Chapter 133: Wait! Lao Tzu changes equipment!
Have you ever tried the feeling of being approached by an ugly and fat catfish that is nearly ten meters long, while screaming disgusting words like "marry me"?
I don't know if anyone else has tried Jiang Ge, but now he says that he is really disgusted.
The terrifying catfish body rolled out an aisle on the ground.
Jiang Ge grabbed the collar of Second Uncle Liu beside him, stepped on the moonlight in an instant, and slipped past the slippery body of the fat catfish and dodged.
As for the villagers who didn't have time to dodge, most of them were killed or injured under the collision of the fat catfish.
The bones are broken and the tendons are broken, and the miserable howl is not stopped, or they are directly crushed into meat sauce.
Jiang Ge glanced at these people, and then threw Second Uncle Liu to a safer place in the distance, watching this group of people flee frantically, and recently looked away.
These people are just remnants of the illusory history of the broken world, and whether they are living or not remains to be verified, so there is no need to bother with it.
"Dragon Maiden! Dragon Lady! My bride!"
On the other side, the momentum of the fat catfish collision weakened, and the degree of flexibility was no less than when it was in the water, the huge fishtail slapped, the ground trembled slightly, and the whole body turned around and collided towards Jiang Ge again.
"Lord River God, you have mistaken the person, I am not a dragon girl, and you don't look like you want to marry a bride, but like you want to eat me."
Jiang Ge pulled out the medicine hoe, turned it around twice in his hand, held it firmly on his right hand, and turned sideways again to avoid the catfish collision, while trying to extract information.
At this moment, under the plough of fat catfish and some mysterious force, the ground has a faint tendency to turn into a muddy swamp.
"No! You are the Dragon Lady! You are the Dragon Lady! There can be no mistake!"
On the face of the fat catfish, there was a look of greed and longing like a human, and the originally dark green eyes reflected an ominous red glow.
"The last descendant of the dragon clan, the daughter of the dragon king, as long as I can marry you! As long as I can become one with you, I will have the opportunity to cross the dragon gate, turn into a real dragon, and inherit the throne of the dragon king!"
"Hahahaha!" The fat catfish let out a seeping laugh with a hideous huge mouth, "I didn't expect that among the thirty-two river gods of His Majesty the Dragon King, I actually found you first!"
"Come on your mission!"
"Dragon Maiden! I want you! I want you! I want you and me to be one!"
The huge fishtail slapped and caused the earth and rocks to collapse, creating a huge crack.
The raging river rushed down the crack, and the fat catfish was like a fish in water.
Jumping between the mires, huge mud balls kept flying out, compressing Jiang Ge's evasion space.
And Jiang Ge was constantly looking for opportunities to fight back, but found that the catfish skin was thick to death, and he cut it with a medicinal hoe in his hand, first by a layer of mucus, then by a smooth fish skin, and waited until the medicine hoe broke into the fish skin.
At most, it can only cause a wound tens of centimeters deep.
For the fat catfish, the body size of nearly ten meters is not itchy or painful at all.
To use a common saying, it's his mother's toothpick stirring the vat.
The fat catfish laughed wildly.
"Are you tickling me?"
"What's the point of hiding like this? From me! Complete your mission and give birth to a new king for my dragons!"
At this moment, a coquettish shout was suddenly heard, accompanied by the sound of a clear sword. ….
"What nonsense is the stinky catfish, the dragon girl is mine! Even if you dare to rob the dragon girl with the old lady?!"
The corners of Jiang Ge's mouth twitched, and he saw a figure dressed in red, leaping high into the sky, the cold sword light emitting a biting chill in the sun.
Xie Lingchan, who had been watching the battle for a long time, finally found an opportunity and held a long sword to penetrate the head of the fat catfish.
Roar——!
"Damn it, damn woman!"
The length of the sword body reached one meter, and under the stinging pain of the fat catfish, it let out an earth-shattering roar!
The body of the fish was tumbling and the mud was splashed on all sides.
Xie Lingchan couldn't dodge and was thrown out.
He was about to be crushed into a pulp, but he was beaten by one
Hold your hands and dodge the slap of the fish.
"Miss Xie, I saved you again." Jiang Ge said while dodging.
"Oh, don't I owe you two lives?" Xie Lingchan whispered in a mocking tone, "How do you want me to pay it back, Lord Dragon Girl?"
Before Jiang Ge could answer, he heard a loud noise.
Smack——!
The mud rolls and turns into a wave.
Jiang Ge and Xie Lingchan couldn't dodge, and they were splashed all over for a while, turning into two clay figures, accompanied by a foul smell, which made the two of them can't help but gause.
「……」
The faces of both men darkened at the same time, and they turned their heads to look at the catfish at the same time.
On the head of the fat catfish, the wound that was stabbed by the long sword had actually healed, and roared angrily:
"Woman! You've angered the gods! I'm going to make you one with me!"
While roaring, the fat catfish seemed to find that the mental damage caused by the sludge to the two of them was far higher than the physical collision it had over there.
So he reluctantly stirred up the quagmire and set off huge waves.
Wave after wave slapped on the two people who couldn't dodge.
Watching the embarrassed two laugh wildly.
"Lord Dragon Girl, this stinky catfish has made us stinky and sticky, and we want to fly with it," Miss Xie wiped the stinky mud from her face and said with pity, "I really want to...... Kill it!"
"Well, that's what I think." Jiang Ge also said with a calm face.
"However, this thing is too thick-skinned, large-bodied, and has strong self-healing ability, my sword can't deal with it, Lord Dragongirl, is there anything you can do?" Xie Lingchan asked.
"Big?" Jiang Ge sighed twice, "You hold it first, and wait for me to go offline and change equipment!"
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Quickly return to the Illusory World through the medium.
Jiang Ge saw that the silver whirlpool in the Dragon King Temple was still there, and he suddenly felt a little dark.
He immediately returned to the present world through the illusion world.
Earthly.
Jiang Ge woke up from the bed, his eyes flashing with coldness.
Ah Da, who was guarding the side, was about to step forward, and then subconsciously smelled a foul smell and paused.
"Little brother, you ......"
Jiang Ge's face is black, it's a dog! The smell of this catfish has been brought into the world!
Kill it, absolutely kill it!
"Ah, bring me my bronze box."
"Inform the transformation factory again, there should be a big goods meeting later, let them prepare the pot!"
"Big cargo?" Ah Da was surprised.
"If nothing else, it should be a catfish!" Jiang Ge said viciously.
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On the other side, because of Jiang Ge's sudden disappearance, the fat catfish suddenly fell into a state of rage.
"Dragon Maiden! My dragon lady! Woman! Where did you take my dragon maiden?!"
"The Dragon Maiden? The dragon girl was eaten by me! Stinky catfish!"
Xie Lingchan saw the fat catfish go crazy, and immediately laughed.
In the next second, a stream of mud slapped directly on Xie Lingchan's face.
Let her turn into a stinky mud beauty again.
Xie Lingchan's whole body trembled.
"Ahhh Damn catfish, I want you dead! I want you dead!".
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