our family can save a lot of money and food every day! Aunt Sun, don't you have the money to continue studying for the imperial examination? ......”
Just after the fantasy of a few people, not only can they eat delicious spiritual peaches every day, but they can also save a lot of money and food, and Aunt Sun can also continue to study for the ........imperial examination, which is really a lot of money!
Yu Lingyu immediately poured a basin of cold water on them, and said: "This peach tree is now the first-class spiritual root of the world after tomorrow, and it will bloom in a year, bear fruit in a year, and mature and fall in a year." One result is three hundred and sixty spirit peaches every day. In other words, it takes three years to eat peaches once! If this Tomorrow Grade Peach Tree is promoted to become an acquired medium spiritual root by the grace of my cultivation, then it will need three years to bloom, three years to bear fruit, and three years for the melons to ripen and land. This time, the result was a terrible number, one hundred and eight spirit peaches. If you continue to be promoted to become a top-grade spiritual root, then ordinary people may be able to eat two spiritual peaches in their lifetime! ”
The three people in front of Yu Lingyu became more and more desperate the more they listened, and all good hopes were shattered!