Chapter 66: Teasing My Wife
As soon as Ye Yaodong got home, he hurriedly took a shower, and then returned to the house to start educating his two children.
"Boss, you don't know how to swim, do you want to learn?"
"Think, Dad, Brother Ahai can swim, and I want to learn to swim too!"
Another Ye Chengyang also jumped on the bed and shouted: "I want it too, I want it too!" ”
"Do you want to eat fart? Wait for the bed board to collapse, see if I don't beat you", Ye Yaodong glared at the little guy, and said to the eldest son, "That child drowned just now, are you afraid of it?" ”
Ye Chenghu shrunk his neck, and also remembered the scene on the beach just now, and hesitated and said, "Dad, if I learn to swim, won't I drown?" ”
"Unless you fall into the deep sea, no one will find out, your strength is exhausted, and there is no driftwood to support you, otherwise you will not drown."
"I'm scared ......"
"What are you afraid of as a boy, Lao Tzu will teach you, and you won't be fine."
He is also afraid that the child will be naughty, so he went to the beach to teach himself, although the two children in the previous life didn't know how to learn, they could swim, but who knows if the trajectory will change, after all, the child was rescued by him today.
With him to teach, he himself can rest assured.
"Yes, let your father teach you to swim, you are not allowed to go to the beach with your brothers and sisters to learn by yourself."
Lin Xiuqing also nodded fiercely on the side, just now on the beach, she was also worried, for fear that it was her own children who were drowning, and they were basically seafarers, and they must be able to swim.
"Before you learn to swim, none of you are allowed to go into the water without an adult around, or let me know that I broke your legs."
Ye Chenghu shrunk his feet and said weakly: "Got it, Dad." ”
"Wait until tomorrow to see if you go to sea? If not, I'll take you to learn tomorrow, okay, let's go play. ”
was free, Ye Chenghu jumped off the bed excitedly, and Ye Chengyang did the same, almost startling Lin Xiuqing, and hurriedly caught him.
"You stupid, what are you doing? What are you doing too? Is this what you can jump? Ye Chenghu, you come over for me, and you won't be a good example when you are a brother......"
Knowing that his mother was scolding, the fool came over, and Ye Chenghu slipped away without looking back, leaving Ye Chengyang there screaming and waiting for me......
Lin Xiuqing didn't fight in one place, and slapped his youngest son twice before letting him go.
The boy is also solid, he doesn't cry or make trouble, he doesn't have a little one, and he runs away.
Only then did she look at Ye Yaodong, "Teach me that set of moves you just made at the beach!" ”
"You want to learn?"
"Just in case, living by the sea all day is hard to guarantee that it won't be useful."
"Okay, then you lie down and I'll show you."
"Hmm!"
At first, Ye Yaodong seriously told her how to give first aid and how to place her hand to press, and she also listened carefully, but it turned bad after a while.
"Where do you put your hands?"
"Isn't it teaching you?"
"Go away, are you teaching? Is this the location? You're obviously rubbing ......" Lin Xiuqing lowered her voice, for fear of being heard.
"Don't move, you have to hold on to first aid for half an hour, and you can't give up without the breath of life......"
"Save your head, go away, I have to help my mother cook......" She was about to be crushed under her, and he was embarrassed to talk serious nonsense.
"There are sisters-in-law and sisters-in-law!"
"They went to the dock to sell their goods......"
"I helped you earn another 40 yuan today, do you have to show it?"
Lin Xiuqing put her hands on his shoulders and glanced at him fiercely, "Didn't I find out?" ”
"Then I'll do my part! And I caught the blue crab, and I caught the sea bass! ”
Irritating!
Ye Yaodong looked at her with round eyes with a smile, then turned his head, stretched his side face to her, and urged: "Hurry up, hurry up and say that I will let you go out to cook, otherwise when the two sons run in and see it, they will shout again!" ”
My wife, don't you want to tease a couple of sentences? Looking at her vivid appearance with rich expressions, he was also very happy.
Where can Lin Xiuqing let him succeed?
Directly press the palm of your hand on his face, press hard against the pillow on the side, and then roll over and ride on him.
He snorted, grabbed her waist to prevent her from escaping, and whispered, "So you like this......"
Lin Xiuqing's cheeks turned red with a brush, smacked him, quickly turned over and went to the ground, opened his five fingers and combed his hair a few times casually before running out.
Ye Yaodong crossed his feet leisurely, stretched out his hand to pill the back of his head and hummed a song, if he didn't intentionally let go, could he still let her run?
His father had gone to the haven to sail, and he didn't know if he was going to sea tonight, so he planned to close his eyes and recuperate.
As soon as he fell asleep, he was woken up by his wife, "Your friends are coming to you." ”
He muttered sleepily, "Why are you willing to call me?" Didn't I wish I wasn't at home before. ”
Lin Xiuqing said angrily: "Then I'll tell them directly that you're not at home." ”
If it weren't for the fact that his friends had done something serious during this time, and had gone over to the house from time to time to help with the work, she wouldn't have come to call him, and would have told them that he wasn't there!
Ye Yaodong pulled her, "Don't, I'm up, I'll go see if they have something to make a fortune looking for me?" ”
"Pull it down, a group of you are either playing cards or eating and drinking together, and you can still make a fortune?"
"Who said no, I forgot about 400 yuan for you a few days ago? Maybe what's going on? ”
"That's luck, I just happened to go to sea."
"That also made a fortune, didn't it?"
Lin Xiuqing didn't argue with him, anyway, it wasn't long before the meal, and he didn't have any money in his pocket, "Come back early for dinner." ”
"Hmm."
He fastened his belt and hurried out, and his mother was nagging behind him, "It's 4 o'clock, I have to have dinner later, and I have to run out......"
At the door, Ah Guang Xiaoxiao and they were standing without standing in phase, and they were waiting there without sitting in phase.
"What's the matter with me, I'm sleeping."
Ah Guang touched his chin and circled around him, making him a little baffled.
"What are you doing?"
"I heard that you saved Secretary Chen's grandson in the afternoon, so let's come over to pay our respects."
"If you want to charge, look at two cents!"
"Bah, I thought I was a star!"
Xiaoxiao smiled on the side: "Let's go, it's 4 o'clock, don't delay the time." ”
Ye Yaodong was dragged away inexplicably, "You haven't told me why you are going?" ”
"Do you want to go eel fishing?"
"Neurotic, two days ago, the typhoon just had a heavy rain, the water level in the fields and ditches rose, fishing wool, and the holes couldn't be seen!"
Isn't this a waste of time? It's better to sleep at home, you idiots!