The forty-ninth chicken dog tactical strategy
The miscellaneous chicken saw that the dog cub softened, and said proudly: "It's right that you can think so!" Counting on the reward of the stingy master, it is better to find a way to fight the tooth sacrifice yourself! How can he remember how many peaches there are in this tree, let's plan carefully, it's definitely much better than waiting for his reward! ......”
The dog cub soon fell into the temptation of the miscellaneous chickens, and followed the miscellaneous chickens to corrupt and pervert the law. He also shouted in his mouth: "Miscellaneous chicken, you are right, no matter what the master says, he is also a cangyi dog who is proud of the group on the grassland, how can he be subordinate to others." When we finish eating the spiritual peach of this tree, we will definitely have the ability to protect ourselves. When the time comes, let's see how the owner of the two goods can help us! Besides, I know his weakness, and I am anxious for him to experience the happiness of a man again! ”
The miscellaneous chicken looked at the dog cub who was tempted and inflated by himself, and secretly smug, "You kid still wants to sacrifice me, and now you have entered the trap of your grandfather chicken." If you want to destroy people, you must first make them crazy! Looking at the puppies under the tree, the big rooster flew to the tree and picked a spirit peach and threw it down, first appease the little guy, tie it to his chariot, for the time being it is still very useful!
The dog cub looked at the spirit peach that fell from the tree, and ate it without thinking about it! I thought to myself, "Why is this miscellaneous chicken so kind to invite himself to eat spiritual peaches, there is definitely something greasy in it." Be careful! ”
The colorful rooster looked at the dog cub who had eaten the spirit peach and said, "Now we have all made mistakes, and if we are discovered by the master, it will not end well." Our alliance is officially established! First of all, it's a matter of title, now you can't call me 'Miscellaneous Chicken' anymore, you have to call me Brother Chicken in the future! ”
Take people with short hands and eat people with soft mouths. After listening to the big rooster's suggestion, the dog cub echoed: "No problem, you are already older than me, there is no problem in calling you Brother Chicken, but you can't call me a dog cub anymore." Xiao Ye has officially changed his name to 'Black Dandan' now, and you can call me Dan Ye in the future! ”
Hearing the serious ambition of the dog cub under the tree, the miscellaneous chicken almost couldn't hold back his laughter! Reluctantly suppressed his smile and asked slowly, "Why do you call you Black Dandan?" What kind of name is this, and is there anything special about it? ”
The dog cub said proudly: "You don't understand this, right?" Didn't you hear the little master call the dog? Is the little master's friend called Iron Egg? This shows that eggs are an important and noble thing in the human race and are very popular among people. I feel that I will surpass the human race in the future, and I will name two eggs if there are too few egg words, so that it has double meaning, is it shocked by the name of the master? ”
Looking at the stinky puppies under the tree, the miscellaneous chicken already feels that the alliance he formed is a little hasty, and the future is hopeless! In order to know how the dog cub made the owner scream miserably one day, bite the specific location of the owner's body, and strengthen the means of his own survival. Holding back a smile, he then induced, "Black Dandan, you and I are both good together, and it is difficult to support each other when we divide." You can tell the weakness of the second owner, right? One day, I saw you limping out of the bathhouse, and the owner of the second cargo was angry and lost his mind. You must know where the master's weakness is, and if the stealing of food is revealed in the future. We can join forces to attack his weaknesses, so that we can protect ourselves? ”
After the dog cub ate the spirit peach, he heard the words of the big rooster, and felt that it did make sense. I explained in detail what happened in the bathhouse that day!
After listening to this, the miscellaneous chicken was speechless for a long time, and sighed in his heart: "It's really dog meat that can't be on the table!" In this way, the three indiscriminate means can be used, but the effect is leveraged. Thinking that he can't be as taboo as the second lack of puppies, he is a big rooster with identity, ideals, and ambitions! If it is spread out that he uses indiscriminate means to attack his master, then how can he have the face to mix up in the entire chicken world in the town? This kind of work still has to rely on the second goods under the tree to do it. ”
After figuring it out, the colorful rooster shouted: "Black Dandan, this weakness is not only the owner's, but also the general public." So in the future, if we attack the enemy at the same time, you will be responsible for the weakness of his lower body, and I will be responsible for the weakness of his upper body. I'll draw the enemy's attention from above, share the powerful firepower, and I'll leave it to you, and if you can't sneak up on it, our alliance will be dissolved!" ”
The little Tibetan mastiff saw that Brother Ji was thinking about his own safety so much, and assured with emotion: "Brother Ji, don't worry, if the master can't sneak attack like this, then he still has the face to form an alliance with your old man!" ”
In this way, the two people who were enemies of life and death were easily solved by the treacherous big rooster like a fox! By the way, I also bent the stupid and cute black eggs of the loyal protector!
The establishment and tactical distribution of the Chicken and Dog Alliance this time has indeed brought significant results to the colorful big rooster and the small Tibetan mastiff. This makes the two invincible on the battlefield in the future, and makes the enemy fearful!
The miscellaneous chicken solved all his worries, and flew out of the yard, unable to suppress the ridicule of the puppies, and ran to the pond and laughed wildly! This made many unsuspecting beasts give this nervous rooster the title of 'crazy chicken', and the little Tibetan mastiff lay under the tree and fantasized about a better life in the future, and the young dog cub did not know that it thought that it had obtained a name and became a shame that could not be erased for a lifetime!
When this pair of Wolong and Phoenix chicks became famous all over the world, people affectionately called them the two supremes of crazy chickens and stupid dogs. Of course, these are all afterwords!
From the establishment of this alliance to the first double sword attack, it was unfortunately encountered by the unlucky land father-in-law!
In order to clear up the misunderstanding, the father-in-law of the land suddenly appeared, and this talisman of the miscellaneous chicken and the dog cub, the cow mother-in-law and the dog were very scared! This made Brother Ji and Black Dandan, who had reconciled and reached an offensive and defensive alliance, instantly decided to launch an offensive, and the miscellaneous chicken flapped its wings and flew to the head of the father-in-law of the land, attacking the vital eyes, throat and other places, and the puppies were ready to sneak attack the vital points below!
The father-in-law of the land was caught off guard by the sudden attack of the colorful rooster, and hurriedly got up and prepared to drive away this irascible beast! I didn't notice the dog cub who was about to steal the peach next to me, I had no intention, and the dog cub would hit with one blow! stole the 400-year-old peach of the father-in-law.
This made the father-in-law of the land anxious and angry, and instantly cast a spell and fled into the ground! The father-in-law of the land who was hiding underground came back to his senses, remembered the embarrassing scene he was facing just now, and said with words in his mouth, "It's really humiliating, I was stolen by two domestic beasts." also lost his sense of proportion in front of his juniors, this is really a shame to be thrown to grandma's house! The anger in my belly has also dissipated, and now I don't have the face to go back to eat peaches! With a wave of his hand, he conjured up a note and floated towards the courtyard of Yu Lingyu's house! I went home directly, it's really a bad night! ”