Chapter Eighty-Five: 'General Wang Tu'

Yu Lingyu looked at Master Wen who was standing aside and watching the play, and probably understood... ...! Secretly sighed: "This big fool really has two brushes... It's just a pity to keep it redundant and throw it away. I'm trying to figure out how to put the other person somewhere else tomorrow! ”

Holding the father-in-law of the land in his arms, he walked into the yard, turned his head and said, "It's late at night, Master Wen will come in too!" It's up to you and my elders to explain this matter clearly, I'm really too lazy to care about your. ”

Wen Fuzi was overjoyed when he heard the other party say that he wanted to stay. happily followed into the yard...

Yu Lingyu looked at the broken arm of her father-in-law, and she didn't know if it could be cured! Who would have thought that the body of the incense god would be injured and fractured... After the land was taken care of, he was ready to treat his injuries.

Wen Fuzi watched Yu Lingyu busy and asked, "Why are you running around and not doing business?" Can't you see the two elders here? Hurry up and serve tea and pour water to greet the guests! ”

Yu Lingyu was almost so angry when she heard this that she vomited blood, looked at the other party and sneered: "My ancestor's arm, I don't know if it was broken by some of your magic techniques. Am I not here to help with the injury? I want to drink tea and pour it myself. ”

Wen Fuzi was also said to be a little embarrassed, after all, this matter really has something to do with himself... But it's not a big deal, and he comforted: "Your ancestor's injury can be easily solved!" Just let him heal his injuries on his own, and you don't have to follow the blind association! Besides, it's the body of a god, will you heal it? ”

Yu Lingyu was really unheard of and unseen, so she could only shake her head regretfully.

As soon as the father-in-law heard that he could heal his injured body, he secretly turned on the divine incense to repair his arm. This luck has really been successfully restored... I thought suspiciously, "Why couldn't I use my supernatural powers just now to avoid the flying Wen Fuzi?" Otherwise, there would not be such an unwarranted disaster! ”

Yu Lingyu watched the land lord move his arm, and felt that there was no problem, so he was relieved!

Wen Fuzi looked at the puzzled eyes of the two, and said stinkily: "The old man is a Confucian sage, even if he doesn't have any heroic spirit. For the acquired humane gods, I am the 'natural enemy of the gods', and the old man is 100% sure of restraining the other party. ”

This remark made the short-sighted father-in-law of the land very excited. I have been a little panicked all this time, afraid that my deception and concealment will be revealed, and my boss Chenghuang Ye sent someone to ask him about his guilt. Now as long as you hold on to these long legs, with such a god enemy sitting in the rear, you can sit back and relax!

Turning his head, he scolded Yu Lingyu: "You are a bad descendant, such a distinguished guest has come to the house, and you don't know how to inform my elder!" Hurry up and pick some spiritual peaches and serve some good tea to entertain this Confucian sage. ”

Wen Fuzi thought that there was finally someone who could clean up this lawless little showman in front of him! I wanted to laugh and sing a song. Who knew that looking at Yu Lingyu next to him was like listening to the wind in his ears, just like not hearing the orders of his father-in-law. Throw a blank look at the two old men in the same place, and go back to meditate and practice under the peach tree.

This made the father-in-law of the land a little embarrassed, and he felt so embarrassed...

Wen Fuzi was also speechless, he had just been taught a lesson by the other party. Now I don't dare to touch each other's brows...

At this moment, there was a knock at the door of the medical hall! Broke the awkward atmosphere of the scene.

Wang Tu trembled and knocked on the door of the hospital, and the ghosts behind him looked at him like knives, staring coldly at this oily and smooth short and fat man. This journey allowed him to see the true face of this guy.

Wang Tu was ordered to be in danger, knowing that the matter was extremely urgent. But he has always been timid and slippery, and he faintly felt a little uneasy about this mission. I took the things in my hand and looked through them for a long time without any clue...

Wang Tu was a butcher in Linhai City before his death, and he was illiterate. His family has been butchers for generations, and he has always been nicknamed by the people of the city. The father is called the pig's large intestine, and the son is called the pig's small intestine. When his father died, his son inherited his father's business, and even his nickname was inherited.

Wang Tu was the most far-sighted generation of his ancestors before his death! Desperately slaughtering cattle and pigs to earn silver, just to send children and grandchildren to the school to read and write, change their fate, and become the dragon and phoenix among the people in the future and get rid of the ancestral inheritance.

Many businessmen often deceived him into being illiterate and calculating against him, and he looked at people all his life, listened to people's ridicule, and suffered a lifetime of whims! This also made him develop a timid and greedy and slippery character. Because that's the only way to survive!

Wang Tu unexpectedly won the appreciation of the military judge, so he formulated a plan and a clear goal, knowing that he wanted to have a bright future in the future, he had to study hard to accumulate knowledge. In order to act in the future, seize the opportunity to make great contributions and be rewarded by the promotion of Galu. It's just that after becoming a general, he was involved in all his energy by Chenghuang Ao Peng's order, and he never had the opportunity to settle down and read and write.

Who would have thought that at such a critical crisis now, I would suffer a big loss because of my illiteracy...

If you can't understand the words of the letter, Wang Tu didn't take it to heart, so it would be good to find those literate people to read it again! When you really understand what is written in the letters.

The ghost who read the letter was so frightened that he ran away, and Wang Tu was even more frightened that the six gods were stunned!

It wasn't until he was detained by the ghosts on the road that he came back to his senses, and Wang Tu, who was unwilling, thought that this was a jealous talent! How can you die generously if your ambition is not rewarded? The main thing is that this has nothing to do with me... Along the way, in order to get a glimmer of life,, pee and fart escaped three times, and various situations occurred frequently! Either shouting to go to the toilet or leaving a suicide note, or it is an impassioned and righteous speech. Seeing that it had little effect, he began to pretend to be pitiful and win the sympathy of the ghosts... The sound of coercion and temptation is endless! In fact, the ghosts all knew that the other party was playing tricks, and no one was willing to step forward to stop him. There is even some sympathy for him! I know this errand and I will die for a lifetime. As long as the other party doesn't run away, the other party will play to their heart's content.

When he arrived in Woniu Town, the ghost cha left Wang Tu's side and guarded the town. Tell him to go and find the land himself, and his father-in-law will lead the way and meet the incarnate saint.

The chicken thief's king Tu found that there was no hope of escaping! The ghost sent to guard the town in all directions, and when he went out, he also threw himself into the net. Then he did the opposite and hid in the town all the time. When the sages descended, the entire city god mansion was scattered. At that time, who would pay attention to their own small role?

It's a pity that imagination is beautiful, but reality is cruel. Wang Tu found a dirty thatched hut and hid in it, this kind of filthy place. The ghosts didn't dare to come in easily, so they rested with peace of mind!

Who knew that Judge Wen had always felt uneasy in his heart or could not rest assured, and sent two generals to personally supervise the pig's large intestine by day and night. saw Wang Tu running left and right in the town, and finally hid in the women's thatched house. This made the two generals of the day and night patrol admire, and they endured hardships to become masters. This kind of place has the courage to hide in, and it takes a lot of courage!

The day and night patrol directly sent people to arrest the other party, and sent people to the town to find the whereabouts of the father-in-law of the land! It was not until Yu Lingyu's house that he found the whereabouts of the old man. The two generals of the day and night patrol were not polite, and directly sent someone to throw this 'Ninja Turtle' who can stretch and bend at the door of the 'Bao Zhilin' medical hall. Order the ghost to watch the other party walk into the hospital before leaving!