(4) (3) On the importance of acting
When a man's IQ is in the brain, his IQ usually drops at an alarming rate. And when two men are in the brain at the same time, the rate of decline in IQ is far beyond the scope of human comprehension.
For example, in the half minute since Lu Jiu saw Lu Jiu and Oh Mango, the IQ of these two guys has degraded to the level of the cave people on the top of the mountain.
"Excuse me, Mr. Soldier. Can you really guarantee our lives?"
Trying to pretend to be scared, Lu Jiu's flickering gaze fooled the two cavemen very smoothly.
"No problem, with us, no one can touch you!!"
He slapped his breastplate a few times, and in order to show his masculinity in front of the girls, Oh Mango even struck out a "bangbang" sound.
Seeing Oh Mango's move, Oh Just, who was standing on the side, did not be outdone.
Perhaps in the eyes of one or two cavemen, this action may have really shown their masculinity, but in the eyes of Lu Jiu and the others, this action is actually no different from a gorilla pounding its chest on you humans to show its excitement.
If it weren't for the fact that the plan didn't allow it, probably everyone present except Lu Jiu would have laughed until they cramped, right?
But it's a pity that the cruel reality didn't give Lu Jiu's friends a chance to laugh until they cramped. So, they had to endure and laugh secretly.
It's just that the girls' bodies trembled slightly because of the snickering, but after reaching the eyes of the cave people on the top of the mountain, they became trembling with fear.
Although even Lu Jiu felt that the current scene seemed a little subtle, it saved her time to explain...
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"Mr. Soldier, where are we going?"
Neat behind Oh Just and Oh Mango. Lu Jiu raised her right hand to ask a question as if she were the teacher's favorite good student.
"Now, of course, I went to the front line to join up with the big army! There was also one of the last rebels, made up of teachers and students, who were stubbornly resisting us. It's just that they are all annihilated. It's just a matter of time. ”
Naturally, they said their destination, in the eyes of Oh Shan and Oh Mango, as long as it didn't involve their military secrets, vases like Lu Jiu and them were useless except for their appearance and figure, even if they knew some trivial things, it didn't matter.
It's like you can't possibly jerk off in front of your parents, but you don't care at all in front of your pets.
Ahem, although this metaphor is a little subtle, it is enough to show that Oh Mango and Oh are almost no mentality when they are wary of Lu Jiu and others.
"The front line...?"
Pretending to be surprised, Lu Jiu suddenly stopped in his tracks. A little hesitantly, he said, "Do you want us to go to the front line together?" but we can't do anything other than some simple little magic..."
"Don't worry, Oh and I will only protect you. Straightening the helmet on his head, a lewd gleam flashed in Mango's eyes: "After all, after taking care of the battlefield, I still need you to accompany the brothers to have fun." ”
"Huh, Mr. Soldier, you... You're not going to ask me and my sisters to do that kind of thing!!"
Taking a step back, Lu Jiu's eyes regained a hint of horror.
With seamless acting skills and lines that match the current situation, Lu Jiu's acting skills almost deceived Elusa and them together.
"Oh Mango, you idiot, do you talk like that!?"
Glaring viciously at Oh Mango, who had slipped out, Oh just fist unceremoniously landed on Oh Mango's helmet.
"Are you so scared of others? You see that Sister Lulu is about to cry!!"
After speaking, Oh just looked at Lu Jiu with a smile on his face: "Sister Lulu, don't be afraid. Oh, Mango, he just likes to scare people. He said that he was happy with the brethren because he knew that you were members of the art troupe. I just hope that you can sing and dance for the tired soldiers after clearing the battlefield. It doesn't mean anything else~"
"Is it really just singing, dancing, dancing...? But I've heard... Now many armies will take women back to the occupied territories..."
Just like an ordinary girl, she didn't choose to believe it right away. Lu Jiu vividly showed the characteristics of the character of "Captain Lulu, who looks stupid and stupid, but is a little clever and cares about the members of the group".
"Of course! Our army, but the secret army of the Shadow Mirror! How could we do such a shameless thing!"
patted himself on the shoulder, oh just to win the trust of "Lulu", and even moved out of his own backstage. A poor caveman on the top of the mountain didn't know what a terrible blow his words would bring to the future organization. Of course, that's all for later.
Take a breath of relief. Lu Jiu patted her chest. In an instant, the pair of soft flesh wrapped under tight short sleeves jumped.
"That's, that's good. The reviews of the Shadow Mirror Army seem to have been good all along. But. Lulu doesn't understand why Shadow's army is coming to bully School City. Am we doing something wrong?"
Staring straight at the choppy picture. Oh, without even thinking about it, he directly said the answer that Lu Jiu wanted to know: "Of course, it's to find an excuse to start a war with the whole world!" In this way, Lord Wendru's plan can be regarded as the first step. ”
"And, and the whole world... Go to war?"
Stunned, he stared at Oh and Oh Mango, who were staring at his chest. This time, Lu Jiu was not pretending.
We pity the Nine-Tailed Fox, but this time we were really frightened.
War with the whole world, this is not a joke!
Crazy, Wendrew is definitely a madman!
For no reason, Lu Jiu came to the above conclusion.
You know, it takes courage and determination to go to war with the whole world at the same time, which is not something ordinary people can have. Moreover, Lu Jiu believes that behind this plan, Wendrew is definitely still planning something!
Otherwise, no matter how powerful the shadow is, it won't provoke all the forces in the entire continent!
ps: People who say that others are dirty are really dirty! Guangzhou is dirty!(To be continued)