Chapter 34: How can a man not talk well in bed
Ye Yaodong hurriedly walked to Ah Guang's house again, and he could already smell the fragrance of steamed crabs from a long distance.
As soon as they stepped on the threshold, everyone said, "You're finally here, it's a little later, you can only wash the dishes." ”
"Come on, sit down, I specially left you that nine-section shrimp ......"
"If you come so late, you will punish yourself with three glasses first!"
"Punish a fart, that's all there is to drink, don't be deceived by him!"
Everyone was lively, and the atmosphere was lively and drank all the wine brought by the fat man, and the seafood on the table was also swept away, and then they dispersed.
Ye Yaodong returned home with a slightly drunk look, the door was not locked today, he locked it with his hand, and then returned to his own room.
By the moonlight coming in through the window, he could only see the two children sleeping crookedly, and his wife had her back to him, and he didn't know if she was asleep.
Stripped naked and wearing only shorts, he climbed into bed, hugged his wife, and pressed against her back, but she slapped the big palm on the waist.
"Lie down there, you don't feel too crowded, it's so tight on a hot day, and it smells of alcohol, and it stinks to death!" Lin Xiuqing muttered quietly.
Ye Yaodong directly straightened her up and blocked her chattering mouth.
"It's endless, just ...... yesterday"
"Yesterday is yesterday, today is today, cooperate with the wife ......"
"Then you will continue to follow me to catch the sea tomorrow!"
Ye Yaodong glared, and knew that he would negotiate conditions with him at this time!
When did you become so clever?
This is the right to eat his monkey anxious will agree!
How can a man not talk well in bed?
What's more, he had planned to go around the island tomorrow, and by the way, he would overcome the fear in his heart.
"Okay, I'll do whatever you ask me to do, cooperate with me, let's change positions......"
"Then you go take a shower first!"
Ye Yaodong: "......"
The arrows are on the string, women are so troublesome!
Lin Xiuqing continued to whisper: "You have the smell of wine on your body, and the smell of seafood on your hands!" Too rushed! ”
"It's a lot, it's going to be like this, it's going to be like that, I've washed it in the afternoon......"
"But you're drinking, and it's very drunk!"
Your sister, after muttering in his heart, he seemed to think of the problem of the bed, and thought of something, and said with some heat in his heart: "I'll go take a bath, let's change the ground, this bed is too annoying." ”
"On the ground?"
"You don't care how I toss, just listen to me, okay?"
Lin Xiuqing blushed and hesitated, she didn't lie down in a good bed, and suddenly she had to go to the ground to do errands......
"Do you want me to go to the sea tomorrow? If you want the cow to run, you have to feed the cow, right? If you give me some sweetness, I'll listen to you for everything. ”
Seeing that she was a little shaken, he continued to make persistent efforts, "I went to Taohai today, but I caught a tiger grouper for you, and a nest of snow clams, I have been very lucky recently, and you have earned a few yuan in the past two days, right?" It's time for you to make fishing nets for seven or eight days, but tomorrow is the first day of the new year, there is a big tide, maybe I'll be luckier, and catch some more big goods......"
"Okay, then you go to the bath, I'll take you after washing!"
After getting a positive answer, Ye Yaodong happily got up directly and went to the back door to take a shower.
Damn, it's been decades away, see how he regains his strength!
By the time he was tired and lying on the bed like a dead dog, he didn't want to move, and his wife was still able to get dressed and go to fetch water and scrub.
It's really all for her, and I have to work for her to earn money!
"Lie down and sleep together!"
"Your legs are weak, haven't you made enough trouble?"
Ye Yaodong: "......"
"Who am I doing this for, not to satisfy you......"
"What nonsense!" Lin Xiuqing glared at him with anger and anger.
"Ahh It's my... It's my... Come on, I'll tell you something", and after pulling her to lie down beside him, he said, "I won't go to the dock with you tomorrow......"
"Hey, don't stare at me yet, listen to me. A bright day to borrow a boat, if we can borrow, we will go to the isolated island to go around, the surrounding islands are not involved, the reef must be more than the dock goods. ”
He asked who borrowed it? Will anyone be willing to borrow it? ”
"Ask his little uncle to borrow it, take a look, if you can't borrow it, forget it."
"Okay, then you can see for yourself, if you can borrow it, then you can go around the isolated island, be careful."
"Well, you don't think it's good that I break my word!"
You must say hello to her in advance, otherwise you won't see him tomorrow, thinking that he will coax her to play, and then she won't give him a good face.
It's rare to see that he is a little self-motivated, and Lin Xiuqing is also willing to chat with him more, "Now that the family boat has been repaired, and the harvest in the past two days has been very good, do you have to take turns to go to sea with your father like the eldest brother and second brother?" ”
Again!
Ask him this again!
Everyone has to ask him to go to sea, Ye Yaodong has a headache, but this can't be avoided, who lets the family have a boat, unless he continues to be as bad as in his previous life, waiting for his wife to raise him.
"I haven't been to sea before, I don't know if I'll get seasick, if I can borrow a boat tomorrow, I'll go to sea first and go around twice."
"Oh."
"Go to sleep."
People by the sea, how can they be afraid of floating on the sea, this problem must be overcome by him.
If he couldn't borrow a boat, he would take advantage of the high tide and ask two friends to accompany him, swim from the beach to the pier, swim around, and try to swim around, anyway, they all died once, and there was nothing to be afraid of.
If there is a real case, his friends can save him!
Early the next morning, Lin Xiuqing woke up, he also woke up when he heard the movement, and he didn't get up for a while today.
The family saw that he was getting up earlier and earlier day by day, except for some doubts in their hearts, they didn't make a fuss, after all, he had been a little diligent in the past two days.
After breakfast, everyone was busy with their own work, Ye Yaodong was also about to go out, but the old lady followed him to the door and secretly dragged him.
He looked over suspiciously, only to see the old lady quietly touch a hard-boiled egg from her trouser pocket and give it to him, and whispered.
"Here you go, take it out and eat it secretly, don't let your mother know."
He looked at the old lady unexpectedly, glanced behind him with a little weakness, and said in a low voice: "No wonder my mother said that the chicken laid one less egg today when she was eating, and it turned out that you touched it." ”
When the old lady saw that he didn't reach out to take it, she stuffed it directly into his pocket, and smiled so that her face was wrinkled, revealing her toothless gums.
"In the past two days, you have been going to Taohai every day, you should be tired, I secretly cooked one before cooking porridge in the morning, and I will make it up for you, don't let your mother know, otherwise I will scold you again."
He wanted to take out the egg, but the old lady kept pressing his hand and wouldn't let him take it, and he was a little helpless.
When he was young, the old lady often did this kind of thing, and when he grew up, he rarely did, and today he secretly stuffed eggs for him, and he didn't know whether it was good to be moved, or to be moved? It's still good to be moved......